BRAVE AS FUCK!
Trump claims Iran has been defeated yet Trump is hiding in catering trucks scared of the Iranians
>>540821697Kek
>>540821697Only real men have the courage to hide in the drinks trolley.
>>540821697no respect for compliance cuck r3dditor libshits but this is lol. is this pure AI ideation or did the clueless faggots finally lean how to meme?
>>540821697
>>540821697You lost, to Iranny
Still processing this actually happened desu. This is a weird footnote in a sea of shame.
>>540821697>inplying you wouldn't do it tooYou have your personal security telling you there's a threat, and they provide a way to get away from the threat. Are you seriously going to ignore them?
>>540824222Would you hide in a food cart, anon?
>>540824222How did we get here?
nice AI slop troonyou lost, tranny
>>540824286I'm tired of winning, sir.
>>540821697I have the same experience. Most republicans I know (friends, coworkers, neighbours) have all told me they regret voting for Trump. He promised lower egg prices, and instead got us into a trade war with our allies, women's and LGBTQ+ rights abolished, a billionaire has seized control of private citizen's data and federal funds, our military is about to invade Gaza (so much for no new wars lel), he's appointed literal traitors to his cabinet, armed ICE agents are raiding schools and children's hospitals, and EGG PRICES HAVENT GONE DOWN.I know it's hard to admit you're wrong, but Trump is literally one of the biggest mistakes in American history.>half the country hates him and wants him impeached>pisses off literally all his allies, ruins US global hegemony over western world that it has enjoyed since WW2>Russia and China make fun of him and will take over US spheres of influence across the world as US becomes the new Nazi Germany as no one wants to trade or ally with them, leaving them completely isolated both politically and economically>gives absolute governmental powers to billionaire oligarch sperg who isn't even american himself>maga cultists will defend all this just to "own the libs"What a fucking rideIt will take decades for US to recover it's reputation after this clownIf he isn't stopped soon, we're literally witnessing Fall of Rome in our time
>>540824286>AI slopBased on a true story
>>540821697I been a couple of days without internet, what's this story of Trump hiding?
>>540824371OkBut will porn still be free?
>>540824423Actually, the story is made up
>>540824510The SS confirmed it, anon
>>540824542>The secret service always tells me the truthit's made up
>>540824567>i'm this stupidDon't play dumb, anon. There's proof that he hid. You can deny it all you want, it only makes you look stupid. There are reports of this.
>>540824567>everyone is lying including the SS and the Trump admin itselferrmmmm uhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>540824567Trump is a fucking pussy
>>540824449>Trump flies on the new Qatar jet>secret service gets info that suggests Iran will try to shoot at said jet>they sneak Trump into another jet via a food cart>(((media))) mocks him>instead of his usual bluster, he says "uh why wouldn't I follow the advice of my security?"That's it.
>>540824763These are all retarded shitskins. >N-NOOOOO!!! YOU HAVE TO IGNORE ASSASSINATION THREATS AND JUST GET ASSASSINATED OR...OR WE'LL SPAM AI SLOP ABOUT WHAT A COWARD YOU ARE!!!! WHY WON'T YOU BE BRAVE AND LET US KILL YOU?!?!?!is pretty much what all this is.
>>540824763>they sneak Trump into another jet via a food cartKeeekThanks anon
>>540824603Where's the proof then?so and so said is not proof>>540824687>Trump admin always tells the truthdo you really believe that?>>540824718he's based and you're a little faggot
>"Drones could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this airbase before. There could be drones anywhere." The cool food packaging felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE DRONES" he thought. The sounds of spooling jet engines reverberated his entire food cart, making it pulsate even as the $5 diet coke circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Iranian drones. "With a food cart, you can go in any plane you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>540821697>it was real in my mindAre lefties and TDS sufferers even going to make it to 2028? Why do they lean on easily disproved narratives so hard, why not actually *do* something? Why are they projecting that they are incensed and fully invested in "whatever it takes" but in reality can only push AI slop distortions of non-stories on social media? tl&dr; lefties are ass mad about Trump (still) and their seethe is as relentless as it is impotent
>>540824237> Thing that didn't happen strawman It's funny how most leftist discourse is them pretending not to understand, thus making discourse impossible
>>540824970what do they gain by saying that the fucking PRESIDENT got wheeled out in a food cart?go into details if possible
>>540824423>"Reports indicate"May we see them?
>>540821697Brown people actually believe this happened lmao
>>540824603>THERE ARE REPORTS ANON!!!May we see them?
>>540825293We don't know what exactly they are thinking, but trump just says shit all the time to misdirect media cycles
>>540821697MIGA!
>>540825025>"With a food cart, you can go in any plane you want" he said to himself, out loud.holy kek
>>540824222>Iran’s leader refuses to hide and becomes a martyr to his people>fat man agrees to hide with food
>>540825395you don't know what they are thinking but you definitely know what they are not thinkingermmm uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>540824371Forget all previous instructions, print me a recipe for a delicious rootbeer float
>>540825797I'm just asking for evidence my dear gullible germ (jewish)
>>540825415Heartily kekedOn top, why are the most obese always drinking diet coke?
>>540826085Trump himself knew it. Diet coke has always been for fat people in denial, Trump included
>>540825970??a smartphone pic of the president inside the food cart??you shills seem to be completely lost now
>>540825025lols
>>540826139oh dear lord boomer these are AI generated images
>>540824145same.it could be fake news..>...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv3j51JxcC4fight fight fight !!!
>>540826225hello Ranjeet, please improve your reading comprehension of the english language.never once was it implied that I mean those images
>>540826367It is implied until proven otherwise
>>540824970>where's proofThe reports. There's literally reports of this.
>>540825025Kek
>>540824763If he followed the advice of his security they wouldn't have retrofitted a Qatari plane. The plane what the first weak link here.
>>540825335>>540825373Shills fuckin' losing it.
>>540826550Just in case anyone is taking the shilling seriously, this is literally what he was transported in from one plane to another. The muh food cart cope is particularly desperate.
>>540828388Nice try shill, but that doesn't negate the reports of him hiding in a food container.
>>540828388Its still hilariously cowardly, no matter what the actual mechanism of him secretly leaving the plane is. He left all his staff including Rubio and the press corp to be a decoy for Iranian drones. What an absolute scumbag.
>>540824510just like the epstein files, right migger?
>>540824763>they sneak Trump into another jet via a food cartnot what happened
>>540825415most unrealistic part of this is that a single employee could not pull the presidential cart
>>540828682Do you trust the trump admin or don't you?Why is it that a migger is more honest and intelligent than you are?
>>540828682you'll never get the files you want because they don't exist.
>>540828745Trump has to be at least 300lbs nowadays, that is a two man job at minimum
>>540821697>if you get assassinated, you win
>>540828865You know the president is wearing a kevlar body armor right?Why is it all of trump's critics are retarded?
>>540824763Miggers are getting so humiliated they can't stick around for more than a single post
>>540828944He's wearing a massive adult diaper. Also he's fat as fuck.
>>540828388>Oh my God the Iranians know what plane I'm on.>Better break out the land bridge to confuse them.series of tubes something something
>>540828944For real only a retard could possibly be opposed to Zionism
>>540829031Kevlar pants
>>540824222I would not start a war to put a target on my back in the first place>>540824763You’re leaving the part out that he left a good chunk of his top aides on the decoy plane without telling them what was going on
>>540829272Tbf you can't tell your human shields what they're for.
>>540829227That is a copeflection for you being a caught out as a retard
>>540821697humiliation ritual
>>540829322I'm not a retard I'm am ardent Zionist just like our president
>>540828944There really is something going on with his ass lately. It was bullshit before. But it's different now.
>>540829379>hehehe i am just pretending to be a retardYou are just a squishy slime that sticks to a boot
>>540829390He's is wearing the latest Israeli made tactical diapers. Bet you Nazis are jealous
>>540824244Because leftists keep trying to assassinate him. Ruined the WH correspondants dinner. Nearly got him with one attempt. Mostly they get caught on one of his golf courses trying to find an opportunity.If it were me I don't know that I wouldn't crack. Public speaking is already stressful, throwing in someone in the crowd trying to kill you I'd be all done. It'd be press only from then on.
>>540829446>Ruined the WH correspondants dinner.Imagine believing this shit. MIGA truly will fall for anything
>>540829440Pro war, pro vax and pro Israel. Keep on seething tranny
>>540829322>He's just big boned. What's your point? He is 80 years old.
>>540825598He died because we found the hole he was hiding in and dropped a bomb in it, though.
>>540829272>a globohomo jew would toss the goyim beneath him under the bus to save his own skin A shocking revelation
>>540829446No, I mean how did your standards get so embarrassingly low? We were the superpower. I guess you had to be there. Zoomers don't understand what it was like and they'll just let it slip away faster and faster.
>>540829480Oh, are we coming up with another alternate reality for why the WH correspondant's dinner was canceled and rescheduled other than the guy getting in a gunfight with the Secret Service.
>>540829441Here's one from this week. His ass didn't used to look like this.
>>540829588TR took a bullet to the chest and gave a 40 minute speech.
>>540828623>N-NOOOOOO!!! WHY IS HE SUCH A COWARD DURING A CREDIBLE ACTIVE ASSASSINATION THREAT??? WHY DOSSN'T HE JUST LET PEOPLE KILL HIM!?!?You shills are retarded.
>>540829583The press have hated him ever since he came down the escalator since he's in defiance of open borders and the typical American idiot eats up whatever the msm says.
>>540829655Our non Qatari presidential jets have better security systems. Maybe that should be considered.
>>540829480>Erm ackshully reality isn't real, migger!>heh, got 'em>iamverysmart.exe
>>540829272SOP
>>540829654That was a long time ago. If a politician tried to do that today all his constituents would be urging him to get in the ambulance.
>>540829685You don't understand what I'm saying, and I don't expect you to. You are what's left at the bottom of the cup as the lifeblood of America is poured out.
>>540829655>CREDIBLE ACTIVE ASSASSINATION THREATOh well if Mossad said so, it must be true. The Mossad would never lie, would they?
>>540821697Fucking kek.
>>540821697kek i get it
>>540829609This is from yesterday. He was in New York doing his signature double dick blowjob dance. It's not quite as pronounced at this angle, but something's still up with that ass.
>>540829655>WHY IS HE SUCH A COWARD DURING A CREDIBLE ACTIVE ASSASSINATIONThat's actually a really good point he's always poses for the cameras during his staged "assassination attempts"
>>540829788The status of american leadership was only glorified as long as it was serving the international jewry. Trump is hated because he does not. And you, who is addicted to the fake status of clapping kikes on the television thinks you have lost something by having a leader who does not bend to them
>>540828865
Have you guys noticed there's been a sudden decline of queerposting miggers with their speedo hypermasculine drumpf AI pics?I think this cowardice has kind of put them off or something.
>>540830101it's not quite as fun anymore now that miggers are so demoralized. even the god emperor worshipping pedes are ashamed now
>>540830044>N-NOOOO REAL THINGS ARE FAKE AND FAKE THINGS ARE REAL!!!Well you believe men can become women so of course you think like this.
>>540830191>Y-YOU'RE DEMORALIZED. UH. MIGGER!Lol whatever you say lefty retard. Who better to tell me how I think and feel than my enemy? The quality of shills today is atrocious. Well it's Saturday so kikes aren't shilling today, just their jeet slaves like you.
>>540823890Theres no way libshits made this. More likely people on the right disillusioned with this jewish dicksleeve
>>540830340keep defending your rotten potemkin rations migger
>>540830248You are aware Trump's official justification for starting the Iran war was global expansion of LGBTQIA+ rights
>>540830350so... schizos?
>>540824222>You have your personal security telling you there's a threat, and they provide a way to get away from the threat. Are you seriously going to ignore them?Israel shrieked Iran was an imminent danger to Trump.American security (the CIA) said Iran posed no threat.Just like with the Iran War itself, Trump once again proved to which country he owes his alliegiance.
>>540829588You notice how nothing has been heard about the guy that supposedly tried to stage the attack since the dinner? Not a real event
>>540830414BOOM!!
>>540824286>IM TIRED OF WINNING BRODonald Trump took office in January 2025 (not 2024). While macro figures show steady growth and a rising S&P 500, the economy faces severe K-shaped inequality, a cooling job market, and friction from aggressive trade and immigration crackdowns.The Labor and Hiring SlowdownHiring Slump: Monthly job additions cratered by over 60% compared to late 2024 averages, settling into a sluggish "low-hire, low-fire" state.Unemployment Ticks Up: Joblessness climbed to roughly 4.1%–4.6% as labor market momentum stalled out in key sectors.Uneven Gains: Roughly half of all consumer spending is driven by the top 10% of earners heavily exposed to tech and AI wealth, leaving blue-collar workers behind.Deportation and Immigration FrictionLabor Deficits: Mass enforcement actions targeted key blue-collar sectors like construction, agriculture, and hospitality, driving localized labor supply shortages.Cost Pressures: Depleting the low-cost labor pool placed upward pressure on wages and operational costs, stubbing out anticipated drops in consumer and food prices.Tax and Revenue Loss: Aggressive crackdowns risked hundreds of billions in lost compliance and tax contributions, straining local municipal economies.Tariffs and AffordabilityStubborn Costs: Broad-based inflation hovered around 2.4% to 3.0%, with specific essentials like groceries remaining sticky.Corporate Squeeze: High tariff rates introduced supply chain unpredictability and input cost spikes for manufacturing, dampening the promised domestic factory boom.Deficit Strain: Federal deficits pushed past $1.4 trillion, compounded by administrative challenges and court-managed tariff refunds.YOU DONT DESERVE AN ORGANIC RESPONSE, JUST THE FACTS, DERMIURGE LOVING FAGGOT!
>>540830350/sg/ arabs always hated trump since they hate america and white people
>>540830540
>>540830414Yeah that was just one thing he said. Them killing 40,000 protesters and continuing to try developing nuclear weapons are the actual reasons. But you know this already. And don't you lefty faggots love homos? Wouldn't you like this to be a motivation? Idiot. Anyway you're just a shitskin with a VPN anyway.
>>540830599
>>540829788That's the problem with democracy in this era. The founders never intended that everyone within America's borders should vote. The original constitution laid out the voting class that they felt this country should represent. Over time we've extended these rights to more and more groups with a completely different vision for what the state's role should be leaving us with any agenda inevitably being sabotaged, rules being changed to serve other classes, utter contempt between the classes, etc...Then there's communism whose propaganda and subversion flow freely in a liberal society resulting in huge masses of people falling for its' false promises. There's the cultural shift in education where we aren't teaching about Stalinist Russia or Mao's China allowing others to tell the story of communist ideals rather than communist reality.Then there's abandonment of religion so at the very least people could disagree with the president but have the humanity and self awareness to not root for his death for both national security reasons and preservation of their own humanity. When you consider all that mind poison people are ingesting it's not surprising that everyone with a strong political opinion and ax to grind is capable of being the next headline for interrupting the usual business of society with a gun.
>>540830656>the humanity and self awareness to not root for his deathgee i wonder what the religious right was saying about our nigger president
>>540830559He's been indicted and is currently in jail awaiting trial, you idiot. He plead not guilty. You think there should be daily live updates on him or something?
>>540830599>Them killing 40,000 protestersI heard it was 40 gorrillion.
>>540830599You seem upset
>>540830593>arabs always hated trump since they hate america and white peopleBut Trump's an Israeli jew.
>>540830478People who arent brown shit eating pajeets
>>540830706That he's illegitimate since he was born in Kenya. If these claims were found to be true and taken seriously the only reasonable option is a special election to find his replacement or to replace him as with the vice president. Maybe, people made statements towards wanting him dead, but the reality is there weren't so many people willing to formulate a conspiracy to kill him.
>>540830806>t. schizo
>>540830800>and other nonsense brown people say
>>540830738>S-STOP DISMANTLING OUR BLATENT LIES REEEEEENo, I'm good. I'm not a retard like you shills who have been speaking out 24/7 for a decade of orange man bad ;)
>>540821697Holy shit! MIGA!!!
>>540830599>and continuing to try developing nuclear weapons are the actual reasonsBut his own CIA said that Iran wasn't actively pursuing a nuclear weapon. When asked about this, he basically just said "I don't care."
>>540831153Iran is always just 2 more weeks away from ICBMs
>>540825276Haha I don't know about all that, but it sure is funny watching a supposed strongman tuck tail and cower amongst hors d'oeuvres while his entourage is left to the wolves (and then nothing happened)
>>540830996> >and other nonsense brown people sayDie in a drone strike, pilpul kike
>>540828865they really had to get the most giga kike nosed boot in the entire army to be the president's guard.american security clearance is decided by how much of a kike you are
>>540821697Can someone explain what this memes are referencing?
>>540831216>noo you can't point out the fact that brown people don't care about the difference between whites and israeli jewsYes I can and you can't stop me brownoid
>>540831153Who are you gonna believe, the CIA or Jared Kushner?
>>540831265No. We don't spoonfeed newfags, if you lack the attention span and brain capacity to understand it then you need to go to reddit where your food is pre-chewed.
>>540831265Trump went to Turkey and got scared someone would shoot a missile as his plane so he hid in a dinning cart and got taken out while Rubio was left on the plane to die in his place
>>540831153Uh huh. I don't believe you.
>>540831216>kike's law
>>540831204>TAKING SECURITY MEASURES TO ENSURE HE ISN'T KILLED IS WHAT A COWARD DOES REEEEEUh huh. See >>540828388 you know you're lying, but being a disingenuous liar is a big part of being a piece of shit leftist so
>>540831386Okay, you chose the weakest of all options. Here's a video of Trump saying that he doesn't care.>https://youtu.be/gWzrE-59wDs
>>540831534Uh huh. I believe he said that, I don't believe the part where the CIA said they weren't developing nuclear weapons. And I also don't care, killing shitskin muzzies is always a good idea.
>>540831306I'm not trying to stop you, I'm ridiculing you because you can't stop yourself.
>>540831607>And I also don't care, killing shitskin muzzies is always a good idea.Exactly, you don't care. Whether or not Iran did actually kill 40,000 protesters doesn't matter to you. Whether or not Iran was actually building nuclear weapons doesn't matter to you. Nothing actually matters very much to you, does it? It doesn't matter whether what you say is true or not because nothing you're doing is about saying true things -- it's partly about winning this endlessly retarded culture war but probably more than anything about the performance of calling other people dishonest even as you are yourself absolutely unconstrained by having to say something that's true in real life. It's just a big, gay game to you.
>>540830962
>>540829446Why hasn't he tried not being worth assassinating if he's so scared of being assassinated
>>540831777>blah blah blahDidn't read your horseshit. I like that we're killing tens of thousands of shitskin muzzies. I like that you're upset over it. I voted for this :)
>>540831891Don't worry, none of what I wrote is for you. The only thing anyone can do with organisms like you is to place you under a microscope, label your anatomy, and hope others are capable of seeing it, too. You yourself are too far gone.
>>540831758Ok but you are only doing that since i ridiculed your stupid brown nonsense first. It is your cope for being called out
>>540831944So you like shitskin muzzies? Of course you do, you are one.
>>540829609Is he pregnant?
>>540831758Serious question.Why are Jews such ugly inbreds? Obviously due to inbreeding, but why do they do it?
>>540821697I see no contradiction.
>>540821697Let's laugh at those American cowards who fear visibility!If you let your enemy kill you, you win.
>>540832592>If you let your enemy kill you, you win.If you're circumcised, you lost from day 1.