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Mayonnaise is made of eggs. You need a lot of them. People eat a lot of Mayonnaise, despite having 700 calories per 100g.

There are reguar egg shortages with surging egg prices. Yet, mayonnaise never goes up in price. It remains as cheap as ever.

It's almost as if enough mayonnaise in the shelfs is considered essential.
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>>540822880
there's something on your face, let me get that
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>>540822880
>Mayonnaise is made of eggs. You need a lot of them.


You dont

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jhm1LwOtJlU
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>>540822880
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>>540822880
it's not even made with real eggs. Goy mayo has almost 0 protein.
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>>540822880
Seed Oils.
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you know, when I wrote "0 protein" I thought I was exaggerating but it's actually entirely factual. Fucking grim.
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>>540823406

What kind of fat is this then? Some "chemically correct structural formular fat", but which is made of old tires and whatnot?
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>>540823498
Basedbean Oil.
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>>540823406
Ingredients have whole eggs
Eggs have 6 grams protein each
Nutrition label list 0 grams protein
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>>540822880
Raw eggs expire and are harder to store. Egg powder can last for years, it's much less prone to supply shocks
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It takes like 5 minutes max to do mayonaisse at home. All you need are eggs, oil, salt and lemon. You can even use milk and vinegar instead of eggs and lemon. Why the fuck are you still buying mistery goyslop from the supermarket, you lazy retards.
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>>540826174
>milk
Kek wtf how is that even going to emulsify
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>>540826270
search "milk mayonaisse" you drooling retard
>jeet flag
oh never mind, you can use cow dung and cow urine instead
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>>540823735
It's per serving, American labels are retarded. 100g of mayo has about 1g of protein. Which is low but not 0. Considering eggs yolks have 16g of protein per 100g it seems about right, you don't use many eggs to make mayo, it's mostly oil (about 1 egg per 250g of mayo) and that's for homemade top quality
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>>540826688
>100g of mayo has about 1g of protein
Store bought that is
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>>540826487
>you drooling retard
>oh never mind, you can use cow dung and cow urine instead
well sorry for not knowing some weird moortuguise recipe anyways enjoy being demographically replaced by your new 500k shitskins + whatever made it through ceuta you pissy faggot you deserve it
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>>540822880
it's made of vegetable and seed oils
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Dey nose mans don't want no yt pipo chimpin out
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>>540822880
>Mayonnaise is made of eggs.

Not in current year it ain't. Here's a 5+year old unopened and forgotten jar of "mayo". It's just sneed oils
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>>540823735
What this guy said : >>540826688 (checked)
But also, no yolk
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>>540822880
It's mostly oil
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You can make your own mayonnaise. It's easy. Literally just 1 egg + 1 cup oil + 1 tbsp lemon juice or vinegar + 1 tsp dijon mustard + 1/2 tsp salt.
Whisk or put in a blender or easiest of all, use an immersion blender.
It's not goyslop if you get quality ingredients yourself.



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