>Men lose right to prostate cancer testhttps://archive.ph/g5HdP>Men lose right to prostate cancer testhttps://archive.ph/g5HdP>Men lose right to prostate cancer testhttps://archive.ph/g5HdP>Jason Arday death 'tragedy on so many levels' says PMhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9982znvyk4o>Disposable barbecues at A-level celebration party linked to fire that destroyed millionaires' rowhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16052031/UK-heatwave-wildfires-trains.html>Emergency alert over wildfires sparks 'panic' as fire services issue plea to Britshttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2239420/emergency-alert-wildfires-government-fire-services>Men lose right to prostate cancer testhttps://archive.ph/g5HdP>UK’s biggest EV battery gigafactory shelves expansion as Jaguar Land Rover talks stallhttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/aug/15/uk-ev-battery-gigafactory-aesc-jaguar-land-rover-nissan>Four boys arrested on suspicion of arson as wildfire spreads in South Waleshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fire-south-wales-arson-arrest-porth-b3033505.html>Wembley fire: 150 people evacuated as Holiday Inn blaze rages yards from stadiumhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/wembley-hotel-fire-b1293430.html>Rail boss calls for more funding to tackle climate change after two derailments in Sussex and Essexhttps://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-08-15/rail-boss-calls-for-more-funding-to-tackle-climate-change-after-two-derailments>Edwina Currie (nee Cohen) defends ‘brothel for asylum seekers’ remarkhttps://archive.ph/NScqt>Investigation into Nigel Farage to resume after he wins Clacton by-electionhttps://archive.ph/CpPfi
Cats n shiet
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>>540829830>>Rail boss calls for more funding to tackle climate changeIts got fuck all to do with climate change - they stopped leaving expansion gaps in favour of continuous welded rails
>>540829880I hope he washed his hands first.Probably not, but I hope he did.
i have no idea what i’m living for. i have no prospect of even a half-decent life in yookay economic zone. i don’t want to die but why live?
>>540829975>Rail boss calls for more fundingdon't they get £4 billion of taxpayer money every year as subsidy?
>>540829926wow dogs are either more intelligent than cats and know this is a flat drawing or less intelligence than cats and cant perceive perspective
>>540829880AI is fucking good these days
All I've eaten today is 6 pork faggotsMight get a KFC now
>>540829926surprised he tried to save the dog
How fucked is he?
Going down the Coop. The anti bame supermarket.
>>540830391Thought that was waitrose, never seen a wog in there
>>540829926Stupid cat. I enjoyed it's panic.>>540830221That's the most surprising bit.>>540830095I once saw a woman walk a dog over a manhole cover that was open and it fell in whilst she was stipp walking it on a lead. The sound the dog made was horrendous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxb0GeS4gL8
>>540830391Seen a standard size pot of Bovril for £6.
Shift change.
Niggers
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2gp5g0xngo>Five years after the Taliban swept to power, does the West have any influence?What's funny about the article is that although it's pitch is "does the West have any influence" it doesn't interrogate what the West is offering Afghanistan. The author constantly cries about about muh women and girls (as if we didn't lose a 20 year long war and thereby were evicted from making internal policy demands) but doesn't touch on how other countries like Russia and China are seemingly not bothered by such concerns and have forming diplomatic relations. Might they not being able to influence things in Afghanistan with a bit of give and take? Might the West not gain influence by bartering formal recognition, an end to sanctions and frozen assets? And why is the sole concern on the Afghan women, why shouldn't we gain some influence for the benefit of Britain? Of course the big stumbling block is America but they're a fundamentally immature country, see them still having a melty in regards to Cuba and waging a war on Iran over a 50 year old grudge. To top it off it's very nice for the BBC to advertise that vile human trafficking kike Emma Barnett at the bottom, literally more unpleasant than anyone mentioned in the article about Taliban run Afghanistan.
>>540828735>The legalization of open defecation has added £1 billion to the UK economy and created thousands of jobs.>Faeces Fighters, an organization used by councils across the country to clean up the mess, has struggled to recruit enough workers to deal with demand.>Home Secretary, Shabana Mahmood, has agreed to add the occupation to the skilled occupation short list.>“It's simply a job natives won't do”, Mahmood told the BBC while taking a dump on the pavement.>Jonathan Portes, Professor of Economics, has suggested the move will have multiple benefits.>“Not only will we have more workers to deal with the mess, the workers recruited are likely to make even more mess.”>Oli Dugmore is overjoyed by the move, claiming that “faeces dodging has become my favourite pastime. It really adds to the vibe of living in the United Kingdom.”https://xcancel.com/NewStatesman/status/2088219377413882302#m
>>540830341It's just the people who already hated him.
Still ordering Uberjeets?
>>540829880hairdye jew with neanderthal figure
had a sudden urge to sort my life out. going to make frenchnig proud
>>540830920
Why no posts about the country being on fire?
>>540830987Go for it or whatever. You got this.
>>540830833https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxlh3BhaGbU
>>540830851If it were made illegal, would police actually stop it or just dance along with the niggers to show solidarity for their Black Struggle?
>>540831006I didn't know Brookside was still on the telly.
>>540831017>1 disposable BBQ later
>>540829830Why, and more importantly how is there a vial of blood in that picture?
>>540831031I have to thank you for making me aware of her and her background. I had seen her around before but never really registered her beyond just another standard journalist scumbag, little did I know how much worse she is.
>>540831029thanks uncle i’ll update you on my progress
>>540831017Wildfires are illegal.
>>540830391saw that a bottle of heinz tom sauce was 4quid with a clubcard in tesco. i had no idea it was so expensive, thought it was only about 2 quid.
wen di poobpoob arrive lukewarm
The NRP is:>improving month over month>growing month over month>gaining popular support month over monththey are just going to continuously dominate more and more, and there is nothing you restoremongs can do but (a) join (b) cope + seetheUp the NRP!!!
>>540829926I feel really sad for that cat. The pitbull will undoubtedly kill it sooner or later.(All pitbull owners will be summarily executed on the DotR btw).
>>540830851hating poop is just homophobia
>>540831105https://archive.ph/g5HdPhttps://archive.ph/g5HdPhttps://archive.ph/g5HdP
>>540831017Must be southwest - can check here..https://incendieencours.fr/en
>>540831169tesco induction video
>>540830987Ask witch anon to cast you a spell to aid you. He's increased my chances of winning the Lotto and Powerball tonight by 0.2%.
>>540831169what spastic did the editingits like those montage parody videos that were popular in 2014 but done unironically
>>540831220Thanks anon
>>540831312never met witch anon. is he in?
>>540831169Tesco regional manager training goes hard.
>>540830851can't stand that cunt
>>540831218That's bad, but at the same time a reliefWorried for a sec that they stick a needle in yer prostate, imagine that
>>540831031This comes across like a parody of a woke broadcaster.
>>540831399I'm imagining that's somebody's Saturday night.
>>540831399The other test is shaving a little bit off.
>>540831017>Fire services were inundated with calls from panic-stricken people yesterday after the 'needless' emergency wildfire alert was sent to millions of phones.
Vibeshift. Where before it would be pearl-clutching, woke 1.0 articles are met with scrutiny and indifference:https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/1voykjm/jason_arday_told_the_press_he_was_at_his_limit_it/Reddit sisters, did we lose the culture war?
>>540829926>>540830095>>540830470>>540831209It's AI. You're AI. I am AI.
>>540830095>>540830221>>540830470it's ai you stupid cunts
>>540831493That was actually the first alert that ever made it onto my phone. A while back these were in the news because they were testing it and whatnot and I didn't get a single one.
>>540831508
>>540829830>Check your prostate
>>540831169based edit. where do i find it with sound?
women think it's cheaper to buy a new car than repair their existing car
>>540831604>women thinkDon't think they do m8
>That wasn't very woke of you anon. Would you like to apologise?
it's over
>>540831595wonder how many miles of black pipe she's handled
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jason_Arday#Plagiarism_in_the_intro_necessary?>I understand this is the latest development in his life, but Arday’s plagiarism accusations were leveled by a fired white supremacist, were proven false by Cambridge, and are denied by most people in actual academia. I feel like this shouldn’t take up the entire intro. It’s extremely accusatory and weaselly and not reflective of one of only six black professors at caimbridge who was a well liked by students, a published author, and father of two. Is this what his kids should see at the top of his page?
>>540831604I mean it can be if your fucking engine cracks and leaks water in compared with getting like a 10 reg astra.At least in the long run.That's what the boomers have told me.
>>54083150820 a day in how many outlets?there are 8 trad newspapers and 5 trad news channels
>>540831508How is "he told the press he was it his limit" something that matters? When has that ever before been important, they're called news hounds for a reason. And he only quit when the internal investigation was announced last week, it's not like he removed himself from the public eye under the line of "fair cop guv" as soon as this all started.
>>540831508Surprisingly, all the top comments are against him.
>>540831493>Reporting my neighbour for putting out his disposable BBQ with a hosepipe
>>540831665i like the bit where a redditor tries to "um actually" the post about him talking about how bad white people are, and then just plays dumb over and over when it's pointed out that his academic specialisation was in the evils of Whiteness
>>540831701>the latest development in his life"..."> were leveled by a fired white supremacistCofnas? Isn't he a jew?
redditors wouldn't be crying if someone who said "nigger" killed themself
>>540831138thanks, we're all in it together so we all have to do our bit, it is our duty to our ancestors and our childrenShe's fucking vile, notice how she bleaches her hair which is a common tactic they adopt to conceal their semitism
>>540831774There's a dilemma. nice
>>540831701>This is ridiculous. His own university cleared him. What else is there but the rambling of a racist and a bunch of baseless articles. The article itself goes on to say world leaders say it was a witch hunt. That at least should also be in the intro. Unfounded claims and support from major political leaders and academics. Mark 2000
>>540831716probably counting online, opinion pieces and international media
dead pikey?
>>540831701>the system that hired him investigated itself and found no wrongdoing
>>540831774redditors just follow consensus. the whole story is so bizarre that even lefties have to take a loss
>>540831312>>540831361im here my mush>During the trial of the Aberdeen witches in the 16th century, Andro Man described a Sabbat meeting at which he saw the Old One, “...come out of the snow in the likeness of 4 stag.” This was an encounter with one of the most primal, archaic divinities of the European folk-soul - the ancestral Horned god of death, fertility and mantic ecstasy, the dark Underworld king whom Welsh lore calls Gwyn ap Nudd, King of Annwvyn who reaches far back to the Common Celtic figure of Vindonos, son of Nudons,>At the start of the winter months he is Master of the Wild Hunt, and his frenzied and ghostly chase is accompanied by his primary totems of stag, hound, raven and snow goose. Old Hornie is the fearsomely rough, strange god who rides out a-hunting during the paradoxical periods of ritual reversal, the ‘time between the times’. The Horned One's eerie pack, white of coat and red of ear, are called Yell Hounds - a worn-down form of the term ‘Gabriel Hounds’ is significant in this respect that in mediaeval funeral processions the bier was called ‘St.Gabriel's Wain’. Here the archangel with his trumpet has assimilated the heathen archetype of the god of the Furious Host who winds his horn to summon the spirits of the dead.>an ancient name for the Dark One in English dialect is ‘Owd Scrat’, which derives from Old High German ‘Schrat’, signifying a hairy wood-daemon or woodwose. This term is used for the Devil
>>540831887Hopefully.
which is the most tolerable mainstream british source of news?>bbc news: late to breaking news, misandrist, written for spastics and esl>telegraph: mouthpiece for tory scum>guardian: for traitors>times: no idea>financial times: expensive but seems quality?>tabloids: all shit>social media: all shitthinking of splurging on an ft subscription so i can stay informed
If you became the Prime Minister, for what situations would you use the emergency alert?
In the future where sexbots exist, if you had sex with someone else's bot without permission is it rape?
>>540831892I also imagine redditors are seething because they're all "burned out gifted kids" angry that they never got to go to Cambridge therefore this story is a bit personal for them
>>540831595
>>540831874I think by "world leaders" he means Sadiq Khan
>>540831595That the "english nationalist" one who inexplicablu named her kid reinhardt and got one of the simps to be a stepdad?
>>540831963>WHAT'S FOR FUCKIN DINS DINS?Obligatory
>>540831676Why?Because you have a blacked fetish and get off on that?Fucking weird little freak you are lad.
>>540832015based and dindins pilled
>>540831951you have to ponder the orb to gain a true insight
>>540831887The last pikey burglar to be killed:>A 78-year-old man who was arrested after a suspected burglar was stabbed to death in his home will face no further action, police have said.>Scotland Yard said it made the decision on Friday after consulting the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS). Henry Vincent, 37, died after the incident at the home of Richard Osborn-Brooks late on Tuesday night.>Osborn-Brooks was arrested on suspicion of murder the following day and released on bail. A second intruder was thought to have escaped the scene and was still at large.I prefer the American system where they can't just arrest you immediately.https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/apr/06/man-arrested-over-fatal-stabbing-of-intruder-released
>>540831874>His own university cleared him.They literally announced an investigation and he immediately quit lmao
>>540831963>ALERT ALERT ALERT>BAMES WILL BE DEPORTED>ALERT ALERT ALERT >ANY BAMES FOUND HIDING WILL BE SHOT
>>540831963I was thinking, is there a number where we can text emergency alerts to the government?>THE COUNTRY HAS GONE TO SHIT
>>540832014>inexplicabluI'm turning japanese. Impossibru
>>540831968no, twoccing
>>540832040the consciousness dot went offline
>>540831885i was meaning more that everyone talking about it once isn't really overkill. i watched a short video of the telegraph, the gay tim guy and rees-mogg talking about it and they were saying part of the thing was it was August Silly Season where people are on holidays and there is no real or proper news because parliament, the City etc are quiet. so it might have been a much more minor story at a busier time of year but people who have to talk and write found something easy to talk and write about.
>>540831951there is no "tolerable" mainstream news source, they are all comped, /pol/ is unironically the best place for news
>>540832064Cleared him out then.
