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Brazilian warriors clash.
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i miss liveleak
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These people exist merely to die.
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>>540848116
I hope someone gives him a hand
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>>540848116
That is the choice you must make as a brazilian:

>to die with meaning
>or to live for nothing

A foreigner would not understand. While you were out there living your bright, happy ignorant lives, we are out here studying the blade. The brazilian existence itself requires the brazilians to divorce themselves from all wordly acclaim which create weakness, for the life of the brazilian is one of endless temptation: of sex, of booze, of beach and of the roids.

The pure, strongest brazilians survive all of these, and they find meaning in the blade. You will never understand how powerful you truly are, 1st-worlder, for you have not been tested. You are drugged into compliance, socialized into submission, fed with poison until you cannot strive for something greater even if you desired.

The brazilian is the human, as God intended: and in that moment, when the slashed man stands up and unleashes the flurry of stabbings upon the adversary, they achieve the apotheosis of the soul, for they have tasted death and called it bland, for they have pushed themselves to the limits and came back.

Such is life of the brazilian, to be a Buddha: to have all wordly temptations thrust upon you, and still choose ascendance.
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How are they not dead?
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>>540849681
its funny, you're too retarded to even concoct a coherent cope about how dismal your country is
but at the same time your own ignorance and delusional protects you from the pain of realizing everything you believe is meaningless nonsense
its kind of funny how hard you tried to sound smart writing this though, because once again, you're too ignorant to know that intelligence and coherent philosophy is more than just throwing out words like apotheosis
not really a life i'd want to live, but i see you don't have a choice
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>>540849785
You do not know how strong the human body truly is, until there is a machette stuck between your omoplattes, and you are calling the other guy a weak loser because he couldn't even kill you right.

I'd wish that one day you'd be tested, and a blade put upon your hand so you can prove your worth as a man, but you'd probably see this as an awful curse or an insult, for you have confused comfort with goodness, safety with virtue.
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>>540850043
I BET brazil is safe
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>>540849977
There is nothing to cope about.

Brazil does not need your approval, Brazil is neither good, nor bad. Brazil just is, and one day I truly wish that you will understand us.
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>>540848116
this is how 1400s nigga be like
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>>540850129
nah brazil is bad, if any actual civilised nation cared about brazil they would conquer them in a day
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>>540848116
bro really picked up his hand like he could put it back like in RE7 lol
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>>540848116
Are you sure this isn't Dominican Republic? Machetes and dirt bikes seems to be more of a Dominican thing.
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>>540848116
hmm it seems like a spear really is superior
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>>540850185
Sure, an army could conquer our land. But they could not conquer the brazilian. Every conquering army would so quickly realize the horrible mistake they have made, we are most likely to go extinct than to be subdued. I have made peace with this, that my country's most likely destiny is to be nuked one day, if we ever even aspire to exist on the world stage.

Thankfully, most don't know we exist, and think our capital is Buenos Aires.

So we do not exist in the paradox of 'endless gloating' x 'begging for approval'.

Brazil enjoys the rare pleasure of being a direction upon the chart of civilization, rather than a dot.
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>>540849681
Excellent pasta
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>>540848116
It'd be kinda cool to wander Brazil like a ronin having sword fights with shit skins.
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>>540848116
high testosterone, the country.
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>>540849977
nah, that was kino pasta served up fresh
>>540849681
lmao good monke
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>>540848116
That happened in Guyana
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>>540850162
>be like
>be like
Stop writing like an uneducated nigger
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Thanks. I will use this footage to prove my man is in danger when i apply for his fiancé visa
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>>540849977
Firstie fags are such pussys, desu.
Huestan is a shithole though.
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>>540848116
>not a single droplet of blood spilled despite hacking at each other with machetes

what negro magic is this?
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>>540850382
>Sure, an army could conquer our land. But they could not conquer the brazilian.
you vastly overestimate how hard it would be to kill 200 million favela monkeys
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/l_ItFRFm4Ac
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>>540850382
But Brazil is a pretty big country with a lot of natural resources and is relatively speaking quite industrialised.
It could achieve great things under the right goverment, desu.
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>>540848116
I am a mutual combat respecter
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>>540848116
picking your hand up off the ground must be a surreal experience
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>>540852225
> We have robots that can climb rocks and SHIEEET!!!!
Lol!
Nigger, please.
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>>540852313
Wonder if it could be like stiched back on.
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>>540848116
Predator hue won... what a magical place
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>>540849785
Machetes are not designed to fight.
Quick light swings like that barely cut thick branches when I use mine to clean my backyard.
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>>540848116
>>540850291
Machetes and dirt bike is an latin American thing.
But i also remember when it was posted on kaotic that the text says thats in the Dominican Republic not Huezil.
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>>540848116
the situation got out of hand
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>>540849785
Parrying & counterattack.
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>>540850754
>Suriname
RARE
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>>540852279
>Brazil could achieve great things

We have already peaked, I am afraid.
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>>540852378
You can stitch it back on and get it functional, provided that you can properly freeze it.

Thankfully, we have public hospitals here and there, and this fight looked like it happened in a very urbanized environment. I am pretty sure that gentleman will recover his hand.
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why are they doing that, they could be just scuba diving and fishing or just swimming in the beach
why are hues like this , instead of chilling in their nice beaches
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>>540853069
>why are they doing that, they could be just scuba diving and fishing or just swimming in the beach

But most brazilians are doing exactly that: enjoying the beach, dancing with the cute girls, fishing crocodiles and sharks, playing football, barely working (if they work at all), and living life like it is an endless party.

Ascendance is not for all.

Some of us will have that spark within our souls, which beg us to become something more. When 1st-worlders had that spark, you went into great journeys of discovery, you travelled to the Moon, you forged great epics. A brazilian possessed by this spiritual desire does not have the means to satisfy them, so the apotheosis of the human soul can only come from overcoming the body's limits. The moment that brazilian rose from the ground, his soul was of a demigod.

It might be strange or odd, but if you are the toughest brazilian around, you are regarded like an anime character, as if you just know some secret technique that makes you hyper resistant. You are mysterious. The lax, easy-going brazilians will refer to you. They will know, "this man is not like us, and we shouldn't mess with him."
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>>540852611
Shut up Carlo!!
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>>540850043
We just shoot at each other like civilized people
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A few months back, a macaco onan posted a rather salient thread advising [erstwhile] Firsties on how to prepare for living in a (((developing))) -- Yiddish-to-language translation: low trust society -- just like what Brazil forever is. Beyond a few posts engaging the topic, thread was predictably shit-posted into janny axe wound oblivion... However, if you can find it on /4plebs/, I'd give is a read.

Some of the stuff touched on reconciled perfectly with what happens when a functional society becomes so overrun by niggers and turds, that it does not "collapse" per se; rather, it just frog-in-a-pot style descends into a lower standard of existence -- sans ballot or referenda, accepting its new sub-standards as the new normal. That is, there is no "cometh the hour; cometh the White man" moment where everyone wakes up at the eleventh hour, spoiling to stop themselves "becoming Brazil"; that's just another (((Hollywood))) mind job -- designed to lull goy into a state waiting for a Gil Gadot that never actually comes. All that happens is that you wake up in a negrified society wherein your society is not so much being "reverse colonised", as much as your very species is devolving to a primordial state.

>by c.2050, that webm will be representational of EVERY, what is today, a Firstie society
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>>540849977
This is why 56% of his ancestors conquered 100% of yours and made you drink cow piss and eat cow shit
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>>540853555
This board has become a normie pathetic trash container .
Your post is so corny and silly
Fucking tourists
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>>540848116
Retarded niggers slicing each other up with machetes, nice
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>>540849977
The brazilian pasta flew so far above your head maple syrup guzzler
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>>540852223
Shock, adrenalin. 30 seconds off camera and they’ll both turn into claret shower bags.
>machete
hmf. 1 stabber & 1 moderately evil hammer please. Also tape them to my hands like we used to do back in the day. And my arm wouldn’t have flown off because we always wrapped our arms & hands in insulation and masking tape before a fight. Thickly wrapped.
One old favourite used to be the ole’ PP9 (or two or three) in a sock (or two or three socks) I’ve seen gladiators batter each other absolutely to fuck with such make shift weapons, lose them (the socks stretch and wrap around your opponents defensively raised arm and then it gets pulled away, a tool like that can change hands several times in the course of a protracted fight, its a lot of fun) and still go at it in shock and fight like fuck. People can get a superhuman boost from body chem’s it seems.
We’ve had the OP vid before years ago. Its not new. We need new brazil shenanigans.
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>>540848116
KEK this fucking shit seem a scene straight out of BAKI lol, nigger didn't care his hand flied
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>>540848116
Brazilian Samurais
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>>540848116
The machetes were not even sharp and they didn't aim for the head or neck to smoke the opponent, shitty fight
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>>540848116

Machete fighting in sandals is not advised.
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>>540848116
Why is it always at a gas station?
What's the connection to Judaism?
Was it a dispute about the Epstein files?
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>>540852570
It was in my country but 90% of the people you see in the video are actually haitians, sadly.
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>>540848158
>liveleak
Ogrish if you're nasty.
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>>540857652
lets share all the known gore site urls

I have gorecenter
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>>540848158
>>540857652
>>540857777
Best gore 08
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>>540850185
brazil? easy? Are you on crack?

If the population was actually resisting it would be hell on earth. Favela warfare, jungle warfare, crazy monkeys, trannies with guns

It would be worth it just for the women though, can't get enough of brazilians
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>>540848116
chimps with knives
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>>540858131
>>540857971
>>540857863
>>540857777
>>540857652
Hindus are the world’s greatest warriors!!!
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>>540857971
>If the population was actually resisting it would be hell on earth. Favela warfare, jungle warfare, crazy monkeys, trannies with guns
I am a genius psychopath military obsessed autist and I already am mentally orgasming at the idea of having to solve and optimize the task of total brazilnigger death like it was a complex math and engineering problem
it depends of course the assets you have at your disposal

how I would do it?

cordon and encircle all population centers. deployable razor blade wire+clearings+AI cameras+AI machineguns+minefields (for psychological effect)
then errect metal barricades that can stop crowds and are hard to climb,make bs explanations about security zone or whatever

then kill everyone in the city zones using chemical weapons like novichok or mustard gas if you have access to that and you should be able to get that.

poison all clear water supplies in the city. poison even the water tables underneath the city if you have to.

destroy all the sources of food and water.you have time.

create deadly zones and "peaceful" zones like in gaza to herd the people being exterminated into smaller and smaller zones.

Use drones and death squads to clear the streets. Use bulldozers again like israel to flatten areas. use seismic sensors and other classified techs I wont mention here to search for underground hideouts.

be patient and let them starve to conserve resources, it takes months, it's ok, you wait months until they all starve

the perimeters should be double encirclements like cesar did to prevent relief.

Then you move into the jungles. You divide everything in sectors. In sectors you create physical barriers to zone off pokets then clear pokets with robots. Walker robots, flying robots that navigate between treets, and aerial recon. Constant 24/7 surveillance with several infrared drones at once+data mixed with orbital SAR platforms+mixed together in machine learning datacenters to detect any sign of movement or human presence.
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>>540858311
india disgusts me so much I'm not sure how I would kill them all

seems like a ton of work

likely would require several phases of depopulation before final direct extermination campaigns

indians are so disgusting that it feels like a waste of good uranium to nuke them
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>>540849977
You sound like a fucking nerd.
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>>540849681
>choice
She has 2 Brazil nuts and a penisis

Back in HIgh School 1995-1996 I made friends with an exchange student from there, she was nice, lots of bunda, but now that I think about it her name was Manuela.

MANuela... sheiiiittt, I hope im not gay :(
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>>540848116
,,,,
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>>540852493
>machetes are not for fighting
>not for cutting brush either
What the fuck are they for then?
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>>540848116
You sure this isn't Florida? It's looks like Florida
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>>540849681
Oh look anon a tranny Faggotass Pedophile & A Faggot.
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>>540849681
....
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>>540854727
Kill yourself you fucking worthless jealous fucking whore.
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>>540848116
Wait a minute. How does Jason Voorhees use a machete to kill?
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>>540859825
big muscles put more force into uga buga swings, therefore more damage faggot



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