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It’s not like they chose it, so realistically what would you do?
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>>540862585
Why ask for tips on a Mongolian basket weavers enthusiast board
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>>540862585
Kill my Indian parents
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>>540862585
kill myself as soon as possible.
i can understand why so many pajeets willingly commit suicide by train.
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>>540862585
If I were born Indian, I would think long and hard about what I must have done in my past life that got me reincarnated in Indian, and then I would spend the rest of my life not doing those things so that I could be reincarnated somewhere else next time around.

However I think most people in India are stuck in a doom loop and keep recycling forever in what is basically the world's sewer drain.
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>>540862585
Make the most of it, I suppose

Probably go hide out in some village without the internet and thank my luck stars
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>>540862669
At least you have a chance to reincarnate as a non-indian
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>>540862585
The question is nonsense. You are defined by your birth and life experience. This question is as non-nonsensical as asking "what if a square was a circle"

Now, if you were to instead ask. What would you do if you transformed into an Indian. The answer would be a firm, kill myself as soon as possible.
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>>540862656
Seems all too common
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>>540862585
I'd take over a company or government office and deprive it from timmy.
I'd probably fuck some of his women and make Dharmic babies too while he cried about it lol.
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>>540862585
>Over a half billion women you can fuck, even rape, and no one cares
I guess I wouldn't be an incel, jew bro.
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>>540862585

Build an outhouse and install a toilet and use that instead of shitting up the street. Learn American food safety rules. Also, staying in India.

Maybe learn engineering, then build a nuke, than detonating that nuke in the middle of New Delhi.
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>>540862735
>I would think long and hard
You're a jeet, you're not self-aware.
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>>540865170
Building a nuke is easy.
Enriching the fissile material, that's a bitch unless you know.
And I'm not gonna tell you cuz /pol/ is public.
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>>540862585
>be Hindoo
>believe in reintarnation
>shit in designated streets
Jump under train
>hopefully get an improvement in next life, maybe be a cockroach under an American refrigerator
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>>540865241
>>540865170
>>540865164
>>540863327
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>>540862585
an hero and reroll the reincarnation dice
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>>540862585
Me? I would stay in India.
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>Colour : Fair
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Nothing, I’d. improve as a person and prove to myself I’m not like the others.
Become learned
Expand your horizons
Gain a new perspective
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>>540862585
Trainkra, you must reedeem me, saar.
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>>540862585
Why do jeet religious entities are depicted with white skin???
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>>540862585
>What would you do if you were born Indian?
scam and rape
rape and scam
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>>540862585
kms myself
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>>540862585
Wonder what I did wrong in my previous life and try to become a better person.
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>>540862585
Clean shit around me. Stop drinking piss. Stop eating shit. Stop shitting everywhere. Stop lying and stealing.
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>>540865278
Lmao. Just cross the border and go to Cucknada.
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>>540863327
>Whites show up
>infrastructure
>medicine
>transportation

>jeets show up
>rape
>worse traffic
>scams
>value for Uber shareholders
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>>540862585
Eat beef and get jacked as fuck.
Try to become top 1% in india in terms of strength and looks (which should not be hard because 90% of the country is skinny fat and retarded)

> where will you get beef/cows.
They roam the streets freely. Every now and then lure them to a remote place and kill them and take the most valubal parts. Blame the killing of the cow to some guy i dont like or something.
> how will you make money for gym
Assuming i keep my skills (building networks/server infrastructure) i would either do that or branch out in to electrical engineer.
>what after you become 1%
I will marry multiple women and make many children and send them to canada
Keeping only 1 son to carry on my legacy as the chadjeet who eats meat and marries multiple women.
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>>540867908
Also what i forgot is.
I would go out at night and beat the fuck out of random pajeets and when im good enough to fight pajeets (after 2 nights) i would go out in daytime and fuck up some jeets. This would gain me a lot of izzat and since the avarage jeet is fucking retarded and weak. They would not be able to do anything about it.
> what if they gang up?
I use my previously gained izzat to build myself an army of bootlickers who will balance out the attacking jeets. I will promise them great izzat gain in which the possibility of them getting consenting jeetas would skyrocket.
>what if they use sticks?
I will use a bat and my previously mentioned army would be good cannon fodder for me to run up at an occupied oppjeet and smack him across his saar loving face.
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Raise my Izzat lads
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>>540862585
>It’s not like they chose it, so realistically what would you do?
Other than "Not behave like an utterly reprehensible asshat and cause every country I visit to consider me and my kind as vermin?".
Huh..Dunnknow.
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>>540862585
I would move to canada if this was me.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/gEkqFOx0Ns7U
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>>540862585
>>540862585
i would say kms but i wouldve to be aware of my pajeet existence first for such feat.
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>>540862585
eazy, buy izzat and then spit on dalits
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>>540862860
>what if a square was a circle
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>>540862669
This
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>>540862585
I would do what the villain in "Die Another Day" did and use cosmetic surgery to become White.
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>>540862585
Probably shit in the street and find the nearest monitor lizard



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