>>540865429why? Will that help? Which Church? Can I go to the one with pole dancers?
>>540865505Easy Orthodox one.
Nothing says "remember the sacrifice of the Lord for your soul" like a bunch of half naked dancing girls doing their "look and lust" dance But I'm going to hell because I didn't go to mass today.
>>540865614Orthodox have pole dancers? What about the dancing girls?
I'm still pissed at myself. I came out of the confessional, kneeled back in my pew and thought "That woman in the row in front of me has really nice feet". Then I realized I had to go back to the confessional, because I was damned again. According to Saint Aquinas and the priest.
>>540865429Christian is false religion
>>540865429I'm not a christian. I'm going to jerk off all morning tomorrow, and just for you maybe I'll do a cum tribute for Jesus
>>540866016True but believing in kami is also retarded
>>540865429Proudly haven't been to church in like 14 yrs lol
>>540865429Looking at asses in church is almost as bad as this
>>540866016Thank You Nipon for teaching me about the Buddha
>>540866232Please tell me what this comic is called
>>540866016>the foreigner on a work visa thinks he knows anything about JP relgion
>>540865429You won't
>>540865505You need to move of country, your judeo shithole and it's imitation of Christianism is a shame for our world.
>>540865429We are God's church. The veil was torn and the Holy Spirit was distributed to the people making a building for God's presence no longer required. Jesus walked the streets and preached in people's homes. Going to church is not what we were supposed to be doing. Church is in us not a building. To do God's work and to follow Christ is to be in the streets helping those in need.
>>540865429ai christ-chan "edits" just aren't the same
will smoke dmt and ask my guardian angel to attend mass in my place
>>540865429Your relationship with god should be personal and done in secret, demon.
>>540866512Pole dancers are german, Frog bro. and I actually tried to immigrate to france. you guys don't want Americans of French heritage, you want niggers and muslims that hate you. I picked out a nice Church and town and France that I was gonna move too. Nope.
>>540866912You need to enter like a nigger and say that you are Ukrainian.
>>540865429 Twice a year my family would pack us in a car so we could go huff incense and contract respiratory disease. It's like getting on a plane
>>540866517you need to go to church. Hebrews 10:25. Stop neglecting the gathering of the saints. Church is very important.
>>540865429pastor bob thinks hes jonah for saying abortion is bad
>>540865429dont forget to bring your wife to church
>>540865429n.b. 0% of papist priests have even heard about aquinas
>>540865429name 1 pastor who has preached 1 sermon against divorce rape
>>540866320I think he was named themanwhohatedballoons or something, he got banned a few times on twitter when he psoted his comics, I got very few of them
I AM BEING FORCED TO CHURCH TOMMOROW BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY DECIDED TO MY EXTENDED FAMILY
>>540867578>forcedkwab
>>540865429Only God and Jesus can save me. Not some fucked up capitalistic clubhouse with a made up priest.Even worse if american megachurch.Church goers are mentally ill.
>>540867617well i can't go home cause my flight is monday so the pew mines it is>>540866320Reallygoodcomics
Yes go
>>540865429>come be performative with your faith like everyone else!Literally opposed to proper conduct.
>>540865429we're all sinners anon, even you.church is the body of christ, the people that have faith in the name of Jesus and are baptized in his name, not the location where you assemble/congregate.unless you can walk in the spirit, you wont see me.
>>540865637Half naked, faggot?>>540866456Wood worship.
