Do Americans have to jerk off in secret? What happens if they get caught?
>>540869380>What happens if they get caught?They say sorry to an invisible entity from middle eastern bronze age mythology or else a man in a robe at their local church who happens to have magical powers and servers as a physical stand in for said invisible entity. All this despite the fact that the invisible entity programmed them to act in this way anyway.
>>540869380>What happens if they get caught?They have to ritually kill their whole family to atone.There's a reason why this type of shit never happens in any other western country.
>>540869476*And all this occurs after they clean the chemical lubricant off of their mutilated penis, as, once again, this invisible entity apparently wants you to mutilate the tip of young boys penises, despite making the penis with this skin intact in the first place, and this skin being integral to the healthy sexual function of this organ. It is all exceedingly strange.
>>540869380masturbation is evil because if men masturbate they get post nut clarity and dont simp for women anymore which is completely unacceptable as the sole reason men exist is to be slaves for women
>>540869380Masturbation is as unnatural as homosexuality.
>>540869380I stopped going to church years ago and I just goon with no guilt now. If God made me a degenerate disgusting sack of meat then I am going to live like one dammit!
>>540869380doesn't happen, usually, but when it does, its by the daughterwife, or sisterwife.
>>540869837men jerking off is evil because it brings the DOW down 50k pointswomen murdering their babies in the womb is good because mammon injects more into the national loan per dead baby.obviously, dont you know basic economics?
>>540869380my dad caught me one time and just said "ha don't worry son we all do it"
>>540869380What if someone forced you to jerk off?
>>540869877God didn't make you that. Our jewish ran society did. Never let jews control your culture
>>540870068And who created everything, including the jews?
>>540869476>All this despite the fact that the invisible entity programmed them to act in this way anyway.Absolutely based for stating this. Fucking tired of religious nonsense.
>>540869380That's crazy, I always jerk off while staring directly into my mom's eyes. Sometimes I do it while walking to buy bread. Other times I sit on the kiddy park and jerk off, we all do that, you really telling me that people jerk off in like, secret and shit? Nah... That would be like, sheesh, cray cray
>>540869875So not at all?
>be American>get horny and want to jerk off>take off magic full-body religious underwear >damn, I have to go find the hand sanitizer>rub hand sanitizer on my dick because a Rabbi amputated the skin off it>have to give ID to verify age before I can visit Dogfart.com>small price to pay for freedom in the great state of Texas>jerk my slippery wee wee to 2 minutes of interracial porn>finish, but feel no pleasure due to prior amputation>take out my frustration by shooting up a Walmart with a KelTec abomination that un-baptizes people as they die to ensure they go to hell
you get hairy palms, you go blind, you murder your own future children, and you let satan into your heart
>>540869380Are people allowed to jerk off in public in Australia? Is this some cultural norm borrowed from the Abbos?
>>540870019Abortion and circumcision is good for the skincare industry. You will put butchered baby flesh on your face und you will be happy!
>>540869380>What happens if they get caught?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3B7M-3KfrA
>>540870241It's a different attitude. In Australia it's I'm going to jerk off don't open the door. yeah sure. In the US it's I'm actively going to try and catch you in the act because I don't want you doing it.
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I never jerk I want max cumload when I fuck OP's mom
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>>540870068>God didn't make you that.If you believe in the word of the Bible, God did in fact create humans, and humans are truly disgusting amalgations of biomass, to varying degrees of course depending on how well you take care of yourself and the health decisions you make.I am becoming more of a Gnostic now, I am starting to believe in Demourge theory and I definitley believe we are spirits chained to flesh prisons.
>>540870387Why would you believe gnostic crap tho it's not biblical
>>540870068Lame cop-out. We created this society, not Jews. We chose liberalism and the sexual revolution. You'll find next to no normie who opposes it. And what is Jewish about liberty? We're literally just given the option to behave how we want and we choose "sin". If holiness requires repression, then it's not inherent to us.>>540870387Why are we disgusting? Because biology objectively is, or because you're still applying Abrahamic religious morality to us?
>>540870464Masturbation as sin isn't biblical either, nor abortion for that matter.
>>540869380How many times have you got caught?
>>540869380They have to look at rat birds
>>540870161>KelTec abomination that un-baptizes people as they dieLMAO
>>540870161KEEK
>>540870387Yeah it all falls apart if you think of it like 'from depraved minds do depraved creations come'.
>>540870464> True knowledge takes work and strength. It is something one finds, rather than something handed to you.
I don't think masturbating is a sin. O.T. put it as "unclean". This whole sin of Onan thing, they're missing the point. God killed Onan because refused to give his brother's widow a child and thus couldn't inherit and had to become a prostitute, not because he "spilled his seed".
>>540870500>Why are we disgusting? Because biology objectively is, or because you're still applying Abrahamic religious morality to us?Purely biology, not the religious morality like original sin or other such hogwash.I think the human body is disgusting with all the piss and shit, puke and bile, blood, snot, earwax, mucous, just all the disgusting bodily fluids we produce and secretions/excretions. All the fat that builds up from poor diets and sedentary lifestyles and possible diseases that we can contract. Ironically, even with saying all that I actually like how visceral, primal, sensual, tactile, and nasty sex is, as long as it is with an attractive and fit woman (by my own standards if nothing else).
>>540870039and then he showed you how?
>>540870464I'm dabbling in it right now. As in reading about it, the intellectual/philosoohical side of the belief system, not doing any rituals or occult practices. I realize it goes against Christinaity, even if some early gnostic sects tried to syncretize it with Christianity. I just feel let down by Christianity as of late and I'm disappointed in humanity and by extension God for creating us and letting us abuse free will to the point we are in the current shitshow we are in.
Masturbation is still taboo for most Americans except in internet memes gooning and so on. Normalizing masturbation as a healthy part of normal life would likely ease many people's minds about life in general. Keep it private but do not feel like you have keep it a deep secret or else face destruction
>>540869380This is what happens if you jerk off in America
>>540873179A giraffe comes through your window?
>>540869380It's only illegal if you jack off in public. Some blue states and cities may allow you to get away with it.
>>540872142America's generally repressive attitude towards sex has led to an unfortunate situation where sex ed as a concept has been hijacked by people with extreme political views on the other end of the spectrum. So we're left in a situation where trying to explain sex properly gets you labeled a godless commie, and trying to explain the dangers of sex properly gets you labeled a prudish nazi.
>>540870161I got a kek at the Keltec. It's mostly niggers that use them though you bigot racist homophobic nazi.
>>540873284https://files.catbox.moe/rpzokd.png
>>540869380As opposed to publicly?
>>540870312What? I've never heard of that. Maybe Mormans or Amish do that.
I always thought it was much more noble to jerk it, than to bring home some girl you really don’t even like. Not everyone is fortunate enough to have some ideal, wholesome, fulfilling relationship. They either jerk it, or have some unhappy situation where someone is usually getting hurt somehow.
>>540873630Most american men are impotent due to grotesque levels of obesity and lead paint. Women are hoping for a sexual encounter with their son.
>>540870569Why rat bird? Do they move more like birds than rats?
>>540870161>jerking off with hand sanitizerImagine the stinging...Every snipped teen learns real fast that hand lotion or hair conditioner is the stuff.
>>540873717you get that australians are from the same anglo culture right?
>>540873850Conditioner is it. Need that thickness and viscosity. The expensive lotion is too smooth.
>>540869837It's the opposite, when you stop jerking off, you stop seeing women as goddess but instead as they rightfully are, goofy and slightly retarded. That's why feminists promote gooner cuck culture, they lose all their power the moment you don't wanna fuck em.
>>540873879Honestly, I just skip the lube at this point. A few careful strokes is all it takes to produce enough pre and at that point you can just go to town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKwW8PNZpOQ
>>540874002If you're healthy with decent t levels your sex drive would only go up if you stop jerking off>That's why feminists promote gooner cuck culture,Not necessarily, many of them think gooners are rapists and predators (unless they're goonettes) who must be punished because they're objectifying women or some bs
>>540874441It goes up but your standards also go up, you no longer want trashy women.
