he is in The Mount Sinai Hospital?thats crazy bro.
>>540870833Why are you so obsessed with him? It is always an Australian flag making these retarded styx threads.
>>540870833Is he huffing his own farts
>>540870833Didn't he get arrested in the full outfit?
>>540870833Brother, nobody cares about him but you.
>>540870833Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
>>540870833>work 30 minutes a day making shitty vlogs>get ego pumped by randoms cuz you're an e-celeb>drink a bunch of booze and bang a bunch of pick me's with emotional disorders>die before you're a miserable middle aged fuckthis is a better life than what 95% of wagecuck nobody background characters get to experience btw
>>540871595>work 30 minutes a day making shitty vlogsHe found a very interesting gig, his videos aren't even monetized. He re edits old manuscripts (with expired copyright protection), adds some footnotes and put them on amazon. He declared making a decent amount of cash that way.
>>540870833>>540870875Bearing? Is that you? If so how is Sugar Tits? Love your YouTube videos but it's time to let Styx go. He left a beautiful wife and child in Europe to get drunk all day with trashy clingers and hide from $500 no show warrants.
>>540871134Lol yes, he did. He even had a sword at his side. This happened in his own kitchen. It'd be like me packing a rifle on my back while chilling in the living room w the senpai.He truly is special.
>>540871595>unironically using the term "pick me"i bet you would honk your horn before you hit the brakes
>>540873751top kekThat guy is either a seething ugly woman or a turbo gaynigger.
>>540871595Unemployed spastic
>>540870833Did he try to off himself?
>>540870833Pull the plug, let this ghoul die.
Is Styx about to peace out?
