"eu" destroys freedom and innovation one step at a time.> first it was USB-C for all> now it's removable batteriesForcing compliance only increases the cost for the consumer!
>>540880022This is fucking based though memeflag nigger.
>>540880097Yeah until you figure out the those replaceable batteries all come with your own Stasi Agent as to make sure you only have democratic opinions
>>540880022Nice move. Side loading apps on iPhone, removable batteries.. What's the negative
>>540880022Stop making my like the EU.
>>540880022Nigger you're already paying $2000 for a phone, muh freedom clearly didn't work.
This. Battery replacement has never been tried. Imagine the R&D. For only 1400 euro you have a new phone with a working battery anyway.
>>540880022batteries will be made in israel with a small amount of c4. ;) everyone is getting the Pager treatment.
>>540880022B... but this actually seems like a good thing?What's going on here bros?
>>540880022i really don't like the way that woman looks. she should be made to perform hard physical labor.
>>540880022no, phones won't have replaceable batteries
>>540880211As if birthing here 7 white kids wasn't enough labor? Get real.
>>540880188>if you can buy third party replacement parts we will bomb you!LamoPeople like you are why phones should be banned in airports
>>540880097I guess it's based if you're poor and planning to keep an old phone forever, but you're going to have to upgrade to the latest removable-battery phone first and then kiss your IP rating goodbye: so chances of needing a new phone go up even more. This is because China is limiting access to lithium or EU politicians are getting a kickback. I hope Apple makes the replacement battery more expensive than a new phone just to spite euros
>>540880022Rare EU whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGHnrIn6SswNow we just need to kick out technology oligarchs and create state sponsored open source alternatives to google shit, apple shit, microsoft shit as well as murder every single mass state surveillance simp and zionist shill and their families because looking at oswals mosleys descendants it really does hit home how the pidors were right to murder every single romanov
>>540880221almost all phones fall into these categories and are exempt maybe one or two sub 100€ chink phone with horrible battery life will be affected
>>540880198EU has a lot of consumer protection laws that really out the Americans as the goyslaves they are90% of they slop food is illegal in EU for good reasons
>>540880022If they're "long life" why do you need to replace them?
>>540880257what the fuck are you talking about retard?
>>540880152>>540880198"eu" is bad in every way.> taxes for JewLensky> forced holidays> forced working timethe list is endless> The European Union - the New Soviet Union? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM2Ql3wOGcU
>>540880022>replaceable batteries for your MobileMoloch device!
>>540880306they wont be rechargeable
>>540880221They used to. My first smartphone lasted the longest.
>>540880022EU is evil! EVIL! We must all oppose EU and NATO here in the based west!
based EUbre-enter when?
>>540880022Consumer protection confuses and enrages the US American.
>>540880345all batteries are replaceable. learn how to do it yourself. save a couple bucks.
>>540880022Wait until you learn the phones they sell inEU are now forced to get at least 5 major software updates, instead of being declared obsolete after just a couple.
>>540880211Nah, she should be publicly hanged
>>540880304>I love not being able to decide for myself if I want to consume a product>y-youre the goys-s-slave not m-me!
>>540880022I don't care for this at all.Once your battery is bricked, the phone will be ancient and worthless anyway.All this will achieve is a less sleek design with ugly nooks and cranneis that gather dust and gunk.
>>540880445If you have a need you have little choice, clown.
>>540880350Kek>Hardware company jews salivating intensifies
>>540880428Correction, 5 years of updates :As regras de Ecodesign da União Europeia exigem que os fabricantes disponibilizem atualizações de software e sistema operativo por um período mínimo de 5 anos a contar da data em que a última unidade do modelo deixa de ser comercializada no mercado europeu.
>>540880505Retard you don't think we can buy clean food here? We get all your fancy shit PLUS sloppa. You just get gaped by mommy Ursula
>>540880445>>540880397
>>540880445>corporations must be free to poison you and scam you
Amerigolem slaves defending their corporate overlords again.
>>540880133and you have higher trust the non-removeable built-in batteries?kek you stupid nigger.
>>540880578Here, if you get poisoned and scammed that's on you. We're not a bunch of children and old ladies so we don't need a bureaucrat babysitter like europoors
imagine being a muttgolem and defending billionaires on the internet all day while not even having a foreskin
>>540880022>Being able to upgrade your phone is LE BAD!!! Goddamn it!!!Do you faggots ever do anything other than bitch?>>540880272What the fuck is an ip rating?>>540880273Yea exactly. Notice how it's all ameramutts pretending this is a bad thing.>>540880502That's a good point. Will a replacement battery even be available 10 years from now?
>>540880578I fucking hate this mindset so much.reagan really was where it all went downhillAnd it's not even like humiliation and misery will change their outlook, they can be dying of cancer, shitting their brains out due to cyclosporiasis and suffering from the hellish hum of data centers poisoning their water while their energy prices soar and their schools and hospitals get defunded and closed and they will still insist on infinite corporate rape of americaTruly the most contemptible cucks alive
>>540880572Having a plethora of products to choose from confuses and enrages the europoor
>>540880680Europoor cope. We have AC so the minute we go outside and condensation forms on our phone it's going to short out and brick our shit thanks to you faggots being so poor you can't afford to upgrade your phone every 3 years
>>540880097fpbp
>>540880691>Yea exactly. Notice how it's all ameramutts pretending this is a bad thing.To be fair a bunch of them might be LLMs and those that genuinely do have this craven subhuman view of the world are a minority even in AmericaThough still, many don't appreciate that even now after the child rape, endless corruption, theft, warmongering, betrayal of allies, aiding and betting of traitors and enemies, abuse of the American public, imisseration of millions of americans and hundreds of millions worldwide, a central and extremely overt role in a universally disdained and hated genocide by a rogue non-ally state in the middle east and doing incalculable damage to US state capacity and institutions as well as sending groups of armed, masked thugs through the streets to intimidate and terrorize Americans and making sure they face no accountability for outright murder still, STILL there are 20-30% of Americans that support this fat pedophile diaper shitting subhuman and hist criminal insurrectionist terrorist party.Fucking lost cause.Build the ICBMs and point them at Mar-a-lago and silicon valley and wherever in argentinia pidor thiel is planning on going
>>540880718We are going to have iPhones with replaceable batteries which you cannot buy one lmao.
>>540880022lol seethe nigger
>>540880022ok this is kinda based ngl.. broken clock
>>540880272IP rating is a meme. Only needed if you use the phone under rain.Most people keep the phone in a case anyway.And we might get some sodium batteries by then. Anyway phones have become so ubiquitous they're unimportant now
>>540880022Euroaches are irrelevant. They think just because they ooga booga and make enough screeching noises the world will care what they think, but the world is moving on. Neanderthal 2.0 comes
>>540880982Show flag
>>540880715Holy projection
>>540880445But you don't decide what you consume? You get a choice from what is available and then pick your poison. How its made, what is made and where it goes isn't decided by you, you just get a choice between A and B,by different companies, that are all actually sister companies of a bigger one.
>>540880885My iPhone will be able to fall in a lake for eight minutes and still work when I go retrieve it, yours wont
>>540881116I would wager most phone death is due to ever worsening software making things slower and slower along with closed source drivers and of course batteries being far too much of a hassle to replace along with screens as a secondary causeBut yes, I know, you did eat breakfast today, I won't bore you any more
>>540881062>our super rich jews who reach 80 live a few months longer thanks to their platinum health insurance, even though everyone else dies youngernot the own you think it is
>>540881107Shut the fuck up bulgarian, you have no idea what we have here. We don't have to eat the sloppa if we don't want to, there's a Whole Foods in almost every moderately sized town. At least we can get sloppa if we want unlike you because it's banned by an unelected government. Cope all you want, not my problem.
>>540881062>life expectancy at 80The poorfags don't make it to 80 in America
>>540881207You are introducing a seam around a battery compartment and you're too aphantastic to be able to picture how this could be an issue
>>540881312I am aware, you are too aphantastic to imagine that there are mitigations for this but not for a market that isn't incentivized to build maintainable phones and hardware.Only laws and regulations of a government by the people that is hostile to oligarchs can stop the ever encroaching enshittification of every aspect of our lives.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0xBbEFjLk
>>540881268We live life on the edge here we aren't in a virtual padded room like eurobabbies, but once we do navigate to 80 all that bullshit about cancer and free hospitals.. well you can blow it out your ass!
>>540880169>Battery replacementWhat? Ive been replacing the batteries till about 2020, when it effectively became impossible to do so
>>540880152>>540880150It's not real: they've exempted iPhones and most high-end Androids. The only phones it'll affect are ones too cheap to even be worth the parts cost to put a new battery in. In actual practice 95% of phone manufacturers will just put batteries that are *just barely* good enough to qualify for the exemption and nothing will actually change.Everything the EUSSR does is fake and gay.
>>540881216Holy shit the cope
>>540881470What if they don't though? What if they just let the water get into your phone so you have to buy another one? I can tell you live a pampered life, you are so not used to getting fucked by jews you're like a newborn babby
>>540881483Can't wait for you to fall off that edge you so desperately evoke.The world reserve currency status will be gone but the denbts will remain.
>>540881781https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/PDF/?uri=OJ:C_202500214@ p5jews aren't my enemies, zionists arethose that claim that zionists are the same as and representative for all jews are liars and also my enemies
>>540881586A law doesn't exempt.If they're exempted then they met some requirements, like very high level of charge after 1000 cycles. The EU has fined big tech to the tune of billions, they have no reason to do them any favours.
>>540880022good. gonna buy a new phone by 2027 after having my huawei for 5 years
>>540880022>Destroys you life>gives you a little something so you dont chimp outWhip and Sugar
>>540881864>like very high level of charge after 1000 cycles.You know how easy that is to fake?>take any regular dogshit battery>set the minimum discharge level to 20%>set the maximum charge level to 80%>obviously rescale the charge indicator so 20% is 0 and 80% is 100Viola, now the exact same dogshit battery that used to last 400 charge cycles now lasts 1000, but (You) only get to access 60% of it because of the software limiter.
That might have been nice while I was in highschool in 2015 raping my battery playing hearthstone all day. On a 2015 phone. Now batteries last a whole day and more so there really is no reason for removable batteries apart from if youre in the wild camping. But even thats not a good reason cause you can just bring a powerbank.I 100% want forced compliance. Fuck multibillion soulles companies. But this is just a useless feature. Force them to range ban indians for example. Force them to have a manager skinned alive any time my bluetooth doesnt work. Force companies to ban/rape/execute fake mobile game ad creators. Force companies to make phones droppable OR come prepackaged with a screen protector and case. Force companies to use Face ID to disable phones held by brown hands in Europe. There are so many cool things we can do and they decide we need to replace out gigantic two day batteries instead.
>>540881860Psh, okay pal. Shalom to you too.>>540881864Explains why EU has zero actual phone companies or innovation right? Well done Europe. The only thing keeping your continent going is fining productive companies from countries that prize innovation and respect the free market
It's not happening in a way people think(phones go back to rip the back flip out the battery design).Either the phone companies will aim for the exception clause(or at least claim to), or they will do some bare minimum "battery isn't glued in, but the case is lmao".Of course, those "totally waterproof" or "6 million minutes battery life" phones will be the flagship phones sold at a premium price in the electornics shops and the phones with the design you want will still be hidden from an average goy. But hey, you can always use a search engine and find out that the same companies that make glue planks also still make pretty decent phones with removable batteries they just don't ship them to physical stores.
>>540881062To be fair to the germans. Their government pretends non whites with german passports are "german". And they just lower the average life expectancy through being retarded third worlders
>>540882274>gets answer to his question>doubles down on his retarded antisemitismdeath to israel and go kill yourself you sub-sapient moronthere were, are and continue to be standards for ingress protection and they will be applied to removable battery designsbesides, even if this regulation wasn't 100% there i would still support it because1) it creates a precedent on regulating big tech2) it creates a precedent on regulating big tech3) it creates a precedent on regulating big tech4) it can still be changed
>>540880022> lets throw the goycattle the minimal
>>540880022>memeflaggot apple botnot having easily replacable batteries is retarded. when you need to replace them now you need to order a battery, pay for shipping, and then pay for a shop to replace it. Apple made it extremely annoying to replace batteries. Even needing a specific model of battery for a android is dumb. Cell Phone batteries should be universal and anyone who says something different has a big nose and demon claws.
>>540881225We all know you worship jews and niggers, its no secret what's going on in usa.
>>540880022Say goodbye to water proof phones!
>>540880022I don't care about the battery, just let me remove the bloatware, install different OS systems without having to wait 24 hours or giving my phone number to xiaomi, and force "sideloading", which is actually normal installing apps and for some reason it's forbidden by google
>>540882212Batteries degrade and eventually won't hold a charge. More easily replaceable batteries will allow people to keep their old phone instead of getting a new one. That said, the compliance standards are bullshit as people have stated.
>>540882531i never cared for that gimmick
>>540881864Bullshit, apple and android use planned obselecence, this bill is like all things to crush competition.while they claim its a victory for the people.Just like the fucking plastic bottles with the lids that literally make everyone's life worse while doing nothing about the trash
>>540882118Eh that would be illegal if someone pulled the unit out and tested it using lab gear then the EU would be so happy to slap a couple of billion euros fine on Apple's ass
>>540880272>planning to keep an old phone foreverI never throw a phone out. I keep them as storage backups and airgapped password managers.Have fun getting a new iPhone every 9months for $2k a pop you retard goycattle
>>540882274Neither does the US.There's no phonemaker in the US, only """designers""". They're all made in Asia.
>>540880022Squeel pig, squeeeeeel!
>>540880022so they do not plan on getting new phones anymore?
this thread shows shills are really stupid and will post anything for a few cents. >umm consumer controls that favor the consumer are… LE MOLOCH
>>540882830I kept my last phone 10 years.Planning on keeping the current also another 10.Why would I buy another, I just make phonecalls
is this really happening, though? that's the only reason I don't replace a phone every 6 years.
>>540882812eeeeeeeee
Great I can't wait to replace my phone battery every 6 months for the low price of 1000 euros.
>>540882954You also don’t install the software updates? You know electronics is not a fermented sausage, it is always better new.
>>540883122how would the even happen you retarded gorilla nigger.
>>540883185>You also don’t install the software updates?i tried this on my last phone. never installed a single update and the battery is still fantastic. the update-jew deliberately codes power leakage into your system to make you buy a new phone for a "new and fresh proper battery"
>>540883185I install updates but I regret the last big one.Fucking Samsung shoved this AI search bar into the settings menu and I can't disable that crap. I wished I didn't update, if only I knew.So I update the OS but I block everything AI, everything cloud, and I mostly don't use apps, except a few. So the phone works as new even after more than a year.
>>540881927underrated post>hey winston! have you read this !? the proles are now allowed to disconnect the battery from their surveillance gadget>entire outside is a cctv panopticon problem ?
>>540883306The problem with software that it never comes out perfect, there are always plenty of bugs and stupid overlooked shit that are discovered only after it has really been used.
>>540883337but AI is sooo good goyimWHYWhy do you disable it?
>>540883306> never installed a single updateand then you complain that palantir is spying in you…
>>540880022>removable Batteries are Bad, goy, you need to buy a new phone once it's beyond usable>>noooo, we need you to buy all different kind of Adapters and cables, we wouldnt make any money if you buy just one. >>shame on you "EU"!!! WHAT'S NEXT?? A longer time granted forcing us to repair the stuff we made extra cheap so you dont need to buy New stuff from us?
>>540880715>reagan really was where it all went downhillhe was a hollywood actor (read a goy prostitute) hired by the "new york intellectuals" (google and research that name) who were a group of 50 bolshevik jews who had fled the USSR from stalin's purgesthey joined up with american jews, joined harvard, invented neoconservatism, took a hollywood actor already enslaved to other jews to act as their front man, and took power in the USA by telling the christcucks to vote for the first time (before religious groups refused to take part in the vote process)behind the scenes they started migration under this fake controlled opposition right wing party. Thats what reagan was. A scam done by literal bolshevik revolutionaries from the soviet union.
>>540880312I didn't know you were 30 IQ points beneath me.Sadly we can't communicate.
>>540880022while at the same time ban all forms of tamper proof packaging.the batteries are gonna be tampered with.
>>540880663Google monsato. Americans being dumb isn’t just a meme lmao.
>>540880022This is quite a soviet approach to regulations. You make the laws not to protect the existing rules in the society, but to change it to «the best». No matter what, make it more environmentalist or marxists leninist. Raping people never works and leads ro corruption. The government should protect people as they are and be content with that.
>>540880022Based, now mandate the 3.5mm headphone jack and painfully torture the next kike that tries to remove it
>>540880150NOOO THINK OF THE HECKING MEGA CORPORATINOS
>>540881781We had waterproof nokias with replacable batteries in 90s you stupid golem nigger faggot. Americans are truly just drooling cattle. Actual products designed by actual engineers, instead of chinese made software slop phones marketed by nigger celebrities.
>>540883979Shouldn’t it be actually decided by the consumers? If people want to buy phones with replaceable batteries then why no one sells?
>>540884007so nobody needs them anymore, because the progress in electronics and software is much faster than in the batteries. In fact it makes more sense to replace the phone but to keep the old battery which is not outdated that fast and usually will be the dale in the next model.
>>540880022based ursula bringing us the replacable battery. this took way too long but its fine. my nokia 3310 is thank you also. the last phone with replacable battery i got and it worked the whole time. it still working and its old as shit and i didnt even replace the battery.
>>540883452no, the phone is working perfectly. there are "no bugs or overlooked" shit. it was stable for over 5 years, it still is. it doesnt crash, it doesnt shut down, nothing. its working perfectly as on the day i bought it. 0 issues>>540883495i dont use my phone for money transactions, i dont care if you look at my pictures, have fun. theres nothing to hack on it. if you put your life onto a mobile device there is something wrong with you
Batteries you have to disassemble the phone to remove is not an innovation. It was a huge step backwards.
>>540884239i still have 2 iphone 6, retard. youre halucinating with your memeflag out of india.
>>540880198it’s a russian disinfo thread
>>540884266for me it is quite convenient, i don’t carry a wallet and pretty much do everything with the phone. So it is quite important that it stays up to date.
>>540880022Youve got two good things they have and will do as opposed to a million shit ones.
>>540884266in fact, sasly the mobile phone industry is now where most of the talent of humanity is focused and engineering breakthroughs are made. It is the most possible high tech you can enjoy, after we gave up on space exploration.
>>540880022You can seethe all day shill You won't do shit
>>540880022>replaceable batteries for all! yey!>but we will be monitoring all your encrypted chatsWhy is the EU so fucking bipolar?
>>540884685they need you to keep the old phone, because to access your chats on the new one they will need to pay to palantir again
>>540880097fpbp. gas all anti consumer kikes
>>540884534This
>>540883466Coz it's only meant to suck data out of me, to feed the muttoid big tech jews
>>540884685Coz the EU is playing reverse psy-ops with us, they want us to stop using muttoid jewified chat
>>540880022There are unlimited reasons to shit on the EU and you pick these two? Are you fucking retarded?
>>540882118That's actually how you should charge batteries kek
>>540885395this is going to make American phones look like shit, nothing else that goes on there has any effect on me because you willingly gave up your cultural impact for comfort and safety.
>>540885351If you don’t contribute your data to AI, the Skynet will view as an alien external entity and most probably will kill first
>>540885498Oh no... anyway
>>540885499It needs a fucking ping to function because it was designed by crazy paranoids
>>540880022>Hey look you can change the batteries in your phone that you replace every two years anyway>*seals clap like retards*>Thank you! but in exchange for that, every single household in the eu must have a cannibal rapist nigger that fucks and eats your kids.