Why are our Warfighters malnourished when we have plenty of cake mix and icing on board?
Fuck the military fuck faggots fuck trump
>>540881165Making a cake is actually super easy as long as you can store basic ingredients.
>>540881406Just look at those prime Warfighters! Iran is begging for a deal because they are intimidated by these morbid beasts
>>540881575https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9MkgI had to
>>540881406kek it is real
>>540881552Trained killers!
I am starting to think the US Navy is gay
>>540881618You're 100% right anon, you did have to, and thank you.
>>540881856>I am starting to thinkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
>>540881856Not only they are gay but their blue camo is retarded + they are the most incompetent branch. The US dep of navy should replace them with usmc + uscg.
>>540881165>>540881350>>540881406>>540881524>>540881552shits been banned since last year, you try to pull that pride shit now and you're getting captains mass and half pay.
>>540882061>Thinking stopping gay cakes will turn the navy not gayShit son, navies have always been sodomites by the very nature of the service.
>>540882041says the fag from the faggiest country in the world who wear temu quality woodland camo while at sea, lol, lmao even. the navy uniforms are exponentially better in every regard than your bullshit
>>540882101>hurrr hurr in da navy!got anything else there chief? maybe something not 50+ years old? i'll wait
>>540882223>Posting a picture of a gakkDude, I used navies plural for a reason.
>>540881165does the cake taste good atleast?
>>540881165starve sugar addicts from their craving through the meal plan ( you control what goes on board and what not ) condition them to connect PRIDE psyop with their drug of choice (sugary cake)???profitalso behavioral science wise get the crew to have + points towards the captain or whatever authority figure by handing out DRUG (sugar, chocolate) CAKE on their anniversary, birthday or wahtever do surveys before and after CAKE???this was revealed to me in a dream
>>540881642 >>540881657>>540881856 >>540881911>>540881524 >>540881406>>540881350 >>540881165CONDITIONING>>540881552its a small crew
>>540881165wtf happen to dadt
>>540882375of course it does it tastes like the best CAKE in the universe, even if its made from pure plain RICE, the CAKE will TASTE orgasmic after you MARCH for two weeksthe crew LOVES cake, any cake, its CAKE DAY everyone knows when there will be CAKE CAKE IS LOVECAKE IS LIFE
>>540882802I had US party cake before and it was terrible. I wonder if thats just me.
>>540881642nothing different from any baker in any bakeryyou, the CUSTOMER, gives off the ORDER, and the baker FOLLOWS, bakes your CAKE, if you want a rainbow colored dick on it ? SURE you will have it, STARS and STRIPES ? no problem ? its all about ORDER and from ORDER comes CHAOSCOMMAND (dominance) and EXECUTION (submission)OBEY they shield you from repercussions right ?
>>540881165>"malnourished"Have you seen the massive amounts of food squids eat? Especially on aircraft carriers?! They're mostly obese. Is this the larest Jewish D&C attempt?
>>540882223Why do you think the stereotypes exist, anon? Why do you think the captain had a cabin boy and all the mates liked bunking up? Just accept you're gay or that you joined a branch traditionally full of fags (and other people who just liked boats), and found out too late.
Can they not fish?
Close enough welcome back Marie Antoinette
>>540882061You sweet, zesty nigger; Hegseth won't be around for long. Everything will return to business as usual
>>540881350>>540881406>>540881552>>540881856>>540881911They always find the juciest nigger onboard to handle the cake knife>>540882101
>>540883311Nah, the faggot bullshit lead to astronomical number of homosexual sex assaults, massive criminal case loads for JAG prosecution offices and plummeting moral, record low enlistment. Even the most woke lwft wing retards in congress and in military ranks say it was a failed social experiment that fucked up the military to near unrecoverable levels since Obama started the bullshit nearly 2 decades ago.https://www.armyupress.army.mil/Journals/Military-Review/Online-Exclusive/2025-OLE/A-Still-Faltering-System/
>>540882143That's not the marine uniform you dumbass. Blue camo is dumb af, period.
>>540881165>7 beaners, 1 white guy, 1 asianoof
>>540883729No employer in the world can grasp the concept of letting people just do their job in peace and treating them decently, both at the same time. They either do performative bullshit like this to "treat them decent" but fuck the job up, or treat them like absolute shit and fuck with the job to varying levels. With either case, just being able to do the job suffers.
You naïve nigger, if it has happened before it will happen again. The faggots, furries, and trannies never left. The officer corps have proven themselves to be zesty and incompetent. The system is broken and anyone can easily see it with just a cursory glance at the quality of our servicemen.
>>540881165>our Warfighters