imagine if this guy made it across the atlantic? then started to scale up his creation? we might all be taking hamster-powered balloon cruises around the world by now if this gentleman was supported instead of being locked away for life for the crime of simply daring to dream. fuck this gay earth.
>>540882474What could go wrong
this is the future
He clearly just needs some black dick up him like the rest of you.
they didn't want us to find out that earth is in fact flat and there's nothing across atlantic
>>540882474>balloon cruises around the world not in the age of Drones
>>540882552>What could go wrongif the ocean was flat he could probably do it. he's an avid marathon runner. the ocean is a rough place though even for massive ships. i imagine one of those big waves would tear his contraption to pieces. plus it takes big ships around two weeks to cross the atlantic. if the waves didn't get him he'd probably be running for months or maybe even a year. without a spotter ship to resupply and track him in case things go tits up it's basically a suicide mission. he's clearly not retarded, so my guess is that he actually was on a suicide mission. if he dies, whatever. if he survives, he's a hero. at least that's my calculus on his state of mind.
That doesn't work but he should do it anyway
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>>540883970kek
why do we have laws when laws are just whatever some nobody says it is?
>>540883671why? because Mississippi paddle steamer does not work against open sea waves.
>>540882552Nothing worse than his death could have happened. As such, I feel like he was deprived from a legit right
>arrestedWas there a law being broken here?Beats me. Someone seems to have forgotten to include a link to the screenshotted headline. What are we even supposed to discuss?>wow man sweet screenshot of a headline>look how 90 degrees those corners are
>>540884372im assuming since it says tried that he wasn't successful and had to be rescued so arrested for being an idiot
>>540884372>Was there a law being broken here?>Beats meyoure as dumb as it gets. access to emergency services for self inserted dangerous areas should not be a god given right.
>>540884818>>540885025Unless he or anyone according to his wishes explicitly called the emergency services for help, they should have just let him dieIf he did call the emergency instead, they should just charge him the bill, no arrest required
>>540884818>im assumingSo you don't actually know anything and are just talking out of your ass. Too bad we couldn't just visit an included link and stop relying on speculation and conjecture.>>540885025>access to emergency servicesWhat was the emergency?Who called the services?What made the area dangerous?Or did you just make it all up?>youre as dumbI do, in fact, possess the power of speech.
>>540885726the emergency was an idiot in an untested vessel trying to cross an ocean.Emergency services HAVE TO respond to this and rescue him wether they like it or not, its their obligation.That fucking bargain bin doctor gadget could have easily chartered a sailing boat to cross the sea, but he had to be special and reinvent maritime traversal.
>>540886115>untested vesselHow do you know this? Where does this information come from?Isn't every vessel untested until it gets used for the first time?
>>540882474What law did he even break?Is it a prison escape law or something?
Reza Baluchi, a 51-year-old Florida marathon runner, was arrested by the U.S. Coast Guard in August 2023 after attempting to cross the Atlantic Ocean to London in a homemade, human-sized hamster wheel he called a "hydropod" or "bubble." Baluchi was intercepted approximately 70 nautical miles off the coast of Tybee Island, Georgia, while Hurricane Franklin was approaching. After a three-day standoff during which he refused to leave his "manifestly unsafe" vessel, Baluchi allegedly threatened officers with two knives and falsely claimed to have a bomb on board. He was eventually removed and transported to Miami, where he was charged with obstruction of a boarding and violation of a Captain of the Port order. Baluchi was released on a $250,000 bond with strict conditions, including a ban from the ocean and commercial transportation hubs like airports and marinas. This was the fourth time Baluchi had been intercepted by authorities for similar voyages; previous attempts in 2014, 2016, and 2021 were all stopped near the U.S. coast. Baluchi, an Iranian-born resident, stated his goal was to raise money for charity, including the Coast Guard and the homeless, by running through countries and paddling his hydro pod.
>>540888357No one escapes prison island.
>>540882474The human spirit, creativity, expression, love for life and living beings, is the most dangerous thing to totalitarian controllers, it means you don't need them, it shows in reality why you're better than them and would be better off without them, this is why the extreme level of gaslighting, propaganda and demoralization propaganda is not only necessary but crucial to them, without it working, their system would collapse by noon.
>>540882474the shores of european countries once blackrock hears about this.
>>540882474we have sailboats at homebest part is you dont even need to paddle themand also they actually work
>>540886899Youre so fucking mutt educated its nit even funny anymore
>>540885025Agreed, but that doesn't mean the nanny state should ban extreme sports. Just make anyone trying such stunts sign a waiver, acknowledging that no attempt will be made to save them and their death is their own stupid fault. It won't stop the real adventurers, but will filter out most of the idiots doing it for clout.
>>540882474Because they're incels
>>540882474Who's this Florida Man I always read about ?Americans are so retarded
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>>540882474Arrested for what? Enjoying a stimulating walk?
>>540883513>he's clearly not retarded
>>540882938Mutt’s law
>>540889426>Youre so fucking mutt educated its nit even funny anymorei mean...it is logical. the path to innovation and invention is paved in headstones. sure the guy that strapped wings to his arms and jumped off a bridge trying to fly died, but at least he proved it wasn't possible and all the other guys working on arm wings were like, 'yea let's try something else'. and other guys die trying other shit until the wright brothers come along and now millions of people are watching movies and binge watching tv shows while flying around the world. it all starts with one retard.
>>540889426>i can't answer any of these basic questions that would substantiate my wholly fabricated claims >it is you who lack intelligenceWhat an interesting theory.
>2pbtid, no link to story, 2023 date, UK, BBCNo izzat for you jeet
>>540882474Something that white and only white people would do.
>>540882552>8000 km distance>6 km/h walking speed>55 days walk>On a straight line>Currents are a thing>Can't sleep or he'll lose progress>Running might be an option, but it would cut time in halfA lot of things can go wrong.
>>540882474Where’s his water and rations needed for the trip?
>>540884372No passport. Unregistered vessel.
>>540885726are assumptions not allowed?
>tptbglowniggers can't say kikes.
>>540882474Retards still talk about the water powered car, as if all documentation was lost or there is no one person or group smart enough to replicate it.
>>540882474Evil God rules this world.
>>540882474It was probably the international shipping lane mafia that saw a threat to their monopoly
>>540888357>cross the Atlantic Ocean to LondonAmerican geography I see.I would have loved to see this brave in the middle of the traffic in the Channel, providing he wouldn't have been mistaken for a rapefugee and promptly hauled back to shore in fucking Calais lol
>>540890321>>Currents are a thinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_currentIt would have helped him a lot, in fact he could have slept all the way and still make it. Let him try ffs !
>>540891529>omg white supremacy>omg neo-nazis >omg systemic racismyou sound like these people when kikes are around every corner. it's even more pathetic that you think 'kike' is some edgy word. you think the fbi infiltrating an actual neo-nazi group would have a rule 'ok never ever ever say kike. if you did that you might blend in'. fucking unoriginal retard.
>>540882474>we might all be taking hamster-powered balloon cruises around the world by now if this gentleman was supported instead of being locked away for life for the crime of simply daring to dreamcareful what you wish for
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meanwhile, in Russia...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHM_rhdkjzs
>>540882474the world must burn
>>540882552You know kike, the (((insurance company))) didn’t want to pay his life insurance policy after he died.
>>540882474>YOU WILL NOT RESDISCOVER THE ANCESTRAL ARYAN AQUATIC HAMSTER WHEEL
>>540898708>You will NOT retvrn to Hamsterborea
>>540882474LEAVE FLORIDAMAN ALONE
>>540882474>imagine if this guy made it across the atlanticI don't have to use my imagination, because my rational mind knows he would not make it far out and would have to be rescued about 1-3 days in because ocean currents do not fuck aroundprops to the guy for producing a slightly more positive "Florida man" story though, a credit to his state
>>540892668it's amazing how long it took euros to use the atlantic current. there's evidence that mycenaean greeks had already discovered the north atlantic current and yet europe didn't really use it until 2500 years later.
