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>Murder inquiry after man bitten by dog dies
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2dd0gd4z2o
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16056415/Man-dies-bitten-dog-footpath-police-arrest-owner.html

>Reform proposes £50bn welfare bill cut with changes to disability payments for millions
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz977nxww1jo

>The man behind a massive drop in asylum claims tells where Britain is going badly wrong
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16052843/The-country-sorted-migrant-problem-man-massive-drop-asylum-claims-tells-Britain-going-badly-wrong.html
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1st for kill all discord paedos and namebames
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lad next door is blasting miley cyrus and am blasting gesaffelstein
am the hardest cunt in this joint
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what was wrong with wigger starmer seether last nite? he was especially psychotic, could hardly contain his heated blowups
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Wish i could use a computer to fool myself into believing i am creative and talented, instead of having to use my eyes and brain to create things for myself.
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I fucked the captcha on a new bake three times
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Goblino Gynotits kek
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wigger starmer is a high iq meme
lots of layers, lots of complexity to it.
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>>540882985
he was seething because I posted this absolute banger blart bait yesterday
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First for OP is brown and jewish
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>>540882907
german subhumans
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>>540882907
>Reform UK says it would aim to cut about £50bn from the benefits bill and scrap the disability payments system, Pip, if it comes in to government.
They just won my vote.
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>>540883052
lmfao
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>>540883052
>sssoy
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Smells like nonces in here
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>>540883298
You'd know
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>>540883220
And lost about 3 million others. Good luck with your one.
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>>540883220
What they say vs what they actually do though...
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lil floppo samefagging all day again? sad kek
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goin shop to get the new gamesmaster, edge and a tizer. anybody want anyfing?
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>>540883399
All weekend more like
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>>540883415
optimus looking tuff here
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>>540883038
>gyno and ed
poor lil floppo 100% estrogen kek
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>>540883415
Right in the nostalgia
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>>540883415
cor

Wish I could play silent hill 4 for the first time again
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>>540883415
I remember there was a magazine like this that had a penpal section.
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More student visas please sir
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>>540883220
I saw a comment on the twatter yesterday
>"What are they going to replace it with?"

As a self employed tax payer, My love of these people to meet a concentration camp only rises.
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>>540883545
They all did, and those dodgy people selling megadrives for 10% msrp

>meet in kwik save car park at midnight and come alone
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>>540883415
Can you get me a blank cassette, I want to record the top 40
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>>540883052
Sorry gobbo but you are wrong as usual as i am not this ws seether you mention.
And that "bait" does nothing due to it being crass and untrue, and only the truth hurts.
That is why you have a fixation, because i caused you massive NPD injury that you will never recover from.
However, you will never pull this Hostel bird because you are old, skint and mental.
I look forwards to the predicted and inevitable melty when the good christian girl gets icked out by the pudgy troon fetishist and occultist old right said fred lookalike.
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>>540883638
Only remember one magazine that had it, it might well have been Gamemaster.
Dodgy as fuck looking back
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>>540883590
Discounts for forrens. Very fair.
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>>540883638
Singles ads in the news papers were always worth a laugh
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>GERMANY IS OVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8-3BRNTbe8
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>>540883730
I'm the ws seether btw
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>>540883590
they've been doing this for years. chinese, indian and others send their kids here for the piece of paper, even to some no-name third-rate university, or their intention is to stay here and the uni visa is the foot in the door.

blair's aggressive expansion of universities was another disaster that needs to be reversed. audit and shut down 75% of unis and ban women and foreigners from attending.
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>>540883730
summarise this for me chatgpt
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If you write "me" instead of "my" you're a nonce.
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Scary
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>>540883899
You just said it, you fucking nonce.
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wiggus starmus is not funny
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>>540883005
Good news the chatbots will gaslight you into thinking that chicken scratch is revolutionary art!

You don't even have to ask, they just cannot stop consuming inputs from humans! They LOVE IT!
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urk- .....its over wigger starmer boys....
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we are so back
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>>540883931
I enjoy being antisocial.
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might make a wigger starmer guild in wow
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>>540883931
I spend about 10 seconds a day on average talking to another person
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Imagine if Jason Arday tried to actually go to university as a student
>Write about yourself in your personal statement
Kills self
>Get good results
Kills self
>Attend interview and answer questions
Kill self
>Attend seminars where as a fresher you'll likely be told you're wrong
Kill self
>Do coursework
Kill self
>Sit tests
Kill self
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>>540884227
Nobody will join, you're inherently unlikable and lack any positive qualities.
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>>540883005
you can either work with the tools the world creates or not, and sounds like you can't. you were always gonna have some excuse why you failed that didn't involve your talent or ability.
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>>540884299
Why did his wife validate his bullshit?
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>>540884248
>And how are they fighting?
>Oh incredibly poorly, an example of what not to do
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>>540884227
I would join this, you seem a likable chap with several positive qualities!
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oh no no ws seether cant resist projecting his insecurity onto lads that can, once again
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>>540884369
I'm surprised he has a wire, he looks Hella zesty
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>>540883353
more like 7 Million , Starmer tried cutting the bennies twice and was destroyed each time.

Benniemongs will never be defeated
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>>540884342
Not funny either.
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>>540884369
Like attracts like, odds on she'll kill herself as well shortly
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>>540883931
Reform and Restore colours, absolutely no need, kek
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>>540884342
Cut to his sad sodomite core with that one
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>>540884281
What a lovely young lady.
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>>540883627
>>"What are they going to replace it with?"
It didn't exist before 2013 yet so many people have adopted it as some sort of religion. It was yet another brilliant Tory idea that created a mass of professional state funded volunteer spastics.
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>>540883220
The boomers won't like that so it won't happen.
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Had it all, the girls, the money, the sex, the cars
and i threw it all away
for jav actress Momoko Isshiki and her beguiling ears
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>>540884545
you never had the money or the cars
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>Jason Arday had so many good academic friends and colleagues
>If they were his good friends why didn't they know he was suicidal and have him sectioned?
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This is why they call us, Goyim
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>>540883220
They just created 6 million PIPtriots!
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>>540884574
If only if only the woodpecker cried, the clock in the steeple strikes 3
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>>540884585
well he weren't suicidal till his lack of academic acumen got questioned. your real question should be
>if they were real academics why didn't they know he was a total fraud and have him peeled alive?
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>>540884631
In all seriousness. Reform can't do shit about pip since it was devolved to Scotland. They changed it to ADP.
If reform remove pip it will be overturned in English courts immediately as discrimination.
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>>540884718
They still should have been his friends even if the evil media were dogpiling him
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ngl the 77th cadre really hate WS for some ickle reason kek!
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>>540882907
What the fuck is up with all these ludicrous murder charges? Murder is the intentional killing of someone, how the fuck do you intentionally make your dog randomly attack someone with intent to kill??
Reminds me of this woman that was charged with first degree murder for selling molly to another woman that died at a music festival....like really? In what fucking universe does a random person selling the drug they say they are intentionally kill someone.

These judges are fucking crazy retarded these days. We have a word for these things.....it's "manslaughter" DUH

Was this nigger charged with murder???
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>>540884748
They could undevolve it and they can legislate against the courts
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>>540884669
Asian women are ugly at least date a Latina or an Arab or a Mulatto if you wanna date something exotic
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>>540883730
check your blood sugar fatman, you just completely misread what I said
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>>540884491
And Covid reinforced the ideology behind it, another Tory banger
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>>540884870
they are sweet angels
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>>540884854
>Reform doing something when a lefty lawyer says no
Actual retard
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>>540884854
Yeah, just start an independence riot and then take half the country to court go remove the only thing keeping them in food......
That should go well.
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>>540882907
as a man you must be able to kill any dog that attacks you. when youre confident in this no dog will try to mess with you.

example, i have my own dog. its a livestock guard dog. looks like picrel. its a female and she is super alpha when some other dog gets the rabies shes just stands there and is 100% confident.

off course i have part in this because i am also confident.
one day we were passing by some old man probably 75 or so with 2 pitbulls on the left and on one the right. they both spazzed out immensly because they guy couldnt lead them and they were leading.

the guy couldnt hold them and they were charging at us. i instantly screamed at the to stop and they wont do shit. one of them instantly stopped and looked at me.

my dog was just standing there holding his ground while ther other pitbull was trying to bite him and i had to kick him to make more space between him and my dog.

this situation could have ended so bad because the guy was retarded with his dogs, they were leading him.
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>>540885100
I said "can" not "will"
>>540885111
lol nobody is rioting, soft as shit
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i forgot picrel my bad.
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>>540885220
Pyrenean? They're 10/10 dogs
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>>540883445
2004 PS2 Transformers was solid
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Costco membership. Worth it?
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>>540885293
What are we, mumsnet?
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>>540884281
Cringe
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this shepherd was leading his owner and this what dogs dont understand. youre so big how can you not lead the dog? this is highly retarded to the dog and he will be confused 100%.

he is going to make all kinds of irrational moves that he wouldnt do any other way. he is confused.
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>>540882907
>for once its not a shitbull
>Murder inquiry after man bitten by dog dies

this is islamophobic dog whistle. pitbull is euphemism for muslims
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>>540884830
>how the fuck do you intentionally make your dog randomly attack someone with intent to kill??
By siccing them on the person. I'm 100% for holding people responsible for their pets. Should happen more often. I hit a dog in the road, the owner should pay damages.
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>>540885177
You're the toryboy? Why don't you learn from the Tories? Look up poll tax.
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when you have problem with pitbulls snap their neck. this is very easy.
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>>540885518
Lol, that's cruel but right. I agree anon
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>>540885246
so unfathomably chill the dog, i had a shepherd before and a podenko and its very different.
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>>540885542
Not when it's got your arm in its mouth it isn't.
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>>540885068
i dont get the appeal. allegedly they're supposed to be easier but they're portrayed as hounding nagging bitch wives everywhere.
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>>540885525
What the tax that was better than council tax? And the protests that were 30 years ago before the creature comforts of mass porn, on demand media and fast food? Yeah really quaking in my boots
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>>540885525
back in my day "poll tax" was a 20 quid note down the bra of a stripper
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>>540884585
His friends would have known he was a liar.
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>>540885764
So funny dad would laugh lad
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Should have know better than to ask the povvo general
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>tooth ache
>look to book dentist
>all of them Indian
>cross-reference with GMC
>degrees from Pakistan or some no-named uni from UK
lads it's time to start brushing your teeth more
I wasn't afraid of the dentist until I was seen by a pajeet
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>>540885595
you have to do it with your arm in his mouth to live, retard. the dog made the decision to die.
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you need to be able to kil dogs up to 120 pounds. this is what you meet outside. really big fat dogs.
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>>540885913
stroppy.
yes it is worth it, they do loads of loss leaders and you get your moneys worth buying in bulk.
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off course alot of dogs are smaller but there always one giant fat dog everywhere i lived. you need to be able to kill this one, not the smaller ones.
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>>540885926
Pushing a knife through it's heart would be preferable over Pitbull WWE.
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>corned beef bake

Let it die
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>>540886111
when you carry a knife this is wonderful but i dont carry anything. i have my hands. i am dangerous.

44 years with dogs and i was never bitten. they understand that im a leader, theyre not supposed to attack me.
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>>540886028
grab them by the front legs and yank their ribcage apart collapsing their lungs
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This German REALLY likes talking about killing dogs
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>>540886139
I'd eat it.
Always been partial to corned beef.
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>>540886222
Most normal German
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>>540886222
this can save your life because most dog owners are not leaders and their dog is leading them. some dogs do it more overtly than others.
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>>540886265
I just wear my stars n stripes trousers and no dog dares attack lest they get a roundhouse to the snout.
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Going to a festival this weekend, but not a degenerate one
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Just be nice to dogs and they'll be nice back, don't need to kill them.
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>>540886390
the weekend is nearly over bro
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>>540886432
Alright I mean the next one then
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>>540886417
but they're haram though
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>>540886417
>puts a pink jumper and a crown of daisies on his pitbull
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>>540886468
where you off
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>>540885139
All shitbull owners should be put down
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>>540886538
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>>540886538
>>540886587
Purbeck Folk Festival
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>>540886222
He's a poser, everyone in the dog killing community is on to him
Think about this, if you can kill a large dog why wouldn't you also be able to kill a small dog
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I live in a country that has a Muslim Council of Britain.
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>>540886790
strength vs dex argument again.
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>>540886061
>alot
a lot
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>>540886792
Andy Burnham's plan is to accelerate the caliphate
brinshallah
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Heard this song getting my haircut yesterday. Glad to have found it
https://youtu.be/wJt2C0p8x-g
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Dare me to shoot that hornets nest?
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Rigged election.
Count Binface WON.
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>>540887047
Don't rate it.
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>>540882907


Surge in Britbong slags with "baggie fannies" due to expose to BBC results in normal men getting penis fillers for extra girth:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c626d3xqd83o
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The weekly shop. The commute to work. A trip into town with the kids. Too many people are doing everything right and still finding there’s not enough left at the end of the month.
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>>540887242
>However, some men have ended up in A&E with a penis turning black

wagwan
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>>540883931

havent left my flat since december 2019 when wuhan news first started filtering out on the tellybox.

Also havent bought a TV loicense since then either since I've cancelled all my subscriptions.
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>>540887242
>normal men getting penis fillers
>normal men
Nothing normal about that desu
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>Calls for public inquiry into Jason Arday 'witchhunt'
Who are they going to nail for this? Also, what is the difference between this and any other scandal that consumes a news cycle?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwymmp30711o
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>>540887242
Imagine dying and going to God, "Yeah, I got some penis fillers when I was on your planet earth". NONCE.
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>>540887242
>His procedure increased the girth of his penis by 16% - an amount he, and his partner
Quare

>Rather, he says expectations of male beauty have shifted.
>"It's not just women that need to keep up, men need to keep up as well.
>"It's literally just society changing. I think the way the media portrays everything has a massive impact on everyday life now," he says. "It's like you can't actually go anywhere without seeing some picture-perfect somebody."
Yeah deffo quare
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>>540887242
BBC doing penis enlargement ads wasn't on my bingo card.
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>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwymmp30711o
>Labour MP Diane Abbott and actress Jameela Jamil are among 30,000 signatories of a letter to the prime minister, which claims Arday's death followed "two weeks of relentless harassment".
>More than £40,000 has now been raised for Arday's family, after Windrush campaigner Sir Patrick Vernon, who is also among the signatories to the petition, launched a fundraiser.
More free money for bames.
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>>540887303
>doing everything right
Clearly not if they're skint.
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>The BBC calls for free penis enlargement operations on the rNHS for migrants
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>>540887414
Just be yourself.
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>>540887390
>Who are they going to nail for this?
Gary on Facebook who called him a wog
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>>540887414
>expectations of male beauty
Is he walking about with his dick out?
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>>540887390
>Who are they going to nail for this?
brit/pol/
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Need a penis enlargement and an enstifenment too I do me
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>>540887390
Going to nail that bloke who originally exposed him becasuse le racist despite the coppers already admitting they fucked up by investigating him.
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>>540887512
I was wondering why I didn't see him on the petition.
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>>540887480
Criticising blacks is basically murder.
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>>540884299
Funny thing is his whole made up bullshit background was about overcoming shit: running marathons with busted legs, getting brain tumours, being black etc but a bit of bad press and he ropes. Coward.

Turns out he plagiarised bit of his book from that spartacus series an all.
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>>540887543
If he is indeed a quare then yes that would be about right
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>>540887543
no he's porn brained and thinks its normal for men to have 13 inch BWCs in their pants.
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>>540887543
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>>540887390
Media
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>>540887599
If only. We'd finally be rid of Diane Abbott.
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>>540887601
>Turns out he plagiarised bit of his book from that spartacus series an all.
yeah and they're gonna publish it next week and it'll sell billions because dead black superhero spaz
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>>540887609
Makes you think how many of them undergoing the procedure are actually ethnics
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>>540887803
But (((who))) will get the money from sales?
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Doc Bog injects penises with unknown goop and you don't need any qualifications to do so.
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>>540887877
....business idea?
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>>540887877
forgot the pic of Doc
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>>540887853
well the publisher is simon & schuster
so. kikes yeah
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jason and the ardaynaughts
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Got my dick enlarged so Josh could suck on it
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>>540885542
>when you have problem with pitbulls snap their neck
but how, they weigh like 200lb.
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>>540887803
I read a thing that said he might have necked cos simon and shuster were thinking of pulling it, and hed have to pay back the advance
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was in a good and focused mood now I’m having a wobbly. need to figure out how i get in good moods in the first place so i can get back there. hmmm
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>>540887965
or maybe the kikes whacked him to increase the sales
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>>540887839
Me after my bollock enlargement procedure
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>>540887931
Business idea, paint for anorexics: spewlux
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>>540887303
>The weekly shop. The commute to work. A trip into town with the kids.
That's British life now minus the trip into town because you want to avoid the group of sand niggers hanging around outside the turkish barber. So it's just the weekly shop and the commute to work.
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Bombing around in my golf r (stage 2) making boomers seethe.
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>>540887940
Surprised he refused before tbqh
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>>540888016
They stood to benefit either way.
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>>540887931
the golden "fleece the British taxy payer"
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>>540887911
Can't wait for the 'me knob fell off' stories in the press and the inevitable legal cases.
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Real Talk:

Not all fatal dog bites are Pitbulls, but the vast majority are Pitbulls and all the other breeds combined are still less than Pitbulls. Yes, dogs besides Pitbulls can and do kill people. But at minuscule rates and if there were no Pitbulls the total # of fatal dog attacks would plummet.
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>>540888035
Just use a microwave.
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>>540888210
>went to turkey to re-fill me cock and the head just fell off ffs
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>>540888047
>anorexics
Bulimics.
Anorexics don't do the vomiting. They just starve themselves and over exercise.
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>>540888047
silly rabbit that’s bulimics
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>>540887590
Cofnas wasn't the original accusation, also the police didn't investigate him.
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>>540888210
>men getting unnecessary unsafe prosthetic PPs
where's the regulation! absurd!
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>>540887047
this song got your hair cut, how is that possible
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>>540887911

BOGG'D
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Gunna have a huge wanger and mahoosive balls
Then the hostel slags will be mine
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Zigger Starmer
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Any real fucking news going on? Where's the constant stream of coming civil war news? Have the police finally came out that Ann's murderer was a communist?
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>>540883627
>am self employed
>that make super important an not like the other tax payin cattle!
If youre so valuable why dont you fuck off to another country? Oh thats right you cant because you are a part of the rot
You should off yourself for funding our own rape and replacement
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>>540888217
are dog argentio considered a shitbull?
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Getting lip fillers but on my sphincter
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>>540888217
Rottweiler and german shepherd would only do it while protecting. They would be justified.
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>>540888772
the owners of dangerous dogs should be killed with their dogs
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>>540888824
I know pitbull owners often say it about their dogs but the only rottweiler I've known was soft as shite
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>>540888696
He's at it again
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>>540888145
that's a good one
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>>540888984
thanks cauldy old boy
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>>540888672
mad how this was the peak of britpo
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>>540884369
>Arday married Debbie McKenzie, a teacher, in 2014. In his memoir, he said that it was McKenzie, at the time his girlfriend, who helped him read and write.
She must have been in on it
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>>540888978
he looks so fruity
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every bbc news article is a photo of a zoomer woman with a headline celebrating the latest piece of tiktok misandry
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>>540888891
agreed
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>>540888696
not much happening, no major changes, the long slow decline of the UK continues unabated
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>>540889173
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg6x3n5erpo
Somalification
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>>540889090
everybody is forgetting what a lying, malevolent piece of shit he was just because he has died. hope he burns in hell
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top kek
His thesis had a mistake IN THE TITLE
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>>540889090
She probably egged him on. Wonder how much of her career is bullshit. She's probably mad she never managed to go beyond teaching.
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>>540889173
The troon menace has been defeated so we're retvrning to high mid 2010s hating men programing
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>>540889255
stunning and brave of her to cancel a fucking subscription
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>>540883415
vacation in Spain
mom buys me a dozen to read on the plane
highlight of the trip
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Do people actually meet their partners at run clubs and bouldering?
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>>540889343
>sic
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>>540889255
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>>540889403
The BAME didn't do so good.
>Rosalinda Kwafo-Akoto, 22 from the West Midlands signed up for a one-week free TV trial. After the trial, the subscription would be £9.99 a month.
>She says she couldn't find the subscription anywhere on her account so assumed that they had automatically ended and removed it.
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>>540888891
Maybe BY their dog.
Toss them both in the pit. It would be a good trial. If the dog attacks them, then there you go. If the dog doesn't, then you can accept whatever happened really was a one-off accident.
But I bet the pktbull would eat its owner alive without hesitation.
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>>540889343
>[sic]
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>>540889255
Mrs. Potatohead? What a forehead. Should have bangs to cover that thing.
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>>540889195
Cor. Based pitbull beater.
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>>540882907
>Animal rights is a bunch of hippie bullshit except for dogs! Protect the puppers, they're our best friends!!!
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Cor! The NEWS
What a load of pish.
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/08/16/eritrean-man-raped-pensioner-outside-church/
>Eritrean man raped pensioner outside church
>Elderly man was dragged behind a hoarding in north London and endured a 20-minute attack
BAMES
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>>540889672
Whys Axel Springer News printing this divisive screed.
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>>540889500
jesus fucking wept. our prime minister is making legislating for these retards his top priority
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>>540888696
>Have the police finally came out that Ann's murderer was a communist?

That's getting buried until the trial next year when it's no longer a major news story.
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>>540889195
This would happen to kid killer kieran and his rat on a rope
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>>540889766
So we all die for israel, duh
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>>540889783
We have locks on windows cause niglets kept falling out of them.
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>>540883869
>audit and shut down 75% of unis and ban women and foreigners from attending.
they're not the reason you didn't get into uni, thicko
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jason and the ardaynaughts golden fleece the public
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>>540884748
>Reform can't do shit about pip
because they aren't going to win the next election. Nigel will see to that.
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>>540890003
lmao where does he come up with this stuff
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>>540890045
Monkeys and typewriters
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>>540890003
He was forced to look in the mirror and now he is stone
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>>540890099
now hold on, the golden fleece the public part was genius.
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observation: all bennymongs are manchester united fans. north and south, no exception, all of them support united and 1 in 5 of them at any given time will be wearing a united shirt when you see them waddling around town. wonder why. it’s like it’s a condition of receiving pip or something
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>>540889929
Show us your qualifications?
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>>540889672
>Desalagne, who used an interpreter throughout proceedings
>Bibi Ihuomah, defending
Kill them all.
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>>540890167
i was forced to look at your mother and i'm also now rock hard.
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>>540890300
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avin a ___ ___
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>>540890397
As impressive as a home made 10m swimming certificate. Might as well call you "thicko" from here on in.
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there were an awful lot of fireworks on pakistan independence day. i thought you weren't allowed to use them during this terrible crisis.
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>>540889929
>competing for worthless gender studies or social science degrees in the first place
you are why they have been devalued and academia is a joke.

US data but the same is true here:
>The average IQ of undergraduate students today is a mere 102.
>From 1939 to 2022, undergraduate students’ IQ declined by about 0.2 IQ points per year relative to the general population (Uttl et al., 2024).
>College graduates averaged 121.2 IQ in the 1930s and 107.4 by 2007.

again, you could get rid of 3/4, mostly just keeping STEM. women would stop wasting their fertility window for no payoff and a loophole for mass immigration would be closed.

cope and seethe
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>>540889672
everybody responsible for this creature setting foot in civilisation should be hanged. the creature itself should be burnt at the stake
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>>540890445
black berry
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>>540890445
ignored gimmick
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>>540890467
Pakis can't break the law mate
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>>540890456
>no u
oops hit a nerve did i?

>>540890498
>you are why they have been devalued and academia is a joke.
Yeah my phd in chemistry is why you didn't get into uni lol. not you being thick, nope.
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>>540889672
State sponsored brothels for immigrants NOW.
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>The zaza got me movin' like Jason Arday, this shit ani't nothin' to me. I am him, I remain him.
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>>540890445
acknowledged gimmick
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>>540889255
social media has been a disaster for human appearances
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>>540890606
>my anecdotal example disproves the rule
midwittery encapsulated.

how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast today?
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>>540890525
No mention of him being deported either.
>>540890606
Hi thicko, I am thick, I don't deny it, it's you who lorded it above everyone and when asked to prove your credientials fell on the floor crying and pointing at everyone calling them a Nazi.

Everyone can see how "smart" you are. You've done yourself.
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Don't know how many times I've seen an 80 year old male pensioner and though "damn I'd love to rape that guy", there's just something deeply sexual about frail old men
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>>540890648
Staffed by the WASPI women.
That's a genius 2 birds - 1 stone solution right there.
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>>540890726
Yeah it's getting fucking grim. Women using lip fillers should be thrown into the channel.
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>>540890388
My mum looks like chyna and nora batty but less femenine
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>>540890805
If they float by their lips wont boat migrants just use them as floating brothels on the way here?
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Love those pics on the driving instructor Instagram pages
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>>540890776
did you see what he was wearing?!?! he was asking for it
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>>540890856
Strap some explosives to them.
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>>540890648
Crossed with a old people's home: business idea
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>>540890926
Floating sex-arse mines in the channel.
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>>540889672
Fucks sake.
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>>540882907
>German shepard kills bong boomer

payback for Dresden
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>>540890776
>Throughout the trial, Desalagne remained emotionless, and sipped water while the footage was played. When the guilty verdict was handed down, he still showed no emotion.
There is no point trying to rationalise their behaviour. They are just monke.
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>>540890905
Ikr tweed is inherently sexual
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>>540890776
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>>540890949
>>540890963
FUND IT
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>>540890898
imagine you're a 17yo qt who finally managed to buy a driving test after messaging 20 different scalper mohammeds on telegram or whatever, and then a creepmaxxed instructor wants to take pictures of you and put them online
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>>540891053
he was all dressed up in his lustrous sunday finest,

meanwhile there was no Edwina crrry sponsored brothels nearby!
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>>540890994
Somedays I guess you just see someone you just gotta rape, can't really blame the guy, it's like love you just don't know when you're going to fall for someone, love us love, rape is rape
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>the channel migrants
nobody cares. your man farage would let a million jeets in legally every year.
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I hope gobbo can get into the top ten leaderboards on Megabonk soon
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>>540891152
Kek, a lot of them are wearing extremely skimpy outfits these days
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>>540891176
He sees them as woker droids like the scutters from red dwarf. They cease to exist outside of them doing a task, just vanish into a cupboard somewhere out of sight and mind.
That cupboard is your street though.
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We're all fans of Yaki Dai in here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B65T5e-CuRo
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edwina curry brothels for migrants but its only edwina curry chained to a bed
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just farted
it were a honker
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wogs lmao
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>>540891154
Another sexual emergency, I feel so bad for the guy, coming all the way from Eritrea and not having an outlet for his sexuality, then seeing some dolled up 80 year old lad with a walking stick, you can't expect him to control himself that's totally unrealistic
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>>540891383
I did a proper "braaaaaaaaaaappppppp" earlier
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>Harry and the Wrinklies? More like Harib and the Wrinklies
Rape rape rape
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>>540891331
much like the natives
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>>540891521
i mean I cant vouch for myself in that circumstance! its insane we're throwing the book at a bloke for acting on natural instinct!
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>>540891522
cor
dont want tae sound pervertede but were it smelly?
sometimes me loudest have almost nae smell
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>>540889255
female robocop vibes
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edwina curry...is that, like a euphemism?
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>>540891695
Ed weed in 'er cunny ?
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>>540891362
>Protest to spread their message
>Block anyone from filming their protest
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>>540891562
Indeed. It was always like that though. They used to care for their tools.
>noblesse oblige
nothings really going to change unless there is some Robin hood mythic rebellion and bloody slaughter tgat lasts 100 years. Talking and asking please does fuck all and they have been breeding us all to be faggots.
That is why it is playing out the way it has been.
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So i says to the bloke i says to him
bear in mind he's looking me up and down like a piece of facking meat
i look him right in his boat race
ugly cunt he was too
with stupid facking oil in his hair
dirty no good gypsy cunt
i says to him
straight to his face mind
he's got a big smile on his face
i fort you won't be smiling soon sunshine once i've said my piece
so i turn to him i say to him
quite abrupt with it i was too
you know me i don't pull any punches
so i says to the geezer i says
and i think everyone was thinking it too
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>>540891695
She's a kike
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>>540891944
Everyone is thinking "I hope I remember never to read another cauldron post", lest my time be wasted once again
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>>540891944
he’s up the apples and pears
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>>540890648
>>540890792
steady on you might actually get yourself a government job they love evil geniuses
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>>540891944
you never fail to make me laugh boss
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Its gone 5 and elmer hasn't asked his usual question.
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>>540892037
how do you not see the humour in that are you a goy zombie
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>>540891828
In the past the police were just complicit in the erasure and rape of our race. Today the police actively side with the enemies. The time I realised this was seeing a police officer arrest an old man for wearing a BUF armband because he somehow knew that the BUF was prescribed. He attempted to arrest this old man on terror charges due to his political position.

Found it 36:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXFoD70uzhE
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>>540888978
that's one glossy negro
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where’s me washboard?
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>>540892180
Cauldron posts have always left me with a feeling of wasted time once I've read them, they really have no value whatsoever, in fact the have negative value
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>>540892163
>Can anyone else smell piss?
?
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>Edwina "stir her" Curry
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>>540891944
Albert and Costello tier
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>>540892316
What's for din dins. He usually asks at 5 o'clock
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>>540892101
They could have a coffee shop staffed by women's institute too.
They'd be raking it in.
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ed wee'd in her curry
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>>540892380
Do you think he's recovering from being raped by an Eretrean? He is quite old.
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>>540892434
uncle have you ever pumped a waspi woman
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>>540892480
he's out looking for more Eritrean action
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>>540892359
>Albert
Not as good as lauren and hardy
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>>540892485
I've never been with an older woman - why would you?
This is the bestest pic of Edwina Curry I can find - I bet she was a dirty bitch
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>>540892550
I actually meant pic rel but had a few and confused my historical double acts. The you's will keep him going till the 7th can kicks in
>>540891944
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>>540892380
jacket potato and chili
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>>540892664
ew
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>>540892664
He minging daughter thought she were fit at one time
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>>540892664
Solid neanderthal neck that
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>>540890445
400 post thread
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{yawn}
Morning la
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>>540892995
Her daughter has some saucy pics - and she looks like her mum
cor
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>>540892296
i see, low iq then. thats fine we wont hold that against you.
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>>540893256
His first ever post was about buying something from a corner shop and they never improved, his posts are the embodiment of banality and to argue otherwise is an affront to reality.
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>>540893473
you dont't get it, thats fine. he's not for everyone.
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>>540893256
Your understanding of high and low are reversed.
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>>540893571
this is the most insane high iq post i've ever read
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Gymshark legging
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>>540893571
You can be high IQ and low brow at the same time y'know.
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Skimpy gym outfit in hindi
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we have to go back
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>>540892296
Cauldron left in 2021. Someone cracked the tripcode and has been larping as him ever since.
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>>540893539
Yeah his stuff about shopping and drinking is actually masking much deeper commentary that I'm missing, he's not just drunkenly emptying his mental bowels into the thread, covering the place in psychological excrement, that's not what's happening at all
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>>540893710
Not skimpy enough saar
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instructions make tyre sex arse hindi
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>>540893713
Oh ok, but I don't think he was ever interesting or funny
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>>540893710
Shame she's a jewess.
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>i'm an oldfag pre 2021 cauldron was the best
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>>540893710
Grim
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>>540893810
don't care, not antisemitic
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Camel toe panties gym outfit hindi
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your roast ruined
your proud nation gone
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>>540893810
i like jewesses
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>>540893764
you're so hollow and you don't even know it....
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>>540893710
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>>540893985
@grok undress madam pls saar
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liz buckingham x avril lavigne



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