In the prime of their youth they should be out partying, drinking, having sex, and instead they are fucking bird watching like dying old people. China is going to steamroll us.
>>540890531TikTok slop thread wooo
>>540890531Why do you let zoomers live rent free in your head
>>540890531Based this probably has to do with zoomers not engaging with anti social propaganda like rap music and American TV
>>540890531How do I start birdmaxxing
>>540890531>Touch grass, chud!Not like that! kys faggot.
>>540890531If you can't identify 50 common and garden birds you are an NPC. Alas, one often meets zoomers and millennials that can't even identify common trees and bushes. I'm glad they are doing something about it.
It’s because they’re all shutins who have turned into birdmen of AlcatrazNext thing you know, they’re keeping pigeons for communication and chickens for eating.Imagine having to draw on a bubblegum wrapper a tiny pepe and then send it your other homie who is also a shut in.
>>540890531This was me like 4 years ago
>>540891904Damn. How hard was it to learn to read and type as a bird?
>>540890531Based Zoomies finding worthwhile hobbies instead of drinking jew juice
>>540891904>on the internet, no one knows you're a bird
This is me but Fish!
Idk about TikTok but birds are cool
>>540893876For me, its the yellow boxfish
>>540896787You have to love any animal that already comes in nuggie shape.
>>540890531>In the prime of their youth they should be out partying, drinking, having sex, and instead they are fucking bird watching like dying old people. China is going to steamroll us.Yes, every american is a stereotypical jock from 1980s hollywood movies. There has never once been a nerdy guy in american entire existence.
>>540890531I see birds I smile, I see foids I frown. Simple AF
>>540890531>Oh my G-d. We're so fucked. We're so fucked. Young people getting in touch with nature. Oh my G-d. He should be at his 3rd job. He should be in a renty buying chinese plastic shit to be delivered to his door. He should be sucking up to some bloated ran through bitchy whore. It's over.
>>540890531
>>540890531>another extremely niche hobby falls victim to normieniggercattlek, keep me posted.
>>540890531>Birds>Something realGood one Eglin
>>540890531Why? So they can continue weimerica? Birding is based. Remember, the best fascism is eco fascism.
>>540890531>out partying, drinking, having sexThat's degenerate, you jew
>>540890531Every time I go out to any party or social gathering I see niggers. I see niggers with white women. Way too attractive white women with apes. Four deep in a car with a single emo looking white girl driving and buying alcohol for them. The white couples I see are not at parties they are online playing video games on discord. Now I have a squad of white friends my age but they don't care about the niggers calling them white bitches and harassing them and threatening them, they don't see the racial aspect. I cannot fight niggers on my own because my white friends will not see it as a racial struggle. They are afraid of being arrested and recorded for even speaking badly to a nigger. And the white women will attack us if we harm their niggers.So instead I will bird watch. Fuck you for ruining my society.
>>540890531NUMBER 11 CRASH AND BURNCHINKS ON SUICIDE WATCHhttp://www.google.com/search?q=china+collapse
>>540901115Beep boop
>>540900227>My society is collapsing better look at birbs
>>540890531>China is going to steamroll us.the sparrow is the chineses' natural enemy
god damn it i cant have one fucking hobby
>>540890531Birds are God's strongest warriors.>>540890834The bird's at the park are free, I have 423 birds.
>>540890531Also the government has banned every activity other than birdwatching, soon they will ban birdwatching for being too pro-carbon, or whatever.
>>540901150>anotherYELLOW PERIL FUCK CHINK SPIES SCRAPING INTERNET
>>540890531I keep seeing articles like this saying "Gen Z is turning to [random hobby]" but never see any zoomers actually doing the things journos claim they're doing. They all just scroll on their phones and sometimes play fortnite or listen to music.
>>540901247yes
OP is a fag
>>540890531niggerbrain can't comprehend humans wanting a hobby like enjoying nature. staple your lips shut you goddamned worthless animal.
>>540901247birbs will last longer than your basedciety, in fact, maybe they'll make the next one if we die out
NonsenseHorus looks kindly on those who take care of his birds.
>it's a craving for something real>that you do performatively for social mediathere was always birds. you only need eyes to see them.
Why do braindead tiktok zoomers always have to force themselves into hobbies I've decided to invest in out of my own interest instead of the current hype? It's like a curse. https://youtu.be/32J5jCP1z9A?si=N3-Y0bAvWHhsqO_X
>>540890531>birds >something real
>>540891904Heavy doses of steroids make wonders.
>>540896787They are the most pathetic fish out there.If they get upset even a bit they just kill themselves
Decorating trees and feeding wild animals is atlantic cultural heritage.
>>540903105>Tranny fish.>Lefty fish.
>>540890531Good, there's no spaces to for people to socialise and mainstream culture is kiked nonsense not fit for civilised humans.All the bored NEETs on here should try that bird song app, Merlin it's called.
>>540890882ThisOnly townie churles have no connection the the natural divinely created world
birbs are cool
>>540890531I'm going to buy some 800 dollar stabilizing binoculars so I can creep on women on the street better while traveling and for spotting the fattest ass whores.
>>540890531>brains are saturated by smartphones>overloaded by digital stimuli and general life stressors>get into birding and being in nature to relax and decompress>NOOOOO YOU NEED TO CHASE HIGHS CONSTANTLY
>>540890531No, birds are based. This is a great trend. A lil chickadee flew into my porch yesterday. I got to hang out with a fren for a few minutes. It was a wonderful experience. Shame I had to him go.
>>540890715Rap and hip hop are completely and totally over.
>>540890531Fuck you nigger. Birding is cool. Birds are awesome. Try birding. You'll like it.
>>540890531Birds are fucking cool. You are just mad you are a broke nerd. Without visible muscles. I feed crows and magpies whenever i can and so should you> t. Cool guy
lilley has been posting birds. https://youtu.be/CqWk-vNipNQ
>>540904529>Meow
OP is right. Kids shouldn't be doing weird pedophile stuff like that
>>540903963They literally release toxins what kill it and every other fish in the aquarium.
>>540890531>what is a fickle trendIt's fucking TikTok, OP... give it a month. Do you see planking, tide pods, the ice bucket challenge, bottle flipping, and fidget spinners everywhere right now?
>>540890531The polish on the turd is wearing off. Only a faggot mouthbreather would want those things
birb
>>540890531>partying, drinking, having sexThese behaviors have been drilled out of them by an endless barrage of feminist propaganda that says these are bad and evil and masculine rapist behaviors and that you are evil and a pedo for liking girls your own age. Additionally, everyone at these events is packing cameras and have been trained by social media to use those cameras to destroy anyone who can be cast as misbehaving, in order to earn brownie points and updoots for themselves.Quite simply, the cost/benefit analysis doesn't even come close to panning out.Also worth noting: The combination of feminism and cameras also provides the safe, at-home alternatives to partying, drinking, and having sex.
>>540890531How do fucking dogshit threads like these stay up for hours but when you make one about the Woman Question (the direct cause of zoomer depression) you get jannied instantly?
>>540890531Whoa a filthy nigher kike posting faggot fucken garbage. Im gonna fucken kill you jew
>>540891904What happened to you? Did you lose all your feathers?
BIRD UP
>>540908692Boy! O, boy! Keep your extra set of feathers, always with you, for contingencies.
>>540890531They should be out reading Not doing drugs The fuck kind of kike jew retard are you?Don't watch the birds bc... bc....just dont ok??!??
>>540890531>In the prime of their youth they should be out partying, drinking, having sex, and instead they are fucking bird watching like dying old people. China is going to steamroll us.SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE, YOU OLD BOOMER BITCH
>>540909024Why didnt he jack off on her tho?Like one good hit to establish the scene Throw some ropesThen proceed with the rest of the head bashing? What, was he stupid??
>>540890531I'd rather watch birds in nature than party and have sex sorry.
Test
>>540900227
>>540890882this reads like a cutaway with peter in family guy
Trendhopping to copy everyone else. It's not genuine
