In the 2028 election Democrats nominate Lily Orchard and Republicans nominate Joshua Burner.Joshua Burner (aka Joshscorcher) is a based youtube personality. He is a right-wing Christian military veteran, gamer, and brony, who is married with kids. He's the antithesis of cringe degeneracy, and is a true American.Lily Orchard is a cringe youtube personality. Her entire presence online had been from farming a bunch of drama. She constantly attacks Republicans as being fascist Nazis, and often advocates for violence against them. She also often attacks left wingers who she deems too sympathetic to "fascists", and has called the creator of Steven Universe a fascist sympathizer. She left a huge trail in her personal life of broken friendships due to being so toxic. She has been hated in every community she has been in due to her extreme authoritarian tendencies, toxicity, and batshit opinions. There is also evidence that she wrote a pedophilic fanfiction.Lily Orchard was friends with Joshua Burner a long time ago (back when she wasnt as insane), but Burner cut it off due to Orchard being a toxic piece of shit. Orchard preceeded to whine about Burner being a evil nazi for years on end, and falsely accused him of grooming Ink Rose.I believe that a presidential election between these two would result in Joshua Burner winning all 50 states, and Lily Orchard only winning Washington DC. Burner is your typical centre-right conservative Republican who is charismatic and likeable with clear values. Orchard is so toxic and has such baggage, that she appeals to nobody except for extremely online authoritarian leftie weirdos. She is seen as a crazy authoritarian degenerate who should not be trusted with power. Burner is able to turn out the Republican base and sweep independents, while many Democrats en masse flip to either Burner or a third party candidate. Upon losing, Orchard would once again wish death upon all Republicans.Who do you all think would win this election?
>>540892260>Kikes would sweep the kikes!Okay, sure.
Muh e-celebs Kys
>>540892383How is Joshscorcher a kike?
>>540892726What are your thoughts on Joshscorcher and Lily Orchard?
>>540892260I'd vote for Josh if he had the Mysterious Mr. Enter as his running mate.
>>540893936Based
Fuck Jerry Peet
>>540894366Yep
>>540892383>muh jews
>>540892726You don't like Joshscorcher?
>>540892260>Who do you all think would win this election?Jews.Same as every election.
>>540892260There will never be another 1972 or 1984-style landslide map. No matter who the candidates in 2028 are, California is going blue and Oklahoma is going red.
>>540892260people still think voting sill change anything?
>>540898764I think you underestimate how bad of a candidate Lily Orchard would be
Josh 2028 in this case. What are his views tho?
>>540892260incoming
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