Typical ostjuden

>>540899501
Btw, a recap:

>be Jason Arday
>claim diagnosed autistic at 3
>claim non-verbal until 11
>claim partial deafness in one ear & being taught to sign by yourself
>claim couldn't read until 18, still leave school w/ two GCSEs
>claim you joined the pro snooker tour at 10, a year before you could speak
>claim you won so much at snooker your mom thought you were dealing drugs
>have the sport's database show just one amateur event, many years later, w/ zero prize money
>claim football academy & a pro career
>have Crystal Palace say no record
>have the real record show tier eight
>claim to have been on Seven Up, a series that first tracked 7 year olds as they grew up
>have it first air 28 years before you were actually seven years-old
>have BBC say you weren't on it, since you're not a time traveller
>claim youths at a bus stop beat you into a weeks-long coma
>claim you heard medics tell your parents to switch off life support
>claim you begged the judge to spare them
>claim they turned up years later as your students, hug them, become godfather to one's child
>claim 30 marathons in 35 days in 2010, the last nine on a broken leg swollen to twice its size
>add an epileptic fit in later tellings
>tell local paper you raised more than £100,000 since you were 17
>claim running 600 miles in six days as your final challenge, when the men's record is 650
>claim it came at the same time as a stroke
>have no race time on record anywhere, because why bother
>have nobody in the ultra world ever hear of you

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>>540899713
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>hand in a PhD on reflective practice w/ 100+ passages matching another student's 2009 thesis
>have 188 sentences come back identical or near identical, including her copy-editing errors
>match a second PhD & two published papers on top
>claim you did it in 2.5 years, working full time, w/ a brain tumor
>claim the tumor was cut out 2 weeks before the viva
>claim a stroke after the surgery
>claim you turned up & remembered nothing at all
>claim one supervision meeting in the whole doctorate
>get the PhD anyway

>publish a paper claiming focus groups w/ 32 black & minority students
>have the quotes match an epidemiologist's quotes
>have structure follow his too
>lift quotes into other papers & pass them off as interviews you conducted
>get a correction, not a retraction b/c well. . . .
>delete 18 of the 31 quotes
>get full chair at Glasgow
>tell TEDx crowd you've raised over £5m by age 36

>claim you were once watched a teacher tell a boy who wanted to be a concert pianist to aim lower
>retell sort in 2021 w/ the boy as a would-be astrophysicist
>retell it again in 2023 as your own & experience & open a Ch 4 film w/ it
>be youngest black prof in 900 years, and at Cambridge
>get BBC radio series on loneliness
>claim 70% of Brits live below the breadline
>be voted number 1 in the Disability Power 100
>collect honorary degrees from Solent, Anglia Ruskin, St Mary's, Westminster & London South Bank
>say you raised millions for 70+ charities
>claim a Palgrave book called Being Young, Black, and Male
>have Palgrave say it was never published

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>>540899745
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>claim water points built for WaterAid across SA & Africa
>have WaterAid webpage titled "Why we don't send volunteers abroad"
>list yourself as a visiting prof at Glasgow
>have Glasgow say “nope”
>list yourself as a visiting pro at Ohio State's Office of DEI
>have no record and have that office turn out to have shut in 2025
>have Birkbeck say no record of your master's
>have Nelson Mandela U say the adjunct post ended
>get a second paper corrected 2024
>tell a funeral directors' convention in New Orleans the ultras raised £5m alone, but no record again
>be named on more than $10m in UKRI & NIHR grants
>write to a minister claiming knife threats, assault, spitting, rape, & death threats, plus bananas, bullets, corrosive substances, & mutilated animals
>photograph none of it for some odd reason!
>claim a masked man w/ a knife cornered you in the faculty twice
>show up on no CCTV either time
>tell nobody AT THE TIME

>>540899777
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Things left out:
>claim u learn to read when your future wife shows you phonics at a sports shop
>have 332 stray apostrophes in your thesis
>hear your faculty head tell the BBC you're the best in the world, but the best at what?
>water your old "hate mail" claim down to just harassment once lawyers get involved w/ allegation
>soften tumor from cognitive harm to maybe-visual between proofs
>date the beating claim to 18 , make it 4 teens now, & then exchange the coma for seizures
>turn "remembered nothing" into a wiped memory & a thesis relearned from scratch
>say your parents were told to put you in a home, & they refused to do so
>claim in book pitch that you also had testicular cancer, but later turn that to 2 brain tumors
>say in book pitch you were in a bad car crash & had a 3-month coma, then drop it from book
>shift the suicide attempt's timing & the attackers' ages between pitch & the book

Sauce:
>https://nitter.poast.org/Smirkley/status/2088444565061505257#m

>>540899501
why the fuck are you censoring the word race? zoomers shut the fuck up

>>540899713
>>540899745
>>540899777
checked
>>540899813
yea when youre black or a jew youre immune to critique, you can do and say whatever. i wouldnt even call arday a particularly good conman given your info

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Bioleninist bros... not like this

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>You may saaay, I'm a dreame-ACK!

Funeral for a friend, grifting his enablers even from hell

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>>540900537
oops

>nitter.poast
autistic incel freak

Demonic eyes.

he looks like a fag

>>540900619
whats a better alternative