>Anyone who kills or captures and hands over an invading American military personnel will receive a reward equivalent to $30,000 or 5 billion tomans from the Islamic Republic of Iran's Army," Hatami said, using an informal unit equivalent to 10,000 Iranian rials.>"Courageous Iranian women who carry out such an action will receive double the reward," he added.I might go mutt hunting myself, earn a few Reals.
>>540908071>be iranian>get blown up at record rates>spam 100s of missiles and drones>kill 6 zogs (whatever the number is it's still hilariously low)>get your navy completely destroyed>get your missile capability completely BTFO>get 5 levels of your leadership BTFO>but we can still win>30kthat's it? lmao
>>540908071I am praying for a ground invasion. The 4k footage of burgerkikes being minced is going to be glorious.
>>540908258why coping if winning bigly?
>>540908302I don't think you comprehend the position you're in. You're coming with us Nigel.
"Do what you love, and you won't work a day in your life." Charles Dickens
>>540908258>Be circumcised burgerkike >Continually go to war for your eurokike convert masters>Get embarrassed at every turn>Spend hundreds of billions>Don't affect Iran's capabilities by even the slightest metric>Too scared to let your mutinying navy anywhere near the strait>Operation to retrieve uranium ended with dead mutts and downed aircraft The American century of humiliation started with 9/11.
>>540908258There's at least 1500 dead MuricansUnless Muricans are somehow immune to all kinds of physical damage
>>540908071We will pay youpinkie promise
>>540908258Hormussy status?
I just hope US won't go for a ground invasion. I like the burgers and dont want them to die.
>>540908384LMAO If you say so, half man. We're completely broke after COVID and propping up the kike hive in Ukraine. The kikes in the government will never be able to sell us joining the kikescapades in Iran.
>>540908258Thomas Massie himself said casualties were at 1500 just a week into the war. But keep believing the fairy tales pete cuckseth tells you lol. Iran is raping and humiliating the US army to the point israel is scared to attack Iran and trump called off strikes over 3 weeks ago meanwhile Iran keeps destroying ships, and using their proxies against saudis to blow their oil fields and mercenaries kek
>>540908551Well i hope they do and get absolutely fucked by drones.
>>540908572>1500 after just a week>Over 5 months in alreadyThat's a heck of a lot of training exercises Do you even have enough osprey for that?
>>540908071That's the cost of winning bigly and miggers aren't tired of winning yet. Can't wait for the webms.
>>540908071I legitimately think people are so upset with americans these days, that a ground invasion would immediately open a parallel meat business, with people selling the heads of americans in exchange of money. Mercs love that shit, and even the average Joe grows balls and tries their luck whenever the offer is money for american scalps. It was the same in Fallujah.Something about the americans makes the most isolated, most shut-in NEET become brave like Rambo if it means the promisse is to fight the americans.The USA really needs to review its foreign policy. 'Antagonize all of humanity, prop up AI and Israel' is not winning them many allies.
>>540908727I would buy an American zogbots head for $400
>>540908071thats enough for like 300 bridesand i dont mean hags
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>>540908258kek lookit all these browns you ass blasted, a master baiter you are sir
>>540908071>30k usd is the same as 5 billion irani bucksThat doesnt sound good
>>540908258Iran is shockingly weak tbqh. I expected more capability from them.
>>540908071That is really something....it will attract bounty hunters like honey flies....muricans are now really fucked up. They don't even will know who hit them before they are dead.
>>540908071I live near an airbase and could use the scratch
lol what are they gonna pay you with?
>>540910055Melania Coin and hamburger buns
>lol
>>540908657our troops were specially trained to defeat drones with improvised mops. plus we have our own drones
>>540908258The amount of Iranians killed in this war have already been surpassed by the amount of american soldiers that have committed suicide this year alone due to ptsd
>>540908071thats higher than a private salary
WE WONMAGA!
>>540908071Sounds like honest work
>>540908258>pay double for gas and more for everything else because Bibi, Adelson and Kushner wished it soThats the problem. And it happened all over the world.
