Hello, I'm here for the job interview
>>540915500>have you had sex>yes i do orgies and bondage everyday>finally a non incel, youre hired
>>540915500You’re hired
>>540915500I wonder what the Aliens think about these specimens
>>540915500Depends if the job interacts with potential customers or not.
>>540915500What makes someone want to be a demon? Church rape?
>>540915584Probably considered an abomination unto The Lord thy God
>>540915918same thing that makes men cut off their dicks and put on tits.
>>540915500This is exactly how I imagine leaf posters look irl
>>540915500we demonmaxxing now
>>540915918There is a whole parallel society of satanists, newfriend.The media tells you it don't be like that. But it do.
>>540915500The irony is this dude would still be more competent at any job than a woman or a DEI hire. Just train the freak and he's a star (unless he suddenly decides to off himself).
>>540915500Is that the new US press secretary?Doesn't look too bogged but maybe it'll come with time
>>540915994I was looking for a good Canadian meme of what I imagine Canadians look like, was unsuccessful in finding what I imagine leaf posters look like but now I’ve got all these Canadian war SpongeBob memes that I’ll never get to use if I don’t post them now.
How does a retard like that even get money in the first place to look like that?
>>540915500If he can work a phone I'd hire him just to make the karens uncomfortable
>>540915500Our new BASED right wing podcaster? You're hired.
>>540915500Legit mental illness. So sad. The amount of trauma a human had to go through to wish to see a completely different person in the mirror because they couldn’t stand to see themselves. I wish I could give younger him a hug
>>540916570Obviously he already has some sort of job and is more successful than 90% of the board and most definitely the OP
>>540915500I can't get over the fact that these freaks actually tattoo their eyeballs. Fucking gross.
>congratulations Mr. Demonfreak, I'm sure the first graders will be thrilled to have you as their teacher
>>540916663I'm sure the circus pays really well.
>>540916687Some of them go blind from it so there's that
>>540915500This guy has loads of disposable income. The OP shills 4chan for rupees. Who do you think is worse off.
>>540915500Wow the new quake expansion looks crazy
>>540916068Yes but they don't look like the LARPer in the OP
>>540916732Or maybe he's a wizard on a CNC. Who fucking cares? He's obviously doing fine for himself financially.
>>540916687There was a girl in my hometown that got her eyeballs tattooed by a freaky looking dude. They got really fucked up and dude ended up killing himself eventually.
>>540916800Stop fucking sucking this guys dick, shitskin. Stabbing holes into skin isn't particularly expensive
>>540916861I'm a shitskin now too? Yeah everyone knows how shitskins do this all the time You dumb fucking troll faggot. You stupid moron. Go somewhere else and try harder.
>>540915500We had a recruiter bring in a systems engineer for a preliminary interview. I sat in front of my director’s office. Even with the door closed, I was able to hear a one way conversation of>the applicant didnt have front teeth. >Dave, you got tonget me guys with teeth man c’monlmao. skim pickins. This was back in the 2000s.
only made possible by the closure of government mental institutionsnow we pay these nutjobs to roam free>t. my dad works as and manages a care facility / agent and personally takes care of at least 3 nutjobs who need constant supervision
>>540915500Sure thing. We're going to do a practical interview with our high power electromagnets over here.
>>540915500Xir, you are aware that working at a high-magnetic research facility requires all jewelry be removed before your shift.
