Why does UK politics have this weird thing where its party representatives are unserious mascots like Count Dracula, rainbow big-mustache man, or a silly inflatable arm circus guy. Is politics just not a serious topic over there?
>2026>nukes proven useless>tanks proven useless>tomahawk missiles proven useless>aircraft carriers proven useless>NATO proven useless>tariffs proven useless>checks & balances proven useless>niggercattle politics proven useless
>>540923938Aren't you the ones with the FAK YU guy?
Malaysia has 5 Prime Ministers over the past 10 years
Ever hear of gringots wizarding bank anon
>>540923938US has Vermin Supreme that runs for president stillWe have the Dance Party, the party that never keeps any promises, the Rhinos many more
>>540923938>trash canYou mean a bin. The clue is in the fucking name.
>>540923938It’s their pathetic cope since WWII left them completely emasculated, broke, without empire and without a real democracy. They’ve been doing it since at least the 1960’s. It was parodied by Monty Python’s ‘Election Night Special’ in 1970https://youtu.be/666OKm08fRA?si=_fxZMeWFQ9pJ9Nhh
>>540923938Because British comedians are the only reputable product of Britain left.
There's a party here called the None of the Above party due to the way ballots list the candidates with ridiculous parties at the bottom and in 2018 they almost won a few elections
>>540924054>the party that never keeps any promises"The" implies singular but this applies to no less than 6 parties
>>540923938so UK found a buffoon who makes Trump look like a genius, sad
>>540923938Better than furries as moscots.
>>540923938Allahuakbar!
>>540923992>tomahawk missiles proven uselessSo the school girl strike didn't happen? good to know.
>>540923938>34 candidates>Only 2 got votes>A clown>a dude who wears a bin on his headWhat is going on in the UK?
>>540924444So are the schoolgirls the ones beating the US up in the strait now?
>>540923938I don't know, but political discourse in Britain is more aggressive than anywhere else. When I think that our politicians or media have gone too far in shit-flinging, I check some UK news.
>>540923938Is it time to elect a new PM already?
>>540924529Farage was being investigated for taking donations from a Thai expat. If he is found to have broken the rules and gets suspended, there could be a recall petition putting his seat up for election.Because he's an idiot, he thought it he resigned it would end the investigation, then he could just run for his seat anyway and then his record would be clean. This isn't how it works.So given it was an act of idiocy, the main parties all decided not to contest it leaving Binface as the most well-known candidate other than Nigel.The investigation into Nigel Farage started at 9am on the Friday, 3 hours after the result was delivered.The parties will stand proper candidates in the second election for his seat if there is a recall. As a result of his stunt all Nigel has done is look like an idiot and because he had to pull all his money and activists out of Manchester, Burnham was replaced by his hand-picked successor.
>>540924554No, they are dead. guess that makes those tomahawks effective.
>>540923938uk politics are all theaterthere's only one rulerNigel was trying to make a point by losing to a trash can, but won instead. it's all rigged
Amusingly the reason Farage made such a bad decision was because the only person he asked was "30p Lee" a fellow Reform politician known for being a knuckle-dragging imbecile who hadn't read the rules properly either.The reason for this was that Nigel doesn't trust anyone else in his party, its fairly obvious someone at the top is leaking like a sieve and trying to fuck him so they can take over. A Tinker Taylor Soldier Twat scenario.Most people can guess its Tice and Jenrick working together (he left before he was thrown out of his previous party for scheming like this). Financial stories that will come to nothing were leaked about Tice shortly after the Farage ones. Anyone who has watched Murder She Wrote or Diagnosis Murder can figure out the game being played. Nigel is of course baffled.
British people deserve to be extinct. The sheer number of "FARAGE IS A BAD GUY" posts I see because he said criminal shitskins who murder people need to leave proves to me most british people need to see their kids get stabbed in the face, brutally.
>>540924529>>540924554Ah this is the exact post I was seeing on twitterYouYour the one who needs to have your kids shoved in an oven
>>540923938I'd take Count Dracula Mc Bin face over the equally cartoonishly but actually evil billionaire pedophiles that want to see a two thousand plus year old Jewish prophecy of armageddon come true by backing Isreal.
>>540924748>So given it was an act of idiocy, the main parties all decided not to contest it leaving Binface as the most well-known candidate other than Nigel.Why wouldn't labour or tory's want the seat? All Farage has done is proven that the voters don't care about donations because every party is at it, and that the institutional parties have no chance.
>>540923938Is this a promo for that one trash jrpg?
>>540925418If London were nuked it would certainly be an improvement
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>>540924276haha
