Have we been lied to about coffee?
>>540928587yes and no.
The coffee shitting thing is just psychology I'm pretty sure. It only works in the morning and I only need to smell it. Both point to it being a psychological reaction rather than a physiological one.
>>540929088why would it psychologically make you want to shit?
>>540929088Coffee is considered a laxative
>>540928587I was just thinking>is coffee good for youIs this just an elaborate shitpost?
>>540928587>That's why you immediately shitOr maybe you're just a weak faggot with IBS
>>540929150Because you shit in the morning anyway. Coffee stimulates the nervous system which primes it to create an association.>>540929215>Coffee may have laxative effects, inducing defecation in some people within minutes of consumption.[193][194] The specific mechanism of action and chemical constituents responsible are still unknown, but caffeine is likely not responsible.I can attest to the latter, as I usually drink decaf but still get this effect.
I think it’s a diuretic and maybe a bit acid on the tummy, you tend to drink it on an empty stomach therefore the effects start to be absorbed while the coffee drains into your guts thus giving you the runs. This is my epic theory
>>540928587Yes, you should use nicotine instead.
It’s bad for you because it’s dry. Yes, that’s it. Good water isn’t tainted, and is needed for your body to work properly. Adding things to water like sugar causes your body to use it as if it was normal water, only the function cannot be properly fulfilled because of contamination. It causes you to shit because it’s food retards, eating any food causes you to shit. Beans are food. The idea of it waking you up or being a laxative are pure pseudoscience from confirmation bias.>wow look at this huge shit I took!!>omg thanks coffee!!!!
>>540929037Kill yourself immediately
>>540928587>CortisolLiterally just take it with a sweetner like coconut sugar, it completely blunts the cortisol spike and makes the coffee pro-metabolic.
>>540928587YepCoffee is poisonall you need to drink is water and milk
>>540929037Drinking 3 cups of coffee a day is ridiculous.
>>540928587Is spanish coffee good for you?
>>540930242whynotboth.png
I quit coffee yesterday because I always drink too much and it makes me jittery as fuck. I also quit drinking alcohol. I hate my life.
>>540928587Coffee makes you shit? This is the first time I heard this I drink coffee everyday.
>>540929088>I only need to smell it.This happens to me most mornings too and my wife doesn't believe me. The feeling usually hits before the coffee is even done brewing.
>>540928587Coffee gets maxxed because it makes normies work their jobbies faster and harder for longer and for the same pay.Regardless of it's health effects, this should tell you everything you need to know about coffee.
>>540928587Gateway drug? When am I moving to harder drugs? I'm 40.
>>540929088It's because it increases circulation in the gut, which promotes shitting.
>>540928587>that's why you immediately shit
>>540928587> immediately shitmaybe fix your stomach don't eat that much slop. Coffee has been a thing for millennia don't buy into the shitty western snop culture and you will be fine.
>>540929088nah, coffee and a cigarette are the ultimate laxative
>>540930526Your liver enzymes are weak. You can supplement them by smoking tobacco with your coffee. Look into CYP1A2. It’s why people keep telling you that smoking is bad.
No, except by woo woo new age hippies who think literally everything is poisonous and anybody who disagrees with their shower thoughts is bought.
>>540930471Quick question, I need to know before I get a boner, are her nipples pink or brown
>>540928587I only drank tea and coffee since I was about 10yo. I've only drunk water occasionally. When I have no tea or coffee. Which is rare. Maybe a glass of water a year. I sometimes drink milk when I have a hangover. I drink a fair bit of wine and beer. I'm over 50 and I'm perfectly fine.
>>540928587>don't take coffee and your life will be betterCretin.If you have the luxury of not needing 12 cups a minutes just to be functional, then you are effectively in the top 1% richest people on Earth.Of fucking course your life will be great. Coffee or not coffee is unrelated to that.
>>540928587I hate coffee. Smells yucky and every shop is a coffee shop these days. Junkie shit
>>540929037It doesn't really have "benefits". Those are hormetic effects, meaning that at a certain dosage a toxin can have secondary effects that can be beneficial. This concept of hormesis is how people have tried to justify the "health benefits" of plant foods especially seeds for a long time. In reality they're toxic and we're just talking about justifying a low level of stress and inflammation in return for situational benefits like vasodilation or adrenal stimulation etc. The OP is right that people would overall be healthier if they didn't consume any of this stuff and if anyone tries to sell you hormesis as "health" or "nutrition" you should run a mile.
>>540928587>>That's why you immediately shitIdk why but this is very faggot-coded.
>>540928587roasting is shit. many effects attributed to coffee exist only because it is roasted like coal.for example coffee inhibiting absorbtion of vitamins when taken simultaneously.it has the effect similar to activated charcoal.>have we been lied tothe roasting effect is always ignored, it is always blamed on the bad caffein, because they stupid/have an agenda.
>>540928587Fresh, hot dick is an entry level drug.
>>540928587> pfp looks like a retard > probably has crystals for "healing">talks about health with no qualifications> it's bad to take a shit, you must live full of fecal matter > doesn't realize that the body purging a toxin is watery diahrrea for 4-5 bowel movements, you're not purging anything you just drank or ate with one bowel movement>muh minerals(if you eat healthy it's impossible to be deficient)>muh cortisol(completely normal levels unless you drink way too much) we need a solution to these attention seeking health scammers, maybe arm the CDC?
>>540930821Well, it's clearly not true because every second shop is a coffee shop and the town isn't full of people shitting. (Except for the jeets but that's cultural, not coffee)
>>540930828I roast chicken. Is this not beneficial or should I eat it raw?
>>540930788HA yeah, there sure are some HOMOEROTIC effects of drinking the powdered nigger bean emulsion, faggot.t. 0 caffeine
>>540930635I do smoke tobacco. It’s the only vice I have left
ITT: druggie copego cold turkey on coffee and see if it's not a drug
>>540928587It should be obvious for anything that you build tolerance to, because you don't have to tolerate anything that is good for you
Coffee is for goyim to deal in the real world
>>540930648Pink
>>540930990Drugs also don’t cause terrible withdrawals in reality, that lie is used by addicts to attempt to use more, doctors prefer it because it allows them to prescribe more opiates Quitting coffee is easy retard, it doesn’t stay in your system for 24 hours either, you would never “withdraw” after you took the shit two hours later
>>540928587i love coffee, but it's a drug and not healthy. i only have one cup a day, and once a week i go without it to clear my system. also you need to have a mineral rich diet to make up for the minerals that coffee leeches from your system.
>>540930990>>540931025Jews are 100% right. Start making money from them
>>540930361>It’s bad for you because it’s dryIt's literally 99% water unless you are talking about eating coffee grounds>Good water isn’t tainted, and is needed for your body to work properly. Adding things to water like sugar causes your body to use it as if it was normal water, only the function cannot be properly fulfilled because of contamination.Do you just drink distilled water then?
>>540928587Everything is poison if you overdose, and nothing is poisonous if the dose is small enough. There's an amount of coffee that's good for you, and an amount that's too much, and you just gotta find out what your limit is and stay underneath it. Mostly, it's like Yujiro says, you can't only feed your body the best and cleanest food because then your body will become fragile and a little bit of poison will totally fuck you over. Your body needs food AND poison to really be strong. Plenty of motherfuckers go all in on that healthy life and eat organic and take vitamins and exercise every day, and then they get hit by a bus. It's not like if you just eat healthy enough food, you'll be immortal. You gotta eat some donuts and pizza and shit every once in a while or else the only life you'll prolong is one that's not even worth living. And you'll still fucking die like a stupid asshole, you'll just die regretting all the cookies and cereal you didn't get to try.
>>540929037>listening to (((AI)))Lol. Lmao. ROFLMFAO even!!!!!
>>540930648Her dick is big
>>540929088smells are physiological you fucking retard>Yes, smell reactions are fundamentally physiological. When odorants stimulate the olfactory epithelium in the nasal cavity, signals are transmitted via the olfactory bulb directly to the brain’s amygdala and hippocampus, bypassing the thalamic relay that other senses use. This direct neural pathway triggers immediate autonomic nervous system responses, including changes in heart rate, blood pressure, and skin conductance.
>>540931156So do it. Don't sit here talking that good shit. Start with 2 weeks.
Coffee is a psychological placebo. It exists to make you believe you need to shit.
>>540931360This. Coffee was identified as a neurotoxin in the late 1800s. Only idiots still consume the boiled Jew.
I drink coffee almost every morning, have since I was like 18, and have never had to “immediately shit”. I have a second cup at some point and then I’m good. Anything beyond a second cup is retarded.
>>540929037>ai slobyou know that googles ai takes it info from reddit right?
>>540931057Based on this picture I'd say they're brown. Notice how there's no hint of pale/pink discoloration in her armpit area.So she's a disgusting mutt fetishizing race because of her own racial insecurity and basically I don't have a boner anymore.
>>540930576Work it, make it betterDo it faster, makes us strongerMore than ever, hour after hourWork is never over
>>540930788You're a fucking idiotstuff your bullshit up your own asshole
>>540928587Never understood this shitting thing. Never had an urge to shit after drinking coffee. Must only affect faggots.
Are (((((Swiss))))) people the real jews?
>>540930788That's not what hormesis means you donkey
>>540928587He's right you know
Coffee is not a family wrecker like weed, alc, uppers, downers, cigarettes or whatever. It's the mildest jew drug and yes, the studies are funded by big coffee jews.Just cycle coffee. I use it for the three coldest months and it's the only drug I use. Fuck zio and its judeo-christian cattle allies.
my dreams became longer and more vivid after i stopped drinking caffeine now i don't feel like nights r wasted, since i'm experiencing several movie length scenarios
>>540928587>attacking cacaofaggot.
>>540931914Drinking coffee on an empty stomach does that
>>540928587caffeine gives me shortness of breath/panic attack
>>540930526Just drink decaf. Half the benefits of coffee actually come from the other shit in the coffee bean besides the caffeineIt's actually better for you than tea ison the other hand if you really want caffeine but can't stand jitters, drink tea instead - most teas containe L-theanine or something like that which counteracts some of the stimulation from the caffeine and keeps you calmer.I used to get jitters from caffeine until I started drinking it regularly and reduced the concentration to my own taste. I do about 15ml grinds per 1 cup in the coffee machine. My coffee machine does 8 cups, so I add 120ml of ground coffee to it. (the recommended amount is apparently 240ml but that is way too strong for me)I'm girly so I have a lot of cream and sweetener with my coffee instead of trying to stomach it black (I prefer BWC, big white coffee)
>>540932205>>540931914the majority of people experience something like that. Nothing to do with faggotry. >>540931995yep, sleep is just worse on coffee.>>540931956he's right, you're not.>>540931336I think we're conflating things here. Straight up poison is always bad, there's no hormetic effects to be had. Ingesting Plutonium or acid is just retarded. The body just gets injured in a bad way.A healthy life gives you the right amount of mild stresses which the body will then use to regenerate against. Athletic stress, social stress, nutritional stress etc. Maybe coffee provides some of these, but then it can also presents you drawbacks you won't bounce back from so easily, like brainfog, needless addiction, stress hormones etcetera.
>>540932412>Just drink decaf. Half the benefits of coffee actually come from the other shit in the coffee bean besides the caffeinedecaf is the most retarded option because they use chemical poison for something which might arguably okayish (which is what we're arguing here for and against).
>>540930901Eat it raw.
>>540928587kek, little nigger has shit genetics and has to take a poo-poo after drinking coffee, cute
>>540929037Gemini and ChatGPT just repeat whatever they find on reddit.
>>540929088>The coffee shitting thing is just psychology I'm pretty sure. I've only had coffee like 3 times in my life, and I am pretty sure I immediately had to shit before finishing the cup each time.It's definitely not just psychological.
>>540932600oh bullcrap, yeah they used hexane to extract the caffeine, hexane though is volatile, it is removed through evaporation.and nowadays they use supercritical CO2 for the extraction.
>>540929088Coffee is a diuretic.Many foods are diuretics.Look it up.
>>540932548Stress is just the body mobilising resources to do stuff stress in normal day is normal living but chemically induced is aways bad because your body is under going some process and in the end it aways to detox it because it creates chemical imbalances (for a shortwhile because we are healthy) that imbalances disrupts our thinking process(from caffee jumping straight to conclusions) and emotional regulation(from caffee too manic). You cant cheat nature. Stress is not used to regenerate anything. Resting gives the body the signal to regenerate.
>>540929037AI faggot
>>540930523A cup of black coffee and a Marlboro is all I need for breakfast.
On the upside I like how much coffee and chocolate makes me cumOn the downside it makes me kinda nuts
>>540930471FYI that's a fake ig account
Why put anything in your body that has very little to no nutritional value?>muh tasteThere's good tasting food and drinks that still has nutrition in it. This is why i avoid soda, alcohol and coffee. Only exceptions might be candy or fat food every now and then. All offset by extra exercise and a cleaner diet afterwards.
>>540929566>you shit in the morning regardless of if you have coffee or not>coffee makes you shit in the morninglol
>>540932746Retard shiting bad things out has nothing to do with "genetics" . You just have a malfunction of it or on delay because your body is under too much stress be it social stress or toxins one. Prideful morons aways takes pride in hurting themselves.
>>540928587You guys shit yourselves after having coffee?
>>540928587I believe this to be true.Never drank coffee me entire life until last year. I noticed, that I had to take a shit after every cup, had worse sleep, worse skin, and despite the often sour and bitter taste I despised, still drank it every morning, sometimes a few more cups during the day, as if I a an addict.TLDR No, coffee is not good for you.
>>540933237Based.
>>540933245Drug addicts are coping. Nothing special because they never felt the nature joy from real satisfaction (from nutrition).Friendy tip for anyone reading and trying to better their life follow primal diet by aajonus.
>>540928587It's really addictive, and when you stop drinking it, the still constricted blood vessels suddenly relax, which causes terrible migraines.
>Entery levelHaven't moved past it, maybe I have no ambition. In all seriousness I get that it's mindly toxic, but so is refined sugar and sneed oils. I just wanted something I eat or drink to deduce my stress and coffee seems like the most harmless.
>>540933340Coffee is a stimulant so it's bad for you. Think of why people drink it. To increase their blood pressure to get them out of bed in the morning. Like any stimulant it is addictive as your body begins to rely on the effects. Coffee gives me blurry vision and hypertension. It also makes me piss and shit because your body is trying to expel the substance in your body. Coffee is something only working slaves drink to get them going in the morning for their work day.
>>540928587any claims that it's healthy i would take with a grain of saltI drank coffee for 20 years so I've got good base experience with it. Generally it definitely raises "nervousness". It's also pleasurable experience to sip on it, so it's somewhat psychologically addictive but a claim that it's very unhealthy doesn't seem right either. It's just a minor stimulant. If I don't drink it I don't feel much of a difference
>>540931817its not even her u retard
>>540933541>It's just a minor stimulant. If I don't drink it I don't feel much of a differenceYou have to consume over 200mg of caffeine per cup to feel the effects. A typical cup has around 85mg. I drank this really strong coffee and my vision got all blurry.
>>540933093not quite. If the body is accustomed to regular stresses -which it should- you can effectively outsource stress hormonal cascades. Waking up with coffee isn't bad "because extra stress". You exchange your own stress procedures with a different cycle resulting arguably in less stress.>>540932871As a former coffee binger, I can say with certainty that decaf was poisoning me. The amount of brainfog was off the charts, your mileage may vary. It's like with the bowel movement inducement. Some get it some won't. I was in your camp, denying my very own bodily, empirical facts>it's just one harmless extra treatment pass in coffee factory!until I started to experiment with different (decaf) coffees. One of the worst and most pernicious globohomo nutri lies is the supposed reductionist ease. >don't be ridiculous, it's just one insignificant chemical process!Yeah but we're talking about potentically tens of thousands of molecular processes at the same time. One extra step can change everything. And it oftentime does.Do you think seed oils are as healthy as seed oils?
>>540929215If you're a little bitch
How fucking weak are you that coffee makes you shit instantly?
>>540933642Huh? What kind of cope is this? I found the picture in /pol/ archives under isabel peralta
>>540933228It's real in my brains
>>540933655I drank 200mg and more. Took 400mg tablets too, as a preworkout. I think I drank like 1000mg coffee once, cause I felt like my heart is going to jump out of my chest.I didn't mean I don't feel the effects. I meant i don't notice much difference in my mood or how my body worksbut I should probably cut it out of my life for a while. I always drink coffee with two tea spoons of white sugar. 2 or 3 a day, that's like 25g of sugar daily
>>540931817>tattooInto the trash it goes, shame
>>540929088Coffee stimulates the bowls and unironically making you poop faster also prevents colon cancer
>>540930990this, usually takes me 3-4 days of non-functioning brain, headaches+inability to focus.once I'm out after couple of weeks even decaf gets me high af.
>>540929037Holy shit neck yourself ASAP you retarded AI nigger.
>>540933958its a fake instagram account you idiot
>>540934137Let me guess, made by filthy commies like me to discredit the beautiful, White, Aryan waifu?
>>540934181whatever you wanna believe, fag
>>540929037You’re absolutely right. Here’s why your more nuanced opinions on coffee are totally heckin valid and why first post — best post.
>>540933245>you would eventually fall asleep whether you take sleeping pills or not therefore sleeping pills don't make you fall asleep>your headache would go whether you took headache tablets or not therefore headache tablets don't make your headache go awayEtc.How do you remember to breathe?
>>540928587I never drank coffee for 30 years, I started only with my first serious long term job. I enjoy it personally, and I don't feel bad for now
>>540934250
>>540928587Tea is the true White man's drink. Get yourself a strainer and some organic tea leaves, add a splash of organic whole milk, and contemplate the glory of the British Empire.
>>540928587TRVKEI tried to get into coffee due to the propaganda but damn that shit makes me exhausted and generally illI'm thinking that Normgroidcattle that praise it as a performance drug are just deeply drug addicted zombies , not unlike how alcoholics stopping alcohol makes them wholly non-functional due to tremors.Don't fall for the toxic goyslurp bros
>>540928587>Pic full of shit.I've drunk coffee many times, I've never had to shit immediately after. ever. I haven't even seen any studies and I can tell you OP that your pic is full of shit.The only thing I will say is don't chug coffee. Just have one a day if you feel the need, two at most. Anything more and you're just fucking your heart from the caffeine. And stay away from energy drinks, they're a fuckton worse than coffee.
>>540929088I only need to think about coffee and liquid feces comes spraying out of my ass across the room
>>540931817>no hint of pale/pink discoloration in her armpit area. What?I have pink nipples but I don't think I have "discoloration in [my] armpit area".
>>540928587Stop giving these Literally Who's credence you fucking homo.
>>540934318>you'd fall asleep anyway, sleeping pills just create an association
>>540934453Me neither. But our skin is natually pale and not olive-brown-tanned like hers.
>>540934364holy shit youre retarded. im talking about the pic of her in the thong from the fake instagram account.
>>540928587>Just be a joyless self improooooverFuck you
coffoids are insufferable
>>540934537Lmao, is coffee THAT fucking incredible? It’s a little sweet. So are pennies. You walk around sucking on pennies all day just to PWN THE RIGHtOIDS?
**sips coffee
>>540928587It dilates the vessels.>hur dur it makes you shit cuz toxin!
>>540934509Ah ok, that I can believe and won't even check/dispute, nevermind you being as articulate as an ape.
>>540929088I’ve mostly given up coffee and drink green tea now. Sincha, sencha, Gyokuro, or matcha. It’s based and red pilled.
>>540930913Are you insane?
>>540934679you should try mixing a little green kratom with your matcha
>>540934679Aren't matcha's caffeine levels comparable to coffee?
>>540928587There's no supplement for sleep and you can't get good sleep on a fucking (((work))) schedule, so they shill you to drug yourself with the coffee jew.Caffeine is a toxin, plants developed it to kill bugs that try to eat their leaves and beans.
I tried coffe once.It was like drinking mud.No idea what the addicts see in it.
didnt read, dont care lool. still gonna enjoy roasted beans and roasting jews. Total Coffee Supremacy
>>540934850>t.
I've been drinking coffee since I was 5
>>540934838They are, so is Gyokuro. They’re both shade grown green tea. But they also have a lot of L-t which reduces jitters. My main reason for the switch is that I think it tastes better than coffee. I like resteeping the tea multiple times, I like the little kyusu and teacups. However, I did notice I sleep better at night too.
>>540929037Literally kill yourself. You cannot think for yourself. You cannot research for yourself. You're a useless golem.
>>540934850CoffeCücks are on the same level as Weedheads in making consumption their whole personality >DOOOD I CANT LIVE WITHOUT COFFEE XD>DONT SPEAK TO ME UNTIL IVE HAD MY COFFEE XDDD>IF YOU DONT DRINK COFFEE ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN XDDDD>NO THANKS, I'LL HAVE COFFEE XDshut the fuck up BeanSlurp Golem
>>540934947eat shit and withred and rotting plant garbage you fucking teacel. the coffienated will inherit the earth!
People getting mad at this post are bots or NPC's without a soul. Dude just asked a question. Must be demon season. I imagine there auras are gray. Probably still looking for their soul glow. Maybe listen to some morphic fields to remove that Archon attachment lol.
I used to drink the equivalent of 6-10 espressos daily. Gave up caffeine at the start of the year. Headaches lasted 3 days. Initial cravings lasted a week. Within 2 weeks my mood was significantly more stable, motivation returned, sleep massively improved. It then took a further 6 months for the voice in my brain to stop saying "ok, this is great and all, but when are we going to go back to coffee/caffeine". 6 months until the actual addiction was eradicated.Caffeine is powerful stuff lads.
>>540934587great pic and I agree we deserve all that hate.
>>540935385I think I would have a harder time giving it up than nicotine. I use snuss occasionally, haven’t used it for months and don’t think much of it. I think I could probably for caffeine but don’t have the will power.
i prefer sanka
>>540935489ayo pass me a zyn bruh
>>540934379Red Bull is so tasty tho
Coffee is fine as long as it isn't excessive, you drink it black without the sugarheeb, and you brew your own at home and aren't some retarded $8 a cup coffee fag.Drinking a cup of coffee every morning is certainly healthier than sitting on your ass gayming 16h a day with zyns in your rectum.
>>540936074>healthier than sitting on your ass gayming 16h a day with zyns in your rectumthis attack feels personal
>>540928587Moderation.Health freaks are just that, freaks.Clinging to living 3 years longer, by worrying about every single intake. Pathetic way to live.
>>540931817what does it feel like to lick a girls armpit? please be extremely specific in describing the taste, texture, temperature and moisture content.
>>540935307Coffeeslurpers and Weedsmokers are the same in their zealous defensiveness of their vice. You are right to call it demonic possession, there must be truth to that, otherwise they would be better so fanatical and aggressive about it
>>540930608Yeah exactly this. I drink coffee before hitting the gym and it's the only thing I consume in the morning except for maybe a small sweetener on the side. I hate eating in the morning but I also need energy for the gym so I just drink some water and coffee. I also gotta lose fat and coffee seems to do a good job at supressing my appetite. This is only when I can go to the gym in the morning. I'm not gonna drink coffee after 1 PM but the only good thing about the summer is that I can work out early.The person who made that comment, the one OP showed, is retarded. Probably one of those "EAT NOTHING AND DRINK NOTHING THAT'S BEEN 100 METERS NEAR A FACTORY" kinda health gurus that probably don't even follow what they preach.
>>540930990You could literally say the same thing about water or air.
I like the boost of energy I get from coffee but I mostly enjoy the turbocharged dump I take after drinking it. No lie, I just expelled last night's remnants with little effort but maximum pleasure.
>>540930636This. I saw through the bullshit of these clowns fairly early after hearing their shit. They also like to talk about big words like "processed" that makes you wonder if they even know what the word means.
>>540930788>seeds -- toxicHahahahaha. Are you that guy above who only drinks coffee, tea and alcohol ,and is happy he's alive at 50?
>>540929037Why are cortisol levels such a big deal lately? I mean, I personally am fat and unbothered so I don't understand. What's everyone so stressed about? Like just stop caring. That's what I do.
>>540930990Takes a week or 2 to get off coffee. Symptoms are fairly mild. If you KNOW it's a mildly addictive drug, you'd realize that those are withdrawal symptoms.
>>540931025>Coffee, sugar and alcohol is for goyim to deal in the real world So that goyim work extra hard 12 hour days, and then die young before they can get to their pensions. Coffee, alcohol and sugar are population control tools . >not for jews , for euro globohomo kings
Coffee straight up reverses liver damage. There was a study that said 2-5 cups a day increased lifespan by 10 years on average.
>>540937290Other things , less addictive, can reverse liver damage.>. There was a study that said 2-5 cups a day increased lifespan by 10 years on average. Hahahahaha NO. Likely faked. Coffee plant consumes all minerals from its soil , they whole soil needs to be re-fertilized. Coffee does the same, it flushes vitamins and minerals from your body .American diet is already nutrition poor, already low on vitamins and minerals. If you drink coffee on top of that, you'll very quickly show signs of vitamins and mineral deficiencies that are common only for old people .
>>540937119>Why are cortisol levels such a big deal latelyWe're bombarded with information and social interaction when we evolved to live in groups of about 150 people, picking berries and occasionally hunting. That's my guess anyway.
>>540930555It's your brains internal clock working, smell coffee time to shit, it's the same reason people almost piss their pants at the toilet, see a toilet I'm supposed to piss
>let me purge this "toxic" substance by letting it pass through my entire digestive tract No you retard, your body's reflex is to feel nauseous and vomit.
>>540929037The cortisol spike can be beaten by consuming a slice of butter of about 25 grams.The second risk isn't universal, I know many people who sleep on coffee.The third one is a skill issue.
>>540930469American coffee is brown water
>>540937119Cortisol is one of those core foundational causes for many problems, including obesity.Why do people get fat? Because they develop heart and vascular problems, and because they overeat.Why the HV problems? Stress can be one cause.Why the overeating? Stress can be one cause.When you've treated every other symptom and cause, and you're still barely losing weight, you need to look at stress as a potential cause.The thing about stress is that in this gay world, anything can cause that.TV, music, online news stories, the radio, literature, just seeing people around you.Too much negativity in all of them. Negativity stresses people out.So does an overabundance of caffeine.
>>540928587False gay & kikey
>>540929037>melanoidinsfuck you, nigger.
