https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-17/coles-and-woolworths-to-test-facial-recognition-technology/107045036https://archive.md/wip/Y3uKY>colesworth are using ice to ice youbut that's only if you shoplift
>>540928598Does it work on abbos?
>>540928718I asked this question in a previous thread and apparently it does but also there were concerns about the [abo] cohort being the target of increased law enforcement operations so it is very much reaping what is sown
>>540928780They stopped doing the wall of shame at IGA because it was all abos. Even on Facebook groups people get asked to take down shit because "le golliwog is having a mental health crisis on colonizers front porch"
Aussies are massive cocksucking, bootlicking faggots. You honestly deserve to pay for your own replaced
i think they've been doing this for a while. when buying produce at self checkouts, a staff member has to verify an overhead video of you weighing it.
>>540928912They have but not openly that is just product assurance tensor stuffWhat they want to do now is have a database shared with the feds of your biometrics likely paired with whatever id is on the database this is why abos like cash and often don't have any form of id
Any cunt remember taking the large, oval 'seedless' sticker off a whole watermelon back in the day, say late 90's, and just putting it through the checkout like it was a regular one? They looked identical.Those were the days. I 'member. I fuckin' 'member. Filled many if not all of them with white spirits.
>>540929152Safeway/Woolworths.Fun fact: random cunt was stabbed and killed with hunting knife few feet away years earlier. Someone claimed the seven-figure reward decades later.
Thread reminder that by posting in this thread you denounce the talmud.
I did my 'tism assessment and she kept asking me to interpret boomer phrases and now I feel especially retarded. I'm not going to get gibs or anything it's just to get a full understanding of myself and it's free so fuck it
I denounce the talmud and colesworth's high prices. It's time to fight back.
>>540929504What were some of the boomer phrases ?
>>540928598Must be Ian.
>>540929633>>540926744
>>540929645So he was the caller.
Dunno if they'll pick me up cheekily putting fancy bananas thru as normal ones...t. know that of the checkout monkeys at muh local quite well - he fucken hates doing the self serve as all he does is flit from register to register swiping his id, keying shit in and whatnot. he reckons he'd much rather just be a checkout chick. Apparently they never give the self serve shifts to the jeets or chinks as they're so shit at it.Fuck me it's been nearly 3 yrs since I first did this. I memba the smartarse cunt trying to take credit for it until i told him I had the gimp xcf file for it with metadata... Funny he went real fucking quiet after that.
>>540929633>>540929645>>540929754https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-17/brisbane-man-charged-with-historic-sexual-assault-offences/107045290?
>>540929558>the best thing since sliced bread>burn the midnight oil>pull your socks up>catch the sunThere were about 10. The only one I got was 'takes two to tango'. Some of them seem so cultural that how the fuck is anyone meant to know what 'catch the sun' means
>>540929771McDonalds have a 5 page document on every goyslop consumer who uses their app. What do you think the local colesworth will do with this kind of tech? Start shopping at your local IGA or whatever doesn't have this shit.
>>540929537I heard about that on my favorite true crime podcast. I listen at .75x speed to make sure I remember all the fun facts too. What are your favorite true crime podcasts... my fellow australians??
>>540929803No it's not this. Nothing shameful.
Vaxxies are in melt down after Hayden dies from the suddenly and Queensland reports lower vaccination numbers.
>>540929771Fuck (((Colesworth)))One of the interesting things of passporting isnt just the cheap local streetfood, its that Western shit thats imported is still cheaper than the same shit in Straya.Even international shit like cans of Coke&Fanta that should be price set in Atlanta are usually about half price.Let alone the funtaxx on booze and ciggys.
>>540929343Did anyone help the guy out with a hard gaping?
>>540929879>suspicious ships spotted of Australian coast>sudden outbreak of bird flu Why did the jews do this? (Progamertip: It's another global pandemic)
>>540929927Yeahnab its copypasta bullshit.Shitcunt reckons he's a poofter but pretends he doesnt like getting fucked in the arse.That's like saying youre a Wog who doesnt like spag bol.
>>540929943if you shoot your unvaxxed seed inside of Ava, you make her devaxxed (she is already unvaxxed).
>>540929848Butchers and fruit shops anon, it's called butchers and fruit shops.b.b.but muh slop shhhhh butchers and fruit shops.
imagine being australian lmfao
>>540929986>just fuck a tranny bro
>>540929984Bro, you're a homosexual jew memeflag. Why do you keep coming to our threads? Why do you think you belong here?
>>540929633well done unfortunately Bradley is no longer with us
RBA-MOMMY COOOOOOOOOOM
I'M FUCKIN' MAD ABOUT DEM BEANS.
>>540929986Does she let you 'qqyINsM' in her?
>>540929879Greencunts wanted to jabby all the Fairy Penguins to save them from the BirdCoof.Before they can catch them all one of them karks it.They cant jabby the rest in case they already have mild Coof and the extra Jabby suddenlies themNow they have to kill them all before they infect the chooks - thats what they did to chook farmers last BirdCoof so fairsfair.
IMMA GONNA ... QUANTATATIVELY EEEEEEEASE>>540930114
>>540929984>Yeahnab its copypasta bullshit.hh.
>>540930114> PENGUIN PROGROMkek
I want interest rates to go up to 19% to kill every fucking millennial cunt that shoved stuff up their arse, voted to give women human rights, votes for more jeets.FUCKING KILL THEM ALL.
>>540930203Hnnnngggggggggggvggg
>>540930109>challenger appears
>>540929986Ava never took the vax.
>>540929845Yeah that is depression era shit
>>540929845You must not have been boomer-read to, ever, or watched Burgo's Catch Phrase reruns methed off your dial afternoons 5:30-6:00pm weekdays on Nein. Those examples are easy ones.
>>540930203Kek then Divviescunt would be making more off his cash than his genius investments.I keep a sly coupla dozen Ks in an (((account))) for opportunity buys and its raking more than cunt's divvies.
>>540929845>>5409295043 sleeps 'til Christmas
>>540930509divvies retard is literally pay hundreds a week to earn $5 a month, $15 a month by the time he is retirement agethe cunts retardation knows no bounds
>>540930624Something soon?
>>540929869I'm thinking the 12,000 phone calls would be more like it.
>>540930671nah, it means you are always awake because meth/stimulantsto be fair, that was a tricky one
>>540930732Kek
>>540930732The feds want me to get wet
So is that part of the 'tism assessment just a meme when the phrases were cultural? The next one I do is practical. 20 items from my home and 1 book and she asks me to do things via video call as she watches.
>>540930104WHAT THE FUCK CUNT $2.49 FOR BEANS!1!! This country is fucked!!!1!
You will never make a successful multicultural society. You have no integration, you have no unifying culture, you have no harmony. You are an economic zone twisted by an internationalist clique into a crude mockery of an ethnically homogenous White federation. All the diversity accolades you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, ethnically homogenous nations mock you. Your ancestors would be disgusted and ashamed of you, your descendants will laugh at your illogical behaviour long after you're dead. Young White men are utterly repulsed by you. Dozens of years of failed diversity initiatives have allowed younger generations to sniff out diversity hires with incredible efficiency. Even mixed-race people that seem “competent” look uncanny and unnatural to a young White man. Your inability to engage in hypotheticals is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a competent White man to work alongside you, he’ll start quiet quitting the second he gets a whiff of your incompetence, laziness, and special treatment. You will never have a good economy. You wrench out manufactured GDP figures every 3 months and tell yourself growth is going to be infinite, but deep inside you feel the crumbling social trust creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - government debt will accumulate, inflation will get out of control, productivity will sputter, and your country will balkanise. Niggers will break into your offices, elated and relieved that they can fence some computers to buy food. They’ll start squatting in your government office to stay warm, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know another failed multicultural society was attempted there. Your government will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy are mixed-race abominations and unnecessary infrastructure projects. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>540929845Should have told her one of my fave old aussie phrases, it's about women:>If they didn't have cunts we'd throw rocks at them
>>540931092I'm a polite flower.
4chan sucks now
Women shouldn't be allowed to get tattoos
>>540931092Yep, and Troons are still surprised cunts throw rocks at them.
>>540931179Always did, newpoofter.
>>540931197Should men be allowed to get tattoos really? They ate mostly tough stickers for manlets/insecure men, they are basically twinks which is equivalent to a woman.
>>540930800>the dog
>tattoos
>>540930309
>>540931235Fuckup cunt
>>540931267fucking would go some marching powder right now fuck
>>540930939I just got back from the shop and while I was their I over heard a daughter ask for a stringy cheese stick and he said "when I next get paid".A fucking cheese stick.
AHHHHHH!!
>>540931395I know a bloke that will let him cut a few strings off him if he can have a go at the daughter. Might bump into him down at Logan Central Tavern.
>>540931479no joke he got banned from a cheerleading club for trying to rape little girls.
>>540931395>Daaaaaaaad you dumb cunt, how about you cancel some of those subscriptions you're paying $150+ a month for but have completely forgotten about?
>>540929848They're obviously going to index and catalog the data and sell it to suppliers - who's buying their products, average age, if they have kids at the checkout, etc. As usual the government will be 2 steps behind for 5 years, there'll be some big news story bringing it to national attention and they'll have another ACCC commission that will amount to a slap on the wrist fine and fuck all consequences.
>>540931373>fucking would go some marching powder right now fuckJust ask your cashed-up neighbour for a chunk off the brick. Shit is everywhere.
>>540931583What the fuck is this?
>>540931583Give us QRD. Can't be as good as this cunt that threw a bowling ball into the roof at the bowling alley in Frankston and set off the sprinklers. Ruined all the fucking lanes kek. Legend.
>>540931698>>540931716This tranny in Nundah tried to rape children at a cheerleading club.
>>540931654Yes mate. The story about cunts shoplifting is a lie. The only people that really shoplift are people that have fuck all and no judge is going to prosecute stealing food. Like fair it is probably common now with the price of living but I still don't think there are enough people doing to justify it.
>>540931698>>540931716A local MP even promoted him.
It's part of becoming a dystopian society. Glad I live innabush but still really not immune to this shit.
>>540931827Bro wtf
>540931395Imagine this cunt having the gall to talk about a father and his daughter given his background with his own son who he's never given a cent to.As if you'd give your kid something worth $5.>no son, I've got to buy more divvies.>shut up and eat your mince and carrots.
>>540931827Like it's fucked but idk I'm high and drunk so you're going to need to be succinct about what the actuals allegations are. I'm a rape advocate so I'm sorry if I couldn't really make out what the issue is.
>540931827Your obsession with this tranny is even more disturbing.
>>540931920>dysphoric adult male having a ped on the cun
>>540931891Oh no that's were you are so fucking wrong. I bought Noah everything in the world UNTIL paternity came into question.>>54093192038 year old man tried to gain access to children by joining a cheerleading club as a transgender.
>>540931959I'm also a domestic violence advocate. Fuckup before I glass you bitch.
Of course the kike rushes to defend the pedo.
>>540932046hmmm
>540931960liarretardedlazy-eyeddeadbeat dadwelfare scabhorrible neighboursteal some rope and hang yourself
>>540929848Imagine if someone got one of those "terrorist" masks and go through their facial recognition.Think someone in the US did that already."Sir we have 20 sightings of this terrorist in Coles but he was in Afghanistan 1 hour ago".
>>540930138>sniffa the footy>which one has the cupcakes inside it>chooses the one with the cupcakes>takes it away
>>540931960Logan city tavern cunt is fucked. It thought he was just a knockabout lad.
>>540931891>sensiblechuckle.jpg
kikes absolutely seething because one of their pedo mates got taken out.
>>540929915They're both utter dogshit supermarkets imo.They'd rather treat the customers like criminals than just hire more store security for the occasional idiot running with $100s of groceries.Imagine paying upwards of $10 more for groceries because of the supermarket "brand chain name" just lol.
I'm going to put a dandruff care segment in next month's issue
3 weeks sober lads. Ive done it.Also... we have 1 immigrant coming into the country every 56 seconds.
>>540928598Only if you get caught. Don’t get iced it hurts
>>540932243My scalp is already feeling less inflamed. Does it work that quick?
>>540932288I'm worried about you hoss
>>540932288My scrum has dandruff wat do
>540932214liarretardedlazy-eyeddeadbeat dadwelfare scabhorrible neighbouryou already have rope and already tied a noose and took photos of it like an attention seeking woman
>>540932319*scrotum
>>540932319You have an excess of yeast feeding on your ball oil.Get some medicated shampoo and run it into your balls. The burning means its working.
>>540932319I normally give unsolicited medical advice but I'm wasted bud. I might lose my medical licence.
>abo kids are neglected/abused>get taken away>REEEE , sorry business, stolen generators!>abo kids neglected/abused >bail on situation, sleep rough>die in a skip bin mishap>REEEEEE, why wasn't kid and family supported?!https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-17/inquest-into-death-of-boy-in-industrial-skip-bin-at-port-lincoln/107045488It's a really sad read but fuck me these cunts play the victim jew-tier.
>>540932319>scotum has dandruffYou sound like a neck fucker, mate.
Which one of you poofters got bolstered on nangs and left the empty on my lawn
>>540932487Blowing up balloons cunt. Fuckoff.
aaaa tru blu
>>540932256well done m8I just jumped off the wagon the last few nights but I did about 4 months sober before these nights
This is a mockery.
ZOMBIE!!1! ZOMBIE!! ZOMBIE!1! AHAHAHAH https://youtu.be/95HqlWRFrAk
>>540932625Have you ever tried jumping off bridges? Do a flip x
https://youtu.be/AZ4ykjjtLNgCan he be stopped? No he cannot.
>>540932847I have
>540932796>This is a mockery.
>>540932988why mate
>>540932965You'd be a good dad mate. Save that one to show the young bloke.
>540932965ignoring it won't change the fact you're an attention seeking woman>ties noose>takes photos>posts on internet for attention Pathetic nigger.liarretardedlazy-eyeddeadbeat dadwelfare scabhorrible neighbourdestroyer of landlord provided housingDid you forget all the shit you've posted?(yes)
>>540933016The ex partner left me the 9/10 blonde with the awesome personality
>tonight, on the cuckroy and dyke show...
>>540933016I know a bloke that does it just to waste police resources. Idk if i buy it but yeah either way cunt do a flip. Making loved ones cling to samsara because you would miss them is a you problem. The only thing that stops me is the possibility of being reborn as a nigerian. Being born white in this era is still a great blessing.
>>540933196based, we should all be wasting Government resources, they're going to jeets anyway.
>>540933143It's over for jews. 90٪ of the next generation fucking hates you. Children are protesting the most homosexual party in the country. Homosexual jews stand no chance. You will be spat on in the street. Return to pissrael.
>>540933268oh and single mothers who keep going back to abuse chad and cries when he gives her another clip around the ear for being disobedient.
>540933278>oh, so you noticed my mindless drivel?>too bad, that means you are a jew now!weak dyke-tier argumentfuck a divveis dick, faggot
Seems like someone is having a bad case of the mondays.
Get it up ya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_xlwVzn7WYThe word "diverse" means "fewer White people".100% diversity == 0 white people.
>>540933827It is the way they say Muslim and Islam which gives them away
What does shatgpt think an Australian child will look like in 33 years? I wonder. Please burn free tokens on this should you choose. I may.
Gays breed by touching children.
>>540934087Australia will be brown.
>>540934294Fuckoff brown dog
Couldn't work out why this thread was alive, then checked the IDs. Kek.
>>540932329>you already have rope and already tied a noose and took photos of it like an attention seeking womanpost image I missed it.
I live just to spite your personally.I'm alive because of you.
>>540934294That AI pose is fucking strange. And that future kid is likely finna get stolen.
Get a dog up yahttps://youtu.be/xEx147n9G1A
>>540934502Brother what do you think happens when the fucking bow dips into the ocean for the first time 800m offshore? It's not that they aren't bringing the women and kids, it's just that they are first little cornflakes to go into the milk hey bigfella.
>>540932046>a domestic violence advocate.I also advocate for domestic violence.Most slutts need a good touchup every so often.
tell me the shit that's about to hit the fan..>>540929845you're a couple short of a six pack cunt
>>540934753You can't beat women enough (i have tried]
Vaxxies go in the bin. (General waste not recycling thanks x)
>>540934409I initially thought it was Ian pretending to be skitzo then realised it was the retarded faggotI'd estimate it was 3 retarded doxxable events ago. Going to search with aus/pol/ and ian and something along the lines of "you won't do it" and other encouraging hatespeech white australia posts I made. I don't believe I was namefagging.
>>540934671I'm sorry I ever doubted you, goatherder.
>>540935388It's GOATherder but you're welcome beta. When I say it's my pleasure I meat it x
>>540935154I'm your dog's new Alpha, goat betanus.
Just sucked 3 dixks
>>540935560The faggot kike never ceases to astound me.
>>540934409My White gut is telling me it was roughly during the bin mince glass tard jars revelations.
Anyway I am off to bed, see you cunts in the morning.I'll bake if no one else has.
>>5409357643rd biggest homosexual bottom sticker merchant in south Dandenong mate. I fucked him on jail. I wasn't that tough though I had to line up behind 14 other blokes
I'm over the target
Reminder that poorfags SEETHE they cannot obtain these stickers.
>>540935815>>540935872I have a new advanced system to maximise freezer space.Are you raging because your uber jeets doubled in price?
>>540935920If you buy stickers from this merchant your home address or po box will end up here.
>>540935864Tomorrow I am making my famous chilli tuna, kabana pasta for lunch.
>>540935862>Anyway I am off to bed, see you cunts in the morning. >I'll bake if no one else has.This is the kind of attitude a lot of you(se) boys need to have. Like divvies(PBUH) said you(s) are not a currency. Nobody will remember you(s). You(s) can't take them with you(s) when you're gon(e)
Nice reflection, retard.
>>540936036Well spotted big fella. I can see it.
>>540935815>>540935872If you buy a bulk pack of mince like that, have you's honestly never divided it up and frozen it in 500g portions so it lasts? The glass jars are abit uneconomical and would take up far too much space , but my families always done this, especially if it's reduced
>>540936148500g portions. Really.
>>540936036You won't do shit.>>540936148This place is riddled with reddit zoomers who only know uber jeets and subscriptions and think anything is worse than letting a brown person touch your food.
>>540935945>>540936036Dude it's the Pyrex containers that make it seem retarded, just get some freezer bags
>>540936224This is the dumbest reflection ever. It's not even a reflective surface. It's fucking mince. The thinks he can see you in a packet of mince. Like i said he doesn't understand how reflections work. Most animals can figure it out but he has the same IQ as a budgee.
>>540936262No thanks.The issue he has is he thinks I should cook > freeze > defrost > reheat instead of freeze > defrost > cook.He's a fucking retard.
>>540936413Microwaves vibrate the water molecules
>>540936413Let's do a hypothetical scenario Mathew. What are your plans after the power grid fails, assuming that you're still alive when the frozen sweet potato starts to drip. Drip. DRIP. DRIP. DRIP. Out of your freezer and the water starts running down the trolley tracks you put in Cheryl and Gary's wooden floorboards?
>>540936205Most recipes call for 500g it's the sensible size to freeze individually>>540936224I don't doubt this, went through Macca's the other night>order 50 cent cone>Zoomer at window has EFTPOS terminal sticking out window>flabbergasted when I give him $1>"You're right to drive down">"I didn't get my change">*zoomer processing*>"Oh sorry" *fumbles in cash drawer*>"Is two five cent pieces okay?">"It's a 50 cent cone, I gave you a dollar">*blank stare*>*processing*>"Oh um, I don't have 50 cents, I'll get it from the front">Looks at me with contempt as he hands my my ice creamThey truly are something else, overly confident yet borderline retarded
>>540936523I don't own a microwave they deactivate your rectal chakras .
>>540936612wise I live in my car and cook potatoes on fires I make in national parks
>>540936608Would you feel that 500g of protein was a suitable portion if you came to my house?
You would be happy raising kids with a pajeeta gf.
>>5409365961. Energex will compensate you if the power goes out long enough for your food to spoil.2. I lose the food and have to buy it again.I don't live in a 3rd world state like Victoria were your power can go out for weeks and the Government will just be like "here's 10 reasons why have no power is good for the enviroment."
>>540936608>They truly are something else, overly confident yet borderline retardedThanks
>>540936413Yeah cooked food doesn't need to be frozen, leftovers go in fridge and eaten by end of the week, shrimple
>>540936710nigger
>>540928598this happened to me once, my dad filmed it an put it on tiktok and all of his boomer friends and work mates laughed at me and tagged me. it got 200 likes including the girl i have a crush on.
You're both fucking retards confirmed in this very thread and in these last few posts. Amazing work, gentletards.
>>540936608>order 50 cent coneAnon, you paid more than that in petrol waiting in line.
>>540936710ye maybe
>>540936748I don't think energex compensation will be your biggest concern after 5 days with no power man. You need to prep way fucking more than you are. We have 15 days of diesel left. You're either a smart feller or you're a fart smeller.
>>540936874The latter obviously.
>>540936707Yes because if your doubling up on a recipe to feed a large family you'd thaw out 2 bags you moron
>>540936913If i was going to thaw out 2 bags cunt I'd be sticking me dick in your mum and your grammy
>>540936710Surely you can see the 500 filters she is using? Indian women are some of the ugliest in the world and their vaginas smell like literal shit.
>>540928718>>540928780Wtf is an abbo?
>>540936148Usually I would simply steal more to account for what I waste in electricity by not using up all the freezer space at home.Short answer: steal more, others pay.
>>540937037You are going to make it
>>540935631Im White, youre probably brown and gross
>Northern Territory Police say they were forced to use pepper spray on a group of armed men during a violent clash in the remote community of Wadeye yesterday.>Police allege officers were pelted with rocks, window louvres and metal bars, with one person allegedly firing a compound bow and striking a police car with an arrow.Gubba.https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-17/wadeye-unrest-nt-police-rocks-bow-arrow-pepper-spray/107046694
>>540936840And I would have paid 50 cents more if I didn't pull up broccoli head for not being able to mentally halve a dollar
>>540936874Son I have slept in a nest made out of palm tree leaves and woke up covered in huntsman spiders. Idgaf if shit hits the fan, I'll thrive in that environment.
>This is the dumbest reflection ever. It's not even a reflective surface. It's fucking mince. The thinks he can see you in a packet of mince. >what happens when society fails>i go to shop buy food
