>just watched The Passion of the Christ
>>540935625Then you must understand now that it is an ancient Jewish tradition to eat your sacrifice and that being the wafers and grape juice every eucharist. Rather than a child, its the literal Son of God.
>>540935841i never ate the wafer and wine
>>540936107Ah right youre all Lutherans.
>>540936357But wait arent Lutherans supposed to eat the wafer and wine, the flesh and blood of literally God? I thought most Christians celebrate the Eucharist
>jewish fairy tale thread
>>540936448it happens, but usually old people do it when they get scared of death
>>540935625you should watch Chosen, pretty awesome
>>540935625>my jewish movie industry gave me christ slop!Did they show the part where "Jesus" gets circumcised by a rabbi, in accordance to Jewish law within the Jewish community which "Jesus" was born? Luke 2:21 for context. Why would "Jesus" get circumcised if he wasn't Jewish? Why do Christians desperately try to portray their Jewish messiah as non-Jew? And Christians have the exact same emotional trigger as Jews do, when you merely notice their Jewish patterns>you hate christ for noticing! you're antichrist oi vey! STOP NOTICINGsame as >you hate jews for noticing! you're antisemitic oi vey! STOP NOTICING
>>540935625the last temptation mogs that gibson slop
>>540935625OK Mohamed
>>540936702Why would Americans get circumcized if they aren't jewish?Jesus did suffer from their hands more than once.
Yahweh = satanJesus' God= the true God
Yahweh is not the same entity as Jesus' Father
Apocalypto is better
They're maps back home
>>540935625Why?
>>540935625It really do be like that
>>540935625>>540936535https://youtu.be/cV7VVfZmU2s
>>540938097lel
>>540935625My buddies and I went to see this in 2004. Someone knocked over a shitload of popcorn right as the serious part of the movie happened and everyone was really emotional in the audience. Kek he just started cracking up
Watch this next then.
>>540936954You're an idiot
>>540935625Peak of comedy
>>540935625First bdsm?
>>540946061kek
Apocalypto was better
Christians enjoy watching their victim god get tortured and killed in the most humiliating way possible.
Chridtianity is about bdsm
>>540935625Spoiler alert:He comes back. Yeah, total ass pull I know. It's lame as fuck. But he doesn't stay back he just vaguely mentions he will be back again and then never comes back again. Wtf are these writers smoking...
>>540946332They had to retcon a bunch of things to explain the changes they made mid season.
>>540937170>why would God send himself to the mortal realm to experience the human struggle before being sacrificed by those same struggles?Gee, maybe it's because he's benevolent or something.
>>540947366>Bald people can no longer summon she-bears to maul children who laugh at them for being bald Did God realize that power was too OP and had to nerf it or something?
>>540935625what was the baby Satan was carrying meant?
>>540935625Mel Gibson Passion is pretty brutal ngl
>>540935625Do you feel it?
>>540935625>>540935841The Passion is a roman catholic propaganda piece for the eucharist and the movie itself is full of luciferian imagery.its not a biblical accurate film. Mel Gibsons handler was a Jesuit.
>>540936932Yahweh is God, Jesus literally means Yahweh saves.
