The world has just witnessed a once-in-a-lifetime solar eclipse, dense and intense meteor showers… and Saturn appeared crystal clear for all amateur astronomers.All at the same time.Just another coincidence?
>>540937241This can't be real
>>540937241i used to have a glow in the dark solar system on my ceiling as a child, this looks to be the same image quality
>>540937301Nepalese astrologists are talking about planetary alignment and a big happening in two weeks.
>>540937413It looks like ai
>>540937241>once-in-a-lifetime solar eclipseLiterally my fourth one kek
That explains why I have been feeling so communicative and assertive lately.
>>540937301It's real, but it's not a planet.
>>540937301do not disagree, if you know, you know
>>540937241Once in a lifetime has lost all meaning during my lifetime.
>>540937241>once in a lifetime
>>540937413TWO MORE WEEKS!
>>540937241nothing ever happens, several years ago one USA town experienced TWO FUCKING solar eclipses one after another and nothing happened.
>>540937241it's called summer
>>540937301Pronouns she/her
I didn't ever bother to watch that shit.Who gives a shit about le space rocks?If it doesn't earn me money or if I can't fuck it, it's none of my business.
>>540937877Dear human, you are physically limited to 5 senses. Just because you are numb to all other vibrations doesn't mean nothing is happening. May this information find you well.
>>540937607Then what is it schizo boy
>>540937241>Just another coincidence?well, seeing as this all happened 5 days ago...I would say that yes. Yes, this is a coincidence.
>>540937241It first started on 06.06.2026.666, literally the devils date.
>>540937413Nigga nobody here can read your brownoid scribbles
>>540937241>Solar eclipses happen on Earth 2 to 5 times each year. However, a total solar eclipse only happens somewhere on the planet about every 18 monthsRetard.
>>540937241>Just another coincidence?NoIts called climate change you backward science rejecting MAGAts
>>540937241Who'da think this stupid little planet would be the cause of 90% of the world's problems?
>>540937241>once-in-a-lifetime solar eclipseNo it hasn't. On average there's a total solar eclipse once every 18 months. It's just rare for them to happen over any one particular place. That was the second one I've seen.
>>540937301Get a telescope brother and look for yourself. This one looks like a 4 to 6 inch.
Saturn says "you guys are gay"
>>540937241why is the ring broken?
>>540937301yes, your father satan is imprisoned there, that's why there are rings around it.
>>540937241And if that wasn't coincidence enough, my tv remote I had for years broke.
>>540937241Spooky
>>540941594Shadow
>>540937241You can fucking calculated that 1000+ years in advance you fucking retarded nigger fag. This is not some retarded So-yance
>>540937241It always does. Planets are pretty big. Jupiter is just big enough that it doesn't look like a perfect dot to people with above average vision. Uranus can be regularly seen with the naked eye, it's just impossible to tell from a background star. This is not unusual.
>>540941594Samsung phones aren t that good, anon.
>>540937301Itsrael
>>540937464It looks like a sticker.
>>540937745deep
>>540941532Saturn flew over my house.
>>540937241Solar Eclipses happen all the time. The Perseids happen every year. And you're a fucking idiot.
>>540942142>Jupiter is just big enough that it doesn't look like a perfect dot to people with above average vision.Bullshit. Venus has the biggest angular resolution, but it's still way too small for the naked eye.
>>540937413>Nepalese astrologistssubhuman brown people getting access to white spaces through the internet has been a catastropheyou should be beaten to death for believing in things like astrology but I guess than when you have the IQ of a golden retriever or a pig it's hard for you to tell what is science and what is nonsense
