I hope Mr. Shekelstein sees you and notices your work. Maybe at EOY he'll give you a nickel raise.Thank you all for contributing your tax dollars to ZOG and stuff that ZOG does
>>540938873We must continue dunking on them until they learn.
>>540938873What are my fellow neets doing productive for themselves today? I think I'm going to go tear out a wall in my kitchen.
>>540938873based. the zog have been banging on my door about unpaid gas & electricity bills. I didnt answer, some wagie is writing handwritten letters or some shit. I will legit just burn it down and kill them if they come inside, not my problem, get your own damn neetbux wagie.
>>5409391141. Gym2. buy an infused joint (Orange twist)3.Smonk it4.play viya5.read a bit6. crank the hog7.apply for jobs I'm not qualified for to show I'm looking for work8.crank the hog9.sleep the wagie mind cannot comprehend self structured days
>>540938873thanks. Mohammedenjoy living on taxpaye rmoney until someone burns your home
>>540939300jokes on you Dieter I'm white
>>540939234>the wagie mind cannot comprehend self structured daysNope, if they could they wouldn't be wagies in the first place.
>>540939355this is truechecked
DO YOU HEAR ME SHLOMO IM NOT PAYING SHIT, FUCK YOU, FUCK BABYLON, TRY AND DO ANYTHING AND THIS HOUSE IS GONE, AND YOULL HAVE TO GET ME ANOTHER BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING KEK
>>540938873i took today off.>I hope Mr. Shekelstein sees you and notices your work. Maybe at EOY he'll give you a nickel raise.yes they updated us on bonus funding through q2, it's on track to pay out at 150% of target which means my $20k bonus should be closer to $30k.
I'm self employedTry it, homos.
>>540939114Im vibeslopping.Ive ascended for getting up from my bed to check on progress to being able to check progress from my phone.Now I can watch stargate without interruption
>>540939604use that 30k to go self employed until then you're still a wagie
>>540939632either NEET or self employed these are the two paths to enlightenmentall others are wagie pilled no matter how much you're making
>>540939753i work from home and am in middle management. why would i want to be self employed?
>>540938873Enjoy your forties
I “work” from home. So every Monday I rise when my work day is supposed to start and spend the next 3 hours slowly warming up with a cup of coffee before I bust out at a workout and have a big lunch. Then I retire to a book or to paint until the “work” day ends.
Fuck w*geoidsThey are the conductors of their own demise. Then they blame the blessed neet because we actually know a good night's sleep. Also try not to shit yourself retard. No bathroom use until break time which is 2 hours from now >:)
>>540939788I'll do it at your expense too, shlomo. Suck my fucking dick, fuck you
Sup fellow NEET kings. Today I am generating $0.00 tax dollars, eating good, and taking it easy. It rained all weekend so I might go for a walk.
>>540939788Enjoy Hell
>>540939219ultrabased
>>540939788onkel adi is watching you kike, your days are numbered. the world wants TKD and it's only accelerating. the final solution is at hand.
>>540939632>>540939777I'll take this a step further. What you want are customers, not clients. You want to be making, building, creating, growing something or at least procuring a good that you then offer for sale to customers at a price you set. If you're dependent on clients to contract you for work you're still in a way working for others. That's much better than being a wagie, but you'd be better off if you did something completely on your own.>>540939788They've been great so far, Chiam.
Remember that the reward for going above and beyond and working hard is more work.
>>540939788I'm 50 nigger
>>540938873What do you get if you guzzle down sweets?
So when does the system collapse? How do we defeat the infinite money printer?
>>540940806we cant thats the point
>>540940854So we all just get a ration of goybux to spend to keep the system going?
>>540940806>So when does the system collapse? Hard to say, because collapse isn't really the right word. It's more like a slow motion controlled demolition. Don't be mistaken, they want it to crash to, but they want to bleed you dry before they do.>How do we defeat the infinite money printer? You use their fiat currency to obtain tangible usable objects of value.
>>540938873n-no... b-b-but 4chan dot org slash pole promised me there was a big le epic happening!
>>540940936other direction actually
>>540941555Just lie and keep medicaid?>NOO THEY WILL USE YOUR TAXES TO SEE!Just lie who fucking cares.
>>540939114today im gonna start by doing my journaling because i see my therapist and it;s genuinely helpful. then im gonna go pick up trash around my apartment complex for an hour, a thing my neighbors really appreciate and then feed the stray cats. after that maybe some reading and vidya. im trying not to take naps during the day anymore, but one still may happen. theres an art and history museum that i can get in for free with my ebt card, so im doing that tomorrow if its not raining. also gonna make a rice bowl at some point and smoke a bunch of weed
>>540943075>Feeding stray cats Wholesome
>>540939234You plan out when you're going to jerk off? I'm not proud of being a wagie but that's just sad.
I have to go back to work next month, but this is a good reminder to toss in my EI report for those sweet bux. I've been off since like April kek. Same deal every year. 4months work 8 months of govvybux
>>540943075That's nice, anon.
>>540938873I am at home today, anon since I choose not ot go into the office.I did literally 7 minuites of work today
>>540940087>I'm 50What a loser
>>540941694good luck with that one. dont they verify all this shit digitally?
>>540938873Fuck you, Bum
>>540939234>>540940087Based beyond belief
>>540938873ZOG this, ZOG that, how about you get off your ass and do something about it (sage)
>>540944150>getting to 50 without having to workThat's a total win
>>540940087based oldfag king
>>540944084>>540943235part of it's because my neighbors know i get neetbux and can't drive, so i want to show that i am useful to my community as a neet. it also gave me a sort of connection to where i live that i was lacking before and causing me a lot of heartache basically, idgaf if a wagie calls me a faggot, it was heartache and pain lol. then i got to thinking, hey im more useful as the person who picks up trash and volunteers to help after storms or whatever than i would be selling 30$ goy bowls to wagies. also being the weird guy who feeds the cats and picks up trash makes girls a lot nicer to me than before, which was weird at first, but most of the people around me are really nice even if it's mostly leftists, who im actually beginning to not mind bc they don't care that im a neet and see the value in having a cat autist who has the time and cares to make things look nice. also, people see me pick up trash and then they sort of start to do it too. if you do this a pro tip is to get a stick with a spike on the end, that way you don't have to bend over so much. i started by doing it while walking to the corner store for snacks.
>>540938873I work from home. This Wagie shit is so gay but at least I one upped other Wagies who have to sit in traffic. Just need about $100,000 and I can buy a trailer and pick-up truck so I can quit and travel the country. I'm gonna NEET and Goon in the woods. Lend me your NEET energy
>>540940087absolute king shit. people may say you wasted your life, but did you? you have probably read all of the best books, seen all of the best movies, played all the best games, greeted the sun on your time and reaped near 100% of the benifits of your labor. why make 30$ burritos for 14$ an hour when you can spend that hour watching the ducks or finding an antique typewriter to flip for 30$ at a goodwill
>>540944814>people see me pick up trash and then they sort of start to do it tooBased St. Neetious leading by example.
>>540944814>most of the people around me are really nice even if it's mostly leftists, who im actually beginning to not mind bc they don't care that im a neetgenuinely, as a neet, why the fuck would you ever vote GOP or even lean right? you should be lockstep with the lefties
>>540944814I stopped mowing my lawn so my boomer neighbors have to sit outside everyday and watch as it tanks their property values
>>540945283Ya i never understood why neets living off goybux would ever vote for the party that (on the surface) wants to eliminate them. We know Republicans want the infinite money printer going brrr to keep interest rates low and loans flowing
>>540945388 digitsits the weirdest fucking thing. i wonder the same about niggers. what nigger is looking at the GOP and going>oh yeah, theyve got MY back
>>540938873>new NEET cope thread just droppedEveryone, come quick!
Landlord here, I'm sorry but in evicting your mom. Somebody has to pay her bills and you can't and I'm not gonna.. good luck with... Whatever you do. I don't work for a wage either I'm just not a broke bitch like you :)
>>540945283i don't vote and don't really lean right anymore. i'd rather be unaffiliated and make disparate connections with people than join a book club that will never let go that i used to say slurs on the internet. i've seen how you all treat your own when they make mistakes. i don't want to be part of that. one of these days ur gonna drive natalie wynn to jump off of a bridge, and pol would be unironically more normal about than internet leftists. no thanks. maybe fix the whole "driving people to suicide over lapses in social etiquette" thing and i'll think about going to a book club. i will vote for aoc bc i want mommy milkers and she will give tendies
Also I'm increasing rent from $700- 900, unfortunately your $734 government goy bucks won't be able to afford this apartment anymore, we'll need you out in 30 days. Thanks.
>>540945283I can't wait until that Orange Faggot is out of Office and America leans hard left once again.
>>540945718>from $700- 900>apartment Lol, what sort of shit hole are you renting?
>>540945288that's based tho, cats love long grass and it's good for fireflies and bees and stuff. fuck boomers, i hope they all die soon
>>540945585don't worry. landlords will get the rope one day.
>>540945585you will be the first to hang from lamp posts when shit really starts happening.
>>540945806Rural country side bum fuck nowhere town... where else do you think these neets go to afford life? They're like disabled people..
>>540945715>i don't voteyou dont vote for the party that actively wants to keep you in your lifestyle? explain
>>540945909Keep dreaming about your Maoist revolution, will you plan your revolution before or after your bbc jerk off session?
>>540945929How the fuck can you make money off that? You'd need like 20 to 30 units completely paid for. And, then you're gonna need a property management company at 20%, or 30 units will drive you fucking insane.
>>540938873Meets are losers that live in the childhood bedroom with their piss jugs. Me, I only work part time. I work the hours I want and can come and go at my job as I please. I'm leaving my paid off house next week for a 3 week vacay to my paid off cabin in the UP of Michigan for three weeks. I'm going on social security in a year and a half and will vote to have neets rounded up and put into death camps since they don't work. The DSA will demand it.
>>540946222I get money from the government too to help you sorry sucks out in life, I know a thankless job but ts what ts
>>540945715>I don’t vote5 seconds later>I will vote for AOCBack to discord with you tranny
>>540946021lol let me know when the democratic party stops kneecapping candidates who support medicare for all.
>>540945585Landlords are way bigger parasites than NEETs, it's not even close. You do the thing that the wagies falsely attribute to NEETs: Living off the labour of others. You're a leech, by definition.
>>540946577Yeah but I'm rich and you're not
>>540946520i am pragmatic and want to keep neeting. shrimple as
>>540946629You're mainly a failed troll larper that should go to reddit
>>540946577Ok faggot, find a place to live without landlord. In b4 without landlords I could buy a townhouse in the city center for $350 and a pack of gum
>>540945929My parents left me some land. Thinking about becoming a landlord. I understand the plight of the Wagie, but out of spite, I may take the landlord pill and build a home on it to rent to some Jeet. This is an internal struggle.
>>540946629you're rich because you overcharge people for something they need to survive. hopefully someone hangs you from your ankles so the little mexican kids can treat you like a pinata
>>540938873
>>540946515That doesn't make any sense. You said their benefits are $734, not even enough to cover your $900 rent. Even if you have 30 paid for units at $734 or $900 you still wouldn't be making much, after a management company, income tax, property tax, insurance, and upkeep.>>540946341>social securityAre you old or are you going on disability?
>>540946744Booohoooo here's some brainrot kid, enjoy, I'm going kitesurfing and banging some hotties in Thailand
>>540946563ok bro. i think you know how precarious your life is because of how defensive and mad you're getting at anyone who doesnt immediately offer you support and agreement. >>540939777 this anon (checked) has the right idea but you seem to have chosen the path of the welfare nigger, so suffer well i suppose
>>540938873Cheers I’ll do a double wank in the lavatory for ya. Fuck em I learned it from Simeon peg on big train
>>540946810I'm in commercial real estate to, and own business, the neets just pay for overhead
>>540946744>overchargeWhat? I don't even know how the fuck he's making money.
>>540939234morning saar
>>540946813>thailandlmao so lady boys and literal children?
>>540946743Embrace it.. feel all emotion stripped away and only care about capital, money is power.
Bros I'm still in bed looking at the empty trashcans my wife is going to have to put back when she gets home. It's almost lunch time so I'm going to have to put a red Barron French bread pizza in the toaster oven. #5moremin
>>540946726That's not an argument, that's just saying theres leeches everywhere on every corner trying to leech off you, which is true. Good job stating the obvious, cuckboy
>>540938873Nigga why are you awake at 730am on Monday
>>540946959>wants to convince people of his larp>I'm going to thailand like all the other loserboomer sex tourists hurrHuge KEK
>>540947134To get this fucking day started! Sucks it's raining though. It's why I'm stuck here talking to you.
>>540939114Finished my 3rd degree (in a compsci), applying for jobs (on year 2 of sending out applications), selling my stuff on ebay, reapplying for gibs (trump canceled them).
>>540947134I sleep when I'm tired, and I'm awake when I'm not. It's that easy.
Looks like USAID money has found a work around. The neet threads are back up
>>540947251Seethe neet
>>540947365>neet>all his basic needs somehow met>still has all his time to use> 3 degrees > 2 year job searchWhy don't you start a business? Fuck, start an NPO or some shit.
>>540946962I want to....
>>540947470Nope, I'm laughing at your goofy behaviour>today I'll go on /pol/ to pretend I'm a parasite leech who feels comically superior to the ones he's leeching offWho do you think will buy this? Kek. You're delusional. The only thing that would be more sad is if you were actually telling the truth
>>540947535addicted to wagism SAD
>>540938873Press 3 to thank a wagie.3Thanks wagies
>>540947880Neets are bragging about being leech and then when they meet the final boss of leeching they're mad.. make it make sense>Pic is my landlord mobile, Hitler's car
>>540939788Shlomo is right. It’s not a set age, it’s when your parents die. What then? Any white person claiming they just “live on welfare” is lying to you. These programs are temporary, and have an entire apparatus ensuring you don’t qualify.
I get lots of NEETbux now but the lack of purpose is difficult. Figuring out what to pivot into, not going back to my old line of work. Techie faggotry or sitting in front of a screen is off the table for me, couldn't hack that.Reality of being a NEET is that it puts you into a the class of societal dregs. If you're fine with being in that crust of people find your welfare queen GF or go solo and forgo having to listen to that thing talk.
>>540938873I work like 3 hours a day and then play videogames with my cousin for the other 3 hours of work time, comfy as fuck and pays for everything I need, Monday is always kino but not as good as Friday
>>540945288The concept of "curb appeal" os so fucking beyond gay
>>540948472is*not os kek
>>540948377>neets like to believe they are above the wagie but they are just house niggers to kikes
>>540939719Ive noticed that all the neets in these threads have a hard on for stargate and or star trek(me too).I guess its the innate will to explore and understand, and the disgruntlement with our modern world.Wagies/Normies wouldnt get it.
>>540939114bought some rare gardevoir cards
what is a neet and what is a wagie
>>540938873>woke up>took my dog for a long walk>socialized with some other NEETs walking their dogs at the park>had a nice game of fetch and watched the dogs run around with eachother>laughed at all the wagies running eachother off the road trying to get to work on time>made a nice breakfast >espresso, eggs, toast, and a banana>went to the gym>not crowded at all>got right onto every machine>saw my favorite Zoomba bunny>said hi>she smiled and told me not to work to hard today>LOL I won't don't worry>came back home>cooked a really nice chicken with roasted potatoes and salad for lunch>admired my post workout body in the mirror>jerked and blew a massive nut>had a nice bath>checked my emails>YOUR INCREASE HAS BEEN APPROVED>CONGRATULATIONS YOUR ITEMS SOLD>WE FOUND YOU ARE ENTITLED TO ADDITIONAL COMPENSATION>smile>now I'm sitting here enjoying chan and playing some guitar in the A/C>might go golfing later if its not too hotLife is crazy bros. Its like a huge secret to wagies that their life doesn't have to suck and all their misery is self-imposed. Oh well. Someones gotta do all that work to keep society running and it sure as fuck aint gonna be me.
>>540945283>>540945388Cant speak for you burgerboys, but the fact still remains that with open borders welfare programms will inevitably implode and kill it for the neets either way.At that point its just the decision for the lesser evil>No gibs + homogenous society>No gibs + brazilWe as the trendsetters of society just have to make it standart that borders are closed and secured.All the other Utopia shit like nature presservation, animal rights, a right to free healthcare will come sooner or later when we stop babysitting 70IQ lighbulbs and foreskin munchers and their pupeteers(most of the time also foreskin munchers)
>>540938873I have a day off today, ahahahaha!
>>540951093how do you make money
I need to start working out. I started to fuck this fat chick because I was getting tired of masturbating and I swear we eat and drink so much food on the weekend even when I'm having sweat dripping sex with her I can't burn enough calories. It's probably the alcohol. Anyways, life is comfy.
I'm shitposting at work. Paid to play.
>>540939114Went for a nice bike ride. Stopped by a thrift store. Spent $10 on stuff I'll flip for $100 on eBay. Made dinner for my parents to show my appreciation for them allowing to live the NEET (good) life. Will probably do the same thing tomorrow.
>>540938873feel so bad for all the wagies at the grocery store. some of them have been there more than 20 years just stocking shelves day in and day out.
>>540947729You will see that jeets are profitable
