Healthy 17-year-old dies suddenly and unexpected while taking a shower.
You just know the alt-right chuds on this board will claim his vaccination did it, when young people die to random shit all the time.
>>540944215You guys used to be based.
>>540943796Slipped on a banana dildo
>>540943796Snake bite
>>540944215I am not even remotely right wing but pic rel
>>540943796>virgin stache>that messy hairstyleYep, $50 says he never got laid in HS which means he literally died a virgin
>>540945068Post yourself thenLet's see what real male beauty looks like. Or are you just some ugly zoomgroid trash that is projecting like a pathetic, insecure faggot?
>>540945063Your pic proves nothing other than casting suspicion on the FDA's reputation, which is the go-to argumentative strategy of conspiracy theorists (as opposed to actually providing evidence for their claims).
>>540945068What messy hairstyle? He looks okay. Should he be wearing a broccoli head haircut like literally everybody else his age?
>>540943796Thought he was a jeet from the thumbnail
>>540945063Did you read this article?>Plantiffs are seeking 330,000 documents in a single request
>>540945201I didn't get laid in HS either but I didn't die at 17 and had time to get laid afterwards.Life fucked this guy hard he literally lived for nothing if you knew you would die at 17 you would spend your childhood completely different
>>540943796>take shower>slip>dieSave your life, take a bath instead.
>>540945256No it doesn't: the sides look unkept and overgrown, he has random hair strands on his forehead, the hairline looks whack the texture is oily and looks unwashed.You're genuinely a virgin yourself if you see no problems.
>>540943796>tragic accidentyou are part of a deliberate spam campaign to make antivaxxers look retarded. it's not going to work. also if you're reading this, kill yourself janny
>>540943796He was electrocuted due to faulty wiring. There was no safety valve on the water heater box. The family is suing the licensed professional electrical engineer who stamped it, who happens to be the mayor of the island. He stamped it two years ago, while he was still mayor. My guess is he was making money on the side by stamping things without really taking time to check the quality of the work.
>>540944215So much this17 year olds collapse from heart problems all the timeEspecially since 2021
>>540943796Damn cold showers keep killing people
>>540945308is that supposed to be a lot? I thought the Epstein files were like 2 million pages.
>>540943796Thats a rough 17Looks like a 40 year old cab driver
>>540943796/pol/ is still living in 2020?yes, people die all the time, retards
>>540945736especially since some fake soccer death database surfaced, which turned out to be a russian psyop. notice how soccer players are no longer dying in droves?
>>540945628Greece is corrupt as shit so probably.If you search "Suicide shower" on google images you will find many bad exposed wiring jobs for shower heads in the Dominican, Mexico and Costa Rica
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>>540945823They had 500 reviewers, 400 DOJ staff and 125 special lawyers working full time for 3 months to do that man.
>>540945597>deliberate spam campaign to make antivaxxers look retardedwe don't need a spam campaign to make you look retarded, you already do that on your own
>>540945628>>540945975>>540946094the brazilian shower contraption was my first thought
>>540946249Yes isn't an anon here spamming the Brazilian suicide shower pic
>>540944215he probably thought the N word to himselfStruck down by God for his hubris
>>540946100so they can't do that for something that affects the entire world rather than just the cool kids club in America?
>>540947001The FDA gets 12,000 requests per year and has continually had their funding slashed. The Epstein document release was authorized by an act of congress and cost billions of dollars.Congress isn't going to authorize special funding and hiring a team of 1000 people to fill one guys massive FOIA request. Maybe he should make smaller more targeted requests they can fill.
>>540945063he was like 10 during pandemic?very few kids were vaxed...
>>540946094>>540946517came to post this
>>540943796He should not have showered next to Hillary's email server.
>>540943796They make cork teenagers now? Based, I can finally throw out my plastic one
>>540945597you sound boosted
>>540944316All the based Germans got filtered out of the gene-pool in the early 1940s. The remaining ones are pretty much all basedfaggots.
>>540945332>Save your life, take a bath instead.and drown?
>>540946517What could go wrong?
