/pol/ humor thread
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>>540955750(This isnt really humor its just coomerbait)
>>540955953>(This isnt really humor its just coomerbait)posting a classic
>>540956224Just admit you came to my image
>mfw I keep seeing people say 'emplyoim' in random normie threads
>>540955833holy shit that's grim
>>540957365I wish they had just killed her off or otherwise not brought her back...its just sad, and shes scary to look at now.
>>540955833oh ffs she was really hot before
>>540955750It happens in their 20's now btwSomething in the water, and it ain't microplastic cause I'm loaded on that shit and only look 12 years older than I ought to
>>540955863Imagine how much more useful if these women with women'a study degree just shut the fuck up and bred
>>540957365>>540955833Explain. I don't watch all these roastie sitcoms like you faggots
>>540957476as a man you want to love women deeply and fall in love with thembut it's sad you have to remember that >1 they arent faithful and not capable of love>2 they will become very ugly and repulsive very fast
>>540958031>>540957476Scrubs did a reboot. It's actually good, if you liked the original, and pic related was her in the original.
>>540958112>they will become very ugly and repulsive very fastShe could have aged gracefully and still been a lovely woman, but she bogged herself, is the point.Sure, dye your hair, workout, eat right, but don't ruin your face with surgery because you're afraid of some wrinkles.
>>540955833Is this the Chick from drew Carey show and the bitch from scrubs?
>>540958250Si.
>>540958294Sad
>>540958238you can still love an old wife platonically but not sexuallymany women divorce because they dont feel sexually desired anymore after hitting the wall but they're retards who dont understand that their husband is more attracted to them than any other guy on earth because he had time to bond and get accustomed and because love is an aphrodisiacso a woman who has become undesirable to her husband is already even more undesirable to every guy on earth but women are not taught this
>>540955907Me in the middle
>>540958357Yup. Like that Sniper Guy that got shot. His wife is pretty. However she is menopausal and thus absolutely worthless to any man.They make a big deal about her not remarrying, but the truth is guys likely aren't giving her any attention.
>>540955863>You could be a teacher! >I'm thinking of picking up a minor...
>>540958311The devil doesn't punish anyone. He tortures you. And not necessarily because you did anything bad.At least, that's the lore."Bad" people can just as easily not go to hell.
>>540958357Your culture is known for bigamy!What on God's green earth possessed you to give marriage advice?
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>>540955750I hate how tech nerds stole this guy's art style and now retards on Pole use it for low effort shit like this.
>>540958112While every man understands #2, not nearly enough understand #1. It's a trvth nvke.In womens defense, the 80-20 rule may apply where 20% of them are actually capable of love and being faithful. But the reality is those 20% get locked down very quickly, if not in high school then before they're out of university.The other 80%, the ran-through leftovers, are what the rest of us are stuck with. The juice isn't just worth the squeeze, the juice is poisoned.
>>540958690france has no culture our president confirmed it>>540958991>the 80-20 rule may apply where 20% of them are actually capable of love and being faithful.does it though?>>540958991>But the reality is those 20% get locked down very quickly, if not in high school then before they're out of university.you literally need to stalk highschools as an adult and literal creep to look for little girls if you want to find a lovely virgin girl you can marry and have a happy future and succesful marriage withshit's fucked
>>540958690Your culture is known for being criminals
>>540959287And here you are, annoying me
>>540958555This religion is retarded
>>540959410What?
>>540959494All religions are retarded anon.>t.not an atheist.
>>540956224Link to the full comic because that fucking gif takes forever. https://dynasty-scans.com/series/negev_x_kar98k
>>540955863>The only reasonable answer was from a man
>>540960210kek
>>540955863Please, don't laught at me, but the first time I heard "women studies" I tought it was a english word for ginecology.
>>540960011>because that fucking gif takes forever.thats the point why do you have to ruin it
>>540955863>thinking of picking up a minorshe should get into teaching then
>>540960447Because, like I'm sure many others, I spent years never finishing the gif and I wanted to know the whole story. Also do you know where you are right now? This place has ruined many things!
>I picked "blanco" as my last name because I'm white.
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>>540960663what?
>>540960304That shit made my dick not work but only when I got laid not when I jack off, so I was like wtf I don't know what's going on sorry (fortunately I had had sex with her while off of it so we knew it was a medication)
>>540960511"Do not resist evil""Give to Caesar what is Caesar's""Sell all your possessions and give to the poor"Jesus would not have ended the fed
>>5409557503 fucking humour threads up right now
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