>be me, Hero of Kvatch >doing the Mages Guild questline >meet Magus Arday, this redguard who somehow became the youngest Redguard Archmage in history >everyone kept telling him redguards can’t do magic >"I grew up in the slums of the imperial city, I did 200 marathons of the entire of Tamriel, I couldn't read or write until I turned 18" >he just grinded until the naysayers shut up and got fast-tracked into the Academy >impressive, honestly >later in Bruma >talk to some bitter old mage who’s seething >“Magus Arday stole every single spell of mine! all his ‘original’ research is plagiarism! The Tower only cares because he's a Redguard” >decide to investigate the sidequest >find the evidence >notebooks match perfectly, same diagrams, same dumb spell names >*Arday’s Fast Tracked Speed Spell* >*Illiteration* >*Delusion* >confront Magus Arday at the top of the Tower >he spins around all dramatic >“How dare you. How dare you accuse me of such things! You're just some sort of Redguard hater, I bet you think I have -10 int . points to. I'm going to report you to the faculty” >immediately ragdolls >physics engine yeets him sideways out the window >“Agh!” >quest complete >mfw Magus Arday, youngest Archmage in history, just yeeted himself to death over some stolen frost spells
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this is actually sick, you freaks need to get a life. He taught me when I was at Cambridge. Go fuck yourself, he had a heart of gold!
>>540958627>after his death you begin to loot his quarters>in the chest you find a recipe for ‘slick grease’>consuming this potion boosts your lock picking but degrades sneaking as you now glisten in the moonlight
>>540960233did you learn you're actually retarded? if not ask for refund noe.
>>540960233>admitting to studying sociology
>>540960233I didn't know they taught magic in CambridgeDo you mean real magic or fagmason spook shit?
>>540960674Revealing your ignorance. I studied PPE and did modules from another department taught by him. Congrats revealing you are too stupid to go to Cambridge.
>>540958627niggerlicious
>>540960233you got ripped off
>>540960812gay shit larp, cambridge doesn't offer call it PPE, that's oxford
>>540958627>redguards can't do magicKino thread. Thanks OP.
>>540960233ya da hitler man do mago cuz he painting no sell make him angry. But da Stalin do magomago cuz he sir thinking longtime how he double bomb-bad dem poles, Ani He take dem to tree hood and do magomagomago.
>>540960233>he had a heart of goldDid he tell you that? Gullible twat
>>540963445xDDDDDDHey take it easy fren, if this guy was a fraud, would he be offering you the healthiest GMO-Free grains from Wokeanda, in a convenient instantaneous microwave TV Dinner?I think not!Dr. MagoMago's™ Ethically Sourced Grains are Kosher!Get Them Now, Eat Your Goyslop, and Be Happy!®> Threshed with my own bear feet> Tastes lake Africa- Dr. MagoMago, 2026. Cambridge.
