So I'm 1/4th Jewish. My grandma was Jewish (fully 100% with strict religious parents) she left and got disowned and married a Christian. I've been talking with Israel immigration officers and I'm fully eligible under their 1970 Aliyah law (btw I love that word Aliyah sounds like a beautiful black woman with an awesome smile, maybe from Brazil) to become a citizen even though I have never been a practicing Jew and have grown up nominally Christian. So I'm planning to make Aliyah then continue to live in the USA but vote for the Liberal party like Blue and White or Democrats or maybe even Ra'am (Arab liberal party). So if you have 1/4th Jewish blood or more make Aliyah and let's fucking vote. Let's use our Jewish privilege to the benefit of the whole world. Also... selfishly... I have a thing for Israeli hipster girls especially mixed blooded Ashkenazi and Mizrahim girls ever since watching the Ask project I feel I've seen many varieties of Jews and god DAMN some of these girls are fine as fuck so having Israeli citizenship wouldn't hurt daddy get some game if you know what I mean ;)
>>540966080>recruiting on /pol/can you get any more desperate? run out of russian and polish farmers?
>>540966080People with overly short torsos kinda creep me out. Are their all organs smaller? Do they digest food normally?
>>540966223Dude, I'm trying to stop a fucking genocide what are you doing? Being a cry baby bitch from the land down under?
being 'jewish' is just performative ass bullshit.
>>540966336How? I literally have access to an Israeli passport and can change the course of their history. You're just mad you're an Arab Christian and you look like a lesbian.
funny stuffgo make aliyah and voooooote palestine safe again
>>540966288its a high skirt lmao
>>540966288Her torso isnt short she just hiked up her skirt until it almost reached her saggy tits.
>>540966400I mean yeah voting matters. You could have voted to stay in EU. USA could have voted Kamala to prevent Iran war. Israel could have voted out Bibi pre oct 7th for a better response. Voting fucking matters bitch.
