Like life isn’t hard enough?
>>540967225Earth is Hell
>>540967225serve in the church like you got cancer type shit
>>540967268god tongues my anus
>>540967225Idk. Why does the Canaanite war god, YHWH, do that?
>>540967225Some of you remember me constantly posting these posts.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/528529495/#q528534771https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/528529495/#q528534871Adam, Eve and Satan challenged God's sovereignty. Satan accused Jehovah of bribing Job in exchange for loyalty. Christianity is meant to answer those challenges. That's all.>What is it meant to accomplish?To prove three things:>Satan is a liar>Humanity cannot govern themselves>Humans will be loyal to God in return for nothing.>Was is the solution to all the world's problems?After God is satisfied with those issues thoroughly being answered and accomplished he will bring Armageddon to earth. A one world government ruled by Jesus Christ as king. That regime is simply called God's Kingdom
>>540967225>>540967268to test us
>>540967423>"“But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were drowned in the depth of the sea."- Matthew 18:6
>>540967450James 1:13 - When under trial, let no one say: “I am being tried by God.” For with evil things God cannot be tried nor does he himself try anyone
>>540967225kingdom of heaven is not of the earth
>>540967268>NOAAAAAAH>NOAH YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING BASTARDERINO>THE ARK DOESN'T FIT ALL THE BEETLES>YES, ALL TWO MILLION BEETLE SPECIES MUST BE SAVED>EVEN THE ONES THAT LOOK NEARLY IDENTICAL>REBUILD IT NOW AND DO IT HECKIN RIGHTERINO
>>540967423god is>adhd>likely smokes meth>has autism over how penises lookhe's gay hitler
>people eat chemicals>"fuck you god"
>>540967447golems are already indoctrinated by evil to hate good, hence why they foam about Christ and God but never even bring up jews or satan
>>540967225God doesn't. The Jews do
>>540967225It’s to test you. The weak will lose faith.
>>540967225Why did God make you a retarded fag with no life?He moves in mysterious ways.
>>540967530maybe satan is just a bottom boytoy for god because his penis is "fallen"
>>540967447armageddon will come when they are no more christians left on earth
>>540967225Why would you think you can judge God? How could you possibly think you know enough to judge the creator of the universe? Honestly. Come on now.
>>540967225For the same reason why pedophile satanists are rich and live so long, God in inherently evil and rewards murder and sacrifice. This is what the story of Cain and Abel is actually about. >Cain brought to the Lord an offering of the fruit of the ground, and Abel for his part brought of the firstlings of his flock, their fat portions. And the Lord had regard for Abel and his offering, but for Cain and his offering he had no regard.The lord wants blood and sacrifice. Only the old testament is real and the New testament is goyim slop. Jews and Hollywood know this.You don't need to believe me and I don't need to convince you. "A good deed never goes unpunished", they say. But just try the reverse. Steal, lie, rape and see impossible miracles from heaven making your life better.
>>540967225hes jewish>>540967268fpbp
>>540967787Not true. Armageddon will come right after the Great Tribulation.
>>540967790I can judge God because he's just a character in a book written by schizos. He's not a real person.
>>540967225I wish god would just delete me from existence I can't die though would make some people sadhttps://youtu.be/88nCbipLg4U
>>540967830>God can backtrack Holy plot hole
why do retards keep falling for demiurge religionsabrahamic cults are psyops
Why couldn’t he defeat some desert niggas with iron chariots?
Went to a funeral in the family and i met a guy who has had bone marrow cancer for 8 years He had a low the day i arrived and he was shucking and jiving the next day to the point he called me and his youngest child faggotsbut he refuses to let cancer kill him
>>540968382he dies when his money runs out
>>540967225It's good for loosh farming.
>>540967488> When tempted, no one should say, “God is tempting me.” For God cannot be tempted by evil, nor does he tempt anyone;Dirty fucking jew, stop lying.
>>540968732yeah true palliative cancer care is only for poorfags but people like that still have options although that timeline is abit egregious Or you are 200% right
>>540967225How do you know he's not curing millions of cancer a day? Maybe cancer is the default state of life. Give him a break.
>>540968382Can you translate this from nigger to English please
>>540967225I'm a good person and I haven't gotten cancerMaybe they just deserve it?Who are you to tell?
>>540969113>I went to my aunt's funeral to celebrate her life>one of her freinds husband has bone marrow cancer which usually takes people quite early >i thought this is relevant to OPs post as to why God gives people cancer>the next day he was singing along to songs he was playing while dancing to them in his seat>i thought posting this story in niggerspeak like you said would be a form of hopium for people itt who have family members with cancer>also he called me a faggot and his youngest son
