It's really whatever black queen has like 7 minutes screen timetrans dude literally 4 minutes screen timeliteral nothing burger much more pissed that they condensed all of the odyssey into so little to make for a Holywood movie like the whole thing with the cyclops was wrong troy war was minimal they don't even mention wind god I don't think Circe island was like 5 mins if you haven't read the odyssey which is a pinnacle of western literature btw you will not get any of it it's just a patchwork of the odyssey pretty much with Holywood flavourI thought it I would be the gayest shit ever but not reallyYou idiots should really be focusing on what actually matters instead of being ragebaited to oblivion still was a waste of time and money but not for the reasons I was expecting fucking kys niggers
>>540967451have sex incel>>>/tv/
>>540967451nigger, no one mentioning this trash for like 3 weeks now.
TLDRStill not watching it
>>540967551Literally watched with my gf and had sex thank you nigga also is pol because u made it pol when it should be tv or b material
>>540967695Don't watch it faggot it's a waste of money
>>540967695This. I’m not vaccinated. Can you even fathom the marketing pressure I can resist?
>>540967451do the sirens have their tits hanging out at least? I think it would have been a funny comedy bit if some guy crashed the ship because he was staring at them
>>540968079Not even mention sirens it fucking sucks
>>540968079Kek
>>540967451>>540967747So, what's your point exactly? Your post is essentially gibberish to anyone who actually speaks Englishm
Can we just range-ban South America India and Aus already?
>>540968265I don't think you can read the fucking language Pradesh I literally said it is shit because it is NOT the odyssey everything is WRONG about the odysseyThe encounter with the giant is wrongCirce's island is wrongOdysseus character is wrongly portrayedDoesn't touch in any of the moral and philosophical aspects of the OdysseyDoesn't show the sirens bitDoesn't have the wind god bag dilemmaDoesn't proper portray Poseidon's wrath Equate sea people's to Ithca for some reason (though I can see why and the argument can be made that Greeks SOME Greeks were part of the sea people's)Doesn't portray the war for troy properlyHalf the places Odysseus made landfall in weren't shownNone of that shit but dumbo fuckers here we're ragebaited by trans flag and black kween when those had literally 8 minutes if screen time combinedI'm saying don't watch it coz it is NOT the odyssey but also I'm saying the ragebaiting here is a nothing burger I'm saying u should be mad for how dirty they made one of the most important pieces of literature for the west not for kikeish ragebaiting
>>540967451This is such a weird lie to post, page has 5 mins of screen time in just one of her scenes, I’ve seen this exact lie with these exact numbers before. Why are you doing this?
>>540967451Expected this to be the case but still, accepting the niggerwashing at any scale is wrong for it's subversive normalizing
>>540968768If u're talking about black kween literally 5 minutes screen time in one scene than like a couple more with less than two for a 2 hour movie or whatever plus that is much less of an issue compared to how shit and dumbed down they made the whole thing it is one of the most important pieces of writing in existence >>540968809This is a fair point then again I'm more concerned for the ragebaiting that went along with it
>>540967451Still not watching it, the perfect Odyssey movie exists already and it's from the 90's. Don't need anything else, thanks.
>>540967451I read itIt was kind of dumb honestly, don't see what the hype is all about.I mean really, "Noman is stabbing me!" "Well, if no man is stabbing you then keep quiet cyclops neighbor." Seems like a stupid childrens story if it didn't come in between the cannibalism and the orgies
>>540967451>Brown thoughts
>>540967451Why would I watch an inferior version of the odyssey when this superior wishbone edition exists and is timeless and is not at all offensive to my senses. It's a historical account of the trojan war, you can't really update something like that for a modern audience unless you desire to fundamentally change who the people were, and if that's your desire, might as well put a talking dog in it.
>>540969442It's about how Odysseus pride and dumb leadership killed all his manHe did scream back to the giant IT ODYSSEYUS THAT BLINDED U or whatever How when he was at eyesight of Ithaca he just slept and let his dumbfucks tribulation open the bag of winds and push him off course how he marauding in others land made them lose his people and his dumb pride/missplaced honour led to the giant capturing then in the first place
>>540969631Honestly assassin's Creed Odyssey is better
>>540969639Dude literally demanded to be tied up because he wanted to hear the sirens song just for the lulzPretty sure it's just the story about some dude faffing about like a mongHe even makes a speech how embarrassed he is of women seeing his peepee some time after raping an island villageMaybe you're just making it seem more special than it really is
>>540967451It really was aggressively mid. I was bored.
