https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cd7lw0epz30o>Some critics say na racism motivate di way dem treat am, but odas tok say di claims of plagiarism dey legit.
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>>540968262He aint got no good lunch.
>>540968262Wetin you just talk about me now-now, you small pikin wey no get respect? Make I yarn you, I graduate top for my class for Navy SEALs, I don do plenty secret mission wey involve Al-Qaeda, and I don kill over 300 people confirmed. I sabi gorilla warfare like say na food, and I be top sniper for di whole US army. You be nothing for my eye — just another target be dat. I go wipe you commot for this earth with precision wey human never see before, write am down.You feel say you fit talk anyhow to me for internet and go free? Na lie! As I dey talk to you now, I don contact my secret spy network wey scatter everywhere for America, and dem dey trace your IP as we dey talk. Make you prepare for di wahala wey go finish dat your useless life. You don die be dat, small boy. I fit show anywhere, anytime, and I sabi kill person in over 700 ways — and dat one na just with my bare hand o.No be say I just sabi fight without weapon, I still get access to the full weapon collection of United States Marine Corps, and I go use all of am wipe your yeye existence from this world. If to say you sabi wetin your small "clever" comment go cause, maybe you for shut up. But no, you no fit hold your mouth. Now you don see the wahala wey you call. You go chop madness wey go drown you. You don die, my guy.
>>540970241Wetin you just yarn about me now-now, you pikin wey no get sense? I go tell you, I be di baddest wizard for Hogwarts before you even born—I don kill Voldemort for Forbidden Forest while all of una dey sleep, dem had to revive am just so Potter go collect glory. I brew di Philosopher's Stone antidote for my sleep, na me kill di basilisk—I just let di bird and di hat collect credit. I don dey for every major war, always for shadows, always di real MVP. You think you fit talk to me anyhow for Floo Network? I get house-elves for payroll, dem don trace your IP—I mean, your magical signature. You don die, Potter. I fit show anywhere—for your cauldron, for your mind, or dey post up for Restricted Section like say na my parlor. I get thousand curses, and dat one na just with my wand. Na me be true master of di Elder Wand, I get secret vault of Horcruxes wey I no tell anybody about, and I get di Prince's old textbook wey get annotations wey go make Grindelwald cry. I go brew potion wey go make your ancestors regret born you. You for shut your mouth, you useless pikin. Now you go pay. For di name of di Half-Blood Prince, di real Chosen One, and di Muggle-born wey never know say I exist. Always, my guy.
