You have zero fucking reason not to enlist now.
How do I use my pass when I’m in a foxhole in Iran?
>>540969022I feel like these GTA games appeal to niggers, I don't like them much.Can the government step up and offer an 18-21year old sexy white loyal virgin wife guaranteed instead?
>>540969022>Get 4 days to play GTA 6>Lose two days downloading it digitally>Lose another day on an on rails story>Get only one day to roam around freely>IT'S TIME TO DIE FOR ISRAEL SOLDIER MOVE OUT
>>540969022I have a question, what if I don't want to play as a woman in the new GTA? Does the game force you to play as her in the singleplayer or can I change to the dude and do the missions with him? I really don't want to be playing as a woman, thats just fucking weird because you know all the NPCs are going to be cat calling you and all you are going to do a bunch of cringe violent crimes that a woman could never do.
>>540969072The enemy would have to honor it>yahlaahi, he is finished…. After next Monday that is>in the meantime, pass me the controller after the next mission you imperialist scum
>>540969022GOYSLOPGOYSLOPIT'S AAAALL RIIIIGHT
>>540969022and they'll be stupid enough to re-enlist, it's not even anything special like no leavenworth for not wanting to die for israel
>>540969022If it’s not in the contract it’s all lies. recruiters lie all the time
>sign up to die for israel for 4 paid days off to play video games
Oh man, days off, such a luxury... meanwhile industry jobs often offer Saturdays and Sundays off.
>>540969342Do I have to play as the mexican bitch or not? Anyone?
>>540969022who would want to play gta 6 in the first place?
>>540969022How many threads do yoy feds need?
>>540969649Anon, you know better than to buy this game. I don't know what you need to hear.
>>540969022They get thirty days off a year. On top of the loads of holidays. So I'm calling this headline BS click bait.The military would NEVER specifically say>We'll give you time off to do XThey don't give a fuck what you do while on leave so long as it isnt stupid and or gets you put in jail.
>>540970124I like to play singleplayer in rockstar games. I play them for the story and immersion. But I don't want to play a woman. That's just stupid.
>>540969022goyim playing at 30 fps in the big 2026, double dipped a couple years later for the actual goyme
>>54097022430 FPS doesn't even bother me because the vast majority of my life gaming, that was considered decent framerate
>lol
>>540970216Same. I had some reservations about Ghost of Yotei but didn't mind it. Even in GTA V I usually play as Franklin and mostly just shoot niggers in the face so it doesn't even seem weird
>>540969022I mean it's a work like any other, foot soldiers are a thing of the past unless you are a third world country so being enlisted is just free money on the USA
>>540970216It'll more than likely playout similar to GTA V. Some chapters will be Jason, story event happens you switch to Lucia until Jasons unlocked again. Also, the mandatory "SWITCH TO LUCIA" during a few story missions to showcase her new ability (stink smirks while doing it)
>>540970906Yeah that's what I'm thinking
>>540969022The only thing that could possibly entice me to enlist would be a package deal of one paid off house in a location of my choosing and one indissoluble wife of my choosing. I suppose to make things fair the house cpuld have a max value of say $800K and the wife could be from a pool of women of my same market value (4/10).
>>540969022i literally got a text to enlist in the navy with the opportunity to become a navy seal.this recession is gonna hit hard aint it?
>>540970730me born '96 in yugo ack-low shity(city)never had money never had new anything if it isnt at least 60fps(min) I would feel Yndyan(saar). what do you mean 30 was considered decent? 30fps is just 6fps more than the 1969 NTSC/PAL 24fps moon footage with 5second lag ohh ackkkkkkkkkkkk me please
>>540969076I would way rather this than some retarded movie game
>>540969022China should invade the US on GTA6 launch day
>>540971173Most Americans grew up on FPS under 60 throughout the 00s and 2010s... now it being a problem is kinda joke... but on a modern PC I run everything including GTA and RDR2 at 60+ so yeah It is kinda weird when I go back and play RDR1 on PS3... you can tell the difference. But it's not a gamebreaker. It don't make me sick or anything.
>>540969076Ironically SA and IV where the best tied with VC and lcs/lcs3 and v where the weakestI have zero hope for GTA 6 after rdr2 I'm gonna be too busy fucking my gf after work and watching TV lol later virgin incel gaymers
>>540969022Why don't you post it next time kike nigger faggot?
>>540969022>Promises days off>After not giving people already deployed their leaveNothing this admin says is to be trusted.
The US army refuses to deal with troops on an industrial basis, as workers, and that's never going to work in peace time, with non combat troops, on US bases, in the US.
>>540969022None wants die for Jews or Wallstreet even if gave them free Goystation with the 100 dollar version of the game with shark cards
>>540971520That's why so many personele go AWOL, they're being held to contracts which the military doesn't honour, and in most cases which enlisting personele never understood when they signed. If the enlistment contract required citizens to hand write a series of basic declarations, enlistment would fall 90% on the spot. Troops who either weren't literate enough to write the declaration, refused to make one of them, or only then realised the practical implications of the contract they were signing. >I understand that I may be ordered to shoot at someone, and will not be allowed to hide if shot at>I understand the army does not have to profile l provide leave, pension, injury benefits under all circumstances>I understand my take home pay will be 20,25,30k US in the years I'm not permitted to leaveOr whatever they would be, you see the issue
>>540971486>here goy come play for 4 days>sorry youre dying for israel after>also we'll cancel the 4 days if its time to die for israel sooner
>>540969022Cool, cool. On the other hand, you can shove it up your ass.
>>540969022WHY WOULD YOU PLAY A NEW GTA GAME FOR 1-5 DAYS, WHEN IT TOOK THEM 13 YEARS TO MAKE THE GAME?IS IT REALLY WORTH PLAYING 1-5 DAYS (IF U EVEN CAN GET 5 DAYS TO BEGIN WITH LMFAO)HOLY KEKERINO
>>540969022>>540970053rockstars marketing budget implores you
