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IMF.

not implying any jew connection just saying it would take billions.
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>>540969680
Satan should pay for this.
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>>540969680
his bubbe
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>>540969680
I'm sure we can crowd fund two slugs and have an anon volunteer to pull the trigger
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>>540969680
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.

Styx Laptop pledge drive:
https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4

>Petition to make Styx get a job
https://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
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We will do it
If someone starts a gofundme we will all be donating
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>>540969746
Kek. Beat me to it.
Seriously though Styx isn't going to miss anything RIP bro. Some of his videos were legendary. I'll never forget 2016 raking leaves off my lawn in October/November right before the election listening to good take after good take. Better martyr status than Tarrant or Brevik. I wish he had written some JD Vance tier autobiography though that would have been kino.

>>540969680
I'm going to pray to Jesus for Styx. He may die with an unclean spirit but I'm going to present my case to god/Christ for Styx when I go to bed tonight. Love you Styx.
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>>540969680
Your mom, how about that?
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>>540970006
I would donate $10,000 I'm not rich or it would be more
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>>540969680
i always get this guy confused with Razorfist
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Stolas has only but owl pellets as currency Im afraid
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Dude has had a missing tooth for the last year i doubt he has been to a doctor anytime recently
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>>540969991
Who should pay for his gaming laptop now?
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>>540969680
i can save him
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>>540969878
Fuck no. Only way Styx is going out (if it isn't health related) is immolated on a pyre on an upside down cross in the center of his own front yard.
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>>540970345
Burning to death sounds like what could be described as a health related issue, but I'm no doctor so what do I know
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>>540969680
hi styxx
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>>540969680
>old photo
he looks like a nurgle cultist atm
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>>540969680
He needs to get a real job with Healthcare stop uploading garbage on YouTube maybe weekly or Biweekly uploads of higher quality video's
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