I am going to university for accounting at 26. Will I be able to have a dating life or am I too old for that?
>>5409748552 > 3 > 1
>>540974855I didn't get married until 33. So there is still time
>>540974855Do you still have hair? Are you willing to date a used up slut?
>>540974855Depends on the money you’ll make after you graduate. Don’t know about the German job market, but it’s fucked in the states
>>540974855you'll clean up kingyou will have to ignore some retard comments about your age and age gaps but do not let that shit stop you. all they can do is talk and seethe
>>540974855You need wife for life that is healthy and comfy.Dating women = fucking around whore Wo(men) is one who has a men other ways, dads girl, widow or a whore. Do you really want to fuck around and find out ? jews replaced word 'fuck' with world 'sex' which is exactly same thing , you just get fooled in to believe it is "good" to diddle genitals Not healthy, cause a lots of problems. Jews get your mind away from life serving practical rationality = morality.
>>540974855> 26> too oldLmao. No. You can easily pull college girls right up to 30-35
>>540974855NEVER DO ANY BUSINESS RELATED DEGREE, IT IS A FUCKING WASTE OF MONEY UNLESS YOU ARE XX CREATURE.T. Economics major.
>>540974855Accounts will be made redundant by AI.
>>540974855The women who fuck will want to fuck you, so it's only 50% effort on your part and 50% hers.You're half way there before you even started, brother. Have a wonderful time at uni!
>>540974855>accountingHad that shit in school, the fuck is there even to study.
26 is very elderly, just a year from kurt cobain's age at unaliving. you should be looking after your grandkids at that age, not wasting time getting the education you should have gotten many years earlier. i'm sorry, but it is just completely over.
it depends on how much you look like me
>>540974881correct
Surely you're planning on getting your CPA
>>540974881for me it's 3>2>1 . 2 looks like she could be an annoying bitch sometimes, 1 looks like she would kill my kids ,1 looks loyal
>>540975238lowkirkenuinely fr
>>540974855yes, and good luck(unless there are other factors that make you undateable)
i went to get my degree with 29 yearsnow im almost 32, still never had sexi mean, there are no girls in my classes since it is stem autismaccounting should have a lot of girls so you better dont waste this once-in-a-lifetime opportunityafter university, its only tinder meatgrinder or inceldom
>>540974855If this is one of the technical unis then it's over.T. Technical uni student with mtf ratio of 3 to 1
>>5409757043* looks loyal ,
>>540975820Accounting is 50% girls but the university itself is line 62% female. For 30K students that's 7K more girls than guys. So the stats are in my favor at least.
>>540974855You go to university to learn, not to get laid
>>540976011then go for it, like i said, university is your last chacne of interacting with women in a normal contextafterwards, its pretty much over
>>540974855From my experience of uni, there are 7guys to 1 girl, everyone keeps to themselves, people only talk to the few others they know. You better be very social and chad
>>540974881321>>540974855Girls will think you're more mature and probably a bit wealthier too since you're older. You'll get more pussy than an animal shelter. Unless you're a massive faggot, of course, in which case you should stock up on diapers for your future incontinence problem.
>>540974855I didn't bother in slightest Waste of time
>>540974855You'll have a massive advantage over the little boys at the school, if you retained your health (hairline, skin, and fitness mainly)
>>540974855Make sure you join Beta Alpha Psi
>>540976319>>540976433all of this only applies if he is in a course with a healthy amount of girls and that the people in his course are germanmine was 75 % non-white and 80 % maleits also important to figure out it fi its a commuter's college and if he lives in a dormif he just drives to uni, then home -> no parties ,no social life no pussylooking back, i should have never fallen for the STEM meme, theres a reason in germany stemcels are stereotypical permavirgins
>>540976734Uni is 62% women and with its 30K students, there are about 7K more women than men. The Uninis in the middle of a medium sized city, I doubt anyone commutes there but students (me included) live within the city.
>>540976083Ok fag.
>>540976734You're not just going to get invited to parties as an autistic loner. The parties are held by fraternities of dudes who are highly social chads or brads who pay their way in. They won't even let you into the parties and you won't get pussy standing alone in the corner. These retard gatherings are not to be worried about by us, it's not our element.I didn't even attend a college but my friend group would just wander a nearby university campus and talk to girls. If you have a friend group it's easier but you could possibly do that alone. I would much rather approach a group of girls outside of a party element and just talk to them there. You don't need to actually go into the parties and bars, there's party crawl and bar crawl that are less awkward.
>>540974855depends on if you like uni party culturei personally grew out of it by 25 or so, but if you've never experienced it then it might be funnobody's gonna care that you're older, when i started uni at 19 everyone in my classes was older than me
>>540976083agree, but the realisation usually comes too late to the ones who are there for the fun. i started at age 27 with all students around 18-22. boy did i have fun. didn't graduate though.
>>540974855no because you are too fat
>>540974855You can have a dating life nowWomen value charisma above all, broke dudes have gfs. You cant buy love
>>540976734>healthy amount of girlstrue, though you'd go for the few attractive ones anyway.>and that the people in his course are germannoooo. girls are girls. if you go to uni for the sex you should go to cambridge uhhkey. girls in italy are cuter but also decent. no quickies there.
>>540974855it's not age, it's Experience/Age ratiohow many sluts have you fucked? any LTRs?how good are you at picking up randos?at you a plapper?that sorta thingcollege might give you opportunities but if you cant take them...
>>540974855I started uni at 26. Fucked 18-22 year olds every weekend. It's prime age unless you're fat, ugly short or bald.
>>540977655I am /fit/, 4/10 face, full head of ginger hair and 5'9". I think my physique and hair carry me a bit desu
>>540977596>opportunitiesbest one is meeting a group of people who are interested in something and similarly smart. if you're there for chasing skirts only, people will notice and turn away. don't need to be good at picking up randos unless you add clubbing to your agenda. the girls in your study group will let you know if they're interested. and they are.
>>540977796>ginger hairIt's over T_T
>>540974855>Will I be able to have a dating life or am I too old for that?You could even have at 40+, you just need to approach more women. I am 46 and dating a 23 I fished from near campus. The issue is that you must be willing to work through a lot of rejection.
>>540977465>Women value charisma above all, broke dudes have gfs. You cant buy loveNah, it is extroversion, it enables scale. Charisma helps but in reality you need scale as a man. Most Western women are looking to extract men at low personal social cost. That doesnt work for either sex since most young guys have nothing to extract from but at the same time due to their lack of coping ability with social criticism Western women also dont want visibly older men. This is why so many end up empty-handed> I dont need a man, I want oneIt is impossible for almost all men to realistically appease this sentiment and genetically speaking in most cases where it can be achieved an uneven exchange.
>>540977902I think that I could do very well in accounting, I studied computer engineering after high-school and completed like 3 semesters with good grades but dropped out because in the end I am not a true nerd.
the meme about younger girls liking older men is true. im 30 and my last like 5 girlfriends were 19, 20, 21, 19 again and 18>inb4 jealous millenial foid or zoomer moid calls me a pedo these girls chase me i dont chase them. frankly they get a bit annoying sometimes
>>540974855Why are you choosen the thing that’s one of the first jobs AI is gonna take over?
>>540978582true in general, but many exceptions to the rule, due to fucked up society. i scored my 20 year long happy relationship at 32. a 23 yo, who told me she liked men with a few grey hairs in their sideburns. which i didn't have by then. buddy of mine scored a 26yo at 56. he now complains about the constant demand for sex. they're having a baby, too. it helps to not be poor, though a poor man will also find a girl if he plays the guitar.
>>540979081And when is AI taking over exactly? I have been hearing this shit for a few years now.
>>540976083>That shnobl
Stop flooding the site stupid faggot. I saw this same thread on /biz/ I dont care about your accounting degree.
Ur fine.Lots of people going back at 26
>>540976083>giant ass tattoo>covers face
>>540979165>true in general, but many exceptions to the rule, due to fucked up society. i scored my 20 year long happy relationship at 32. a 23 yo, who told me she liked men with a few grey hairs in their sideburns. which i didn't have by then. buddy of mine scored a 26yo at 56. he now complains about the constant demand for sex. they're having a baby, too. it helps to not be poor, though a poor man will also find a girl if he plays the guitar.You can have a much younger woman at any age, you just need to go through more women. Different women accept vastly different things. The thing is they on some level all want to be entertained based on what I have experienced. Some want a good time, some want a rich guy, others long to be dominated by a 2m tall giant. Usually it is a flow of energy towards the woman, that is what they all share be it a woman dating a tall man, a musician or a rich guy. There is a flow of energy to them
>>540978872so business studies next? few cuties there, the cutest probably jewish. depends on where you go for studies. make sure there is a pediatrics faculty nearby. economics isn't a bad choice. accounting is a solid base. made me my first self employed money during studies.
>>540979431>want to be entertainedyou already know the most valuable wisdom there is to know. perfect basis.
>>540974855If you're handsome and well-groomed it doesn't matter how old you are. Your age certainly won't be the thing holding you back from fucking teens.
>>540974855I went back to uni at 24 and was drowning in 18 year old freshman pussy
>>540979561I am 46 and dating a woman half my age, hence I do know how it works better than almost all menExtroversion beats everything; larger numbers almost guarantees success if you're not hideous. The issue is that this doesn't raise a countries birth rate or makes men as a whole less cucked>>540979676Yes it does, most women dont want to be seen as coping. This is why they cannot find guys anymore. You must simply approach more women, then it works exceptionally well though. Feminism is largely about making women liberated from settling so they will only choose options they idealize or can extract.
>>540974855Goyman "women" are hideous commie shitskin loving turbo sluts
>>540974855Yes you will. It gets easier to find a good fuck in your late 20s as a man. I banged the most in my early 30s. Mostly girls 19-25. Dating gets harder for women after 25 not for men
>>540979501Yeah it's basically a business admin degree but the focus is on accounting. It's together with the law and sociology department, which are majority women (like 70% or so).
>>540974855Too old. If you try to hook up with anybody over 20 but under 24 then prepare to be branded a pedo and harassed for the rest of the time you're there. You might even get expelled.
>>540979821The men might think this but the women don’t care. Just be a lone wolf sigma that’s what I did. I joined a fraternity at 24 because they all thought I was 18 and fucked a bunch of chicks. They eventually found out and kicked me out because they didn’t want me stealing all their whores.
>>540979767oh, you'll be fine then. as long as you also find joy in doing or analysing the balance sheet of the local public transport company. there's good reason accounting is considered an art. good luck and may you prosper.
>>540974855They have all the attributes of a jew.
>>540975116Lol, MBA here, with a bachelor's in economics, and this is true. I haven't had a job since I graduated almost 20 years ago. But, that's okay, because jobs are for midwits.