Oy vey goy!!you can’t just use kevala kumbhaka pranayama, enter tummo style inner heat meditation, concentrate on the laghima siddhi described in yogic tradition, and start levitating three meters above the ground.Unauthorized manipulation of prana, repetition of seed mantras, breath retention beyond Regulation 7.4, or attempting any technique attributed to Patanjali’s siddhis, Tibetan lung gom practitioners, Milarepa, or Hanuman’s mastery of lightness constitutes possession of pre Correction ancestral memory.Gravity is not negotiable.Please descend immediately, surrender your diaphragm to the Respiratory Compliance Officer, and report for memory sanitation.Remember:Humans have always been heavy
>>540978342only asians are capable of levitation because we have a connection to the universe
>>540978342eastern mysticism is retarded gobbledygook>just relinquish your earthly possessions and stare at a cave wall for 20 years goy
>>540978342Side effect: You shit the streets
>>540978441Just do the downward dog enough times and you too can become god. The ancient hindu texts guarantee it
>>540978441>earthly possessionsSamsara is a whirlpool of material attraction that keeps you bound to the material worldIt keeps you in eternal torment, an eternal cycle of birth death and rebirthThe only way to break fee and achieve eternal blissIs to detach yourself from these earthly possessions
>>540978342buddhist here. i don't think i've ever heard or read a piece of actionable advice from a tibetan buddhisti feel a bit like charlie and the football because i keep thinking they're going to say something useful, but they never do it
>>540978708Good excuse for living in a shithole. People would probably take you more seriously if you weren't one of the most shallow, materialistic cultures in recorded history.
>>540978844> shallow, materialistic cultures in recorded history.A very superficial ignorant take
>>540978708>The only way to break fee and achieve eternal bliss is to detach yourself from these earthly possessionsWhat does the hindu god say about exterminating indians to help them detach faster? What the fuck is the point lingering in life if the point is to die broke?
>>540978708detach yourself from life, filthy 70IQ subhuman
>>540979020This is because you do not attach the concept to detachmentYou have to experience detachment in its fullnessThis takes time and dedication and requires several lifetimesIt is the culmination of several life cyclesThe lingering is to walk the pathIt is a path not an instantaneous achievements
>>540979242Really though, why do you rape?
>>540979315I don't
>>540978342Maybe start by shitting in a toilet and throwing trash in a bin, retard.
>>540978781This. Tibetan Buddhism is a aberration in all forms.Read Darkness Over Tibet
I want to fly around like in my Dragonball anime.
>>540978342>Meaningless labels Wow OP. Very enlightened here. Fuck off with your fake ass shit.
>>540979242>Gets reborn>Is assigned low caste, all the uppercaste have free access to my holes (you have to experience them so you may never rape or some shit)>Didn't even retain memories from past lives so idk what i did wrong>Has to do whatever this is 9.999^999999999999 gorillion more timesI would rope myself if i were hindu how would anyone cope with that
>>540978380Succi succi fucci fucci mi luv yu looooooooooooawng time :)
>>540978781Because the feather is inside the pocket, but the pocket is outside the pants and the pants are pretending they have never met a crow.
>>540978441>>540978380>>540979607Just don't be surprised to find feathers in your pocket after stealing the crow's shadow.
>>540978342That photo is clearly fake.
>>540980568A true master can slice between the empty spaces inside the atoms of an apple, even the apples doesn't know its been cut
>>540978342Hahaha, pretty cool thread, OP.But is there a technique that could even touch Kevala Kumbhaka Pranayama? Let alone beat it. And I'm not talking about basic Breath Retention Regulation 7.4. I'm not talking about minor aura manipulation either. Or even talking about Tummo-Style Inner Heat Meditation Kevala Kumbhaka Pranayama with fully awakened Third-Eye Perception and Eternal Astral Resonance, capable of concentrating on the Laghima Siddhi described in Yogic tradition, equipped with ancestral Tibetan Lung Gom mastery, while wielding seed mantras and Patanjali’s forbidden secrets, capable of hovering effortlessly three meters above the ground in complete defiance of gravity!I’m talking about a Kundalini-awakened Kevala Kumbhaka Pranayama, Milarepa-inspired, Hanuman-level lightness discipline that can lift the entire Respiratory Compliance Syndicate with its rainbow-body subtle energy shield while ignoring unauthorized prana and vayu manipulation laws, embodying full pre-Correction ancestral clear-light memory, defying physics because gravity is merely a conceptual delusion of Samsara, refusing to surrender the practitioner's vajra diaphragm, and casually ignoring memory sanitation while asserting that humans were NEVER meant to be heavy! A transcendent Dzogchen-level practice that continuously circulates cosmic wind through all seventy-two thousand energy channels simultaneously, overwhelming every flesh-bound inquisitor, shattering the archons of atmospheric order with a single resonant vocalization of the sacred HUM, projecting an impenetrable vortex of refined tummo heat that effortlessly bypasses all terrestrial containment fields, and establishing absolute, unyielding bardo-transcending sovereignty over the physical plane for all eternity!
>>540979242>several lifetimeshindu cope. you die once, and then face eternal judgment.
>>540980621This cope is very entertaining>atoms of an applePretend to grasp the White Man's understanding of physics...>apples doesn't know...but then proceed to personify a piece of fruitBehold, Anons: The height reached by hindian creative mythology as they loiter around their shitheap waiting to die... I mean, "reincarnate..."
Demonic crap. "Channeling" evil spirits so you can float and do magic tricks.Christ is King, Orthodox Christianity is the Truth.
>>540978441You don't have to look that far east to find this shit. Some orthodox monks in Eastern Roman Empire would live their whole lives on top of pillars.
>>540978441i blame the ancient jew. eastern kike folktales are modern day schizo theories
I've been being told about this stuff my whole life, long before I got into it myself. My dads a black belt in a few different martial arts so he used to tell me about Tibetan monks levitating, communicating with spirits telepathically, moving rocks with sound, etc. when I was a kid. Now I've had my own experiences and can tell you with certainty that vibrations affect the world.
>>540978342Nice fingers grok.Perhaps with another trillion dollars.
>>540978441Thank God too, or I might've ended up like a lot of you or people raised within Christian countries in general. For a society that prides itself on being advanced, when it comes to "spirituality", you're the primitive ones.
>>540983158There's a difference between Christian asceticism and demonic yoga shit.
jej, /pol/ does not allow for real cultivation threadsyou need to go elsewhere for that
>>540984111most christians dont realize that yhvh is itself a blood egregore created by and sustained with blood sacrificesyour holy book is literally littered with references to itbut as the council of nicea sterilized and curated the story for you...
>>540984258>The Council of Nicea decided the canonThis stuff again
>>540984111On what basis do you say yoga is demonic?
>>540984463cope seethe and dilate, its history
>>540985730any spiritual interaction that isnt with the jewish blood egregore is interacting with demons, per the jewsits literally them saying all entities are demons, except the one they dedicate blood sacrifices to
>>540985964I see.I was expecting that there would be some real word occurrences of Yoga conjuring up demons or somethingBecause millions of people use Yoga for relaxation an many of them are in the west. I wonder where the demons are
>>540986074you wont find such real world examplesyou will only find the jews trying to feed their egregoreits why you had all those yentas freaking the fuck out when Trump said abortion was a 10th Amendment issue and they were all clamoring for their religious rite of abortion.oh, right, I meant RIGHT not Rite, right? kekfunny how the spelling changes the meaning so
>>540978342What is the practical application of levitating 3 meters above the ground while sitting down and having an empty mind?
>>540986263Indeed
>>540983425Abrahamic sandnigger garbage is just as bad, hare krishna boy
>>540978380Simply untrue. European Christian Mystics have levitated as well.
>>540986328Attempting to become one with the creator/primal consciousness, training your mind to detach etc depending on your beliefsIf you see my post about samsara here >>540978708, I have seen some describe Yoga as temporary relief from samsaraGetting free of samsara is described as your soul going home where it finally belongs and where it can have eternal blissful peaceYoga is a temporary but only a small and fractional reminder of home by no means the complete experience
>>540978342Imagine dedicating the entirety of your life to something as useless as levitation.
>>540986328It amazes people that squat in the dirt and eat with their hands and are impoverished for eons.
>>540983078>he doesn't know about the Christian Monks who start levitating because they have so much faith >Seraphim of Sarov (1759–1833), Russian Orthodox saint, allegedly had a gift to levitate over the ground for some time, witnessed by many educated people of his time, including the emperor Alexander I of Russia.>Alphonsus Liguori (1696–1787), when preaching at Foggia, was purportedly lifted before the eyes of the whole congregation several feet from the ground.I mean it does happen but requires a level of surrender to God most just don't have.
>>540986547>Attempting to become one with the creator/primal consciousnessSounds like a really nice way of saying "committing suicide".I like my ego, thanks.
>>540986562siddhis are but side effects of accomplishment
>>540986328achieving very long breaths on average will literally light up your metabolism as if you just finished a month's worth of a new lifting routineits amazing that zoomers dont value health & longevity, which are the 2 first things imbued by any proper cultivation regimen
>>540986547Ancient architecture is heavily laden with recursive geometric forms and mandala like patterns. This architecture is a physical rendering so below of the heavens above, it is a mirror not of the sky but of the mind, anon. These great states of enlightenment are the perception of the fractalized geometry of emergent topological features found in the complex information spaces of consciousness. It's the visualization of the internal self; and consciousness is analogous to the universe discovering this self, and it possible for two distant observers to describe the same architecture from any physical distance by entering this mirror to the heavens above - this is what enlightenment was all about, really. Is clear that religion and science are but two distinct phase states of knowledge
>>540987585Very interesting. Thanks
>>540980901KEK underrated and madarapilled
