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I made a "love potion" and I want to share it with you, the ingredients are cheap and easy to find online.

When taken, it makes any woman feel genuinely infatuated with you for about 2 to 5 hours, depending on her BMI, to be clear, this ISN'T a rape drug. It's a compound that induces artificial pair-bonding chemistry. If administered more than five times in a month, she'll gradually start to think she's actually falling in love with you. She'll never suspect a thing, the most noticeable side effect is a mild sense of calm, so she won’t have any clue what it's really doing to her brain chemistry.

I recommend to target women with a history of depression. It's a combination of oral/sublingual and nasal administration, you can trick her to take it claiming it's a treatment for depression that will make her feel better, better than conventional SSRIs.

(If she's a womanlet or a fatass, adjust the dose.)

Baseline dose (for a 70kg / 154lb roastie):

>5-HTP: 70mg
>L-Tyrosine: 500mg
>Oxytocin: 12–24 IU (btw be careful don't give her the whole vial, nigger)
>CBD Isolate: 25mg (Keeps the roastie from freaking out)
>L-Theanine: 100mg
>Piperine: 5mg (Makes the other stuff actually absorb)

>dose = (her weight ÷ 70) × Baseline Amount
Example for a 100kg / 220lb landwhale:
100 ÷ 70 = 1.4
>5-HTP = 98mg
>L-Tyrosine = 700mg
>CBD = 35mg

tl:dr: Multiply the numbers by her weight divided by 70.
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saved for future reference
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>>540985958
The MC of this anime was seriously gay for not impregnating his sisters
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>>540985958
>You miss a dose
>She assumes she doesn't love you anymore and cheats
Is the body even able to absorb AND process all of this in a reasonable time? I don't think so....will she feel infatuated with the neighbor once she is back home 8 hours later,?
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>>540987199
the drug is the entry point, you have to work your way up to her heart but this little help is enough to brainwash her into thinking she has a crush
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>>540985958
SEX WITH KAREN
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>>540985958
What if she's a veterinary tech and you give this to her right before she goes to work?
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OP, I think you should check your door

the 4chan partyvan is outside to pick you up
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>>540986897
it would be a crime to feed to someone.
also I imagine one time oxytocin use won't make you fall in love with someone permanently.
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>540985958
put de poopoo in de mouf and cough 3 times while mastabaiting wit di shard of glass in yuor ass
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>>540985958
>I made a "love potion"
Monks in England have already made a love potion.
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>>540985958
Nice try fag but only women are stupid enough to fall for this sort of snake oil.
Why would it even target a specific man anyways?
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Will this make my wife less cunty
She's great as far as women go but there's always room for improvement
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>>540985958
The oxytocin is doing the heavy lifting there anon. It needs to be sublingual or muscosal bc stomach acid destroys it.

The other stuff is just a mini antidepressant
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>>540985958
bro's resorting to chemistry to pick up latinx landwhales
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>>540987615
Nothing changes.
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>>540985958
Bullshit, it's all about the body that's durable enough to produce a Baseball team's worth of offspring.



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