Is the american dream to be christian and eat chocolate bars that emulate nigger dicks? Why did you guys add veins to them? Don't say it's the jews.
>When you're so not gay, you see dicks everywhere
>>540988994I was one time in the USA as a tourist and we stopped at a gas station, I saw a white american guy (who was fat) unwrap a snickers but instead of biting chunks off it he was sucking on the thing like its a dick.I thought this was deeply disturbing and that the guy is probably a homo but like a couple days later I saw another white american man (not sure how white he was you know mutts) and he "ate" or better said sucked the Snickers dick the same way the first guy did it.so yeah, from my experience amerimutts really pretend these are niggers dicks.
>>540988994What is this about exactly?
>>540989057What's the point of adding those veins into your bars? Other than to remind you mutts that niggers are your gods.
>>540988994Jfc, you got dicks on the brain op?You need a new hobby.
>>540989137this better just be baitnobody can be this retarded
>>540989057welcome to butthurt belt threads
>>540989190It's some obsessed euro or a paid foreign shill.
>>540989277>It's some obsessed euroDid you finally put on some glasses to see my flag? Hopefully it's not diabetic retinopathy from too many sniggers bars
>>540989190Dairy milk never had veins.Why does your chocolate have veins anyway?>its not a dick referenceClearly it is because the same kiked company purposely makes the white snickers smaller.
>>540989137It's supposed to make you think of a chocolateer artisan in his kitchen, adding a drizzle to every hand-crafted bar.It's supposed to make want to pay more for their factory mass-produced cocoa-flavored wax product.I am genuinely sorry you were molested as a child.
>>540989404i'll listen to a britbong about food when y'all stop eating like the krauts are still flying overhead
>>540989116please understand, it is tradition; every American man gets a snickers as his reward after first penis inspection day and that is how it is traditionally eaten
>>540989377Why do you care?Why do you have dicks on the brain?
>>540989463Kek, some people just can't get their minds out of the gutter.
>>540989463>a chocolateer artisan in his kitchen, adding a drizzle to every hand-crafted bar.Snickers aren't hand crafted tho, nobody believes they are. And anyway regardless of what its supposed to be or even if they changed its shape, why would you want the extra drizzle because now you have an uneven texture.
>>540988994is the guillotine so to circumcise the mars bar, for even more evangelical realism?
>>540989509I had steak and eggs for breakfast.
>being so deeply closeted and obsessed with BBC that you look at a chocolate bar and see a veiny nigger dickI think the problem is internal.
>>540988994>that emulate niggerJust WTF is wrong with you?You are almost certainly a faggot.
>>540989137They’re poured/squeezed in an open mould, not in a closed injection mould
>>540989645Lost.
>>540988994>>540989645kek
>>540989544at least you get a reward. All we got was a slap on the butt from the ugly old school nurse after. I'm pretty sure she also winked at me.
>>540989653>act like it's an achievementi rest my case
>>540989116What >>540989544 said. Though he left out the butt part.
>>540989665why do you use the abbreviation 'BBC'? If anyone is closeted it's you
>>540988994OP loves nigger dick confirmed. Imagine getting bent out of shape by a chocolate bar because you have nigger dick stuck in your brain. Ropemaxx nigger dick lover.
>>540989826Its not, steak is the food I eat most because im a retard who likes to eat the same thing often.
>>540989765They hate him cause they ain't him
>>540989940He flooded your country with dot heads.
>>540989940Their relationship is perfect, they share the same BBCs.
>>540989116Your clearly fucked in the head. It's just what we do with that brand, its our culture. Take it or leave it. But this whole obsession with african americans wangs is psychotic
>>540988994You guys need to stop being so fruity this is why we don't like you. Can't have a banana around a European.
>>540989707only down low mudslime faggots like you would be shocked at faggots
>>540989923you mentioned nigger dick 3 times in your singular message. I sense a new obsession, leaf
>>540988994Popsicles are for dick sucking urges. Those at least you can properly give head and they cum in your mouth by melting. You can even suck it right off the stick then have a stick to suck on.
>>540990270Why dont you two dick obsessed faggots get a fucking room?
>>540989116https://youtu.be/Cfa-QD9DUig?t=538
>>540989773that sounds awful. thankfully only men do it here so nothing gay like that ever happens.
>>540990652that's not the weirdest thing happening in Mutt schools, desu
American "chocolate" is disgusting. It literally and intentionally tastes like bile. Why the fuck would you eat that shit?
>>540988994>Congratulations, it's a snicker
>>540989116>whiteyou aren't White
>>540990749haha! thats funny but ive seen her on the discovery channel. her whole family are fat, forget the name if the show. i think she finally lost weight on season 10 or so. kek
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>>540988994Im not sure if this is the most idiotic attempt i have seen but its definitely close
Monday has gone and passedSo squeeze out of those tight pantsCuz at long last we're gonnaHave a very special toast When he makes the postGet all of your friends out of bedPile everybody in that threadBecause way out thereIn a country across the seaThere's a fellow making spaghetti ~
>>540989626>perfectly clear explanation of intentionally deceptive marketing practice>"but that's not true"how did bongs go from ruling the world to this
>>540990855Senor Mutt spoke his infamous line.
