this zesty nigger was destined to be the next prime minister of the united kingdom. perhaps even the next king. and now he is dead. are you happy about it?
no.
>>540998580Yes, but not because of that. I'm happy that anyone who would kill themselves does. We don't need their kind, I wish everyone who would consider suicide would just die right now. That would solve a lot of world problems.
>>540998580Really this seems like it would be the most embarrassing to Cambridge or whoever hired him as a prof. I can’t imagine anyone being impressed.
>>540998580>this nigga shiny, this nigga zesty
>>540998580Now he will become their new God.
>>540998580
>>540998580Rip my nigga
>>540998730>>540999168kek
>>540998580I'm conflicted. On one hand, Arday plagiarized his PHD and deserved to be fired. On the other hand, he was raked over the coals to an unnecessary degree by the media and a right wing hate mob.
>>540998580How much gorilla glue do you need to achieve that level of shine?
>>540999342>raked over the coals
>>540999342Niggers needed a reality check. They were becoming very uppity, you see. This was a positive thing and it's good that he's dead.
>>540999342>On the other hand, he was raked over the coals to an unnecessary degree by the media and a right wing hate mobso what?its just the reverse of what happens when the leftist/mainstream mob goes ballistic on a right-wingerthey usually live with the "shame," and dont kill themselves, because they are not weak faggots
>>540998580>are you happy about it?not really, now he's escaped culpability, reponsibility and justice
>>540998580perhaps it is time for all the virtue signaling retards to realize it was their virtue signaling that lead to this outcome in the first place
If this fine lad were a fraud, would he be offering you the glistening Glamour of Sophistication and Academia, sourced from the best French animal testing labs in Wokeanda?I think not!Dr. MagoMago's™ Rare Earth Mineral Gloss innovates with Drip and Glimmer.Get It Now!You Will Apply Your Goyslop, and Be Happy!®> Squeezed from ancient mineral stones with my bear hands> Dazzles like African starry nights-Dr. MagoMago, 2026. Cambridge.
>>540998580>>540999805oh, and becomes a martyr, though this is what you should blame mainstream (UK) society for, not himfaggots, all of youyou disgust me, you fucking (anti)-racistsrace-AGNOSTICISM is the absence of racism
>>540999342Australian posts get worse every day
quit posting this greasy nigger you are making me sick
>>540999886wanna bet that aussie is a chinkoid?like, seriously, 99% of those with chinese-ancestry are super-racist, and promote SJWism because fuck whitey, right?
>>540998580why is that nigger so oily?
>>540999979>promote SJWism*because they know it's a dead-end and will fail...sigh, fucking racists, man
>>541000047He is known in the Halls of Cambridge Academia as "The Anointed One" Anointed in the Fluids of the Judeo-Academic Intellectual Aristocracy Seminal to His Life and Works
>>540998580I’m always a little happier when some braindead individuals off themselves
>Runs 50 marathons before each interview
>>541000511https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWA2pjMjpBs
>>541000047He was a vain narcissist so who knows what kind of extreme facial care regime he was doing. Probably some SKorea kind of practices.
>>540998580> # Coroner Report — Cause of Death> Post-mortem examination identified extensive traumatic injury to the rectum, including deep laceration and perforation consistent with the forceful insertion of a foreign body. The injury resulted in disruption of the rectal and adjacent colonic tissues, with significant vascular damage and massive internal haemorrhage into the pelvic and abdominal cavities.> The perforation also permitted leakage of intestinal contents into the peritoneal cavity. The combined effects of severe blood loss, tissue trauma, and gastrointestinal perforation resulted in profound hypovolaemic (haemorrhagic) shock, culminating in death.> The injuries were consistent with penetrating blunt-force trauma caused by the insertion of a foreign object into the rectum.That nigga is gay!
>>541000822Wetin you just talk about me now-now, you small pikin wey no get respect? Make I yarn you, I graduate top for my class for Navy SEALs, I don do plenty secret mission wey involve Al-Qaeda, and I don kill over 300 people confirmed. I sabi gorilla warfare like say na food, and I be top sniper for di whole US army. You be nothing for my eye — just another target be dat. I go wipe you commot for this earth with precision wey human never see before, write am down.You feel say you fit talk anyhow to me for internet and go free? Na lie! As I dey talk to you now, I don contact my secret spy network wey scatter everywhere for America, and dem dey trace your IP as we dey talk. Make you prepare for di wahala wey go finish dat your useless life. You don die be dat, small boy. I fit show anywhere, anytime, and I sabi kill person in over 700 ways — and dat one na just with my bare hand o.No be say I just sabi fight without weapon, I still get access to the full weapon collection of United States Marine Corps, and I go use all of am wipe your yeye existence from this world. If to say you sabi wetin your small "clever" comment go cause, maybe you for shut up. But no, you no fit hold your mouth. Now you don see the wahala wey you call. You go chop madness wey go drown you. You don die, my guy.
>>540999859>bear hands
>>540998764trvke. thanks italy I needed that
>>540998580Yeah. TND.
>>540998580Judging by picrel I'm gonna guess he didn't hang himself
If this fine lad were a fraud, would he be offering you the healthiest GMO-Free grains from Wokeanda, in a convenient instantaneous microwave TV Dinner?I think not!Dr. MagoMago's™ Ethically Sourced Grains are Kosher!Get Them Now, You Will Eat Your Goyslop, and Be Happy!®> Threshed with my own bear feet> Tastes lake Africa- Dr. MagoMago, 2026. Cambridge.
>>540999342>ain't no way I'm letting you marry a COAL RAKER
>>541001091Wow that's like gaynigger seppuku
>>540998580M O I S T U R I Z E
>>540998580Let the niggers deal in the real world.
They call it black gold cause oil gets harvested from niggers
>>540998580I'll be happy when all of them are dead.
>>540999395How the fuck do you even have this image?
>>541001091Dang buck broke hirrseff
>>540999490The reality check is funny as fuck too.In the last two years, they've basically disappeared from media unless you turn on netflix or pull up the crime report in your nearest city.They never pop up in my feeds on any sort of industry, or tech topics. They have nothing to do with hiking, outdoors, tech, finance, AI, creative media, traveling in nice places, culinary, or any of my general interests. Progressives have more or less stopped talking about them and now pretend BLM was never a thing. I live in a nice coastal HCOL area and they're extremely rare here.Since 2024, I genuinely forget they exist now until I open up /pol/ or watch something on Netflix/equivalent platform.
>>540998580His skin color had nothing to do with it. I know you're trying to act cool with the language but his blackness is only relevant because it allowed him to get as far as he did.
>>540998580Why is he so shiny?
>>540998580he hate on white folk
Did the autopsy reveal the grease source?
>>541002743>Why is he so shiny?Because he's moist, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit yo cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one them’ of if you catch my drift.
>>541002307Is it harvested through the anus?It would explain the Autopsy:> # Coroner Report — Cause of Death> Post-mortem examination identified extensive traumatic injury to the rectum, including deep laceration and perforation consistent with the forceful insertion of a foreign body. The injury resulted in disruption of the rectal and adjacent colonic tissues, with significant vascular damage and massive internal haemorrhage into the pelvic and abdominal cavities.> The perforation also permitted leakage of intestinal contents into the peritoneal cavity. The combined effects of severe blood loss, tissue trauma, and gastrointestinal perforation resulted in profound hypovolaemic (haemorrhagic) shock, culminating in death.> The injuries were consistent with penetrating blunt-force trauma caused by the insertion of a foreign object into the rectum.>>541002809Probably the petroleum jelly used to lubricate the drilling apparatus used to harvest his oil.
>wypipo don't season dey an heroes
>>541002743cause he's a liar and liars sweat when lying
>>541003155Some people point out how unreal, how unheimlich he looks, as if there is something giving him away, almost...Thing is... the Simulacrum starts eating away at your very semblance. Your fanciful abstractions and reality distortions seep into your somatic body. You become the irony of the irony. The euphemism to another euphemism. Until you wither away, like some proverbial mythical human loved by a greek godess who made him immortal against the best advice of the olympus. The human became immortal indeed, incapable of death, but his actual body was, in turn, incapable of sustaining the Godliness and slowly withers away, degrading, degenerating, until he became a cicada. A once deep authoritative handsome voice, superseded, by permutations, into a rattling buzz.A cruel reminder to a capricious Godess full of hubris. About her PET HUMAN, and how she destroyed him.The Godess, to this point, is Cambridge's current Administration; the human pet is Professor MagoMago. The Godess destroyed him.>Victory has a thousand fathers.>Defeat is an orphanI mean, it is sort of... a form of Munchansen By Proxy... what the Administration in its neurosis did to him.Someone is criminally liable here by enabling him, neglectfully so. To such a degree.But that crime pales against those that the Late Academic Eminence committed himself.Oh yeah, I knew him personally, but it seems I never knew him at all...I could have never imagined he would become MagoMago.(Here the fact that his handler, and last person to see him alive was Sir. Baron-Cohen, "Borats" brother, opens a much more perverse possibility to a cruel sardonic game of manipulation, gaslightning, for the goyim to be destroyed for the lols)
>>541002655Even the most hardcore NPR listening reddit posting Subaru driving turbo faggot progressive gets tired of them eventually, it just takes longer.Ultimately when you study niggerdom as a whole, all you end up with is a bottomless pit of grievances and excuses. Hell even the aborigines just want their basic subsistence gibs and to be left alone to drink their gas or whatever.
I think it's bad news for the Cambridge StaffThey're not black enough, they're not diverse enoughSambo's fucking deadSambo's fucking deadSambo's fuckingSambo's fucking dead
>>541003692> Dat Drip
>>541003155When will the autopsy report and the cause of death be publicly released? What is the Met waiting for?
>>541004267Here:>>541001091
>>540999342raked over the coals? he looks like anthracite
>>540998580test
>>540998580I completely skipped this thing, why is this nigger a big deal? Qrd please?
>>541005429He was The True Magickal Negro that Cambridge needed to finally bring that University up to a level worthy of competing with the best universities in Mexico. But the angry, jealous, tiny-dicked white men hounded him to death, accosting him, and even literally -so he claimed- sending him a pig's head to his home. His account of the severed barn animal head was so influential in art circles of America that it directly inspired Mario Puzo during the filming of The Godfather to include the decapitated horse head scene in the movie. Lad was an Academic Powerhouse, a force of nature. Alas now gone.
>>540999859KEKThe Professor has reanimated the Meme
>>540998580You were caught in the crossfireOf childhood and stardomBlown on the steel breezeCome on, you targetFor faraway laughterCome on, you strangerYou legend, you martyr, and shine!
>>540998580>kingHe would have been the first black qween of Britain
>>540998580He was certainly moisturized, but was he in his lane?
>>540999342I agree, Arday was strung by a mob and nigger-lynched in the court of public opinion
>>540998580>PicWhat the fuck is happening??
>>540998580I'm happy for each dead nigger.
>>540998580literally...who??????
>>540998580Why is he so shiny??
>>541007885He's oiled up so he can easily slip out of any accountability
>>541007950KEKDo you think his death wasn't suicide at all and he just accidentally slid through a balcony window when oiling himself?
>>540998580Is he supposed to be some kind of Twilight vampire or something, why is he sparkling like that?
>>540998580Is it taking loads to the face that makes the sodomites have that sweaty sheen on their face?
>>540999168zest guard latest equipment
>>541008119I think it's either side effects of using PREP drugs or having AIDS.
>>540998580Kikes are trying to make it so that their pet niggers have zero accountability or standards applied to them or their actions.This nigger was sponsored by Sacha Baron Cohen's brother.
Why is he SO FUCKIN MOIST
>>541008119Salmon DNA (cum)Not kidding. Look it up.>>541008048He was. Anointed in Human Seed.Reason why he got lynched by the mob.
>>540998580WHYHE ISSOFUCKING SHINY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>540998580Why and how is he so shiny?
Coco butter baths and soulglow , this niggers favorite badboy artist was shyne.
>>540999395Doesn't make sense. coal is an east coast thing. Not WA
>>540998580Look at that hair
>>540998580Nigga oiled up like he gon be fried instead of da chickin fr fr on god
>>540999342moot was right
Looks like zesty has a nice application of clearcoat...
>>541002950His oil is too valuable. Clearly this is a surface coup and his is being milked underground
>>541011431Nigga is Dreadfully Moist
>>541003692Here I amSigned, sealed, delivered
>>540998580Dis nigga lookin' zesty, dis nigga lookin' moist, im's get sugar for im tank, im's lait on top im feet, im's a ill bit fruity, im plays for di oda team, im dances for di oda end for di ballroom, dis nigga theatrical, dis nigga gud wit colors, dis nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and dat shit gonna look gud! dis nigga lifts shirts, dis nigga for di down low, dis nigga be a tollet trader, dis nigga gardens uphill, dis nigga packs fudge, im's a fren for dorothy, im feels di love dat dare no bi speak na name, im loves to dance, im's for di uranian brotherhood, im indulges for di french vice, im get an antipathic sexual instinct, im's fluent for polari, im's a refugee from sodom, im's for di wrong bus, im bats for di oda team, im's temperamental, im's 'one for em if you catch mai drift
>>541013380Nigga be walkin with a switch, lad hums show tunes, bloke knows the choreography to Cats and ain't ashamed, he's got a tea collection and a name for every cup, geezer's throwin' shade like it's a full-time job, he's got a cravat for every occasion, lad's skincare routine longer than his thesis, he's got a subscription to Vogue and The New Yorker, bloke's playlist all divas and no drums, he's got a habit of sayin' "fabulous" unironically, man's got a collection of vintage lamps and a story for each one, he's got a framed photo of James Baldwin on his nightstand, geezer's got a nervous habit of adjustin' his ascot, he's got a way with a throw pillow that's almost aggressive, lad's got an opinion on RuPaul's Drag Race more nuanced than his academic work, bloke's got a scented candle collection organised by mood, he's got a favourite colour and it's "aubergine," man's laugh is half cackle half gasp, he's got a tendency to say "oh, honey" when disappointed, geezer's knowledge of obscure 80s synth-pop is frankly concerning, he's got a way with a silk scarf that's almost criminal, lad's got a fear of commitment but a love of brunch, he's got a secret desire to be a backup dancer for a pop diva, bloke's got a deep appreciation for the art of the dramatic pause, he's got a vocabulary mostly words ending in "-esque," man's posture screams "I'm better than you and I know it," he's got a tendency to correct your pronunciation, geezer's wardrobe is 70% velvet, he's got a love for drag queens and a fear of direct sunlight, lad's laugh is a little too loud and a little too long, bloke's got a way with a cocktail that's almost magical, he's got a secret Pinterest board for wedding inspo (even though he's not), man's got a very specific opinion on the best way to fold a fitted sheet, he's got a favourite font (it's Papyrus) and will fight you on it, geezer's got a life that's mostly performance, and he's the lead actor—proper nonce behaviour, that.
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THE SLIPPERIEST BUCK
>>540999342The Guardian did it tooThe fucking Guardian And you're kvetching at a right wing mob. Faggot from Melbourne
