This is what a real American politician looks like.
>>541002381I want the footage of him getting off the tractorAlso>more like ben butter amiright
I didn't know Randy Fine had a farm
>>541002381How much is that tractor
>>541002381Alright who has the edit where he keeps walking until he gets to a slave
>>541002381
>>541002381Wow he really is that fat huh. Actually endorsed by Trump btw. Butler the Braphog.
*pretends he can climb on tractor* Hi I'm Butter Bean and I'm running for buffett...I mean congress.
>>541002510>How much is that tractor1,000 big macs
more like ben butter
>>541002510About half he is.
>>541002381I'm not sure why his (literal) orbiters thought it was a good idea for him to fake climbing down from the tractor. It would have been better if he was just standing in front of it.
>mandatory math science english for all kids>cant mandate pushups and runningAmericans are the ugliest people on earth in 2026.
>>541002381imagine being that fucking obese while claiming to be in a line of work that requires fitness and stamina? well i take that back i guess when youre in a tractor all day spraying pesticides on your gmo crops, you gain a little weight.
Why was he pretending to be getting off that tractor?It's obvious he wouldn't even fit in its cabin.
>>541002381"Okay pretend like you're climbing down from the tractor.""The cabin door was closed, ah fuck it, the average American is stupid anyway".
>>541002381you're getting more politician per dollar though
Reeeallll American heeeerooooo...
>>541002919Must be English descendant, because we're getting more politician per pound too.
If he wins how the fuck will he get to Washington, surely that fat cunt won't be allowed on a plane?You need a livestock pen on American flights, that fat cunt won't fit into a seat.
>>5410025106 figures easy plus you can only get parts and repairs done through john deer it's so fucking jewish.Go down the curved windows rabit hole youll get angry
imagine how big his morning coffee shits are
>>541002958>>541002999
>>541002593Me on the right.
>>541002381He ate the Epstein files.
>>541002999>>541002958why is red file size bigger?
>>541002805>It's obvious he wouldn't even fit in its cabin.
>>541002958>>541002999Wow if you open both those gifs and turn monitor sideways looks like they'te both showdowning. Made me want to put my hand on my heart and sing the anthem.
>>541003214TRUE IF BIG
>>541003222Red goes fasterKE=1/2 mv^2 dummie
You stupid assholes actually think the average American really believes he got out of the tractor. The message isn't about whether or not he's capable of it, it's to signal that he understands the needs and concerns of rural white people and he's going to represent their interests in congress. Would you vote for a black Muslim if he filmed himself driving a tractor?
>>541003284>needs & concernsThey need to be able to repair their own deeres and they need some recourse to address the rampant farmer suicides since 2026 started lmfaoYou're Jewish anyway go fuck yourself kike
>>541003233And boom goes the dynamite
>>541003284Don't rural white people mostly care about meth and fentanyl?
>>541002782Want to know a secret anon? I've seen this more than once, it's enough to be phenomenon:Some farmers do, just get that insulting fat. It's a downright spiritual mindset that causes it. You know why, and how? Because they'll use their own family members like slaves, and hire mexicans ect. to do all the actual work while they do practically nothing. If you see a morbidly obese farmer? He might be cordial, talking is effortless... but that is one of the most conniving Jew-like fat bastards you will ever meet when it comes down to matters of money or business.That's why they get so fuckin' fat, they're spiritually lazy and selfish and they see themselves as overlords and use people like pawns.Never, ever trust a morbidly obese fatass farmer.Every last massive fatass farmer I've ever seen is exactly the same way; they would leave you to die or starve if it mean an extra coin in their pockets.You simply do not get that fat in a labor intensive field of work without something being corrupt in your soul.Never trust a rail thin cook, never trust a fat blob farmer.Everything I just said is right. I know.
>>541003392only if it's brought in from the nigger cities
>>541002381He uses the big tractor to drive to Walmart. He uses the small tractor to drive around inside Walmart.
>>541003222shooting uphill takes more pixel momentum
>>541003439Yeah ok that's definitely 100% how it works in w virginia/ne ohio/throw some penn in there too They totally arent niggering shit up themselves yeahhhhh ok bro
>>541003284he got out of the tractor. they just started filming just as he climbed down and shut the door so you can't see it
>>541003247>laughs in phonefag
>>541003426Gordon Ramsey is widely regarded at the greatest chef in history and he's not fat. Your argument is moot.
>>541003640Are you me
>>541002958>>541002999top kek
>>541003426interesting take. i grew up in rural CT in the 80s and 90s. lived right next door to a small dairy farm. i remember the farmer being a kindly old man who would let me explore the barns and walk amongst the cows while they were being milked. best memories of my childhood! anyway to your point, the farmer was lean! like a bean pole, only slightly bent because of his work and age. he was very trustworthy, kind, and gracious. most definitely not jewish
>>541003857>explore cows >best memories How much cowussy you slay???
>>541003719I said rail thin now stop being an illiterate stupidass you drooling idiot mong, nor does farmer with a muffin top resemble Butler now does he. Stop wasting everyone's time trying to find some reddit gotcha, midwit.
>>541002381B U L L S H I Thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAkoU0McJBw
>>541003426This anon knows what's up. I work in the ag industry and every fat fuck farmer I've dealt with in my career has been a penny pinching spiritual kike that treats their guys like shit.
>>541002381>john deereas a welder who makes parts for this company, i endorse this human sack of fat
>>541003905We call it stump busting out here, feller. I've heard cowussy is pretty good.
>>541002510About 180k-250k. So a deal
>>541002958>>541002999Odds that fat boy is still alive?
>>541004163>people think I wasn't talking about the rusty one thank you for completing my psychological survey
>>541004140Lol nice
>>541002381Ben Butter
>>541004186SLIMSEE WHAT I DID THERE LOL RIGHT
>>541004220The rusty one is about 1-2k as it is essentially a lawn ornament
>>541004270yeah right, if everyone had a rusty tractor we wouldn't have a problem with the jews
>>541003719>the greatest chef in historythat's like calling Dr. Phil the greatest psychologist.if they were the best in their field they wouldn't waste their precious 90,000 lifetime labor hours making TV shows.
>>541004323We just need a fuckload of excavation and then you just shove em in the ditch and bury them alive and kvetching. Bonus points for digging deep enough to layer jews such that the bottom ones suffocate lol.
>>541004415That's wasting buzzard food
>>541004323That’s all I would pay for one, the hell would I do with it?
>>541004455Good point I honestly do really deeply care about conservationOk we'll chain a few hundred of em to the ground so they die of thirst/exposure and then birbs can feast. At some point the birds wont wait til the jew is completely dead. God I hate them so fuckin much.
>>541004565Literally pull a tiller and just run over jew children all day
>>541004626I think you meant "weeds", it's a common misconception
>>541004696Feed the soil with their blood and you call em whatever you want
>>541004626
this is porn for conservashitsthat guy is going to vote for so much aid to israel
>>541004840If only I was so lucky Pic semi related Didn't know i was buying a nazi gunFucking STOKED I did tho
>>541002381Absolute State, man.Shit's so tiresome, mate.Just Fuck My Shit Up, Dude.
>>541002958>>541002999NO MORE BROTHER WARS!
>>541005184Nice. Appreciate the share, and cool thing you have anon that was fun to look over. Starting to feel motivated to take myself outdoors now from that in fact.
>>541002381American voters like to feel superior to their politicians. Being too fit, too tall, too handsome are all seen as liabilities, not advantages. Having no History, no culture, and no foreskin all combine to make Americans extremely insecure and prone to extreme feelings of jealousy over the slightest thing.
>>541006060Im literally autistic for antiquesThought it was just a Czech mauser for $399Turns out it has fuckloads of history behind it. Tested it out Sunday. Fun times. Too bad 8mm mauser is so expensive.Its 99 years old. I hope it killed some jews
>>541002502How does he even FIT in the tractor? I think it's roughly the same size as all Deere cabs, they're big but not THAT big.
>>541002381That's not a jew.
>>541002381tractor needed those double wheels just to carry him
>>541006267He doesnt. Hes got classic soft hands white collar gay homo syndrome
>>541002958>>541002999Kek’d and check’d
>>541006267Fat is very malleable.You can squeeze it, lift it, shuffle it around. Rearrange it all kinds of ways.
>>541006267>>541003233it's pretty roomy
How can ANYONE be okay with being SOOO FUCKING OBESE. Do they just wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and are like “Ok. Cool.” Meanwhile they are actually fatter than a circus fat man from the 1920’s. You only have one body, and you would rather eat candy bars and shit, than actually take care of it. No. No. I don’t think I will EVER listen to ANYTHING you say. How are you gonna give orders and commands. You can’t even control your own caloric intake. Fuck off outta here you disgusting fat pig.
He's a big guy.
>>541002381Corn(syrup)fed cowboy
>>541002381The american farmer rivals only inner city niggers in the contest of being the biggest welfare parasites in our society today
>>541009394One produces food (whatever the perverse economic incentives) the other produces AIDS.
>>541002381more like ben butter
>>541002381> big ben in britainvs> big ben in america
>>541002689They should have put him in front of this ..... that way he'd seem a bit slimmer
>>541010971Fuckin mogged
>>541002381Well, he is catering to his obese constituents.
>>541002381his middle name is Dover
>>541002381Get Big Ben in thereHe'll fix it
>>541002537Was thinking the same
