Due to cow dung being banned
>India has banned the burning of cow dung fuel cakes near the Taj Mahal amid fears that the iconic monument is turning yellow from air pollution.Only near the Taj Mahal, sir.
>>541039911>Only near the Taj Mahal, sir.Imagine having to ban such a vile practice at all. Most people don't do this stupid shit. Whats next? Codifying a ban on human sacrifice?
>>541039995Jeets still haven't stopped seething over the English banning sati, the practice of forced burning widows on the funeral pyres of their husbands.
>>541040057Why are they like this
I can’t wait until oil prices skyrocket and they all starve
Reports are coming in from Bombai that not only is the cowpiss being mixed with none cow piss but also the cow turds and being mixed with none cow turds.The indian rabbit hole goes deeper.
>>541039829It gives it that robust Hindu flavor
>>541039911>Ban cow dung>Leaves a bitter tasteHuh?
>>541040253What are you implying? Do you know what shit tastes like?
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>>541039911How much shit are they burning that this has a effect? What the fuck.
>>541040388They need to be slaughtered to the last foetus.
> Throw dung cakes into blender> mix with milk and sugar> ShitShake (tm)I'm gonna be fucking RICH
>>541039829>In the mean streets of Hyderabad, the Department of Sanitation has appointed a new squad to clean up the mess>clearing away the grime of crime, they are the Dung Detectives>*SITAR STING*>Babu, Sandheep and the Colonel>Buckle up street vendors because the necessary will be done>In a drama that hits you like a train starring Rajan Ghosling
>>541039911What is going on? Why is this happening? How on Earth is it possible to be this comically disgusting and yet absolutely serious about it at the same time? As if they are living on a separate planet where nothing even remotely resembles humankind’s very basic concepts of civility. The very idea of burning cow dung to prepare food is repulsive in itself, which no sane culture would practice, let alone indorse, but it does not just stop there, no. The cow dung is supposed to add a unique flavour to the dish, which is actually being sough-after. But not even that is enough, - they are putting a ban on the practice not for sanitary or even common sense decency reasons, but because the smoke from the dung being burnt to prepare dung-flavoured dishes risks giving the most iconic place in India a “dung tan”. This is like dealing with so many layers of irony that the original point gets lost in the process, but instead of irony the layers are just relentless Indianism. That's it. I am done. They have outjeeted themselves to the point where mocking this is no longer even expedient, since the behaviour has become too absurdly revolting to comprehend. I have no idea how to handle this, they have legitimately won by becoming so Indian they can no longer be judged by human standards. This is fascinating. I am speechless.
>>541040891Just wait, there will be another layer to the irony. Indians will ignore this and keep doing it anyway.
>>541040388Most Hindus are demented fucked up gypsies with the IQ of a failed aborted nigger fetus
>>541040891Cow dung is mostly just grass. You are just a bigot. SHUT THE FUCK UP, TIMMY.
>>541040891it's okay when timmies do it
>>541040891Kys bot
>>541039829I'm sick of Indians. When can we have the Indocaust?
>>541040195They're israel's ideal golems.
>>541039829>cooking by burning shithow indian
>>541040195Retardation
>>541039829Chestnuts roasting on an open pooJokar shitting at your nose
>>541039995>While Nepal's Muluki Criminal Code relies on kidnapping, hostage-taking, and murder laws to prosecute ritual killings, Section 214(2) of the code explicitly applies an automated additional penalty (an extra 10 to 15 years of imprisonment plus steep fines) if a murder or kidnapping is found to have been committed for the purpose of a ritual or sacrificedoes nepal count as indians?
>>541040891Good post for once.
>>541040891If this isn't a copypasta, it needs to be.
>>541040891They are inhuman retards, arrogant and stupid, disgusting shit demons.If you call their country disgusting they will agree but blame the english for stealing trillions of gold and jewels.Evrry shit jeet holds a deep hate in their shit filled hearts towards britain for making them the way they are.They sre too retarded to change though, zero self awareness, they need to be genophaged they are vile.They are weak, dispraxic, arrogant, vain, dumb as fuck, scammy, lying hatefilled rapists i hate them.
>>541040290Never tasted it myself but it's a waste of your body with dead blood cells and remaining matter of food that could not be absorbed. Blood is metallic and bitter, I guess shit would be too
>>541044855Probably not
>>541043414You will always be thir first choice anon.
>>541040891I heard this in Tucker Carlsons voice
>>541039911>>541040446Dried dung is the preferred cooking fuel in much of India. Keeping in mind how poor most Indians are, dung is used basically everywhere that's not a middle class or higher with air conditioning and a maid. Pic related and the article it's from is titled >You've Got Dung! Amazon Is Delivering Cow Pies In India>>541039995>Codifying a ban on human sacrifice?Saar, please to not be so Hinduphobic. Lord Shiva shines down on every baby stomped to death by a Brahmin priest.
>>541051920>Pic related and the article it's from is titled>>You've Got Dung! Amazon Is Delivering Cow Pies In IndiaAnd you can tell my first coffee hasn't kicked in. Wall of cow patties for cooking your roti and dal.
>>541052072Imagine the smell
>>541040248They are the most vile people on this planet. I hate this. Everything they do is disgusting on levels I didn’t think were possible. The most disgusting videos in the west merely rival their day to day norms.
>>541040388Kek he looks exactly like my fake degree intern. I love how one of them gets a degree then thousands of them claim to be that person. According to Linkedin there are over 5000 Shubhaum’s from Stafford graduated with an MS in Design in 2024. The school only has 3400 students and they are mostly undergrads, over 50% women, and mostly white and Asian. Their grad programs make up less than 10% of the school population. Yet we are to believe in 2024 their enrollment surged 50% and they all were in one program with the same Indian name. Not a chance. They are such liars. Like one guy probably exists that did it and they just sell their personal info to other Indians so they can pass background checks. The scams they do are beyond our expectations. You can’t trust anything they say.
>>541040891so that's where all the russian novelists have gone
>>541040528>Steak & Shit>Shitshack>Jeeters
>>541054319lol
>>541040248I think the worst part of this is the head bobble, frankly.
>>541052444Imagine the lung disease. They'll be doing it here soon enough.
>>541040253They've been eating cow shit for millennia
>>541039829>poopjeetshttp://www.google.com/search?q=toilet+witches+indiahttp://www.google.com/search?q=codex+pajeethttp://www.amazon.in/s?k=cow+dung+cakeshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Pi4-zWJTghttp://youtu.be/1Tg_gnb7KJo?si=aY91OdnxGsdRmDWVhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRyPauEkSIYGO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETS>GO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETSMEME FLAG FAGGOT GO KYS NOW>MEME FLAG FAGGOT GO KYS NOW
>>541040891jeets are vile, but other cultures have burnt cow shit for heat and cooking.Everyone else seems to have stopped there, though. Only jeets have crossed the Rubicon of making cow shit a delicacy.God, I can't get over how vile jeets are.
>>541057919Such is their nature
>>541039829Why are they banning it? This will be negative for their GDP
>>541041108>>541041340>>541041970lol poos are so impotent and pathetic
>>541040891Good news: India was brain drained, oil shortages will cause a famine, then we can sendthe "genius" H1Bs back and India gets and instant 20IQ point average increase.
>>541062367always under a different flag too
>>541062203more important than anything else is that it's negative izzat
>>541039829>Burning dung essential to the flavor of Bihari favorites
