Shooting yourself in the foot will no longer work to avoid the draft. Reform MP Sarah Pochin has suggested sending all NEETs to the front line in a 2027 war with Russia. When asked about the sick and disabled, she said "You don't need legs to pilot a drone - anyone with thumbs can do it."Disability charities have called the comments alarming and heartless.
absolute state of bongs
yeah no, I'm killing the first officer in shooting distance after they give me a weapon.At least I'll die with my principles and hands intact.
>>541041597Based, the only solution to forced slavery
>>541041544You probably can still do it with a lot less fingers, just need to remap a few keys
>>541041544>Cut your thumbs off right nowAnd how the fuck am I gonna play genshin impact on my ps5?
>>541041544>MP Sarah PochinNostril status?
>>541041544Nigel.Ukraine sent downies and people with missing arms.No white war since 1900 has been for any other purpose that helping the kike's plan to kill as many white as possible, and we are living in the era where they stopped pretending otherwise.You could mutilate yourself into a nugget and the kikes will still send you.No modern wars with Whites involved has (((leadership))) care about winning.>"You don't need legs to pilot a drone - anyone with thumbs can do it."That's actively a reason to cut your legs and NOT your thumbs, cretin.On modern battlefield you are either a dronefag or dronemeat. Take a wild pick which one has 0.0001% to see the end of the war.
>>541041820cut off your head
>>541041544>build controller into adjustable table>wheel cripple up to table>now you only need nubsyou know what to do, bongs
what about a pinky yakuza style so I can't hold a sword.
>>541041544Idk. Drone piloting sounds like a comfy gig as far as compulsory military service goes.
>>541041544Absolute fucking cretin shitskin. Off yourself.
>>541041840>She then studied banking and finance at Loughborough University, graduating with a BSc in 1991.
hand me anything to kill people with and I will turn it on you
>>541041591It's a Jew posting. You just say your thrum doesn't work. Nerve damage...
>>541041544Cut your cock off, faggot. If you don't want to get pressed into a jew war, then fight back, pussy boy.
>>541041597>Give me a weapon first after months of tolerating abuse!Why not use a pen while they are trying to recruit you behind closed doors? Straight for the jugular.
>>541042651if it means anything, the cretin who told ukraine to keep fighting, boris johnson, was the same cretin who tried to ethnically replace the english
>>541041544no
>>541041544Why not do something naughty with then drones?
>>541041544She didn't say that
>>541041544Lmfao get fucked
>>541041597This sounds like a much less painful technique
>>541041597The Russians and Ukies have solved that problem, you know. They just won't give you a weapon with an officer in sight. What they do, is dump the meat near the front line, with blocking units at their backs, and the meat picks up the pre-placed rifles on the way towards the enemy. It's called reconnaissance in force, but in Russian its more aptly called reconnaissance in battle. The meat then proceeds to go in twos or threes on random vectors towards the enemy positions- and they die.The meat never sees an officer while they have a weapon in hand.
Meanwhile over in reality…Nobody is recruiting anybody. Nobody is at war. Even. Unless you choose to read about Ukraine there’s no reason to even know anything about it, here. But in Russia which loses 50 casualties per hour 24 hours a day (1,200 per day) and has a long dead pro army, a several million dead contract army, they are about to conscript EVERYBODY that’s left alive after the fake elections are over to send on the Putin micro managed meat wave attacks into the drone clouds, infantry charging mine fields, over land millions have already fallen on, attacking unpopulated ruble rural “fortress towns” in Bumfuck, Nowhere all so that a rat faced, glowing KGB shortarse doesn’t have to admit that they are on day one thousand, six hundred and something of a “three day special military operation” (not even a real ‘war’) which has gone on longer than both world wars and cost Russia MORE KIA than Britain lost in all of WW2… already… and here comes the cherry on top of the cake. They are replacing the Russians about to be MASS CONSCRIPTED with Jeets who will live and work in Wildberries warehouses to free up labour for frint line infantry duties. So OP has somewhere to go with his thumbs when Reform takes over and starts deporting. Pakis might want to whine about what someone in the anti-migrant next government is reported to have mumbled but as a lifelong neet - an anglo Saxon one - I support reform gleefully. Send pakis thumbs to putin, or w/e. Let Zelensky make a himself a necklace of brown thumbs. I’ll be playing Bannerlord with mine so I’ll probably only find out about it when someone texts me the funniest bits of the shenanigans. I don’t look at TV, msm, or brainwashing. Pic: there’s no difference between this and every beige 3rdy who has to leave. Except he has a suit not a pair of flip flops on. Prepare for the big scammy sneakening from our wonderful ex-nu-brits. Whats wrong with flying a drone anyway?
My drone.
>>541041544>>541041597>>541042811Why are all you cuckmen unable to carry weapons? Guns or knives; no excuse not having either. If you get forcibly drafted, then you deserved it for being disarmed sheeple. The weak should perish.
>>541041544>cut off your own thumb>apply for disability and tell them you cut off your thumb>get laughed at and sent home for listening to a faggot
You faggots are all unemployable retards. I doubt a military would want you either.
What's going on? Euros are going to fight their own wars now?
>>541041544lol UK has no functioning armed forces. We cant even rustle up 1 working ship to go to cyprus without it breaking down after a week.The army is in even worse condition. There wont be any draft. We dont have any equipment. All the money has gone on bennies and boatnigger hotels.
>>541041544how am I supposed to doomscroll?
>>541044143fuck you nigger. Join the IRA.
>>541041544End result: Bunch of thumbless "the jews did it!" idiots.
>>541044143im banking on it
>>541041544give me a gun shlomo I dare you
>>541041544Why do you clowns LARP as Nazi ubermensch but then piss your panties at the prospect of being involved in an actual war?>hurr muh country not worth fighting for durrOkay. Do you think the OG Nazis only drafted people who believed 100% in the cause? This is what I dont get about you keyboard warriors, you pay lip service to the idea of authoritarianism but when the natural consequences of ACTUAL authoritarianism are looming sudden you transform into cowardly anti-war liberals.Either man up and own your stance or stop being effeminate hypocrites.
>>541041544You'd sooner cripple yourself than bite at your masters huh? Good dog
>>541041544No.
>>541044498>hurr durr everyone on the site supports authoritarianismRetard
>>541041544silly. cybernetics is going to explode during the next 10 years. They'll be looking for cyborg soldiers. The people with no legs or thumbs will be augmented and sent first.
>>541042613you have no idea how bad being a drone operator really is
Don't disfigure yourself for these Satanists.
