13 years old lil girl playing Beethoven Piano Sonata No.8 Pathétique, with accurate phasing and emotion while not a single mistake.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9Npcf6prWU
>>541043837Most poltards at her age would still shart themselves in public.
>>541043837Being that kid that can always curb stomped you in Call of Duty.
>>541043837It must be nice growing up rich, then one can do some masturbatory "career" such as musician.
Skipping grade 8 math and smoking menthols with my 13 yo gf
>>541043837I learned the two (out of three) easier movements of this. It's not super hard. And thirteen is not super young for this.
>>541043837You're not gonna believe this but also playing Beethovens pathetique sonata mov.2, along with tempest mov 3 which is by far his best piece.
>>541043837I was probably just being a regular kid. I remember having out with friends and having a gf. She moved to another country which kinda sucked One of my friends is still a good friend of mine today. I’m 32 currently The others kinda faded
>>541043837I was already a full blown alcoholic. Gen X for the degeneracy win. Still am. In fact I'm drinking a steelie right now. Good morning anons, have a bad ass day.
I am genuenily retarded since the day truck hit ne
>>541043837Learning guitar on my own, as well as bass.It's incredible what talent can achieve when it does receive support.
>>541043837I was fucking a girl just like her in the ass because she wanted to stay a virgin for her Chosen Oneexcept she was a future playwright not a piano child prodigy so a bit more creativebut enough about me. what is your excuse for making this thread? did you peak in highschool?
>>541046611I'm partial to this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz-AuBcmASAin particular because everyone says it can't be boogie woogie and then fails to play it properly, unlike that video.
I grew up in a private school with tons of kids like these. One was a mechanical prodigy, one was a math genius who was coming up with gigantic formulas on his own at 11 to solve hyper specific problems, another was able to routinely beat the regional grandmaster at chess, etc.None of them are doing anything worthwhile with their life. They’re either working in blue collar jobs, unemployed and clinging to their tech startups that go nowhere, or trooned out into non passoids. You’ll always hear about these childhood prodigies who can do crazy things, and people are like “he’ll cure cancer someday” and then hear NOTHING from them again. This is why. Because you need at least some basic personality and social skills to make it anywhere, no matter how smart you are.
>>541046611kekYou can make a cut as she plays Tempest too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnNypN7aehU
>>541043837Is this supposed to be impressive? Women stop maturing at 15 and she looks way older than her age anyway. Yet another female prodigy that won't achieve anything in her life.
>>541043837Playing Tibia.
>>541043837oh, her playing is trash, by the wayshe probably has some pomo prof who is teaching her that the way to enjoy music is to deconstruct itfuck that guy
>>541046505Absolutely based childhood. Similar to minexcept + sports
>>541046813>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnNypN7aehU dear God, what mechanical, utterly boring dreckyou'd think she's playing a Viennese waltz what the fuck
>>541046775The best Op.111 has to be Brendel’s, not even Trifonov could come close, and Barenboim was too slow:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujo6z3Js7Os
>>541043837Same thing she was
>>541043837Sweet! She's very talented. I wish I had started playing the piano when I was a child.
>>541046843>>541046874I can tell you two suck at everything.
>>541047215At least I am not a pathetic oxygen wasting simp, memeflag.
>>541047007>self-important jewish sentimentalismyeah nah
>>541043837>Rich kid was methodically trained by her parents since age 3 like an animal
>>541047215I also have a smol dick, women have no problem putting it in their assesshit's cash
>>541047215They probably do.You can hear however that she's not telling a coherent story.It's like she studied it bit by bit, interpreted it bit by bit, then practiced to play the whole thing but never reinterpreted it now that it's all one piece.The movement in the music is a bit stuttery and schizophrenic.Classic case of deconstructivist teaching.She's talented but miseducated.
>>541047090I liked her playing this particular Bach’s piece, it’s like Bach in love. Technically a Baroque piece shouldn’t be interpreted this way but she did it anyway and it sounds surprisingly refreshing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N_hZIH4lmo
>>541047397No, you're worse.>>541047453You only take it up the ass.
>>541047537I ate casu marzu once out of curiosity and boredomit was refreshing for a minute then the aftertaste of stale piss hit and stayed with me for an hour
>>541047492Maybe. She's also thirteen.
>>541047594ha I wish I could find a woman to peg me but no such luck yetmaybe this one, but it's too early to pop the question... wish me luck
>>541043837>What were you doing when you were at her age?Playing Pop Warner Football and fingerbanging white girls.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>541043837Tranny retards who can't even play a piano bragging about how a kid who they will never meet is good at playing piano. As if ''playing the piano'' is some pick yourself up by your bootstraps skills that you can just pick up and doesn't 100% depend entirely on having parents who can give you a piano and educate you.I didn't get piano lessons as a kid. I was left alone at home being raised by MTV and cartoon network>bro just get born in a rich caring family
>>541043837Oh my god if she is already playing number 8 there is no telling how far she can take this. She can probably go as far as to lean how to play number 11 or even 12 one day What an amazing life. Im glad you created this thread
>>541043837Smoking weed, skateboarding, playing in a band, finger banging, playing video games, and winning little league championships. All this chick did was play someone else's music on a piano. Not impressed.
>>541047818Poorfags like you should just be exterminated, you provide nothing of value.
>>541047818Buy a cheap keyboard and look at youtube tutorials. What year do you live in?
>>541043837More of a testament to her strict parents than anything. She got an Asian mom?
>>541047537Very nice, thanks anon. I don't mind when people intepret classical music in ways the composer didn't mean to, for the most part. It's kind of boring when people lose all sense of originality.
>>541043837Skateboarding, blowing shit up, exploring new places, playing OG Nintendo, it was a great time, much more fun than being chained to a fucking piano by some loser parent who is trying to be successful living vicariously through me.Life is more than work, and I bet you are talentless and lazy as well.
>>541048076>bro just buy cheap keyboards at the age of 3It's insane how low IQ the average poster is on /pol/. What you are saying is so insane and mentally ill the only logical conclusion is that you are talking about using a time machine to teach yourself skills.
>>541043837pedo thread
>>541047996>exterminate poorfags>richfag utopia lasts exactly two days until they realize that someone has to scrub the toilets and take the trash out
>>541048277No wonder you and your family are poor when you're so retarded,
Music is of the devil
>>541048431You mentally ill troons are suggesting I buy a keyboard right now, and this will make me a master pianist at the age of 12.You are mentally ill.
>>541043837>muh accurate phrasing>muh emotionWhatever, she's pushing buttons and if she pushes them in the right order, she gets paid. Any retard can do that
>>541048622>this will make me a master pianist at the age of 12.No one said this. Take your meds you utter retard.
>>541048651>Any retard can do thatThen go and do it.
>>541048770Tranny pedophile moving goalposts
>tfw you only play Twinkle Little Star
>>541043837the ultra minority of parents do it right. what is your point? obviously your parents failed you.
terrorist deradicalization, suicide/self-harm/crisis intervention, and vigilante pedophile predator entrapment. all involved psychological profiling, counterintelligence and espionage, and significant levels of manipulation. then i hurt the feelings of my crush by accident and got so sad about doing so i decided not to be a weaponized psychopath any longer. c'est la vie, time heals all wounds except the ones it doesn't.
>>541048651classical musicians do seem to have less ability in improvisation but being competent on an instrument in itself is only a positive reflection of your intelligence, discipline and character. get fucked tranny
Jerking off and playing minecraftThis kids gonna hate their life
>>541047818See>>541048964I already play a kiddy song plus my own stuff that has no name, riffs, that I made up. T. Went ahead and bought a Synth.
>>541043837I was playing football at the park with my friends
>>541043837>What were you doing when you were at her age?being attacked by jewish zersetzung.
>>541049188You can play a keyboard at any age but if you didn't start learning as a toddler you have next to zero chance of ever being good at it.Every single artistic or athletic skill should have been learned when you were a small child. People fawn over these stories about these ''geniuses'' who master an instrument at the age of 10 when that is the norm. That's the age when you learn this shit.While you hear daily stories about some ''prodigy'' who learned drums at 5, you will never ever hear a story about some prodigy who learned anything of value at 50.
>>541043837Throwing tomatoes at cars.
>>541043837At her age, I finished all bhop maps in existence in counter strike. Can the little smug bitch achieve that? I didn't think so.
>>541043837I played the guitar at that age.
>>541049424You're learning a hobby for pleasure, not a trade, bro
>>541046499This. Congratulations to this girl for not living in a shithole and using her privilege to play classical music for the kikes who bought her the piano in the first place. Wake me up when the bitch can do it blind and under a segregated South like Ray Charles. Then she'll have earned my respect. OP is an easily impressed Chimpanzee with Cymbals.
>>541043837>>541043837She may be good at piano but I could beat her up therefore I am more successful in life
I spent that summer playing CS, WoW, and Kotor. It was glorious.
>>541049896CNC ano XD
>>541043837i was autistically reading a classic chinese epic cover to cover and teaching myself to programnot nearly as impressive but something i guess
>>541049732That's not the topic of the threadThe 12 year old didn't become that good at piano because it's a hobby for pleasure. She had her parents tell her to do it before she realized what it even is.
THERE ARE PLENTY OF 4-YEAR OLDS WHO DO THIS!!!! WHO CARES !!!!
>>541046499Teenagers don't have "careers" you dumbfuck.>>541046744> romanian flag immediately injects some homosexuality into the thread>>541046811>coming up with gigantic formulasNobody who is "a math genius" is coming up with "gigantic formulas", you moronic nigger. Any math above a second grade level is 99% proofs and logic.>>541046874Beethoven is trash originally, so whatever.
>>541049893>Then she'll have earned my respectWake me up when you realize just how little your respect counts for. If you died today nothing about anyone's life would change.
>>541047818>As if ''playing the piano'' is some pick yourself up by your bootstraps skills that you can just pick upIt LITERALLY IS, you moronic dumbfuck. A Temu electric piano is what, $100 bucks?Piano is like the easiest instrument to play, it's literally just pressing buttons, for fuck's sake!
>>541043837>What were you doing when you were at her age?postang on /new/
>>541050021Being good at piano is common in a hypereducated age, I don't see what the issue is.
>>541043837I partied and drank with friends for days on end, had my first teenage crush, and had sex.Too bad my parents didn't lock me up so I could fulfill their dreams.Then I could brag now that I can play Beethoven - spending my youth seems like a fair price to pay for that.
>>541050169Tranny copeNo one who says this has learned to play the piano on an acceptable level after the age of 16.If it's so easy, why are you not an expert pianist?>b-but I don't w-want to...Why are you not an expert>guitar player>gymnist>singer>hockey player>sax player>drummerWhere are you fucking skills, dude? Name one thing you are an expert in.What's that, nigger? Every single skilled musician was classically trained from before puberty? Every athlete started as young as possible? All the top chess players started playing when they were toddlers?>bro playing chess is literally just moving pieces>bro singing is just making noise with your mouthSing opera while beating the chess champion right now
>>541043837I was going to school from 7 to 3 then taking a bus to my job pumping gas and plugging tires and changing oil from 4 to 10. Sorry I didn't have time to sit in luxurious concert halls playing a piano for rich faggots.
>>541050116Says the schnitzel eating Kraut faggot who felt triggered enough to respond to me because he's easily impressed by masturbatory hobbies. This is the most human interaction you've had all month. LMAO end your life ASAP hahah lol
>>541043837Impressive, but I bet she couldn't solo Uber Tristram.
>>541049424Not quite true.When you're young, you can focus on the one thing quite easily, because there is little responsibility to distract you from the piano.A 13-year old who's been receiving instruction and trained on the piano for 7 years will have put at least an hour per day into the craft.1 hour, 365 days in a year, 7 years.That's 2555 hours of practice before that girl plays this performance, if that's how she was trained.But what if you train 2 hours every day? 5110 hours.3 hours per day? 7665.And if that practice is kept up for a decade, she'll have put in over 10k hours by the age of 16.It's all about the time.You can play a keyboard at any age, but if you don't put the time in you have next to zero change of ever being good at it.The whole "gotta start young" narrative is cope from people who either hit their personal skill cap and don't like it, or never put the time in to even reach their ceiling.Pro-tip: there is no fucking skill ceiling with music, it's all about time.
>>541043837that's 13? look like 28
>>541050579least histrionic colonial
>>541050431Piano is literally the cheapest instrument to learn, you moronic dumbfuck.> Every single skilled musician was classically trained from before puberty?The fuck does that have to do with being rich? (Your original nigger complaint.)
>>541043837she looks 30
>>541043837At 13, I'd already been in the workforce for 2 years while getting As and Bs in school. No time to be some prodigy.
>>541043837You don't want to know dog
>>541043837Who cares.I've already seen plenty of 'more successful than me' people die/commit suicide long before they got to be my age.I can't wait to see many more.
>>541043837women pianists literally cannot play soft notes, they're awful.
That's thanks to her parents, not her. Mine just pushed sportsball which I hated.
>>541043837Not being forced to play genius by my parents. Notice how you never hear about all those child geniuses when they're adults? They all burn out and become druggies.
>>541051727It doesn't take a genius to play fucking piano, you moronic nigger.
all the 'child prodigies' i grew up with ended up either becoming junkies or hopeless nihilists the skills their parents push unto them are not conducive to actual success in todays gay scam economy, that time is a century behind us
>>541043837I like Chopin Waltzes and Preludes on piano more so than this. She's good, but personal preference.https://youtu.be/axU2L2FtjDw
>>541046239That IS what I was doing at 13, actually I think I learned Pathetique at 14
>>541043837At thirteen I was in juvenile hall beating up niggers.
>>541043837my parents had to work for a living so they didn't have time to teach me instruments. I taught myself to play guitar and I was in a band for 3 years, how about you?
>>541043837That's cool. But if she can't just play whatever is inside then she can't really play at all. This is just monkey see monkey do.
>>541043837who cares men did this like 20000 years ago under harsher conditions
>>541043837When I was 13 I played guitar, saxophone, and harmonica. I didn't have rich parents or an urbanite upbringing to foster it being a life focus. However, every instrument i play can be transported easily and played quickly with others joining singing or playing themselves.
>>541043837I was downloading porn at 56 kb/s
>>541043837a hell of a lot more than she ever did, she stayed inside all day every day perfecting one thing, I was outside, building shit, blowing shit up, building it again, selling the remains to senior citizens, causing trouble, testing limits, tying knots, healing wounds, gardening, fishing, hunting, she merely honed one fucking skill to satisfy the masturbatory needs of the equally pompous and bourgeoisie that only know how to suck kike and aristocratic cocks, that entire facility needs to be fire bombed with all inside.
>>541043837>someone makes a society to protect kids from work growing up>fuck me, I want my useless fucking kid to bring some value NOW>oh hey, let's just force them to get ultra invested into a performative hobby>check this shit out, what did YOUR kid do at this age hehee
>>541043837>What were you doing at 13?Acid mostly.
>What were you doing at 13?Having fun, playing with my friends.
I was playing my NES in 1988.
>>541046239But you conveniently excuse yourself from your wide aspersion, right?
this thread is not more on-topic than my thread about learning languages
>>541054555Was your thread banned or archived too early? Don't take it personally, the jannies are all tranny and jeet subhumans and so expecting consistency is a foolish thing, good or bad, you decide.
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