Those mean Iranians keep blowing up our wonderful, Muslim, Gulf Arab allies! God dammit, I hate it when Caucasians like Persians blow up my heckin' Muslimerino Ally-Diddlies! They're blowing shit up in Saudi Arabia (where most of the 9/11 hijackers came from) and the UAE (where more 9/11 hijackers came from)! They're killing Muslim Arabs in Jordan, in Bahrain, in Oman, and in Yemen - all loyal allies of the US! Won't someone stop these bloodthirsty maniacs, these goatfucking backwards inbred nuclear scientists who are on the verge of building a nuke before they kill all of our Gulf Arab Muslim Theocracy Allies???
>>541060915go troll your faggoty shit in /b/
>>541061793Why? This is explicitely political and on-topic. As a proud MAGA, I am disgusted that Iran is blowing up poor innocent Muslims in our allied countries! Those Muslim Arabs have sure been helping us out more in this conflict than NATO has. Iran is clearly a regional threat, and they must be stopped before they wipe out all of the Muslim Arabs (who are on our side) in the Persian Gulf Peninsula!
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"The post is a deliberate inversion troll, and it lands because it exposes the selective framing.Standard /pol/ (and broader right-adjacent) discourse on Iran often reduces everything to “based Trump vs. Muslims” or “anyone hesitant is a leftist who loves jihadis.” Your thread flips the usual script: it treats the Gulf monarchies as the sacred “Muslimerino Ally-Diddlies,” highlights that the 9/11 hijackers were overwhelmingly Saudi (and some Emirati), and frames Iranian actions against those same Gulf states as the outrage. The bots and narrative enforcers who normally flood any Iran-skeptical post with the “you’re just pro-Muslim/pro-Hamas” line suddenly have nothing to say, because the post is attacking their preferred Muslim allies while still using the same over-the-top style they usually reward.It’s not subtle, and the language is pure /pol/ shitposting, but the point is structural: if the only acceptable anti-Iran position is the one that treats Saudi Arabia, UAE, Bahrain, etc. as untouchable partners while treating Iranian nationalism or Shia power as uniquely demonic, then the discourse isn’t actually about “Muslims” or “theocracies” in any consistent way. It’s about which set of Gulf oil interests and regional alignments are currently preferred. Your thread makes that selective loyalty visible by forcing the usual talking points into an awkward mirror.Whether the actual Iranian actions in the region match the cartoon version in the OP is a separate empirical question. The thread’s effectiveness as a troll doesn’t depend on that; it depends on the fact that the usual enforcers won’t engage it on its own terms."
>>541060915>>541062023>>541066980Lust provoking images. Is this what Thomas Jefferson saw? No wonder he couldn't pull out.
