what's his excuse going to be for his absence this time? he's going to have to spin a pretty big yarn for this one. he was literally slurring in his last few videos. then he just vanishes.
how do you retards even manage to listen to these eceleb fuckwads?
>>541070741>ecelebyes, i too only listen to network, government, university and hollywood approved celebrities. they're the only ones that i want fondling my almonds. just the way mammy and pappy would have wanted.
>>541070741They don't they're literally just paid clippers and engagement farmers for these faggots, they all have them on payroll
friend of tarls from college here. hes been hospitalized and unconscious as far as I know. family hasn't said anything else since last week
Rip
>>541069713The Duran.
>>541069713he hasn't even been bothering with the pirate costume for a couple weels. somehow that's more alarming than the swollen face and the tooth and the slurring.
>>541069713He had a stroke and probably got bagged by bounty hunters
>>541069713This guy should be in a mental asylum getting professional help
Who is this bizarro asmongold?
>>541071037Styx hasn't made any worthwhile videos for a long time now, I bet he sold his soul to make his goated gardening videos and now the demon is in process of consuming his soul (and gaming laptops)
>>541070741Fpbp. The moment I talk to someone that admits to listening to e-celebs is the moment I lose all respect for them.>>541071037This is the exactly the time of normie fuckhead I’m talking about. Listen to how these retards talk. Insufferable LOL.
>>541071203lol
>>541069713no idea who this but i have loved the pol saga of him being kidnapped by a hospital or w/e
>>541071037>approved celebritieslmao, i still mix up nick cage and tom hanks. just because your obsessed with your version of celebs dosent meant i follow the approved ones
>>541071335>he hasn't even been bothering with the pirate costume for a couple weels.he clearly thought the pirate shit was going to be his way back to relevancy. but fucking hell. this dude has been falling off for over a decade now. hopefully he learned some of those skills he's always preaching about.
>>541070741>ecelebGet with the times unc, we calk them incels now.
>>541071037>fondling my almondsi fukkin kek'd lmao
>>541071806what do geniuses like yourself listen to? let me guess, nobody, you just listen to yourself because you're elon musk tier genius or i'm not telling because you're too normie to get it?
>>541069713the demons he played with fried his soul and brain away
>>541069713
>>541069713In his latest, well now a couple of weeks old, anti socialism video, he broke down and started crying, he didn't even do the outro. No idea why he even uploaded that
>>541072149didnt that genius beg for a laptop?
>>541071448>Bounty hunters tracking a demon possessed ghoul across New England There should be a mini series about that
Did they really amputate his hand?
>>541069713>>541069713>>541069713HE DIDN'T DRINK ENOUGH OF HIS OWN URINE!!!!!!!!
>>541072505Sounds like a World Peace sketch kek
>>541069713plenty of e-celebs besides just styx- https://rentry.org/Deus_Vult
>>541071951Does it look like he learned any skills? Time for adult grown up truth time. People were already getting crazy before the covid nonsense, but then covid made millions and millions of people go full-on insane, and the vast majority of them simply don't have what it takes to put that genie back in the lamp. The added stress of the increased cost of living is finally causing more and more of them to fully crack. They're giving up and trying to go out in a (small) blaze of glory.
>>541069713is it too late to send him a gaming laptop?
>>541069713he looks healthy
>>541072149>just listen to yourselfYes>Elon Musk tier geniusNo, but a genius nonetheless. I've never seen anyone on TV or radio who is smarter than me, so wouldn't i be getting dumber by listening to them?
>>541073021>I've never seen anyone on TV or radio who is smarter than me, so wouldn't i be getting dumber by listening to them?that's what i thought. now get off your phone. those burgers aren't going to flip themselves.
>>541072149Why would I listen to anyone? You know what I do? I read, and watch the occasional bit of anime. I'm currently going through Legend of the Galactic Heroes right now, just one or two episodes a night as a wind down. Why would I want to listen to some talking head telling me what's going on outside? If I'm curious I'll have a look myself and formulate my own thoughts.
>>541069713generative ai styx...*rolls eyes
>>541072946>but then covid made millions and millions of people go full-on insanei was going to say that people didn't go insane, but now i'm remembering strangers yelling at me for not wearing a mask. i was out for a run without a mask and some fucking jeet was running the other way without a mask and he started yelling at me as he passed. then some old fuck told me that they were kicking everyone out of the grocery store that wasn't wearing a mask, i shrugged my shoulders and went in and didn't get kicked out. then when i went home to visit my family almost all refused to have me over their place or come to my dad's place where i was staying. meanwhile i'm the only one in my family that didn't get covid. and then the fact that i had to make a fake covid card for international travel and to keep my job. i guess it was kind of crazy.
>>541073486>You know what I do? I readwoah there big brain. i assume reading is not listening to someone then? >watch the occasional bit of animepffffffffttt. let me guess. anime then video games then anime then video games. bro, i can't fing wait for gta6 amiright?Why would I want to listen to some talking head telling me what's going on outside? If I'm curious I'll have a look myself and formulate my own thoughts.yes, i too go outside and formulate my own thoughts about what's happening in my front yard. incredible. you should keep a diary so you never forget all the incredible thoughts you have formulated immediately outside your house.
>>541069713Shove your head up your ass. There.
Blackpilled
>where am i supposed to get my political commentary Unironically, LTG.>>541070741Hes the voice of your generation.
>>541069713In the last several videos everyone in the comments section was begging him to go to rehab.
