To a low iq observer, Ovechkin probably looks like a fat headed oaf. But to somebody who can tell the traits of a russian bull-slav, the wide sloped forehead and cheekbones and square head are dead giveaways that this hockey player is incredibly strong and athletic because he is a full blown russian slav whose raw strength and athleticism should never be underestimated.
>>541070530I'd rather sexually dominate Sidney Crosby. His tight twink ass would be aces.
>>541070530Russians are not slavic, you gay faggot. They're mix of many different asian tribes.
>>541070530I mean I guess but that's just because his game was built around being a standard power-forward winger. I always preferred watching Kovalchuk myself
>>541070805Sidney crosby would be a good fuck but once you have slav you can never go back.
>>541071599Great picture. I love watching stick flex. It shows how fucking strong the avg hocker pro is.
would be nice to see russians back in games
>>541070805>I'd rather sexually dominate Sidney Crosby. His tight twink ass would be aces
>>541074573Based Grapesposter.Met Grapes once. He was absolutely everything I wanted him to be and more. Absolute beaut.
>>541076272Very cool you got to meet Grapes. What a treasure - and a crime what was done to him. I guess it was symbolic of what was being done to Canada itself.>Dunn duhdun duhdun
>>541074573Kek. Based and grapespilled. Don’t forget to wear your poppies
>>541076889Don cherry is a fag for bitching about ovechkinhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/Db8tk4HxItI/?igsi=MTNtd2dsMnEyMmVzdg==
Yes. Bumping a good thread.
>>541070805Average leaf
Married a Jewette.
>>541079191Its funny how many non slavic guys are sick of hearing about slavic strength bc it hurts their self esteem knowing if they try to pack on as much muscle as slavs naturally pack on they will just look like shrimp bitches with short length joint-spanning muscle attachment points. Slavs are kind of like gorillas. They can pack on 200 pounds of muscle and still look skinny. Thats the beauty of being slavic.
>>541071599Kovalchuk was good, but not in the same tier as better Slav players: Kucherov, Datsyuk, Bure, Fedorov, Jagr, etc.
>>541080419>not in the same tier as better Slav players>Jagr Jagr was Czech but what you said is true. Kovalchuk had raw power like Ovechkin but his gamesense IQ wasn't on the same level as someone like Datsyuk or Fedorov. Nowadays you have Russian NHL players like Panarin or Kaprizov that fit the westernized playertype. There might never be another Ovechkin sadly.
>>541082339Bure was better
>>541082566Bure had a deadly snipe whenever he wanted. It's very interesting watching someone like Kucherov in contrast to Bure when he was in his prime. Bure was too much of a hot commodity in a market like Vancouver though.
>>541082339Czech ppl are heavily slavic my friend…
Hockey players are not elite athletes. They are tough white guys that train hard, but they do not have elite athleticism.
>>541083341Great picture.
>>541083448The avg slav is just as stong naturally as the avg black person. Get in a fight with an 18 yr old russian kid who doesnt even lift and you will understand this if you survive.
>>541080226The average slav is a fat balding incel. R1a genetics are fucking garbage. All the worlds strongest white men are NW European.
>>541070805
Friendly reminder that a Canadian team hasn’t won a Stanley Cup in 37 years.
>>541083534I already did in high school. I'm Italian/Irish (R1b) and beat the shit out of him in front of his sister.
>>541070530>blocks your path
>>541083536Your a fucking joke little boy. When your mother told you that you would grow up to be a strong handsome man, she lied about the strong part, bc your homosexual ass isnt slavic.
>>541083749Jagr is still playing in russia? Jesus Christ what a fucking machine.
>>541083615Does pic related poo on the ice?
>>541083594If ovechkin sucker punched crozby he would be knocked out.
>>541083632I think what actually happened was that his sister knocked you out, and her brother was laughing at you while he watched, and you were so concussed that you lost consciousness and assumed you won a fight with her brother. Any reasonably athletic slav would rip your fucking throat out in a fair fight even tho you would try to cut him with your long girly fingernails and pull his hair, like the fucking woman. You think you would win a fight with pic related?Youre a fucking woman, kek
>>541070530Mr.Empty Netter himself? Nah, fuck him and the caps.
>>541070530>full blown russian slavHis mother is of Mordvin lineage which is a people related to Finns. Nothing full-blown Slav about Ovechkin. Full-blown Russian in that Russians are not a coherent ethnic group, sure.
>>541085839Finns are slavic buddy.
>>541086490Nope. A lot of Russians in the western parts of Russia are Slavs mixed with Finnic peoples (as well as others like Baltics) since it was populated by many Finnic peoples in past centuries. There are Russians whose phenotype is extremely Finnic. But the stereotypical Russian (even excluding Siberians etc.) doesn't look like any Finnic phenotype.
>>541070530>fat headed oafmasterful backhanded compliment
The World's strongest man is a Canadian of Anglo origin. Slavs are only good at dying in the mud and raping weaker men
>>541088484O rry?
>>541083749OH NYO
>>541089126What did this juice monkey gay rapist win?
>>541070530I CAN HAS SLAVI?!?
