>>541072222I wish /pol/ would rape this man harder than any anin in the world.
>>541072222>Most "poignant" and "realistic" movie of the last decade, allegedly>Same "be careful what you wish for" children's shows had decades agoThe lesson wasn't "don't wish for things like this/force people to do things" but rather "rule lawyer your way out of things or it will fuck you over"
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>>541072374It’s plenty of other movies. I preferred Bedazzled.
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>>541072508elizabeth hurley was fine shyt negro
>>541072222I am willing to love you, as long as you're not any of the following:>jewish>muslim>protestant>black>brown>t*rkish>indian>a jannielmk
>>541072222>>541072328I wish these two would rape each other to death.
>>541072889i am none of those things ewwwww
*frowns*
>>541072222>I wish I was a little bit taller>Wish I was a baller>Wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
>>541073648you should never call a woman
>>541073779How else am I gonna order a hooker?
>>541072508>>541072840seriously dude. hot as fuck.she must've been absolutely awful in bed, and/or Hugh Grant was a total fag (didn't he get busted with a tranny?)
>>541072222>>541072222Checked. I wish my cat would have good health in her old age.
>>541074003bussy is undefeated
>>541073648I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat...
>>541072222WITNESSshit really works huh
>>541072222I wish mudslimes would stop spamming this board>OP file namekek looks like OP is a shitskin
>>541072222I wish for a nuclear world war.
>>541074477you first have to wish they were real
>>541072508the ending gave me a vore fetish dammit.
Ask and ye shall receive. And if ye did not receive, it is because you asked for the wrong thing on purpose to remain in they lust
>>541072222I wish to become the richest man in Germany.
>I wish for all of the spics in America to be moved to Mexico where they can be happy>I wish for all of the niggers in America to be moved to Africa where they can be happy>You mean to tell me all of the spics and niggers are out of America>I’ll have a Coke
>>541075637>in Germany.
>>541075637>I wish to become the richest man in Germany12 euros have been deposited to your bank account. Congratulations!
>>541075826>Doesn't understand the one wish willowNGMI
>>541073820>>541073779You don't have to tell me twice but during the stone age
>>541072222Checked. Love is for suckers. But I do wish you well anon.
>>541072374>hoho you wish for your crush to love you more than anyone in the world? instead her body gets possessed by a demon and your crush hates you for wishing for this, you see this all happened because your wish was badly worded not because I'm fucking with you and doing things that match neither the spirit nor the wording of your wish xD
>>541072374It's astroturfed memeslop playing towards shock value, and nothing about it is "realistic"
>>541072222>>541072328>>541073114I wish these three would rape each other to death.