>Farage: Burnham’s pledge to house homeless will attract more migrantshttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/08/19/farage-burnhams-pledge-house-homeless-attract-more-migrants/>Sun cream banned from sale in UK as shoppers warned it is 'high risk'https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2240477/sun-cream-bubble-banned-sale-uk>Green activists discussed ‘wiping Israel off the map’ and ‘killing Zionists’ in WhatsApp grouphttps://www.thejc.com/news/uk/green-activists-wiping-israel-off-the-map-killing-zionists-whatsapp-lip23k81>Council leader demands transparency over plans for ‘super’ migrant detention centre in townhttps://www.gbnews.com/news/migrant-crisis-gosport-hampshire-deterntion-centre-councillor
i want to break up with my gf but i don't have the courage
brit/pol/ IS - ANTI FASCIST
>>541072529Sound like a cowardly dog
I didn’t need no guide on not to rape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C-pVtEWYho
>>541072575I'm surprised with this government they didn't accidentally teach them HOW to rape.
>>541072575>white hands typed this
>>541072529Why?Thought you two were set.
>>541072556she'd get deported in 2 months, i'd have no mortgage and i'd have to move back in my parents where i'd promptly be murdered by my dad
>>541072625I don’t even know how to troll on it, it’s just so fucking funny,
>>541072534and pro wigger (starmer)
>>541072670I spoke to her about her becoming too old to have children and she just came to the conclusion she was fine with it and joked she could introduce younger girlfriends to me
>>541072625Some will not care and a tiny amount might read up on the whole consent thing and still get to fuckAll in all (kek), more sexo.
>>541072625To be fair, it probably has. They're looking at it, seeing word rape and they'll probably think the leaflet is saying rape is ok here.
Sniffs out. Gonna be a long day tomorrow.
>>541072529if you split up with your gf, i could give you a pump at charli XCX if you like?<
hurr hurr a lot of white british men need to be told not to rape too hurr hurr should we deport them too hurr hurr
>>541072732...and thats a problem how?
>>541072454why is that short guy standing on those blocks? was this some kinda cope
>>541072842a) she would never tolerate it and would go insaneb) i love her, not some random slagc) not gonna lie to my own children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiXzxqnenb4if i had advice to the younger gen it's to never get a 36 year old gf when you are 23
I’m working on my backwards walk.
>>541072529Leave a series of cryptic notes scattered around the house
>https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/police-workforce-england-and-wales-31-march-2026/police-workforce-england-and-wales-31-march-2026>the total paid police workforce (including officers, staff, police community support officers (PCSOs) and designated officers) as at 31 March 2026, was 234,441 full-time equivalents >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authorised_firearms_officer#Number_of_firearms_officers_per_police_force>the number of firearms officers per police force ranged from 37 in North Wales Police to 2,469 in the Metropolitan Police.>In comparison, all other UK police forces number significantly fewer firearms officers with the next biggest five police firearms units being those of Police Scotland with 530, Thames Valley Police with 240, West Yorkshire Police with 227, Greater Manchester Police with 225, and West Midlands Police with 221. The most common number of firearms officers per UK police force typically ranges between 40 and 100.[>https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/quarterly-service-personnel-statistics-2026/quarterly-service-personnel-statistics-1-january-2026>182,050 Strength of UK Armed Forces Service personnel
>>541072529Tell her you're gay.That way you don't have to lie.
>>541072817Whadabout the king? Would you deport him? Would you? Whadaboud if my mate footlong fucked you mum and they had a child, would you deport that child? Is it bridish? Hurr hurr?
>>541072817Wondering how many LARPs you're tunning desu.
>>541073096kevin spacey it
>>541072893Well, you've always got that heroin addict plan to fall back onto.
>>541073009How the fuck are you only 23?
>>541073024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAm0aAaL7asSome people think this was real nikki taking back control briefly and saying 'real me' but freaky nikki regains control at the same instant and changes it to 'rail my guts'and then the fakeout is real nikki taking back control for an instant
>>541073191are you retarded kek
>>541073134i guess you support deporting white british paedophiles hmmm?? heh :))
>>541073242I haven’t bothered to get diagnosed but…yeah.
>>541072454> >Sun cream banned from sale in UK as shoppers warned it is 'high risk'Is this sun “screen” or suntan lotion (increase the effects of the sun)?Sorry, I won’t give any clicks to the lugenpresse.
>>541073304https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScrGGW0GQ80
>>541073191Its a LARP>>436509489
>How not to rape: use more rizz>Use enough rizz that she eventually stops struggling
Chancellor of the Ex-Checker David Lammy.
>>541073293Deport them to the shadow realm
>>541073317sunscreen. blocked from sale because ingredients aren't labeled properly.
Post yfw UK gets CWD from polish venison importsWe are so fucked lads it's not even funny
>>541073435>i need mo mone fo dem progromz
>>541073435>watching A Taste of Honey on BBC4 wearing my excellent glasses
>>541073435Fucking what?
>>541072534> ANTI FASCISTlmao Can you point out any modern day fascists so I can give them money and join them?
>>541073502no one eats venison
Deport the rapists and their support netI.e all
>>541073582it's a bit deer
>>541073380How depressing.
>>541073599Woah look at how much GDP they're generating
>>541073582I had venison last week
>>541073568Yea, I fucked up.I thought Lammy was in charge of the countries finances, but he was actually Lord Chancellor. I got confused.
>>541073683does it taste like scrotums?
>>541072671Wut
>>541073582We should do though, I hear. The deer fuck up forests by eating young trees and we have no wolves to thin their numbers. I guess paying hunters to go and bag them is expensive. I don’t want to shoot my own food because I’m a massive hypocrite.
>>541073582>implying our local butcher doesn't make venison & red wine pies>implying I don't eat them weekly
>>541073599>tfw hamster envy
>>541073733never had a scrotum so wouldn't know
Gypsy culinary dish is hedgehog. It must be put into question exactly how much gypsies have contributed to hedgehog decline.
>>541073797barbarians
>>541073738last time i lived back at my parents i nearly got into a fist fight with my dad and we didn't talk for 6 months
>>541073725He's actively trying to get boatwog crimes covered up. https://archive.ph/FdEri
>>541073222https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yKH-YEhzuvA&ra=m
>>541073815Getting to the point you can blame literally anything on immigration and 9/10 times be correct.
considering generating jeet art with AI and selling it to jeets, they love their AI.looks pretty easy too as their mythos is basically an endless source of stuff
>>541073599>what happens when an AI image is generated
i was always unsure about nick fuentes being gay
>>541073941Business Idea: knock on random doors with high viz in bradford and shout 'IMMIGRATION, OPEN UP'
>>541074054Who?
https://youtu.be/8Xkl8_WW-Ww
>>541073961Surprised they haven't started a crusade against AI honestly. Like the majority of the jobs over there have been stolen by AI already. Call centres and the like. Made up the vast majority of their normal jobs (not selling street food).
>>541074087mexican streamer
>>541074087Milo Yiannopoulos' ex
chancellor of the dύbs chέcker
>>541073524How absurd
>>541074157ex-kekker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80-ekOM9XXk
>>541074159This review was translated from ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics.
>>541074157two 57s
>>541074140k>>541074145>YiannoI yiadon't soz m8
>>541074054
>>541073880HMO it and LARP as a struggling writer living on the Left Bank
>>541073880I miss my dad
>>541074112Theyre a slave race. If the whites wanted Indian genocide they'd be all for itActually, look up the Raj, there you go
>>541073599Checked Look at em go
>>541074423I'm sure he is looking down on you proud
>>541074402sometimes when i write something even something dumb as shit, i get so lost in the process of writing the dumb shit i literally don't even exist for momentssame thing on long runs 9+ milesit's the best
there have been moments when i've been running where i've been so lost in thoughts for like 20 minutes i forget i'm a person on a run
>>541073571i had sex with a german rubber fetishist in london who was in a fascist gang skinhead nazi tattoos the works was intense
cauldron cauldron black black cauldronrunning along in his shiny black pauldronthe stars are out and screaming as usualcauldron cauldron runs on the black night with susan
>>541074735A gay Nazi??Now I've heard it all.
we're all dead, you know
>mexico mentioned menacingly
>>541074892We're all just made of stardust and quantum particles bro.
>>541074948I personally am made of jugs
>>541074825susan boyleseasoned boilssues and boilssue xan boy o
>>541074948doesn't really feel like it though, does it
>>541074993running out of post juice
There was a lad at aa tonight who said to me>don't call me pissed i don't speak to bottlesi feel like ringing him and just screaming fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>541075055I was rescuing your post with a worse post it was a mercy suicide
How tough is it to torrent out there?
>>541075107O ye benevolent and gracious one,O ye shimmering and effervescent most powerful pickle
>>541073961>>541074112Jeets use AI to stay employed and scsm people. They won't rebel against it.
>Raypcism
>>541075139Peasy, downloaded that new Jason Statham film I'll never watch earlierhttps://youtu.be/liYqmdkS1hw?t=16
>>541074892Some of us can swim.
For some people the best advice they ever received was something like unclech your bumhole before they got raped
'member when someone at cern recorded a satanic ritual in front of a Kali statue 'member? ooooohhhhh member when the video blew up and they put out a statement saying it was a prank 'member? hahahah oh yeah i 'memberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo5AOe_yS9Y
Zero advicezero wisdomI simply do not subscribe to external influences
>>541075344>some people
>>541075253That's comforting to hearIf we get your bullshit here I think I'll just fuck off from talking about any form of politics and just torrent the fuck out of all the anime I can
>>541075386whew lad, good thing a humans entire experience doesn't rest on interactions with other humans.
>>541075344That's what rapists say so they can bum you, if I clench my bumhole not even a micropenis is entering.
Good evening ‘glos! I just wanted to take a moment to remind you guys that: Rachmaninoff GOAT.https://youtu.be/FRX5uM9cEos?is=9juvrrraWYYhjSao
>>541075344Exactly. It’s not your fault they didn’t take it. A ripped anus is punishment for being hard headed in anyone’s book.
>>541073961> jeet artI have some
>>541075446more moralising from the external influence brigadeyou can't penetrate my mind
so was grenfell a holocaust
>>541075460are you retarded?
>>541075065is that some joke only an alchy would get? Idgi
>>541075506
>>541075545*whispers in your ear*you are not allowed to post italians in brit/pol/
>>541075541>"Got it."demonic insidious shit pretending to think
>>541075541It just felt so degrading for a grown man to say that to me without any context about who i am or what i'm aboutjust assumed i'm going to call him pissed
can't wait until the new AI moderation tools are implemented and get to the kike loving retarded alcoholic waste of life ITT
there's just so many assumptionsa) that i'm going to immediately relapsewhich we're all supposed to be pretending i'm not hence why we're hereb) i'm going to call fucking some random bald guy i met once because he was so impressive
guys I just invented new AI moderation tool: "cauldron detector"it detects cauldron in any thread or even anywhere on the internet!crazy cant wait for mark zuckerberg satya narwhal to deploy it
>>541075725I would still post even if no-one replied and i was speaking to a void unknowingly on the assumption and the offchance that someone might be seeing it
>>541074227> This review was translated from ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics.Yes
>>541075766translate hindi
God I hate cauldron threads.
oops accidentally posted what i was saying to ai how i delete post
>>541075821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZOAzbH8tdU
>>541075830benchoood
>>541075716He's done you.
>>541075716Hes probably just some retard who thought saying that sounded cool in his head. probably the sort of person that thinks being an alcoholic is like some cool personality trait like some rugged Clint Eastwood type or like a detective from a black and white film but 99% of the time it's not
just stop being such a pathetic faggot is that so difficult?
>>541075659The manual version of this is how ISIS was created. US moderators targeted the Baathists and once it had put them all in prison, everyone in there concluded that ISIS was to be created.
cauldron is the only poster on 4chan that makes bogdan look successful in life
https://youtu.be/-H4cvnsKBMg?t=1
>>541076070actually, cauldron brutally lifemogs me
>>541074735So you’re saying you sodomites will fuck anything, even the cringiest and most pozzed LARPers… so long as they like feces and blood and semen?What a brave snd noble existence. #pride
>>541076122furthermore f am get the fuck out my face before i ded u with my ting brudda
>>541076163muh gays
>>541072786
>>541075945i think he was trying to help me but i think he's fuckedlike this guy with wet brain, the way he talked came up and made a joke>ahh mate what does the moon do with it's toenails>it eclipses themand he could barely withold his disdainthen when he left he was likeyou know what done that to him, it was the alcoholand i was like no way bro that's so crazy
>>541072817The Anglo-Saxons arrived on small boats too. Maybe we should have sunk their small boats too?
it is time
>>541076070Where is that seething spastic blobdan anyway? He's usually having a meltdown on here at this time of day.
>>541075065> don't call me pissed i don't speak to bottlesWhat is that supposed to mean exactly?He called you a le bottle?
>>541073009>if i had advice to the younger gen it's to never get a 36 year old gf when you are 23How come lad?
>>541076221he literally just told you he will put the phone down on you if you call him pissedwhich you obviously will, like all the many others like you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qga12-bAS4A
>>541076314because by the time you're established and come to your senses she's too fucking old and now you're https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y
>>541075432> just torrent the fuck out of all the anime I canDo you think you’ll watch cartoons that push autists to be trannys when you’re an old and frail xir/xim, or just a a little while longer?
Everybody farts when they sleep
>>541076337if someone was struggling i wouldn't be like i don't speak to bottles
>>541076450oh that's nice, maybe you can do it differently if you ever get to his position.but you won't, so stop whining.
>>541075512> are you retarded?No. Are you however, autistic. Trouble with others emotions and intentions, namely sarcasm?Or perhaps rather english isn’t your first language?
>>541076409I fart while I'm awake too.
you know what it is as wellthere was another lad during the session who saw how he spoke to me and said during his 5 minutes of time to sharehe said if someone came up to me blabbing about the steps and this and that i would have totally switched offi was like yes that's literally what just happening to me
>>541076399Ditch her and find a younger gf?
>>541076594>Or perhaps ratherSpastic.
>>541076559his position is being 20 years sobergoing to spainand having to call someone so he doesn't relapse because he's getting resentful thoughtsif thats my life in 20 years i'd rather just drink myself to death quite frankly
Going through a fountain pen autism phase, I go where life takes me
>>541076693and somehow he's better than you
>>541076409But who sleeps when they fart?
>>541076675we're tied up and i, inconvenient though it may be do in fact love her
>>541076743better worsethese distinctions what do they amount to
cauldron and the philosopher’s cauldroncauldron and the cauldron of secretscauldron and the cauldron of azkabancauldron and the cauldron of firecauldron and the order of the cauldroncauldron and the half-blood cauldroncauldron and the deathly cauldrons
>>541076733>got three Montblanc
>>541076782you inevitably getting pissed and posting nonsense again.
>>541076817yes... let the cauldron flow through you...
>>541076201Yes. Faggots are a walking disease
>>541076850i don't think my drinking is really at fault for the entirety of moral philosophy
>>541076744Fartcoleptics
>>541076876master cauldroni take it general cauldron has been defeated then
>>541076597Arse or willy
>>541076911guffed so bigly i started snoring immediately aftermany such cases
>>541076744Dogs
>>541076745stick with yoko if you love her at least until you won’t have to move back home if it goes pear shaped. she sounds like a nice wholesome person
>>541077005Farted out all your awake mate.
>>541076979it's cauldron then
>>541076270Probably in his hugbox begging for handouts, he only pops in to talk about gobbo's penis
>>541076679Uh oh. This won’t do at all. Here, let’s try this:> Or perhaps, rather, english isn’t your first language?Or even> Or rather, perhaps english isn’t your first language?Do you feel better?
>>541077107unlimited cauldron !!
French flag got septicaemia and died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C77fceLwbbs>>541077079she's amazing, she tolerates so much without becoming a pussy or playing the victimshe always sees herself as the masteri wake up on the worst morning of my entire life i know she's not giving me any solaceshe'll give me a smackbut then after a week of cold shoulder she gets warmershe'll kick me while i'm down when i deserve itand do me toast when i don'tbut this stuff about kids
>>541077192let off some steam cauldron
Cauldron melty
on reddit you see takes like "there should be no somalis here" and "we should ban all travel from pakistan and start deportations", while on nu/pol/ you see takes such as "i hope muslims kill all westoids"
>>541077244Source on this chinkette?
>>541076222As did the Polynesians. Checkmate. Australias ours.
>>541077318Kanna Seto
We taxin asia now
>>541077383pronounced "ta-shin"
>>541077293>he’s a rreddittor>doesn't understand /pol/ is overrun with jewbots and antiwhite shillsInterdasting
>>541077507gotta read ukpolitics to keep one's ear to the ground
>>541077507You've done him
>>541077364Thank you. Any source on [THIS SCENE] with this chinkette?
>>541077507I think you mean>There are differing levels of heeb tolerance
How do they use oxygen and also remove the carbon dioxide from space stations? Or is it some fancy doohicky that does both of these somehow?
I was on the bus working today and this auld geordie woman got on and she said to me it's nice there's people like you in this miserable worldin my head i was like >i don't have the courage to undeceive you
>>541077182>Do you feel better?No.
>>541077579SONE-614 Newcomer NO.1 STYLE Strongest Heroine Kanna Seto AV Debut - Seto Kanna
>>541077599Long snorkel
>>541077682Weird candle
>>541077244maybe it won’t work out in long term maybe it will but stick with it never give up on love sweet cauldron. if tingtong gets deported and you have to get thumped by your dad that’s a double catastrophe and you get no toast>>541077602you are a bus conductor?
>>541077586Sure. But anon is an admitted rreddittor and that’s terminally gay
>>541077682Japanese christmas tree
>>541077579But you should also study the atrocities at nanjing and the human experimentation of unit 731 and the plan to release billions of fliesand the way they 'studied northern' europeans in order to teach disease to flies before you cum
>>541077771i'm a support worker and i was cracking jokes with my disabled friend
>>541077773Why do you have gay wanking cartoon gifs saved on your computer?
did japanese warship ashigaru fire upon unarmed civilian transport ships fleeing singapore in 1942yes
>>541078244was one of my ancestors on one of those unarmed civilian transport ships yesdid he dieyes
>>541077938you could look after are josh, take him down liverpool one for some shorts and a burger
>>541078333josh is lovelysome of the people i've had to work with are so violent and awful they've given me shell shock
Rick and Morty is a good show, honestly, but it's also one where the Jewish supremacy shines brightest. If it's not a political episode it's pretty good. But it's never explicitly a political episode.
>>541078641never seen it, i really enjoyed watching the midnight gospelmost powerful cartoon i ever saw
>>541076163#faeces
has anyone ever been banned from aa
Only thing bearable enough to watch recently is ReacherLike an autistic Bruce Banner from the aulden days show, wandering about town to town and getting into shit, stuck in mid metamorphosis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g4L47kEcS0
You guys are stealing our beloved Sussexes.
imagine how sweet it would be to fucking burst in on this meeting of nice alcoholics like HERE IS WHAT YOU WEREimagine how nice it would be to ring them with home truths
>>541078641i stopped watching in disgust when it become completely unfunny. it was when women started writing the jokes. season 2?
>>541073435what is an Eggs Chegger ?
>>541072540it's crazy to me how my cat is just dancing on the internet like that
>>541077941> Why do you have gay wanking cartoon gifs saved on your computer?Because showing the gay rreddittor circle jerk is objectively funny?
>>541079248fucking deported, we don't want your niggers here
>>541079358Season 4 i think
I'm not willing to kill people for my ideology precisely because i don't have anything to fight for
>>541079402My mum would love thiswhich is why I FUCKING HATE IT
>>541078283You’re half bugperson?
>>541079443Bit gay that.
>>541079472shortform interpretive dance has been an absolute disaster for the human race
>>541079532Are you retarded?
>>541079532he was british, i have no idea why he was in singaporeprobably for the fantastic vagina
>>541076207oi send us some gearyou know where i live
Ah no, it was season 3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsF0BoJSeqA
i will give aa one more chance next wednesdayand if it's anything like it's been twice i will fuck it off forever
>>541079596We’ve been through this mate >>541079598Sad story. I’ve never banged an East Asian. Pity
>>541079665just save time and have a scotch now
>>541079680Just go marks and spencers and be vaguely nicenah you're from the usi have no cluei've only lived in canadajust make more than 40k off crypto
>>541079691me 8 kronenbourgs deep>scotch on the rocks
>>541079680Yes. You're retarded.
bartender the aesthetic of these withdrawals aren't hitting quite rightmojito, hold the salt on the rim
>>541079787right now what keeps gettin me is the dragonsoopsthey put so much fucking caffiene in them you gotta drink a whole pack of beer to level outthen you fucking crash I just ate three mouthfuls of coffee granules just to wake up againI don't have many of these left in me
>>541079358>>541079450The one where he keeps getting reincarnated into Nazi universes was the low point, and it keeps getting lower really. That season was where the females writers came in. Night anyway.
>>541079874being killed by dragonsoops would be fucking epicbut don't fucking do thati'll buy you an expensive coffee machine
Spunkbubble
>>541079923ur like "okay 7.5% is fine it's just like a vodka and redbull" and it's notit's like railing a caffiene pillyou stop being drunk, and then cannot sleepfuck this
>>541080035Printed the price on the can. So you know its good.
>>541080136it's more like 3.49 these days but stillidk what they're putting in these fucking things but it shits on normal energy drinksevery time I think I can just have one actually I also need four more tins and maybe a valium afterthey're STRONG
Opoponax, only real niggaz know
