It is exposes the nigger. It exposes the foid. How did one meal get so based?
>>541078026>muh le abortion
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>>541078112>how would you feel if you didn't have an abortion
>>541078112>I mean I didn't, so technically I'd feel the samebut how would she feel if it were a day she'd eaten breakfast and were asked this question
And now I want pancakes
>>541078196>but I don't even understand the question Yeah we know. "Hungry." The answer is "hungry." Jesus Christ man
>>541078026>>541078112>>541078196I hate foids. I hate the simp cucks who support them.
>>541078112>>541078196
>>541078026>both the foid and the idiot arguing with the foid are too stupid to understand the questionImpressive. Fuck off OP, sliding nigger.
>>541078634Fucking time travel LSAT tier hypos
>>541078026>ask simple question>5 line of schizo answerdamn and i thought this shit was only a meme
We did it, Reddit!
>>541078880Why don’t you highlight a thread on the board for us that you believe to be important, nigger.
>>541078750>3 pancakes stacked>butter and syrup between each and on top of stack>over-easy egg on top>thick-cut bacon dunked in the extra syrup on the plate>tall glass of milk
>>541078026>white brain: I would probably feel hungry>black brain: but I did eats breakfast, fuggin cracker, why you ax me them dumb ass questions?
>>541078026After dinner you don't eat again for 16 hours, you then BREAK the FAST and eat something. yw
>>541079019Kroger’s or Trader Joe’s syrup?
>>541079024You literally have to give these people a five hour energy and picture book to get them to acknowledge the existence of breakfast in the afternoon. The Stewart chattering and overheating like a returning astronaut.
>>541078595Little Tyrone! NOOOOOO!
>>541079071I just get the maple syrup from Costco, the best is from those metal cans from Quebec but they're rare to find here. I'm not a syrup snob though, if you prefer the taste of cheap table syrup then that's the best.
>>541079166You passed the second breakfast test. Now I know you’re old stock Canadian.
>>541078774if you give me a question with this much wiggle room there is no way i'm giving the obvious answer lolit's a little too close to just making shit up, feels inference-y and grossor when someone is desperately trying to not say something, begging you to take the hint, nope i'm gonna make you say it fuckface, because i will have no part of your social bullshit
>>541079347Oh look, it’s drunk o’ clock in London.
>>541078112>Bunk theory that people with low IQ's can't understand hypotheticalsThe abstract words for said hypothetically literally did not exist in low IQ societies, lmao. You're talking entire languages composed of like 3,000 or so words (typically the level of a 5 year old english speaker)
HUNGRYThat's the answer, that's it. It's not that deep.
>>541079766>but I’d been up tree days on da crack so I weren’t feenin for no sizzle biscuits right durr, feel me?
>>541079347>there is no way i'm giving the obvious answer lolThis is another common way stupid people convince themselves they're clever.
>>541080049clever would be delivering a personally tailored off the cuff takedown of stochastic analysis making sure to highlight the many failures and zero successes of stat based modelsi'm just a contrarian who delights in third option tomfooleryi'd probably go the nested conditional thing as above until they were frustrated enough not to notice some wank like 'what is breakfast really' and stay engaged
>>541079766but they WANT you to say that anonthe two things you aren't allowed to say in response:i would feel hungrybut i did eat breakfast this morning
I generally skip breakfast so I’d feel about the same as I normally do.
>>541079347>if you give me a question with this much wiggle room there is no way i'm giving the obvious answer lolHow absolutely bri'ish of you. Smarmy cunt.
>>541080678>i'm just a contrarianYou're a britfag, of course you are. That's one of the most predictable things about britfags.
>>541079766>HUNGRY>That's the answer, that's it. It's not that deep.Actually I intermittent fast and skip breakfast so if I skipped breakfast I would feel normal. There isnt just one correct answer to the question brainlet.
>>541080678>clever would be delivering a personally tailored off the cuff takedown of stochastic analysiskek. b8 b8 m8. had me going
>>541078026Let's not pretend any white Alabaman is self aware. See: 12,000 episode of live PD
>>541081030I’m watching body cam right now and a white man just said “my sizzle rights.”
>>541078026Also the only mean where you don't have to eat disgusting vegetables. It really is the Chad of meals.
>>541078112Should be plan Z, so many ways to avoid pregnancy It is also murder
>>541078026I suppose I'd feel how I feel now, since I'm not a breakfast eater. Now if you asked me how I'd feel if I DID eat breakfast this morning, probably sleepy.
>>541079347>when the contrarian and the retard are indistinguishable
>>541079347So you have double digit I.Q, then. That's okay, not everyone can picture the apple
Is this why op gets all the pussy??lmao
>>541081601I have made love to 200+ women. That’s still a long way to go to get to all.
>>541078196I love it when retards don't understand a simple question so their conclusion is that the question makes no sense.
The point of the question is to low-key call someone a nigger. There is ample video and anecdotal evidence proving that niggers can’t understand hypotheticals. This question is calling someone a nigger because the question is a reference to that study.
>>541078026I've never even heard this before
>>541080678Holy pseud
>>541083075The Breakfast Question or How Would You Have Felt If You Hadn't Eaten Breakfast? is a bait question and a counterfactual conditional that references a 4chan story of a grad student who allegedly performed IQ research on convicts at San Quentin State Prison. During the research, individuals with low IQ struggled to simulate the hypothetical situation in their minds, instead answering that they did have breakfast. Online, the question has been used in internet arguments as a conspicuous way to indicate that one's opponent is unintelligent, while the posts have often been referenced in memes.>How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch?>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.>Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?>Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.>Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?>I don't understand the question.> You seem to be failing the breakfast question, mate
>>541083075The answer is “probably hungry”
>>541078026I never eat breakfast so I would not know.
>>541083143“possibly Austria”
>>541083191Thaaaat’s the joke.
>>541079347Point and laugh!!
>>541083135>a grad student who allegedly performed IQ researchthere must be more merit to it than that if a nyc judge used it in court. i highly doubt he browses /pol/
How fucking retarded can someone be? Assuming breakfast, "break fast", is the first meal I'm eating in a day, I'd be fucking hungry if I didn't eat it.
>>541079766>"What the fuck is breakfast? You're just making up words now. You sound like a crazy person."
>>541083446Glad you posted this. I believe /pol/ traces its interest in niggers eating breakfast to this criminal trial. I don’t think it’s something we discussed prior to this.
>>541083740It’s an insane fever dream word. “You look hungry. Would you like some QUICKSMASH?”That’s why I prefer the Celtic word Gwaelqwaevemsowinmunchen.
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>>541083825i believe the cap of the grad student dates from ~2017 so it makes me assume it's an unspoken truth in medical communities. >>541084014>leaf porn
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I don't get it, what gender is the breakfast?
>>541078026the biggest tragedy of life is that stupid people don't know, actually can't know, that they are stupid.
>>541078196Holy shit lmfaoooo
>>541078026"This morning" is a social construct, making the counterfactual of a missed meal retroactively irrelevant to my current metabolic state.Also note that entities abiding in thermally bonded domiciles of silica aggregate should not carelessly project small geological specimens
>>541078026prolly a little hungry maybe a lil cranky thats what came to my mind idk
>>541078112>it was posted on 4chanWasn't it a sociology study that was later popularized by a scene from The Wire.
>>541078196>something is being misunderstood
>>541078112>so technically I'd feel the samewoman AND blackamazing
>>541078026>man, gives a generally applicable response to a hypothetical based on universal and objective human conditions>woman, me, me, me my feelings, everything is about me
>>541079241Fuck I'm making waffles tomorrow morning. I got a gimmick waffle cup maker and I need to go get something to fill them with like chopped nectarine and strawberry again.
>>541085409My go to is mixed berries and vanilla Greek yoghurt w/ nut-only muesli on top
>>541078026I want to believe this is shitposting however
>>541085491You guys got Noosa yogurt back there? It’s proliferating here. I wasnt sure if it was connected to the town. I surfed there. I loved it. I also love how much Aussies hate Noosa for being expensive and pretentious.
>>541085900These African niggas don’t have chairs until the 1600s.
Hypotheticals are for faggots and women.
>>541078112>posted on 4Chan and was used as evidence for why minorities should be imprisonedthere was no need for him to make shit up
>>541078026>the breakfast paradox>paradoxaxiom, paradox is a contradiction that exists, an axiom is a truth established through experienceif you're going to pretend to be "master race", at least know what you're talking about.
I would have the urge to kill 4chinners if I didn't eat breakfast today
>>541078026Dumb reddit question idk why you guys go on reddit so much
>>541085997>If someone were to pose fictitious questions to the general population, then those questions would only be of value for faggots and women.
>>541086004Whoever that 4chan is should get a ban
>>541079766'Racist' is also acceptable
>>541080678This is why anglos and kikes get on so well.
>>541086061Two physicians walk into a bar. It’s a paradox. Touché, you pedantic nigger.
>>541078831Haha! Good one bro! Same here. You know, you and me are the same in this. I bet we've got even more things in common together even, than just this one thing, too! Hey bro, we should hang out together irl. off line. I bet two bros like us who have so much in common could really think of ways to have a blast together! You know what I mean? Yo, bro! If you want to hit me up let me know and I can leave my contact info for you right here, bro. You seem so cool!
>>541078196HOLY REDDIT LMAO
When someone asks (you) a hypothetical it means they're trying to bait you into saying something specific. It's disingenuous. When someone asks themselves a hypothetical it's different.
Devil's advocate. Niggers are like children that live in the eternal present which is a superior state of being than the neurotic "intelligent" state of being always worrying about past and future states.
>>541079766But I did have breakfast this morning so why would I be hungry
>>541086378I think Buddhists have to train to access this state
