It is exposes the nigger. It exposes the foid. How did one meal get so based?
>>541078026>muh le abortion
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>>541078112>how would you feel if you didn't have an abortion
>>541078112>I mean I didn't, so technically I'd feel the samebut how would she feel if it were a day she'd eaten breakfast and were asked this question
And now I want pancakes
>>541078196>but I don't even understand the question Yeah we know. "Hungry." The answer is "hungry." Jesus Christ man
>>541078026>>541078112>>541078196I hate foids. I hate the simp cucks who support them.
>>541078112>>541078196
>>541078026>both the foid and the idiot arguing with the foid are too stupid to understand the questionImpressive. Fuck off OP, sliding nigger.
>>541078634Fucking time travel LSAT tier hypos
>>541078026>ask simple question>5 line of schizo answerdamn and i thought this shit was only a meme
We did it, Reddit!
>>541078880Why don’t you highlight a thread on the board for us that you believe to be important, nigger.
>>541078750>3 pancakes stacked>butter and syrup between each and on top of stack>over-easy egg on top>thick-cut bacon dunked in the extra syrup on the plate>tall glass of milk
>>541078026>white brain: I would probably feel hungry>black brain: but I did eats breakfast, fuggin cracker, why you ax me them dumb ass questions?
>>541078026After dinner you don't eat again for 16 hours, you then BREAK the FAST and eat something. yw
>>541079019Kroger’s or Trader Joe’s syrup?
>>541079024You literally have to give these people a five hour energy and picture book to get them to acknowledge the existence of breakfast in the afternoon. The Stewart chattering and overheating like a returning astronaut.
>>541078595Little Tyrone! NOOOOOO!
>>541079071I just get the maple syrup from Costco, the best is from those metal cans from Quebec but they're rare to find here. I'm not a syrup snob though, if you prefer the taste of cheap table syrup then that's the best.
>>541079166You passed the second breakfast test. Now I know you’re old stock Canadian.
>>541078774if you give me a question with this much wiggle room there is no way i'm giving the obvious answer lolit's a little too close to just making shit up, feels inference-y and grossor when someone is desperately trying to not say something, begging you to take the hint, nope i'm gonna make you say it fuckface, because i will have no part of your social bullshit
>>541079347Oh look, it’s drunk o’ clock in London.
>>541078112>Bunk theory that people with low IQ's can't understand hypotheticalsThe abstract words for said hypothetically literally did not exist in low IQ societies, lmao. You're talking entire languages composed of like 3,000 or so words (typically the level of a 5 year old english speaker)
HUNGRYThat's the answer, that's it. It's not that deep.
>>541079766>but I’d been up tree days on da crack so I weren’t feenin for no sizzle biscuits right durr, feel me?
>>541079347>there is no way i'm giving the obvious answer lolThis is another common way stupid people convince themselves they're clever.
>>541080049clever would be delivering a personally tailored off the cuff takedown of stochastic analysis making sure to highlight the many failures and zero successes of stat based modelsi'm just a contrarian who delights in third option tomfooleryi'd probably go the nested conditional thing as above until they were frustrated enough not to notice some wank like 'what is breakfast really' and stay engaged
>>541079766but they WANT you to say that anonthe two things you aren't allowed to say in response:i would feel hungrybut i did eat breakfast this morning
I generally skip breakfast so I’d feel about the same as I normally do.
>>541079347>if you give me a question with this much wiggle room there is no way i'm giving the obvious answer lolHow absolutely bri'ish of you. Smarmy cunt.
>>541080678>i'm just a contrarianYou're a britfag, of course you are. That's one of the most predictable things about britfags.
>>541079766>HUNGRY>That's the answer, that's it. It's not that deep.Actually I intermittent fast and skip breakfast so if I skipped breakfast I would feel normal. There isnt just one correct answer to the question brainlet.
>>541080678>clever would be delivering a personally tailored off the cuff takedown of stochastic analysiskek. b8 b8 m8. had me going
>>541078026Let's not pretend any white Alabaman is self aware. See: 12,000 episode of live PD
>>541081030I’m watching body cam right now and a white man just said “my sizzle rights.”
>>541078026Also the only mean where you don't have to eat disgusting vegetables. It really is the Chad of meals.
>>541078112Should be plan Z, so many ways to avoid pregnancy It is also murder
>>541078026I suppose I'd feel how I feel now, since I'm not a breakfast eater. Now if you asked me how I'd feel if I DID eat breakfast this morning, probably sleepy.
>>541079347>when the contrarian and the retard are indistinguishable
>>541079347So you have double digit I.Q, then. That's okay, not everyone can picture the apple
Is this why op gets all the pussy??lmao
>>541081601I have made love to 200+ women. That’s still a long way to go to get to all.
>>541078196I love it when retards don't understand a simple question so their conclusion is that the question makes no sense.
The point of the question is to low-key call someone a nigger. There is ample video and anecdotal evidence proving that niggers can’t understand hypotheticals. This question is calling someone a nigger because the question is a reference to that study.
>>541078026I've never even heard this before
>>541080678Holy pseud
>>541083075The Breakfast Question or How Would You Have Felt If You Hadn't Eaten Breakfast? is a bait question and a counterfactual conditional that references a 4chan story of a grad student who allegedly performed IQ research on convicts at San Quentin State Prison. During the research, individuals with low IQ struggled to simulate the hypothetical situation in their minds, instead answering that they did have breakfast. Online, the question has been used in internet arguments as a conspicuous way to indicate that one's opponent is unintelligent, while the posts have often been referenced in memes.>How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch?>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.>Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?>Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.>Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?>I don't understand the question.> You seem to be failing the breakfast question, mate
>>541083075The answer is “probably hungry”
>>541078026I never eat breakfast so I would not know.
>>541083143“possibly Austria”
>>541083191Thaaaat’s the joke.
>>541079347Point and laugh!!
>>541083135>a grad student who allegedly performed IQ researchthere must be more merit to it than that if a nyc judge used it in court. i highly doubt he browses /pol/
How fucking retarded can someone be? Assuming breakfast, "break fast", is the first meal I'm eating in a day, I'd be fucking hungry if I didn't eat it.
>>541079766>"What the fuck is breakfast? You're just making up words now. You sound like a crazy person."
>>541083446Glad you posted this. I believe /pol/ traces its interest in niggers eating breakfast to this criminal trial. I don’t think it’s something we discussed prior to this.
>>541083740It’s an insane fever dream word. “You look hungry. Would you like some QUICKSMASH?”That’s why I prefer the Celtic word Gwaelqwaevemsowinmunchen.
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>>541083825i believe the cap of the grad student dates from ~2017 so it makes me assume it's an unspoken truth in medical communities. >>541084014>leaf porn
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I don't get it, what gender is the breakfast?
>>541078026the biggest tragedy of life is that stupid people don't know, actually can't know, that they are stupid.
>>541078196Holy shit lmfaoooo
>>541078026"This morning" is a social construct, making the counterfactual of a missed meal retroactively irrelevant to my current metabolic state.Also note that entities abiding in thermally bonded domiciles of silica aggregate should not carelessly project small geological specimens
>>541078026prolly a little hungry maybe a lil cranky thats what came to my mind idk
>>541078112>it was posted on 4chanWasn't it a sociology study that was later popularized by a scene from The Wire.
>>541078196>something is being misunderstood
>>541078112>so technically I'd feel the samewoman AND blackamazing
>>541078026>man, gives a generally applicable response to a hypothetical based on universal and objective human conditions>woman, me, me, me my feelings, everything is about me
>>541079241Fuck I'm making waffles tomorrow morning. I got a gimmick waffle cup maker and I need to go get something to fill them with like chopped nectarine and strawberry again.
>>541085409My go to is mixed berries and vanilla Greek yoghurt w/ nut-only muesli on top
>>541078026I want to believe this is shitposting however
>>541085491You guys got Noosa yogurt back there? It’s proliferating here. I wasnt sure if it was connected to the town. I surfed there. I loved it. I also love how much Aussies hate Noosa for being expensive and pretentious.
>>541085900These African niggas don’t have chairs until the 1600s.
Hypotheticals are for faggots and women.
>>541078112>posted on 4Chan and was used as evidence for why minorities should be imprisonedthere was no need for him to make shit up
>>541078026>the breakfast paradox>paradoxaxiom, paradox is a contradiction that exists, an axiom is a truth established through experienceif you're going to pretend to be "master race", at least know what you're talking about.
I would have the urge to kill 4chinners if I didn't eat breakfast today
>>541078026Dumb reddit question idk why you guys go on reddit so much
>>541085997>If someone were to pose fictitious questions to the general population, then those questions would only be of value for faggots and women.
>>541086004Whoever that 4chan is should get a ban
>>541079766'Racist' is also acceptable
>>541080678This is why anglos and kikes get on so well.
>>541086061Two physicians walk into a bar. It’s a paradox. Touché, you pedantic nigger.
>>541078831Haha! Good one bro! Same here. You know, you and me are the same in this. I bet we've got even more things in common together even, than just this one thing, too! Hey bro, we should hang out together irl. off line. I bet two bros like us who have so much in common could really think of ways to have a blast together! You know what I mean? Yo, bro! If you want to hit me up let me know and I can leave my contact info for you right here, bro. You seem so cool!
>>541078196HOLY REDDIT LMAO
When someone asks (you) a hypothetical it means they're trying to bait you into saying something specific. It's disingenuous. When someone asks themselves a hypothetical it's different.
Devil's advocate. Niggers are like children that live in the eternal present which is a superior state of being than the neurotic "intelligent" state of being always worrying about past and future states.
>>541079766But I did have breakfast this morning so why would I be hungry
>>541086378I think Buddhists have to train to access this state
>>541078971So you ask the hypothetical, but the SUBJECT noun is YOU, that is presently.The how would you feel? Is a perfect tense but the proper noun is the person answering the question, not the imaginary whataboutism (((you))). Women are living their lives from a third person future perfect state where the woman she believes she will become is dealing with the ever present now that degrades her... This is the NPD/BPD/Sadist main character syndrome.Because Women are Legion hivemind, it is like they are having a stroke war between brain hemispheres but they are living with obvious cognitive dissonance that they just are allowed to skate by never investigating, this is the dog brain.
>>541080935but there is an answer, and that's part of the problem we're all facing.the people whomst this question is asked, are not just unable, but unwilling to even theorise a postulation on the potential probability of them having not consumed sustenance of an early day.no, they are an anathema to einsteins theory of relativity, for how can you have only one set truth, and not MANY truths, or at least many potential truths.do these manbeasts not have the capacity to worship other truths?!
>>541085997What if you were a faggot? How would that make you feel
>>541078026kill yourself redditor
>>541078026BREAKFAST-CHADS BTFO RETARDS
>>541086378>>541086401Incorrect, there is only the now. Even the now is smoke, Hevel. Past and Future are idols or paradoxes. Niggers have 0 pattern recognition. None are individual.How subtle a predator are you (your tribe) able to detect.
>>541086310Drop contact info, Brosef
>>541083397thank you, i'll be here all weeklook up 'astrolite'fun fact: most building's designs are publicly available
I had this question asked to me by a coworker, and my response was “but I actually didn’t eat breakfast this morning so… I’d feel the same as I do now?” And he doubled over laughing at me for like 2 solid minutes and now treats me like I’m retarded. And yes I’m still seething over it
LISTEN UP. A single hypothetical only exposes the retarded. Like the original retard defendant who spawned this meme when he kept arguing with the judge who asked him how would he feel if someone knocked him out and he kept saying "I wasn't knocked out." If you want to expose a midwit you MUST layer the hypothetical. Require them to hold two things overlayed on top of each other. If they can answer quickly and accurately they're the only people who are actually people. They are the only ones capable of true empathy. >If I was X person in Y situation I would feel Z. This requires a double hypothetical. Here's an example of the test.>Ask a person to imagine a one way street with the houses on it numbered from 1 to 10 from entrance (1) to exit (10). Now imagine and arrow big enough to cover the houses and the street. Imagine it transitions from Yellow at its tip to Green on its fletching. Okay now put the arrow on top of the one way street with the tip pointed towards the exit and tell me what color would house 10 be?Now you would observe them carefully watching for a guess or a true answer. For those of us who can rotate the apple its patently obvious house 10 is Yellow. They would answer confidently. Generally you'll see a 100-110 person struggle with this and ask questions or guess but without the same conviction. Any sort of double hypothetical will work this is just an example. You can have a false negative if someone is having a bad day or they lack certain visualization capabilities, however rarely if ever will it produce a false positive. Don't associate with them. Remember they can never truly know how you feel about anything. They lack true empathy. Perhaps even a soul.
>>541086570How about I kill your shepherding Abbo monkey ass, convict halfbreed scum?
>>541086274nah, they keep trying to 'win' instead of having a laughand i'm sorry but anyone who has a problem with shelf hitler is not welcome in this house
>>541086836that is one ugly cheap piece of shit
>>541080935dumb fuck, the way to do it is eat breakfast then skip eating all day
>>541086944How the fuck would you know? You neither own a piece nor a motor vehicle.
>>541086836Dumb homo redditor has a cat. Pottery
>>541083825>I don’t think it’s something we discussed prior to this.it gets discussed in every feral nigger thread noob
>>541087031It kills rats. Could sniff out your bitch ass from a mile away. Your mark ass PMs can’t even swim. Now go dig up some ore for the chinks, Ngubu.
>>541078026what is he even talking about by how would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast? Does eating or skipping breakfast skew left or right or something?
>>541087146Go back you stupid faggot
>>541085491Sounds good, but last time I went full fat kid and whipped cream cheese frosting for it thinned with just a little milk. Almost forgot to add a lemon to the shopping list.
>>541085926I love that stuff, but they never have mango in stock for some fucking reason.
>>541086802the house is brick colored presumeably but otherwise unstatedthe tip of arrow in front of it is yellowi will break any of these you give me because they are bullshit :P smuggling premises should get you a bonk on the head
>>541079347>if you give me a question with this much wiggle room there is no way i'm giving the obvious answerOh god I know people like you. People who think they're really fucking smart because they're "not playing along".It doesn't make you look smart. It makes you look extremely mentally retarded.
>>541086836How embarrassing redditor use your fag hands to tie a noose and hang yourself
