Iran is offering $30,000 to kill Ameripigs! There are about 75,000 of them in Europe, so... Holy FUCKING shit, that's more than 2 billion dollars!!!
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goddamn I hate sand niggers so much.
>>541078177Why double for women?
I don't see a long and healthy future ahead for this guy. He may want to stay inside for awhile.
>>541078177even in freakin iran society is rigged in favor of wamanz
>>541078342Keep your head on a swivel private Rodriguez.
>>541078177Based. Start cashing in those checks, contestants!>>541078342Beautiful seethe. Practically writhing.
>>5410781771) join US millitary2) capture yourself, ship to iran in a banana box express shipping3) ????4) profit
>>54107817775,000 officers? that can't be right, if it is that's downright embarrassing for you.
>>541078520even muslims are sexist against men
>>541078177>double that to womenAnd with that I'm 95% certain this is fake. Any real woman hater would pay less for women, not more.
>>541078177Friendly reminder that trying to get away with murder in the west is profoundly difficult and if you're caught trying to collect a bounty it proves premeditation and murder for financial gain. Is 30k that's more likely to be taken by the government really worth life in prison or a possible death sentence?
>>541078177This war is so fucking fake and gay.
>>541078713[Retard]https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/08/16/iranians-offered-30k-to-kill-us-troops/https://www.france24.com/en/middle-east/20260816-iran-offers-30-000-bounty-for-killing-or-capturing-us-soldiershttps://nypost.com/2026/08/16/world-news/iran-offering-30000-for-the-slaughter-and-capture-of-us-soldiers-army-chief-says/[/Retard]
>>541078177good luck getting paid
>>541078177fancy that, I now have my get-rich quick schememaybe I can then even move to the US to become one of those homeowners that Trump was speaking about that worked hard for their money
>>541078177Has this been independently verified? Because the mutts claimed Russians offered a similar bounty for killed mutts in Syria and Ukraine that turned out to be a lie.
>>541080018ok, change of plans, I won't be able to beat the marineshow about we fake it and syphon the spoils?
>>541078177>$30,000That's street gang tier compensation, except instead of gunning down some gang banger that literally no one cares about, they're asking you to murder US military officers...
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>>541078610>cheque bouncesoh no, what now?
>>541078177> There are about 75,000 of them in EuropeMilitary "officers"? Don't think so.
>>541078177>5 billion tomans>is a superunit of the official currency of Iran, the rial. One toman is equivalent to 10 (old), or 10,000 (new, official) rials.that is 5e+13 rials if the kill or capture is done by a malethat is 1e+14 rials if the kill or capture is done by a femaleTell me again without sounding like an American retard how a country that has to denominate its transactions in exponencial numbers defeated the American Armed Forces?
>>541080220did he actually tweet that shit in reality?
Listen to this: I have a box from an IKEA shelf in my garage that I bought two months ago. What if I killed a hobo, disfigured him beyond recognition, dressed him up in a halloween marine uniform, and shipped him to Tehran via UPS, along with my bank details for the transfer? I’d throw a couple of air fresheners in the box, of course, to mask the smell of decomposition. Do you think it’ll work?
>>541080988donmt, because then the board will be spammed with pics of it endlessly with claims that its trump or hegseth or a nato general or whatever
>They pay double if it's a women doing it.Pack it up boys we just keep taking L's, just can't have a break
>>541080481The whiter country always wins
>>541078177How much would a couple crack heads get me?
>>541078520it's more embarrassing if a woman does it.
>>541078520>>541078708>>541081723No you misread it. They offer double the price if you kill women. Based Iran finally putting the western whores in their place.
>>541078177Who fucking cares? We get 96 hours of GTA 6 to kill them
>>541078177wtf that's DEIi thought sandniggers were based and redpilled
>>541078177so how do you get the payment? just curious
>>541080220Lmao
>>541078177Does that offer extend to non-Iranian citizens?
>>541078177He'll pay $60k if a woman captures one or $60k if someone captures a woman?
>>541082038Damn bro that's it? I honestly feel bad for zoomers. They can't even beat up their gay roommate for being gay and the VA is probably going to cut off the neetbux by the time they get out. And now this lame shit? Goddamn the military is fucking gay now. I got to "reenlist" on year 4 of a 6 year enlistment for 2 more years. I think it added like 3 days to my original enlistment. Retention guy got to pad his numbers and I got $10k and Lasik eye surgery.
>>541078520because they're repressed
>>541081808No, it says “If carried out by a woman”.
>>541078342>goddamn I hate sand niggers so much.Look at that image again retard. That is the whitest looking guy I've ever seen. Unlike you, 1/8th negro blood.
>>541081352only about 1/2 billion tomans
>>541082798you just walk into any bank with 5 billion tomans in your hand for absolutely no reason at all.
>>541078520They are concerned about women having another big giant protest. It's a bribe.
>>541078520Woman is a beautiful flower
>>541078177>Euro anon with no military experience thinks he can get the money because he hangs out on /k/>Fails miserably and gets ventilated.
>>541078177>and doubles that to womenLike doubles it if your a woman and you kill a soldier or doubles it if you kill a female soldier?Fuck I would love to get paid 60k to off a zogbot whore
>>541088277fpv drones (train on vidya) makes it trivial only the morality and soul of normgroid eurotards prevents this turkeyshoot
>>541081808The burger anon is right it says in the text under the headline.This could be a massive /d/ moment of horny assassination.Slaanesh is making popcorn as we speak.
>>541078520by the time he got to that part of the sentence iranny currency fell some more.
Few people here struggling with reading comprehension
>>541078177Can an American claim the bounty? 30k is a lot of money. Especially in trumps shitty economy.
>>541080311Wir sind ein bis heute besetztes Land
>>541082798Crypto. Probably Tether or Bitcoin
I can see it now.A fat ass Iranian milf sits on the faces of US officers brapping them to death.The Brapper Tehran she will be called.
>>541088525What about idf soldiers? I think even the israelis themselves would be tempted.
>>541088277>Fails miserably and gets ventilated.This retard thinks soldiers, especially in western nations, carry firearms on base lmao.
>>541088571So if i send a deelfake fpv strike on rammsteinf afb private mutt how dp u verify
>>541078177We are in the timeline where Jews convinced a Jewish asset in America to pay Iran enough money (billion) to put a hit out on 10 million Americans. And America still hasn't ripped every single dual citizen out of the white house and dealt with themK E KE K EK E KPure pottery. Fucking stupid burger golems
>>541088914I wonder how the American military members feel about this. I don’t think this will radicalize them against iran. I honestly think it will scare them away from fighting even more.
>>541078177Will goys kill their officers?
>>541078177They later corrected themselves and said it only applies for American soldiers who invade Iran.Iranny cowardice knows no bound. Trump taking a fat dookie on them.
>>541089428Fair point. I think this iranian bounty system might revive the threat of fragging. That’s why I asked if americans themselves can claim the bounty. Because if so then holy shit you’re gonna see a lot of friendly fire.
>>541078177Ask them if non-iranians are elgible, like US citizens killing US soldiers in the USA. When they say yes, hoping for some cheap domestic terrorism, promote all your death row inmates to officer rank before a women flips the switch. Easy money.
>>541089492Yeah but if they expand the bounty to count all kills of american soldiers anywhere and prove it by paying in crypto. Then expect everyone to be taking potshots on US military members even stateside. I would not be surprised if organized crime gets involved. Remember 30k is a lot of money. 34 confirmed kills and you’re at a million. And with how desperate people are in this economy it will probably be american civilians who’ve never committed a crime in their lives joining in on the treasure hunt.
>>541078609Sure thing dr. Rammashitass
>>541078177they rich af. must be from all the oil they are selling at a premium now. thanks dumf
>>541089380Military members don't feel or think, they do what Israel tells them, so I don't think it's a problem The problem *should* be American citizens fucking tearing everything down until America is American again but you're all so afraid of what might happen that you refuse to act
>>541080988You need the dog tag for identification./pol/ raid on Rammstein Airbase when?
>>541078342iranians are whiter than both shartmericans and israelis
>>541089806Most people don’t care about the military casualties because that’s what they signed up for. To potentially die for american interests. That’s why so few people have any sympathy for the sailors on the carriers. You’re right. But most Americans are either to scared or to busy working. That’s why they still go along to get along. But you know what’s really dangerous? Someone who has nothing to lose and willing is to die to achieve a goal. People like that emerge only when the situation becomes so desperate that they don’t care if they live or die. I don’t think we’re at the point where we’ll have homegrown non jihadist American suicide bombers
>>541078177lol so desperate to catch up on the kill counts. but also>be woman that captures US military officer>go to be paid for your service>now a woman with 60,000 dollars in a country where women have no rights>be forced into muslim slave marriagehow would they even collect it
>>541080875Yes. Everyone went insane in 2020.
>>541078177@grok is this real??
>>541090341How did his citizens react to that tweet locally
>>541090275Deaddrop + identify as mtf iran has free gender affirming healthcare
>>541090374>iran has free gender affirming healthcareexplains a lot actually
They're overpaying.
>>541084191>He'll pay $60k if a woman captures one or $60k if someone captures a woman?More likely, that if captures woman officer.Iranians are not THAT dumb.Lets make thought experiment. Some guys jump american marine in Poland. Captures officer. Then, if they use woman to deliver it, reward would be double? But iranians cannot verify that he was captured by a woman. Or, if it was woman officer which was captured, then it is relatively east to verify that captive was a woman.Probably iranians consider that woman would be easier to interrogate, and more effectively to use in negotiations. Kinda "males are disposable" thing.
>>541078177Let's do the shit skin logistics here1. Iran is offering hard cash, 30k. 2. There's shit loads of zoomer or boomer Americans who are either too inexperienced or too dumb, all over the middle East, Asia, Africa, and Europe. 3. Smuggling routes for human trafficking already exist. 4. You're a shit skinarian 5. You see a tour bus of Americans visiting muh Jordan or muh Egypt6. You take all 30 of them to Terhan yourself, blasting the Venga Boys the entire way backThat's on the table now for your average shit skin. Will he be hunted to the ends of the Earth and eventually droned. Yes. Will he also be up 3 million USD? Absolutely! But let's be honest. Nobody in Iran is giving up 3 million cash. They'll get Tehran metro vouchers, house in Tehran if they're lucky, and then they'll eventually be killed. Will any of these future outcomes matter for the average shit skin who can only think in terms of Rolex and Gucci? Lol let's just say I'm staying in fortress USA for the next 2 years at least.
