https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2026/08/19/pop-tart-flavored-buzzballz/91374413007/
i tried one of these strawberry buzz balls recently and they're gross as fuck
No gross
>>541083048I can only imagine the ingredient list
>>541083107All gimick RTD's are except Buckfast.
>other than standard
>>541083048Don't do it, zoomers! Even (you) are better than this!
>>541083048>yo bro check it out, the new Froot Loop Mountain Dew Double Stuffed Oreos are out, you gotta try it broWhy are American consumers like this?
>>541083048>YOU CAN'T SEE FRUITY COLORFUL WEED, THAT TARGETS CHILDREN!!!>enjoy our alcoholic pop tarts
oh look we are once again attacking a gen for not drinking enough when the youngest is 14
>>541083519Tge oldest Gen Z are 32
>>541083048Gen Z drinks All the time with these retarded threads >gyse Gen Z is sober No they fucking arent ypu dont go to clubs or venues at all. Gen Z gets fucking wasted.Just stupidity and lies Kill yourself so your retardation does not proliferate I mean really what a fucking retard.
>>541083329Oh man that sounds so good is it real or did you just make it up? Please tell me those are real.
>>541083048Recession indicator
>>541083638the youngest are 14 that means almost half can't drink legally in the US why are we doing a 1-1 comparison with them and other gens you autistic retard?
>>541083842More like animal with its back to the wall forced to adapt indicator
>>541084012>that means almost half can't drink legally in the US>Age range of 14-21 7 years. >Age range of 21-32 11 years. You zany Americans and your education system.
>>541084178>almostalso again autist why are we doing a 1-1 comparison when 6 years of an entire gen can't legally drink in the US? How fucking stupid are you?
>>541083048If buzz balls were blind box they'd instantly sell out. I'll take my check now, big alcohol.
>>541084303>when 6 years of an entire gen can't legally drink in the US?Because the age range encompasses far more legal drinkers? Retard.
>>541084346show me where in the study it compares exact ages autist?
>>541084404>where in the studyWhat study you retard?
>>541083048GoyBallz
>>541084465whatever you are citing this data from autist>Because the age range encompasses far more legal drinkers? Retard.Where did you get this from?
>>541084544>Where did you get this from?The fact that the age range of Gen Z over 21 is 40% larger than under....?An obvious inferrence?
Spend your drunk buzz shitting uncontrollably on the toilet while your stomach makes loud chemical processing noises
>>541083048That sounds rancid
>>541084678Sounds like the shit prisoners ferment in a toilet tank.
>>541084584What part of if you compare generation's drinking patterns when 6 years of one generation can't drink won't come up with a fair comparison do you not understand autist? You keep dodging this
>>541084803Because 21 has been your legal drinking age since 1984 so the data for under 21's has always been expunged yet the heaviest drinking ages are 21-30 consistently so excluding the tail end of a generation has no affect on the comparison?Retard.
>>541083048what the fuck
>>541084920>yet the heaviest drinking agesanecdotal irrelevancy when you are still ignoring 6 years of drinking that you remove from one gen autist
>>541083048>Joe camel sooo cool hes making the kids smoke!what a clown world
>>541083048>other than standardwhat mean this?
Alcohol is the perfect goyslop.- Literally rotten juice-Almost infinite shelf life (just tell the goyim older better — therefore more expensive)- Makes them act insane so you can lock them up in your prison system- Destroys the goyim- Destroy's the goyim's family- Literally rotten juice
>>541087514>Kid brain jeet logicAnd cheese is just rotten milk in your limited view.
>>541083048Big Jewish private equity is buying up everything. Better stock up or learn to make your own. They’re going full slop on trying to wrangle kids. Another weird one I don’t get is fireball. It’s like crack to alcoholics. Even the rare Irish whiskey is being bought out and liquidated. Grab it while you can. Because everything is about to be goyslop poison. The blacks are stockpiling the p diddy brand because it was actually good. Once it’s gone it’s gone.
>>541087764It is. And it also has none of the other negative qualities I listed, unlike goycohol. You dumb kike.
>>541088263>Le negative qualities It pisses you off so it offset some of it's bad qualities.
>>541083329Because it genuinely worked until about the 2000s
>>541083048>but if we don't use The Flavors the kids won't ruin their lives and we won't have an income
Nah they rather do Tide PodsNo cap
>>541083048Americans are truly disgusting.
I never had a poptart! Not gen z but... who eats that shit. ew
And wtf is buzz balls!
>>541087764Mmmm, now this is food!A flat bread, some roasted redpeppers, mushroom spread, crushed olives and a bjt of blie cheese toasted. Purrfect.
>>541083048being drunk is lame, and that sounds fucking nasty as hell
I’m a zoomer and I spend my entire paycheck every month on alcohol such that there’s usually 10 bucks left on my bank account the last few days, alcohol is EXPENSIVE
>>541083184I read the description like 10 times trying to make sense of it
>>541083436It’s all so tiring
>>541083436>>541089763>how can they sell this at gas stations? usually this kind of thing is->look on bottom>Woman Owned Companythat explains it, they probably take generic pre-bottled industrial alcohol and fill it with sugar and resell it for 1000x profit. (no, you wouldnt be allowed if you tried shit like that)
>>541083048Can eternal toilet paper get Gen Z to start wiping their ass?Time will tell.
>>541083048i only drink pure spirits
>>541083048>NONONONO WHY ARENT THE GOY GETTING DRUNKBecause they live in a world where they have to toil and toiling while hungover isn't sustainable. Simple as.
They want you drinking yourself into a stupor and damaging yourself. You become sloppy, uncoordinated and a liability while drunk.
